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The Fake Shemp

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Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« on: November 14, 2009, 10:45:05 AM »
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Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2009, 02:05:40 PM »
No.  I've been told it's attractively big, though.
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Himu

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2009, 02:08:49 PM »
A girl slapped and grabbed my butt in HS.   :-\
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CajoleJuice

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2009, 02:13:00 PM »
Quote from: Himuro on November 14, 2009, 02:08:49 PM
A girl slapped and grabbed my butt in HS.   :-\

I'm guessing she wasn't attractive? Because otherwise I would've done it right back. And more.

:tauntaun
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Himu

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2009, 02:15:14 PM »
It felt wrong.
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CajoleJuice

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2009, 02:18:19 PM »
I liked it.

I mean, ummmm





 :-[
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Barry Egan

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2009, 02:18:47 PM »
I like when girls pinch my tuchus  :-*
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Robo

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2009, 02:23:40 PM »
bullet-proof 24-karat gold tears of a rapper  :'(
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OptimoPeach

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2009, 02:30:40 PM »
:piss Musical comedy :piss2
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demi

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2009, 03:31:02 PM »
I wouldnt mind seeing your butt Willco.
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2009, 04:08:48 PM »
Quote from: Jinfash on November 14, 2009, 04:07:42 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing your butt recursive.
small and pale

you're not missing anything.
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2009, 04:17:23 PM »
Quote from: Jinfash on November 14, 2009, 04:09:31 PM
What if you're wrong?

I'm not wrong. He's indoors all day while sitting in front of a computer.
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muckhole

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2009, 07:00:31 PM »
Nope. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2009, 07:16:23 PM »
That's actually false.  To quote a black female former coworker "it's pumped, not like other white boys'".  It doesn't make sense to me either.
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2009, 07:25:59 PM »
post pics or shut up.
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2009, 07:31:06 PM »
Quote from: Jinfash on November 14, 2009, 07:28:16 PM
yes please

edit: wtf, I'm supposed to be asleep.

cover.blown.

so you're saying you didn't want to talk about flannel girl on msn?
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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2009, 07:39:56 PM »
Quote from: OptimoPeach on November 14, 2009, 02:30:40 PM
:piss Musical comedy :piss2

fuck you man, tenacious D's hbo original series and FoTC are both gold
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2009, 07:44:39 PM »
I was just answering the question.  It's not like I go on about it all the time.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2009, 07:46:31 PM »
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 14, 2009, 07:44:39 PM
I was just answering the question.  It's not like I go on about it all the time.

u lying?
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muckhole

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2009, 10:46:29 PM »
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 14, 2009, 07:44:39 PM
I was just answering the question.  It's not like I go on about it all the time.

I thought you were saying I had a fat ass.
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rodi

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2009, 12:27:09 AM »
I hate having my ass slapped. Caressed, on the other hand...   :-*
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2009, 01:07:48 AM »
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 14, 2009, 07:16:23 PM
That's actually false.  To quote a black female former coworker "it's pumped, not like other white boys'".  It doesn't make sense to me either.

So even  black women think you have a big butt?  :o
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2009, 01:28:29 AM »
Quote from: rodi on November 15, 2009, 12:27:09 AM
I hate having my ass slapped. Caressed, on the other hand...   :-*

There's nothing wrong with a good slap every so often every other day or so. 
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Re: Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2009, 04:57:39 AM »
Quote from: Chipopo on November 14, 2009, 02:18:47 PM
I like when girls pinch my tuchus  :-*

Yup, especially the purty ones.  Although you get that obnoxious fat ugly one who won't take their hands off you but you can't say no because you can't call it sexual harassment one moment and then ignore it for someone else.
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