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Title: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 24, 2009, 03:50:28 AM: Because his dad is CHARLES MANSON. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2740414/I-traced-my-dad-and-discovered-he-is-Charles-Manson.html)

Man, that's gotta be some kind of headfuck.
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 24, 2009, 03:53:37 AM: Not only is your dad Charlie Manson, your mom was a groupie slut that would fuck him.

Also

Quote
Matthew grew up in Rockford, Illinois, and didn't know he was adopted until his sister told him when he was ten.

Sisters are bitches.
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 24, 2009, 03:55:25 AM: Quote
That's the hardest thing of all - feeling love for a monster who raped my mother.
Fuck
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 24, 2009, 04:13:42 AM: I just hope Federwang is busy adapting this as we speak.
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: Tieno on November 24, 2009, 04:19:21 AM: What's the deal with Charles Manson? He gets name dropped every now and then in a series or a movie.
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: ch1nchilla on November 24, 2009, 06:06:47 AM: :lol "What I talk to Charlie on the phone..."
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: GoofyGoober on November 24, 2009, 02:53:22 PM: http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/03/20/charles.manson.prison/index.html
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: Bocsius on November 24, 2009, 02:57:53 PM: Quote from: Green Man on November 24, 2009, 04:21:38 AM
Quote from: Tieno on November 24, 2009, 04:19:21 AM
What's the deal with Charles Manson? He gets name dropped every now and then in a series or a movie.

He killed Roman Polanski's wife which turned Polanski into a raging paedophile.

You ever thought maybe she wanted it?
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 24, 2009, 08:47:34 PM: Quote from: Bocsius on November 24, 2009, 02:57:53 PM
Quote from: Green Man on November 24, 2009, 04:21:38 AM
Quote from: Tieno on November 24, 2009, 04:19:21 AM
What's the deal with Charles Manson? He gets name dropped every now and then in a series or a movie.

He killed Roman Polanski's wife which turned Polanski into a raging paedophile.

You ever thought maybe she wanted it?

He didn't make too many good movies or any movies at all actually. So murder it is then!
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: Himu on November 24, 2009, 08:50:53 PM: AHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 24, 2009, 08:52:16 PM: that would suck pretty bad.
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 24, 2009, 08:56:50 PM: Adopted Parents: Son, we have something to tell you. You're adopted and you're mother conceived you after she was raped. Also, your father is Charles Manson.

Son: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 24, 2009, 09:21:18 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 24, 2009, 08:56:50 PM
Adopted Parents: Son, we have something to tell you. You're adopted and you're mother conceived you after she was raped. Also, your father is Charles Manson.

Son: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

yeah, this has potential to be the greatest FUUUUUUUUU comic ever.
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: AdmiralViscen on November 24, 2009, 09:23:08 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 24, 2009, 08:56:50 PM
Adopted Parents: Son, we have something to tell you. You're adopted and you're mother conceived you after she was raped. Also, your father is Charles Manson.

Son: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

:rofl
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 24, 2009, 09:30:49 PM: If I didn't have to write this paper, I'd make the comic right now. FUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 25, 2009, 06:14:06 AM: The Sun? :wtf
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 25, 2009, 09:49:32 AM: I'd really hate to actually be raised by Manson, but finding out as an adult that he's my biological dad, I don't think it'd turn my world upside down. I'd just have more of a "huh...didn't see that one coming" reaction
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: Tauntaun on November 25, 2009, 11:16:32 AM: He sorta looks like Ice-T.
Title: Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
Post by: Diunx on November 25, 2009, 05:01:44 PM: I would have a " I wonder how much money can I make off talk shows interviews and a book" reaction.