Author Topic: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster? (Read 1153 times)

Junpei the Tracer! · « **on:** November 11, 2009, 01:45:02 AM »

Because it's moving so slow. How so slow? So slow.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** November 11, 2009, 01:56:53 AM »

Get older, time flies as you get older and quit giving a shit.

Bildi · « **Reply #2 on:** November 11, 2009, 01:58:56 AM »

Find something important to do and then slack off on the internet. Works for me.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #3 on:** November 11, 2009, 02:00:23 AM »

play video games (civ 4 works best)

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #4 on:** November 11, 2009, 02:12:13 AM »

Amuse yourself by plucking bullets out of the air.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #5 on:** November 11, 2009, 02:27:02 AM »

for me, time always goes by the fastest when I'm asleep. Try it, it might just work for you.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #6 on:** November 11, 2009, 03:03:37 AM »

Drugs always help. I still can't remember the majority of Sunday

Akala · « **Reply #7 on:** November 11, 2009, 03:21:02 AM »

cherish it. you'll miss it.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #8 on:** November 11, 2009, 03:23:01 AM »

Quote from: Akala on November 11, 2009, 03:21:02 AM

cherish it. you'll miss it.

Yes. I'm in between this

Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 11, 2009, 01:56:53 AM

time flies as you get older

and this

Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 11, 2009, 01:56:53 AM

quit giving a shit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** November 11, 2009, 03:31:46 AM »

hormones

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #10 on:** November 11, 2009, 04:46:54 AM »

deadlines'll do it, or what bildi said.

MCD · « **Reply #11 on:** November 11, 2009, 05:32:31 AM »

cut your dick

oh wait

Reb · « **Reply #12 on:** November 11, 2009, 05:34:18 AM »

Time, time is our friend.

Reb · « **Reply #13 on:** November 11, 2009, 05:34:32 AM »

Just have a little faith in me.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #14 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:11:12 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on November 11, 2009, 01:58:56 AM

Find something important to do and then slack off on the internet. Works for me.

Worked this afternoon for me.

chronovore · « **Reply #15 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:53:16 AM »

Seriously, what was said above: as you get older, time moves faster. Apparently time is relative as you slide down the hill, accelerating as if by gravity and momentum toward the grave.

Bocsius · « **Reply #16 on:** November 11, 2009, 09:02:53 AM »

While time does indeed fly on the macro level, I find that on the micro level, every last minute is excruciatingly long. Particularly between the hours of 8 and 5.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17 on:** November 11, 2009, 09:13:36 AM »

Alcohol

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 11, 2009, 01:11:24 PM »

As you approach the speed of light, time slows, so don't do that.

Bocsius · « **Reply #19 on:** November 11, 2009, 01:13:19 PM »

Quote from: M3wThr33 on November 11, 2009, 01:11:24 PM

As you approach the speed of light, time slows, so don't do that.

Actually, it's the opposite. I guess it depends on what you're going for.

Diunx · « **Reply #20 on:** November 11, 2009, 04:46:11 PM »

Rape.

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