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Title: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 14, 2009, 10:45:05 AM: Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told you've got a weird-shaped head?

Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again they forgot about J
Were you ever called "homo" 'cause at school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 14, 2009, 02:05:40 PM: No. I've been told it's attractively big, though.
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: Himu on November 14, 2009, 02:08:49 PM: A girl slapped and grabbed my butt in HS. :-\
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 14, 2009, 02:13:00 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 14, 2009, 02:08:49 PM
A girl slapped and grabbed my butt in HS. :-\

I'm guessing she wasn't attractive? Because otherwise I would've done it right back. And more.

:tauntaun
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: Himu on November 14, 2009, 02:15:14 PM: It felt wrong.
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 14, 2009, 02:18:19 PM: I liked it.

I mean, ummmm

:-[
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: Barry Egan on November 14, 2009, 02:18:47 PM: I like when girls pinch my tuchus :-*
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: Robo on November 14, 2009, 02:23:40 PM: bullet-proof 24-karat gold tears of a rapper :'(
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 14, 2009, 02:30:40 PM: :piss Musical comedy :piss2
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: demi on November 14, 2009, 03:31:02 PM: I wouldnt mind seeing your butt Willco.
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 14, 2009, 04:08:48 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on November 14, 2009, 04:07:42 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing your butt recursive.
small and pale

you're not missing anything.
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 14, 2009, 04:17:23 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on November 14, 2009, 04:09:31 PM
What if you're wrong?

I'm not wrong. He's indoors all day while sitting in front of a computer.
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: muckhole on November 14, 2009, 07:00:31 PM: Nope. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 14, 2009, 07:16:23 PM: That's actually false. To quote a black female former coworker "it's pumped, not like other white boys'". It doesn't make sense to me either.
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 14, 2009, 07:25:59 PM: post pics or shut up.
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 14, 2009, 07:31:06 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on November 14, 2009, 07:28:16 PM
yes please

edit: wtf, I'm supposed to be asleep.

cover.blown.

so you're saying you didn't want to talk about flannel girl on msn?
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: twerd on November 14, 2009, 07:39:56 PM: Quote from: OptimoPeach on November 14, 2009, 02:30:40 PM
:piss Musical comedy :piss2

fuck you man, tenacious D's hbo original series and FoTC are both gold
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 14, 2009, 07:44:39 PM: I was just answering the question. It's not like I go on about it all the time.
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 14, 2009, 07:46:31 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 14, 2009, 07:44:39 PM
I was just answering the question. It's not like I go on about it all the time.

u lying?
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: muckhole on November 14, 2009, 10:46:29 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 14, 2009, 07:44:39 PM
I was just answering the question. It's not like I go on about it all the time.

I thought you were saying I had a fat ass.
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: rodi on November 15, 2009, 12:27:09 AM: I hate having my ass slapped. Caressed, on the other hand... :-*
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 15, 2009, 01:07:48 AM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 14, 2009, 07:16:23 PM
That's actually false. To quote a black female former coworker "it's pumped, not like other white boys'". It doesn't make sense to me either.

So even black women think you have a big butt? :o
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 15, 2009, 01:28:29 AM: Quote from: rodi on November 15, 2009, 12:27:09 AM
I hate having my ass slapped. Caressed, on the other hand... :-*

There's nothing wrong with a good slap every so often every other day or so.
Title: Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on November 15, 2009, 04:57:39 AM: Quote from: Chipopo on November 14, 2009, 02:18:47 PM
I like when girls pinch my tuchus :-*

Yup, especially the purty ones. Although you get that obnoxious fat ugly one who won't take their hands off you but you can't say no because you can't call it sexual harassment one moment and then ignore it for someone else.