Twilight - biggest 1 day gross of all time

[EvilBoris]

 actually wes anderson's aesthetic and characters may be more palatable in an animated mode.

 might see it!

[brawndolicious]

... but Twilight didn't beat out The Dark Knight for the weekend record, am nintenho.

Maybe it won't beat it for the weekend record but it still bends over and humbles Bale/Nolan fanboys.  Think about it, TDK was the most successful sequel in what is today the most popular comic book franchise.  It also had 4 times the budget and a dead gay cowboy so that should have gotten it at least another 50% at the box office (AT LEAST!).  And it got fucking beaten by a movie about emo-vampires taking their shirts off.

The thing is that you know that in less than a year when the sequel comes out, the same fanboys bitching today are going to be crying again when Twilight3 sets a new record, probably also an opening weekend record.  Making it the most entertaining movie this summer.

[AdmiralViscen]

O, and what a day that will be, my friends!

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Wes Anderson

Then again, I haven't seen a movie in a theater since Bruno.

[Mr. Gundam]

Synthesizer Patel says go see Fantastic Mr. Fox instead, which he claimed is not only the greatest stop-motion film of all-time, but one of the greatest films of all-time.

wes anderson + furfiggurtry = epic fail

Prole fails big time.  :'(

[Fresh Prince]

Right now I'll take furries over vampires.

[Great Rumbler]

This can only mean the next decade will be all about furries 

Winnie the Pooh and Looney Toons have been around for ages. So have tons of more recent movies with talking and/or anthropomorphic animals. It's funny that people somehow think this is any different. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Furfaggotry can only go downhill from here.  I can see Hot Topic shelves lined with various edgy fursonas for teenage girls (and boys) with low self esteem to pick up.  Mainstream quizzes with "what type of furry are you" will receive millions of unique hits per month.  Halloween will turn from girls wearing provocative costumes to their fursonas, knocking on my door wearing a gaudy purple tiger outfit.

I'm not cut out for the fur world

[Van Cruncheon]

This can only mean the next decade will be all about furries 

Winnie the Pooh and Looney Toons have been around for ages. So have tons of more recent movies with talking and/or anthropomorphic animals. It's funny that people somehow think this is any different. 

my rule of thumb is that if you can deliver the same narrative, themes, and messages WITHOUT anthropomorphic animals, then it is straight-up furfaggotry. starfox, for example, would have been functionally identical with human characters, and the same for the fantastic mr fox. winnie-the-pooh and tom and jerry? not so much. fox's visuals are there for the arthaus yiffpile set.

[Phoenix Dark]

Only movie I want to see is Precious. My mom saw it and said lots of kids were in the audience lol, and the movie is pretty graphic to say the least. smh

still haven't seen Where The Wild Things Are.  :'(

[Great Rumbler]

my rule of thumb is that if you can deliver the same narrative, themes, and messages WITHOUT anthropomorphic animals, then it is straight-up furfaggotry. starfox, for example, would have been functionally identical with human characters, and the same for the fantastic mr fox. winnie-the-pooh and tom and jerry? not so much. fox's visuals are there for the arthaus yiffpile set.

Well, if you want to skip out on one of the year's highest rated animated movies out of hatred of "teh furries", I guess that's your prerogative.

[Fresh Prince]

Winnie the Pooh and Looney Toons have been around for ages. So have tons of more recent movies with talking and/or anthropomorphic animals. It's funny that people somehow think this is any different. 

I think the real issue is that anthropomorphic animals have become so realistic that Prole and his ilk are secretly turned on.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

my rule of thumb is that if you can deliver the same narrative, themes, and messages WITHOUT anthropomorphic animals, then it is straight-up furfaggotry. starfox, for example, would have been functionally identical with human characters, and the same for the fantastic mr fox. winnie-the-pooh and tom and jerry? not so much. fox's visuals are there for the arthaus yiffpile set.

Well, if you want to skip out on one of the year's highest rated animated movies out of hatred of "teh furries", I guess that's your prerogative.

If you're not against furfaggotry, you're for it. 

Where do you stand?

[Great Rumbler]

my rule of thumb is that if you can deliver the same narrative, themes, and messages WITHOUT anthropomorphic animals, then it is straight-up furfaggotry. starfox, for example, would have been functionally identical with human characters, and the same for the fantastic mr fox. winnie-the-pooh and tom and jerry? not so much. fox's visuals are there for the arthaus yiffpile set.

Well, if you want to skip out on one of the year's highest rated animated movies out of hatred of "teh furries", I guess that's your prerogative.

If you're not against furfaggotry, you're for it. 

Where do you stand?

I stand for good movies, which is what The Fantastic Mr. Fox seems to be by all accounts.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

my rule of thumb is that if you can deliver the same narrative, themes, and messages WITHOUT anthropomorphic animals, then it is straight-up furfaggotry. starfox, for example, would have been functionally identical with human characters, and the same for the fantastic mr fox. winnie-the-pooh and tom and jerry? not so much. fox's visuals are there for the arthaus yiffpile set.

Well, if you want to skip out on one of the year's highest rated animated movies out of hatred of "teh furries", I guess that's your prerogative.

If you're not against furfaggotry, you're for it. 

Where do you stand?

I stand for good movies, which is what The Fantastic Mr. Fox seems to be by all accounts.

FURFAG ALERT

[Great Rumbler]

my rule of thumb is that if you can deliver the same narrative, themes, and messages WITHOUT anthropomorphic animals, then it is straight-up furfaggotry. starfox, for example, would have been functionally identical with human characters, and the same for the fantastic mr fox. winnie-the-pooh and tom and jerry? not so much. fox's visuals are there for the arthaus yiffpile set.

Well, if you want to skip out on one of the year's highest rated animated movies out of hatred of "teh furries", I guess that's your prerogative.

If you're not against furfaggotry, you're for it. 

Where do you stand?

I stand for good movies, which is what The Fantastic Mr. Fox seems to be by all accounts.

FURFAG ALERT

 

[Mr. Gundam]

Only movie I want to see is Precious. My mom saw it and said lots of kids were in the audience lol, and the movie is pretty graphic to say the least. smh

I saw it on Friday. Loads of little kids at the screening I went to as well. Totally inappropriate to bring them.

[Phoenix Dark]

I guess parents saw "Tyler Perry+Oprah" and thought it was family friendly. whoops

[Mr. Gundam]

I guess parents saw "Tyler Perry+Oprah" and thought it was family friendly. whoops

That's what I was figuring. The theater we saw it at in Seattle is one of my absolute favorites. It's a beautifully restored mid-century two-screen art house theater. There was this one little kid who ran into me going into the theater commenting "Man, this theater is totally ghetto."

smh

[Barry Egan]

Fantastic Mr. Fox was originally written by Roald Dahl.  His purifying mark is the films redemption from furfaggotry 09.

Avatar and New Moon however 

[Phoenix Dark]

Dahl

[youtube=560,345]iK4iR_stpoo[/youtube]

[Great Rumbler]

Dahl

[youtube=560,345]73ax6ZrcUx4[/youtube]

[Phoenix Dark]

I remember seeing that in the theater, I'm guessing it was late in the film's run because only a handful of people were there. Great movie; haven't seen it in ages though so dunno how I'll like it as a grown up

[Great Rumbler]

I remember seeing that in the theater, I'm guessing it was late in the film's run because only a handful of people were there. Great movie; haven't seen it in ages though so dunno how I'll like it as a grown up

Nightmare Before Christmas held up pretty well. I'd like to watch James and Giant Peach again, but I've never got around to it.

[Phoenix Dark]

Yea, Nightmare is immortal for me. It's probably my most watched movie.

[Himu]

I saw James and the Giant Peach only once: in theaters. Haven't seen it since, but  I remember enjoying it. Matilda owned.

I guess parents saw "Tyler Perry+Oprah" and thought it was family friendly. whoops

That's what I was figuring. The theater we saw it at in Seattle is one of my absolute favorites. It's a beautifully restored mid-century two-screen art house theater. There was this one little kid who ran into me going into the theater commenting "Man, this theater is totally ghetto."

smh

Don't worry, distant. Black people only watch black people movies, so they won't be there the next time you drop by.

[Mr. Gundam]

I saw James and the Giant Peach only once: in theaters. Haven't seen it since, but  I remember enjoying it. Matilda owned.

I guess parents saw "Tyler Perry+Oprah" and thought it was family friendly. whoops

That's what I was figuring. The theater we saw it at in Seattle is one of my absolute favorites. It's a beautifully restored mid-century two-screen art house theater. There was this one little kid who ran into me going into the theater commenting "Man, this theater is totally ghetto."

smh

Don't worry, distant. Black people only watch black people movies, so they won't be there the next time you drop by.

Typically when we go to the movies (Friday and Saturday matinee's at the art-house theaters in Seattle), there is: 1) A gay couple, 2) Tons of old people and 3) us.

[Mupepe]

I saw a lot of black people in New Moon saturday.  And that is definitely not a black movie

[Diunx]

I had no idea they were planning on doing one movie a year 

[Mupepe]

I saw a lot of black people in New Moon saturday.  And that is definitely not a black movie

 

It's not a black people's movie.

It's totally for overweight 13 year old white girls.

[Tieno]

Arent there any black emo tweens?

They can't even if they wanted, they don't have the hair to be emo.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[Tauntaun]

Arent there any black emo tweens?

They can't even if they wanted, they don't have the hair to be emo.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[FlameOfCallandor]

Is that PD?

[Diunx]

Arent there any black emo tweens?

They can't even if they wanted, they don't have the hair to be emo.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

I have actually seen shit like that in person :'(

[Van Cruncheon]

I saw a lot of black people in New Moon saturday.  And that is definitely not a black movie

it's full of chiseled shirtless rican dudes. it may not be a "black" movie but it is 169% a himu movie

[Mupepe]

It's true.  Hell, half of me (the half that loves beans) wants to tug it to Jacob's pic.

[Himu]

I saw a lot of black people in New Moon saturday.  And that is definitely not a black movie

Tweens and gays.

I saw a lot of black people in New Moon saturday.  And that is definitely not a black movie

it's full of chiseled shirtless rican dudes. it may not be a "black" movie but it is 169% a himu movie

[Himu]

Arent there any black emo tweens?

They can't even if they wanted, they don't have the hair to be emo.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[twerd]

oh hey guys

[Diunx]

Fuck of you filthy twerd.

[Trent Dole]

Twilight fans...
[youtube=560,345]w_iVRcLAYc0[/youtube]

[Bildi]

I don't know much about Twilight other than:

1. It's popular
2. It has something to do with vampires (doesn't it?)
3. It probably sucks

me

[rodi]

I almost fell asleep reading the plot on wikipedia.

[Dickie Dee]

I still don't know what to think about Twilight, hating on it is just pissing into the wind, but everytime someone show's Twilight fandom I just want to punch them in the face.

[Mupepe]

TEAM JACOB!

[Mupepe]

I SAID GODDAMN! 

[rodi]

Meh, Alan Rickman's hotter.

[Mupepe]

Because he looks like Ellen Degeneres??

[rodi]

You swine, you take that back! 

[Tauntaun]

One of my wife's aunts loves him too.

[Mupepe]

You swine, you take that back! 

or what???

[rodi]

I'll have some fighting words to share with you on this online forum. That's what!

[Mupepe]

Bring it on then!

[rodi]

I'm actually not very competitive. Truce! 

[Mupepe]

Let's go get a smoothie.

[rodi]

And bad mouth Stephanie Meyer. 

[Mupepe]

Oh yes, let's do.  Can we badmouth my hetero male friend who genuinely likes the books??

[rodi]

Only if he bought the books with his own money. 

[Mupepe]

Oh.  No, he borrowed them from his fat neighbor across the street that he used to fuck.  Does that count?

[rodi]

Oh.  No, he borrowed them from his fat neighbor across the street that he used to fuck.  Does that count?

Yeah, we can bad mouth him too.