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Human Snorenado

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Because his dad is CHARLES MANSON.

Man, that's gotta be some kind of headfuck.
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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 03:53:37 AM »
Not only is your dad Charlie Manson, your mom was a groupie slut that would fuck him.


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Matthew grew up in Rockford, Illinois, and didn't know he was adopted until his sister told him when he was ten.


Sisters are bitches.



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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 03:55:25 AM »
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That's the hardest thing of all - feeling love for a monster who raped my mother.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2009, 04:13:42 AM »
I just hope Federwang is busy adapting this as we speak.
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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2009, 04:19:21 AM »
What's the deal with Charles Manson? He gets name dropped every now and then in a series or a movie.
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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2009, 06:06:47 AM »
:lol "What I talk to Charlie on the phone..."


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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2009, 02:57:53 PM »
What's the deal with Charles Manson? He gets name dropped every now and then in a series or a movie.

He killed Roman Polanski's wife which turned Polanski into a raging paedophile.


You ever thought maybe she wanted it?


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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 08:47:34 PM »
What's the deal with Charles Manson? He gets name dropped every now and then in a series or a movie.

He killed Roman Polanski's wife which turned Polanski into a raging paedophile.


You ever thought maybe she wanted it?



He didn't make too many good movies or any movies at all actually.  So murder it is then!
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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2009, 08:50:53 PM »
AHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2009, 08:52:16 PM »
that would suck pretty bad.

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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2009, 08:56:50 PM »
Adopted Parents: Son, we have something to tell you. You're adopted and you're mother conceived you after she was raped. Also, your father is Charles Manson.

Son: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2009, 09:21:18 PM »
Adopted Parents: Son, we have something to tell you. You're adopted and you're mother conceived you after she was raped. Also, your father is Charles Manson.

Son: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


yeah, this has potential to be the greatest FUUUUUUUUU comic ever.

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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2009, 09:23:08 PM »
Adopted Parents: Son, we have something to tell you. You're adopted and you're mother conceived you after she was raped. Also, your father is Charles Manson.

Son: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Don Flamenco

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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2009, 09:30:49 PM »
If I didn't have to write this paper, I'd make the comic right now. FUUUUUUU

CrystalGemini

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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2009, 06:14:06 AM »
The Sun?  :wtf
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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2009, 09:49:32 AM »
I'd really hate to actually be raised by Manson, but finding out as an adult that he's my biological dad, I don't think it'd turn my world upside down. I'd just have more of a "huh...didn't see that one coming" reaction
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Tauntaun

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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2009, 11:16:32 AM »
He sorta looks like Ice-T.
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Re: Adopted Dude- I want to find out who my real dad is! (no he didn't)
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2009, 05:01:44 PM »
I would have a " I wonder how much money can I make off talk shows interviews and a book" reaction.
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