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Title: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: AdmiralViscen on November 21, 2009, 09:34:58 PM
the fuuuuuuuuugg

http://boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=2626&p=.htm

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Claiming the record for the biggest one-day gross, The Twilight Saga: New Moon raked in an estimated $72.7 million on approximately 8,500 screens at 4,024 sites. The Dark Knight was the previous title holder with $67.2 million on around 9,300 screens at 4,366 sites.

New Moon's first day more than doubled that of its predecessor Twilight, which debuted to $36 million on around 6,000 screens at 3,419 sites. Twilight's first weekend wound up at $69.6 million, which was also less than New Moon's first day. Due to fans storming theaters on its opening day, Twilight's first weekend was heavily Friday-loaded, leading to much lower grosses for Saturday ($21.3 million) and Sunday ($12.4 million). The fan fervor was even more intense for New Moon, so the picture will not maintain Friday's pace throughout the weekend.

New Moon's $72.7 million first day included an estimated $26.3 million from its midnight opening, which was also a record. The Dark Knight made $18.5 million on its midnight opening, which means it generated more business after its midnight showings ($48.7 million) than New Moon did ($46.4 million). The Dark Knight still holds the record for biggest weekend (Friday-Saturday-Sunday) ever: $158.4 million.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 21, 2009, 09:37:33 PM
Bodes well for Avatar.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: ManaByte on November 21, 2009, 09:42:41 PM
Bodes well for Avatar.

Yes because they are the exact same distinguished mentally-challenged audience ::)
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2009, 09:56:25 PM
BRING ON THE BRAWNDO

IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2009, 10:00:06 PM
This is the first time where I've felt so disconnected from an "event film". It's like, it doesn't even register in my world. I'm old and grouchy, I guess.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2009, 10:03:54 PM
Oh well, at least Ebert hated it too:

Quote from: Roger Ebert
The Twilight Saga: New Moon takes the tepid achievement of Twilight, guts it, and leaves it for undead.

Wow, and he gave it one star. Harsh.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 21, 2009, 10:05:31 PM
My (male) cousin put on his FB how the movie wasn't that bad and how he's on Team Edard? Edward? I SMH'ed x1000000 (his girlfriend roped him into watching it but at least put up a front!)
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2009, 10:08:05 PM
I'm sorry, for what I can discern from the commercials, the movie is nothing but a bunch of shirtless, pubescent boys wrestling in the forest with goth kids that shop at Hot Topic. I'd rather watch ten million chick flicks than that.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2009, 10:10:12 PM
I'd rather watch WILL FEDERMAN'S CANDYLAND

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Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2009, 10:11:44 PM
To be fair, your cousin made the right decision BlueTsunami. Edward>Jacob, no homo
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 21, 2009, 10:14:05 PM
The funny shit is that Edward (he's the wolf dude in the Conan spoof vid?) looks like my cousin and my cousin is vain. So there's some self lovin', homoerotic things going on there (and I called him out on it :lol )
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 21, 2009, 10:37:39 PM
This is the first time where I've felt so disconnected from an "event film".

To be fair, I felt the same way about Transformers 2.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Brehvolution on November 21, 2009, 10:39:47 PM
It's well known that every mortal woman's dream is to be in the middle of vampire/werewolf clash. It's a newly tapped demographic and they have money to spend.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Beezy on November 21, 2009, 10:58:59 PM
Women are fucking ridiculous. I had no idea that this Twilight shit was that popular.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 21, 2009, 11:03:29 PM
Going from those stats, it made more money per theater than TDK too.  They must have fit some tween girls in the aisles or some shit because TDK was packed.

Like I said in the Outside Link thread, the series isn't for me and never was intended to.  I don't know nor will I pretend to understand why it will be breaking records in the box office.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 21, 2009, 11:05:00 PM
Women are fucking ridiculous. I had no idea that this Twilight shit was that popular.

They're set to release the next movie at the end of next June. That's right, the next one comes out in SEVEN months.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2009, 11:05:48 PM
Maybe untalented main actress chick will have enough money for her weed habit now.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 21, 2009, 11:07:40 PM
Ashley Greene is pretty hot.  Kristen Stewart looks androgynous most of the time, which is probably why she is starring in those indie flicks.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2009, 11:08:03 PM
Women are fucking ridiculous. I had no idea that this Twilight shit was that popular.

(http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx32/Aries1/50cent.gif)
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Beezy on November 21, 2009, 11:13:24 PM
Please link me to that video PD. :lol
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2009, 11:17:24 PM
Please link me to that video PD. :lol

[youtube=560,345]xQjTBzMcrYM[/youtube]

even funnier when you consider 50's album is about to bomb  :lol
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: ManaByte on November 22, 2009, 12:25:20 AM
BRING ON THE BRAWNDO

IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES

FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO STARBUCKS
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Fragamemnon on November 22, 2009, 12:30:22 AM
The other-gender parallel to Modern Warfare 2, which I believe now holds the analogous record for video game, is shockingly appropriate. People sure love stuff that's dumb these days. 
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 22, 2009, 12:31:27 AM
The other-gender parallel to Modern Warfare 2, which I believe now holds the analogous record for video game, is shockingly appropriate. People sure love stuff that's dumb these days. 

I would have made the comparison myself, but   :teehee
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 22, 2009, 12:42:25 AM
The other-gender parallel to Modern Warfare 2, which I believe now holds the analogous record for video game, is shockingly appropriate. People sure love stuff that's dumb these days. 

Except Modern Warfare 2 is actually a good game. New Moon isn't even a good film on a technical level.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2009, 01:08:48 AM
more proof women ruin everything
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2009, 01:10:11 AM
Please link me to that video PD. :lol

[youtube=560,345]xQjTBzMcrYM[/youtube]

even funnier when you consider 50's album is about to bomb  :lol

:lol
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2009, 01:12:09 AM
The other-gender parallel to Modern Warfare 2, which I believe now holds the analogous record for video game, is shockingly appropriate. People sure love stuff that's dumb these days. 

lol u mad
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 22, 2009, 01:19:27 AM
The other-gender parallel to Modern Warfare 2, which I believe now holds the analogous record for video game, is shockingly appropriate. People sure love stuff that's dumb these days. 

lol u mad

needs more spreadsheets
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2009, 01:26:34 AM
The other-gender parallel to Modern Warfare 2, which I believe now holds the analogous record for video game, is shockingly appropriate. People sure love stuff that's dumb these days. 

lol u mad

needs more spreadsheets

MOAR LIKE NEEDS MORE PATCHES AND SHITTY ONLINE MATCHMAKING
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 22, 2009, 01:28:16 AM
I can't believe this. It's really a shame. Christopher Nolan's movie is a hell of a lot more deserving of that top spot.

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Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: M3wThr33 on November 22, 2009, 02:27:52 AM
It's just a litmus test to see if someone is intelligent or not.
If they care about Twilight, I don't give two shits about the person.

Apparently there's a lot of people I don't give two shits about.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 22, 2009, 04:16:53 AM
I liked the Onion's Modern Warfare 3 spoof.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: etiolate on November 22, 2009, 05:09:20 AM
mw2 and twilight

what a depressing culture
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2009, 09:37:52 AM
When does MW2 ever give the allusion of any freedom in the campaign and why should that matter? The on rails nature is WHY I LIKE IT. Besides, many fps campaigns are on rails and people don't give a shit about those.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: ch1nchilla on November 22, 2009, 09:53:06 AM
:ninja My girlfriend is dragging me to see this, but I plan on going in equipped with enough vodka to kill a bear as well as my PSP go and the whole first season of Eastbound & Down on my phone, so I should be fine.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2009, 09:53:59 AM
what do you mean on-rails...like a Wii game?
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2009, 09:58:49 AM
No, just location to location, enemy to enemy. There's almost no need for exploration except for looking for the enemy computers or whatever for achievements. On rails isn't a bad thing, people are just homos. And Kosma is wrong. First time I played MW2, on the snow level, I futzed up and they (the guards patrolling in the trucks were alerted because I got cocky). Second time, I managed to get past the entire guard without being caught. So no, it's not an open ended fps, but it gives enough opportunity to change things up the next time you play, with a variety of ways to do them.

And this is ignoring that the world "on rails" is being misused. A TRUE on rails game doesn't let you go back. You can only go forward, left, or right to strafe and hit enemies/enemy projectiles. A game like MW2, which allows the play absolute freedom, and ability to go back is not an on rails game.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2009, 10:17:08 AM
But on rails is mostly a reference to control, not enemy ai ??? How is that unlike other recent shooters? In Gears and Uncharted all they seem to do is pop up to shoot, then cover, repeat. I didn't see how MW2 handled this differently.

As for the only one way to do an encounter thing, I disagree!
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: AdmiralViscen on November 22, 2009, 10:32:01 AM
It hasn't.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2009, 10:56:07 AM
TDK was shit.

Now tell me why amazing movies like District 9 earned less than shitty Batman movie or Titanic: Vampires & Werewolves edition?

:rofl
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 22, 2009, 11:11:44 AM
How long how long until Kristen Stewart nudes?

Soon

Until then, help yourself to some Ashley Greene nudes:

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Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Beezy on November 22, 2009, 11:17:49 AM
She looks better with clothes on. :lol
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 22, 2009, 11:19:45 AM
I'd fuck her :shrug:
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 22, 2009, 11:22:08 AM
Synthesizer Patel says go see Fantastic Mr. Fox instead, which he claimed is not only the greatest stop-motion film of all-time, but one of the greatest films of all-time.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: rodi on November 22, 2009, 11:43:46 AM
I got suckered into watching the first Twilight by people I trusted with my life! Never again...never again...  :(
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Rman on November 22, 2009, 11:45:46 AM
Synthesizer Patel says go see Fantastic Mr. Fox instead, which he claimed is not only the greatest stop-motion film of all-time, but one of the greatest films of all-time.
Yeah.  I've heard great things. I'm surprised at the reception of this movie as Wes Anderson's output over the years has been getting worse and worse.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 22, 2009, 12:06:18 PM
The wife and I are totally isolated from all the Twilight shit. Not for us.

This coming week is going to be awesome with Broken Embraces and Fantastic Mr. Fox. Almodovar and Anderson in the same week? Yes, please!!
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: duckman2000 on November 22, 2009, 12:07:45 PM
Im basing this on COD2,4 and 5. Havent played SP 6 because Im burned out on this kind of SP experience. So maybe it has changed, your giving me reason to try it out now.

Are you seriously going to listen to Himuro re: FPS? It's worth playing, but the whole shooting gallery thing is the same as it has ever been. Infinite spawns and most of the grenade spams are gone, but there are still plenty of silly monster closets, enemies still react the same way, and will magically spawn and disappear based on whatever invisible triggers you pass. It's just another COD, look elsewhere for interesting firefights.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 22, 2009, 12:24:30 PM
Synthesizer Patel says go see Fantastic Mr. Fox instead, which he claimed is not only the greatest stop-motion film of all-time, but one of the greatest films of all-time.

Will do. :bow2
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 22, 2009, 12:27:03 PM
BTW, BOM has New Moon estimates pegged at $140 Mil. Suck it down, women, Batman still wins. :rock Also Spider-Man 3. :lol
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: TEEEPO on November 22, 2009, 12:27:36 PM
Synthesizer Patel says go see Fantastic Mr. Fox instead, which he claimed is not only the greatest stop-motion film of all-time, but one of the greatest films of all-time.
Yeah.  I've heard great things. I'm surprised at the reception of this movie as Wes Anderson's output over the years has been getting worse and worse.

why be surprised? although his movies were getting continually worse, it wasn't hard to see wes anderson still had talent. with that in mind and the fact that he stepped outside of his comfort zone for the first time in his young career, it's only logically to assume the mr.fox was going to be much better film than his last two.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2009, 12:32:38 PM
Synthesizer Patel says go see Fantastic Mr. Fox instead, which he claimed is not only the greatest stop-motion film of all-time, but one of the greatest films of all-time.

Heard a lot of good things about this one, plus the trailer looked good. Will definitely watch when it hits theaters.

Also:

1    The Dark Knight    $158,411,483
2    Spider-Man 3     $151,116,516
3    The Twilight Saga: New Moon    $140,700,000
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: tehjaybo on November 22, 2009, 02:00:48 PM
Uwe Boll could make the next two and they would shatter records.

I have no more faith in humanity.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Tieno on November 22, 2009, 02:08:07 PM
Oh, oh, the best news since The Dark Knight actually released! New Moon didn't make more money on its first weekend! I'm so happy to be a nerd! Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaah 

:smug
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 22, 2009, 02:35:08 PM
Given the way batfags were losing their shit, I hoped that New Moon would beat out TDK.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: brawndolicious on November 22, 2009, 03:53:52 PM
yeah, watching people cry over how their favorite movie isn't the most popular anymore is always entertaining.  I (personally) always thought TDK was an extremely dumbed down batman so I think it would be a good thing if some emo brainfart movie sequel about shirtless boys beat it out in the box office.

This is like how the only reason I watch any football at all is for the one cal-stanford game so that I can see one sides get pissy and emotional.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 22, 2009, 04:31:05 PM
... but Twilight didn't beat out The Dark Knight for the weekend record, am nintenho.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 22, 2009, 04:39:30 PM
TDK is high art  ::) (though I'll admit there is some thought to it) .
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 22, 2009, 05:45:08 PM
Synthesizer Patel says go see Fantastic Mr. Fox instead, which he claimed is not only the greatest stop-motion film of all-time, but one of the greatest films of all-time.

wes anderson + furfiggurtry = epic fail
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: EvilBoris on November 22, 2009, 05:50:30 PM
 actually wes anderson's aesthetic and characters may be more palatable in an animated mode.

 might see it!
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: brawndolicious on November 22, 2009, 06:48:35 PM
... but Twilight didn't beat out The Dark Knight for the weekend record, am nintenho.
Maybe it won't beat it for the weekend record but it still bends over and humbles Bale/Nolan fanboys.  Think about it, TDK was the most successful sequel in what is today the most popular comic book franchise.  It also had 4 times the budget and a dead gay cowboy so that should have gotten it at least another 50% at the box office (AT LEAST!).  And it got fucking beaten by a movie about emo-vampires taking their shirts off.

The thing is that you know that in less than a year when the sequel comes out, the same fanboys bitching today are going to be crying again when Twilight3 sets a new record, probably also an opening weekend record.  Making it the most entertaining movie this summer.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: AdmiralViscen on November 22, 2009, 07:07:59 PM
O, and what a day that will be, my friends!
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 22, 2009, 07:12:42 PM
Wes Anderson :-\

Then again, I haven't seen a movie in a theater since Bruno.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 22, 2009, 07:13:59 PM
Synthesizer Patel says go see Fantastic Mr. Fox instead, which he claimed is not only the greatest stop-motion film of all-time, but one of the greatest films of all-time.

wes anderson + furfiggurtry = epic fail

Prole fails big time.  :'(
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 22, 2009, 07:30:05 PM
Right now I'll take furries over vampires.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2009, 07:48:52 PM
This can only mean the next decade will be all about furries  :-\

Winnie the Pooh and Looney Toons have been around for ages. So have tons of more recent movies with talking and/or anthropomorphic animals. It's funny that people somehow think this is any different.  :lol
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 22, 2009, 08:44:02 PM
Furfaggotry can only go downhill from here.  I can see Hot Topic shelves lined with various edgy fursonas for teenage girls (and boys) with low self esteem to pick up.  Mainstream quizzes with "what type of furry are you" will receive millions of unique hits per month.  Halloween will turn from girls wearing provocative costumes to their fursonas, knocking on my door wearing a gaudy purple tiger outfit.

I'm not cut out for the fur world :(
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 22, 2009, 08:46:54 PM
This can only mean the next decade will be all about furries  :-\

Winnie the Pooh and Looney Toons have been around for ages. So have tons of more recent movies with talking and/or anthropomorphic animals. It's funny that people somehow think this is any different.  :lol

my rule of thumb is that if you can deliver the same narrative, themes, and messages WITHOUT anthropomorphic animals, then it is straight-up furfaggotry. starfox, for example, would have been functionally identical with human characters, and the same for the fantastic mr fox. winnie-the-pooh and tom and jerry? not so much. fox's visuals are there for the arthaus yiffpile set.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2009, 08:49:40 PM
Only movie I want to see is Precious. My mom saw it and said lots of kids were in the audience lol, and the movie is pretty graphic to say the least. smh

still haven't seen Where The Wild Things Are.  :'(
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2009, 08:52:37 PM
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my rule of thumb is that if you can deliver the same narrative, themes, and messages WITHOUT anthropomorphic animals, then it is straight-up furfaggotry. starfox, for example, would have been functionally identical with human characters, and the same for the fantastic mr fox. winnie-the-pooh and tom and jerry? not so much. fox's visuals are there for the arthaus yiffpile set.

Well, if you want to skip out on one of the year's highest rated animated movies out of hatred of "teh furries", I guess that's your prerogative.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 22, 2009, 08:54:49 PM
Winnie the Pooh and Looney Toons have been around for ages. So have tons of more recent movies with talking and/or anthropomorphic animals. It's funny that people somehow think this is any different.  :lol

I think the real issue is that anthropomorphic animals have become so realistic that Prole and his ilk are secretly turned on.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 22, 2009, 08:58:02 PM
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my rule of thumb is that if you can deliver the same narrative, themes, and messages WITHOUT anthropomorphic animals, then it is straight-up furfaggotry. starfox, for example, would have been functionally identical with human characters, and the same for the fantastic mr fox. winnie-the-pooh and tom and jerry? not so much. fox's visuals are there for the arthaus yiffpile set.

Well, if you want to skip out on one of the year's highest rated animated movies out of hatred of "teh furries", I guess that's your prerogative.

:punch If you're not against furfaggotry, you're for it.  :punch

Where do you stand?
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2009, 09:01:59 PM
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my rule of thumb is that if you can deliver the same narrative, themes, and messages WITHOUT anthropomorphic animals, then it is straight-up furfaggotry. starfox, for example, would have been functionally identical with human characters, and the same for the fantastic mr fox. winnie-the-pooh and tom and jerry? not so much. fox's visuals are there for the arthaus yiffpile set.

Well, if you want to skip out on one of the year's highest rated animated movies out of hatred of "teh furries", I guess that's your prerogative.

:punch If you're not against furfaggotry, you're for it.  :punch

Where do you stand?

I stand for good movies, which is what The Fantastic Mr. Fox seems to be by all accounts.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 22, 2009, 09:04:41 PM
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my rule of thumb is that if you can deliver the same narrative, themes, and messages WITHOUT anthropomorphic animals, then it is straight-up furfaggotry. starfox, for example, would have been functionally identical with human characters, and the same for the fantastic mr fox. winnie-the-pooh and tom and jerry? not so much. fox's visuals are there for the arthaus yiffpile set.

Well, if you want to skip out on one of the year's highest rated animated movies out of hatred of "teh furries", I guess that's your prerogative.

:punch If you're not against furfaggotry, you're for it.  :punch

Where do you stand?

I stand for good movies, which is what The Fantastic Mr. Fox seems to be by all accounts.

:drudge :drudge :drudge FURFAG ALERT :drudge :drudge :drudge
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2009, 09:07:57 PM
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my rule of thumb is that if you can deliver the same narrative, themes, and messages WITHOUT anthropomorphic animals, then it is straight-up furfaggotry. starfox, for example, would have been functionally identical with human characters, and the same for the fantastic mr fox. winnie-the-pooh and tom and jerry? not so much. fox's visuals are there for the arthaus yiffpile set.

Well, if you want to skip out on one of the year's highest rated animated movies out of hatred of "teh furries", I guess that's your prerogative.

:punch If you're not against furfaggotry, you're for it.  :punch

Where do you stand?

I stand for good movies, which is what The Fantastic Mr. Fox seems to be by all accounts.

:drudge :drudge :drudge FURFAG ALERT :drudge :drudge :drudge

 :wag
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 22, 2009, 09:10:14 PM
Only movie I want to see is Precious. My mom saw it and said lots of kids were in the audience lol, and the movie is pretty graphic to say the least. smh

I saw it on Friday. Loads of little kids at the screening I went to as well. Totally inappropriate to bring them.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2009, 09:19:37 PM
I guess parents saw "Tyler Perry+Oprah" and thought it was family friendly. whoops
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 22, 2009, 09:21:18 PM
I guess parents saw "Tyler Perry+Oprah" and thought it was family friendly. whoops

That's what I was figuring. The theater we saw it at in Seattle is one of my absolute favorites. It's a beautifully restored mid-century two-screen art house theater. There was this one little kid who ran into me going into the theater commenting "Man, this theater is totally ghetto."

smh
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Barry Egan on November 22, 2009, 09:23:17 PM
Fantastic Mr. Fox was originally written by Roald Dahl.  His purifying mark is the films redemption from furfaggotry 09.

Avatar and New Moon however  :-\
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2009, 09:27:34 PM
Dahl :bow

[youtube=560,345]iK4iR_stpoo[/youtube]
:bow
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2009, 09:45:30 PM
Dahl :bow

[youtube=560,345]73ax6ZrcUx4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2009, 09:46:55 PM
I remember seeing that in the theater, I'm guessing it was late in the film's run because only a handful of people were there. Great movie; haven't seen it in ages though so dunno how I'll like it as a grown up
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2009, 09:54:17 PM
I remember seeing that in the theater, I'm guessing it was late in the film's run because only a handful of people were there. Great movie; haven't seen it in ages though so dunno how I'll like it as a grown up

Nightmare Before Christmas held up pretty well. I'd like to watch James and Giant Peach again, but I've never got around to it.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2009, 10:05:53 PM
Yea, Nightmare is immortal for me. It's probably my most watched movie.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2009, 10:49:27 PM
I saw James and the Giant Peach only once: in theaters. Haven't seen it since, but  I remember enjoying it. Matilda owned.

I guess parents saw "Tyler Perry+Oprah" and thought it was family friendly. whoops

That's what I was figuring. The theater we saw it at in Seattle is one of my absolute favorites. It's a beautifully restored mid-century two-screen art house theater. There was this one little kid who ran into me going into the theater commenting "Man, this theater is totally ghetto."

smh

Don't worry, distant. Black people only watch black people movies, so they won't be there the next time you drop by.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 23, 2009, 12:06:54 AM
I saw James and the Giant Peach only once: in theaters. Haven't seen it since, but  I remember enjoying it. Matilda owned.

I guess parents saw "Tyler Perry+Oprah" and thought it was family friendly. whoops

That's what I was figuring. The theater we saw it at in Seattle is one of my absolute favorites. It's a beautifully restored mid-century two-screen art house theater. There was this one little kid who ran into me going into the theater commenting "Man, this theater is totally ghetto."

smh

Don't worry, distant. Black people only watch black people movies, so they won't be there the next time you drop by.

Typically when we go to the movies (Friday and Saturday matinee's at the art-house theaters in Seattle), there is: 1) A gay couple, 2) Tons of old people and 3) us.

:lol
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mupepe on November 23, 2009, 12:08:43 PM
I saw a lot of black people in New Moon saturday.  And that is definitely not a black movie
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Diunx on November 23, 2009, 01:55:48 PM
I had no idea they were planning on doing one movie a year  :-\
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mupepe on November 23, 2009, 02:15:14 PM
I saw a lot of black people in New Moon saturday.  And that is definitely not a black movie

 ???
???

It's not a black people's movie.

It's totally for overweight 13 year old white girls.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Tieno on November 23, 2009, 02:45:52 PM
Arent there any black emo tweens?
They can't even if they wanted, they don't have the hair to be emo.
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Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Tauntaun on November 23, 2009, 03:26:02 PM
Arent there any black emo tweens?
They can't even if they wanted, they don't have the hair to be emo.
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(http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/black-emo.jpg)
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:rofl
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 23, 2009, 03:57:07 PM
Is that PD?
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Diunx on November 23, 2009, 04:12:30 PM
Arent there any black emo tweens?
They can't even if they wanted, they don't have the hair to be emo.
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(http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/black-emo.jpg)
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I have actually seen shit like that in person :'(
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2009, 04:50:04 PM
I saw a lot of black people in New Moon saturday.  And that is definitely not a black movie

it's full of chiseled shirtless rican dudes. it may not be a "black" movie but it is 169% a himu movie
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mupepe on November 23, 2009, 05:07:43 PM
It's true.  Hell, half of me (the half that loves beans) wants to tug it to Jacob's pic.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Himu on November 23, 2009, 05:40:55 PM
I saw a lot of black people in New Moon saturday.  And that is definitely not a black movie

Tweens and gays.

I saw a lot of black people in New Moon saturday.  And that is definitely not a black movie

it's full of chiseled shirtless rican dudes. it may not be a "black" movie but it is 169% a himu movie

:drool
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Himu on November 23, 2009, 05:42:29 PM
Arent there any black emo tweens?
They can't even if they wanted, they don't have the hair to be emo.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/black-emo.jpg)
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:lol
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: twerd on November 23, 2009, 05:59:18 PM
oh hey guys
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Diunx on November 23, 2009, 05:59:47 PM
Fuck of you filthy twerd.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Trent Dole on November 23, 2009, 07:01:26 PM
Twilight fans...
[youtube=560,345]w_iVRcLAYc0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Bildi on November 24, 2009, 07:05:19 AM
I don't know much about Twilight other than:

1. It's popular
2. It has something to do with vampires (doesn't it?)
3. It probably sucks

:bow me
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: rodi on November 25, 2009, 12:59:02 PM
I almost fell asleep reading the plot on wikipedia.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 25, 2009, 01:25:35 PM
I still don't know what to think about Twilight, hating on it is just pissing into the wind, but everytime someone show's Twilight fandom I just want to punch them in the face.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2009, 01:56:53 PM
TEAM JACOB!
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2009, 01:58:54 PM
(http://www.saltypopcorn.com/images/taylor-lautner-jacob-black-shirtless-twilight-post1.jpg)
I SAID GODDAMN!  :drool
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: rodi on November 25, 2009, 02:25:53 PM
Meh, Alan Rickman's hotter.

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp355/reynalorena66/Alan%20Rickman/04007376a.jpg)
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2009, 02:28:58 PM
Because he looks like Ellen Degeneres??
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: rodi on November 25, 2009, 02:33:01 PM
You swine, you take that back!  :maf
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Tauntaun on November 25, 2009, 02:36:50 PM
One of my wife's aunts loves him too.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2009, 02:40:41 PM
You swine, you take that back!  :maf
or what???
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: rodi on November 25, 2009, 02:42:09 PM
I'll have some fighting words to share with you on this online forum. That's what!
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2009, 02:45:35 PM
Bring it on then!
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: rodi on November 25, 2009, 02:48:07 PM
I'm actually not very competitive. Truce!  :-*
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2009, 02:53:14 PM
:-*

Let's go get a smoothie.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: rodi on November 25, 2009, 03:01:04 PM
And bad mouth Stephanie Meyer.  :-*
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2009, 03:02:28 PM
Oh yes, let's do.  Can we badmouth my hetero male friend who genuinely likes the books??
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: rodi on November 25, 2009, 03:06:55 PM
Only if he bought the books with his own money.  :yuck
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2009, 03:07:38 PM
Oh.  No, he borrowed them from his fat neighbor across the street that he used to fuck.  Does that count?
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: rodi on November 25, 2009, 03:08:24 PM
Oh.  No, he borrowed them from his fat neighbor across the street that he used to fuck.  Does that count?

Yeah, we can bad mouth him too.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2009, 03:08:56 PM
 :D

K.  I'll be over in a few.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 25, 2009, 04:23:14 PM
i am 20 minutes from forks, washington

the theater is playing new moon

what would happen if...
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Herr Mafflard on November 25, 2009, 04:24:54 PM
The only book people should be reading about Twilight should be this one:

(http://images.play.com/bc/11616714x.jpg)
New Moan: The Twishite Saga

Quote from: Product Description
'I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me.' Heffa Lump is just a typical, pale and interesting seventeen-year-old, who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty. But then she moves to Spatula and meets Teddy Kelledy, an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong and never goes out in sunlight. Could he, just maybe - be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) A tale of first love, painful longing and even more painful pointy teeth, "New Moan" is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Diunx on November 25, 2009, 04:32:12 PM
That book sounds as bad as the original.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Herr Mafflard on November 25, 2009, 04:34:25 PM
I just find the title amusing. I won't go near anything Twilight related, not even a parody.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on November 25, 2009, 04:44:03 PM
You just know those Date Movie guys are planning on how to capitalize on all this, in the laziest and crappiest way posible of course.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Diunx on November 25, 2009, 04:57:09 PM
I can picture it already.

Gay vampire fall during the scene where he is jumping on trees.
Gay vampire fall during the scene where he is showing off his powers to carmen electra.
Gay vampire get hit in the groin by a baseball...ball.
Gay vampires break dance.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on November 25, 2009, 07:00:55 PM
Normally, my sister would be into this crap, but she saw it today and hated it. Said the acting is terrible.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Then again, she did see Spaceballs a few thousand times and can recite the whole thing from memory, and she liked Dude Where's My Car?
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Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 25, 2009, 07:12:21 PM
My sister who loves emo music and vampire shit is going to see it tonight for the third time.  I don't know how well it will do in the next few weeks but if there are a lot of girls going back to keep watching this movie, it could have a decent final gross (like over $300 million)
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 25, 2009, 11:02:52 PM
Normally, my sister would be into this crap, but she saw it today and hated it. Said the acting is terrible.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Then again, she did see Spaceballs a few thousand times and can recite the whole thing from memory, and she liked Dude Where's My Car?
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she says that, but i guarantee her clit was redder than hamburger by the time the credits rolled
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 26, 2009, 01:06:20 AM
Normally, my sister would be into this crap, but she saw it today and hated it. Said the acting is terrible.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Then again, she did see Spaceballs a few thousand times and can recite the whole thing from memory, and she liked Dude Where's My Car?
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she says that, but i guarantee her clit was redder than hamburger by the time the credits rolled

:rofl
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 26, 2009, 06:27:59 AM
Normally, my sister would be into this crap, but she saw it today and hated it. Said the acting is terrible.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Then again, she did see Spaceballs a few thousand times and can recite the whole thing from memory, and she liked Dude Where's My Car?
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Just what the fuck is wrong with Spaceballs?
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 26, 2009, 09:23:40 AM
Normally, my sister would be into this crap, but she saw it today and hated it. Said the acting is terrible.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Then again, she did see Spaceballs a few thousand times and can recite the whole thing from memory, and she liked Dude Where's My Car?
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Just what the fuck is wrong with Spaceballs?

Nothing, it's awesome.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: pollo on November 26, 2009, 01:59:20 PM
Girlfriend saw this yesterday in Harlem. Film apparently also breaks color barriers -- tons of black girls screaming 'yea papi'  when both Edward and Jacob took off their clothes.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mupepe on November 26, 2009, 02:33:49 PM
Oh yes, let's do.  Can we badmouth my hetero male friend who genuinely likes the books??

I have one too, I think he was drunk when he told me he liked them.
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Mine was very sober.  I don't know which is worse :'(
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Third on November 26, 2009, 03:57:28 PM
The movie was absolutely terrible. But I still enjoyed it more than Transformers 2. That was a whole other level of shittyness.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 26, 2009, 04:00:16 PM
So no we can blame ineptness with women since they all seem to have shit taste in everything?
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 27, 2009, 05:02:22 PM
1. THE BLIND SIDE     $9,485,000
2. THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON     $9,200,000

:kylielaff Sandra Bullock :kylielaff
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 27, 2009, 05:08:26 PM
I can picture it already.

Gay vampire fall during the scene where he is jumping on trees.
Gay vampire fall during the scene where he is showing off his powers to carmen electra.
Gay vampire get hit in the groin by a baseball...ball.
Gay vampires break dance.

Gay vampire screws up at job, to which Donalde Trump replies: "You're fired!" then regis comes in and asks "is that your final answer?" 
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Boogie on November 27, 2009, 05:37:34 PM
Normally, my sister would be into this crap, but she saw it today and hated it. Said the acting is terrible.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Then again, she did see Spaceballs a few thousand times and can recite the whole thing from memory, and she liked Dude Where's My Car?
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fuck you, spaceballs is awesome.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on November 27, 2009, 06:58:13 PM
Normally, my sister would be into this crap, but she saw it today and hated it. Said the acting is terrible.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Then again, she did see Spaceballs a few thousand times and can recite the whole thing from memory, and she liked Dude Where's My Car?
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Just what the fuck is wrong with Spaceballs?
Blazing Saddles was the better Mel Brooks film.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 27, 2009, 07:24:24 PM
No shit, and Young Frankenstein is the best out of all of them, but Spaceballs is still awesome.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: ManaByte on December 01, 2009, 04:03:25 PM
http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html

Quote
With New Moon likely to make yet another metric fuckload of money this weekend we need to find the bright side to the entire Twilight mania. There must be something good that comes from this awful Mormon fantasy that seems to have invaded our culture on every front. That something is the eventual movie version of Breaking Dawn.

Even though New Moon has made a bazillion dollars and even though the third Twilight book, Eclipse, is already filming, Summit has declined to announce the fourth and final Twilight book as a movie. There's a good reason for this: Breaking Dawn is completely fucking insane, and it is probably totally unfilmable. But if they do film it... man, we are in for a treat.

Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised.

Let's go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness. This alone should have you running to Fandango to pre-order your tickets, but it only gets better.

Despite being knocked out cold by his sexual style (and having the headboard destroyed), Bella goes back to Edward for seconds. This time he knocks her up. Yes, an undead vampire apparently has enough viable sperm to impregnate a human woman while fucking her off the coast of Rio de Janero. Stephenie Meyer, you fabulous idiot!

The baby in Bella's belly starts growing incredibly fast. And it starts hurting Bella, as each kick it gives has the super strength of a vampire behind it. As it grows, Bella gets sicker, and then the good stuff starts. The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine. Are you imagining Kristen Stewart wearing a fake pregnancy belly and pretending to have been suddenly crippled by her own fetus? Because I am and it's making me laugh and laugh and laugh.

Oh wait, I missed something. Edward is completely freaked out about the baby, fearing it will kill Bella. He tries to convince her to get an abortion (but seriously, how could she? Vampires are tough to kill even in this shitty series), and goes so far as asking Native American wolfboy Jacob to impregnate his wife so that she can have the baby she desperately wants. I'm dizzy with how ridiculous this is, and we're just getting started.

Eventually the baby starts to get born and Bella is dying. The baby has telepathy, by the way, so everybody can read its thoughts while it's in the womb, and it turns out to have an essentially adult mind. Like Alia in Dune; I would accuse Stephenie Meyer of ripping this off, but anyone who thinks that Meyer might have read Frank Herbert has never been within spitting distance of Twilight. The woman is a moron.

In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his fucking teeth. It's like something out of XTro, for the love of God. It's so horrible it's brilliant, and this scene alone is why I remain firm in declaring that David Cronenberg must direct Breaking Dawn. This is surely his movie.

Once the baby is out, Bella gets vamped by Edward, as she's about to die at any moment. Then comes the most astonishing turn of events in 21st century literature, and possibly in the entire history of awful fiction aimed at tweens: Jacob the werewolf, who has been madly in love with Bella, sees the new baby girl and immediately imprints on her. What this means, in layman's terms, is that he falls in love with the baby.

I want to pull this out on its own: Jacob falls in love with a baby.


The book makes no bones about this; while Jacob doesn't want to fuck the baby right off the bat, he can't stand to be away from it and visits everyday. His love has been transferred from Bella to the baby (who has the tongue shattering name Renesmee), and because of the science behind imprinting he'll love her forever. So one day he's going to stick his wolf dick in this girl that he see as a bloody newborn. Romance is not dead, it's just being abused by insane Mormon writers.

There's more in Breaking Dawn - the Volturi come back, for one thing - but these are the main amazing events that demand this book to be turned into a film. I will not rest until I have seen a movie in which a werewolf falls in love with a baby. Hell, once I've seen a werewolf fall in love with a baby I may quit movie watching - I will have seen the ultimate culmination of a century of cinema. The entire film of Breaking Dawn would play like the weirdest exploitation film since Doris Wishman died - brutal sex, bizarre body horror, unbelievable pedophilia.

A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby.


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2009, 04:07:12 PM
Day one
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 01, 2009, 04:16:45 PM
I would kill someone, in front of their own momma, to have David Cronenberg do a Breaking Dawn movie.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Mupepe on December 01, 2009, 04:50:57 PM
When I heard about how crazy the 4th one is, I decided I would support this series.  I told my wife we would be seeing 2 and 3 so they could not resist making the 4th
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 01, 2009, 04:55:35 PM
I can't wait for Breaking Dawn!

2011!
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 01, 2009, 05:06:04 PM
Probably Summer 2010!

That's when Eclipse comes out. Maybe Christmas 2010, though!
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 01, 2009, 05:17:41 PM
I thought Eclipse came out this holiday season?

Huh? No, Eclipse is the third movie. New Moon is the one that just came out.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 01, 2009, 05:19:04 PM
I'm confused, never mind.  

It's cool. A lot of people feel that way about the Twilight series.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Diunx on December 01, 2009, 05:23:30 PM
I hope they have a part for Malcolm McDowell in breaking dawn.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: twerd on December 03, 2009, 01:34:50 AM
guys, space balls was not funny.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 03, 2009, 01:36:38 AM
shots fired
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: twerd on December 03, 2009, 03:32:21 AM
I kind of thought Space Balls was funny when I was 12, but now I definitely don't.  Whenever people bring it up I always have to fake laugh and change the subject. 

essentially how i feel about it. it's the kiddy version of young frankenstein, history of the world pt. 1, blazing saddles. i love mel to death, but space balls felt pretty flat the whole way through. all the jokes were "easy" instead of clever.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 03, 2009, 09:48:45 AM
[youtube=560,345]MtkK3eijBso[/youtube]
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 03, 2009, 10:16:47 AM
Spaceballs is awesome, people that hate it are dead inside or Twilight nerds.
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 03, 2009, 10:22:40 AM
[youtube=560,345]LMxTFqPET5I[/youtube]
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Bacchus7 on December 03, 2009, 10:42:48 AM
Come on, "Dude, Where's My Car" was like, pretty good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kl5RRW42Jg
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: Himu on December 03, 2009, 11:49:48 AM
ZOLTAN :rock
Title: Re: Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 03, 2009, 12:25:28 PM
Yes, because that list was REAL. :lol