THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Billy Rygar on November 25, 2009, 04:14:59 PM
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:'(
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The wine has weakened you.
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I thought you got bird flu?
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Also sick, but unfortunately not the swine flu. Would like a good excuse for skipping family gatherings.
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Feel better dude.
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I don't get swine flu, swine flu gets me.
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Sucks man. Hope you get better soon. You probably caught in your NYC visit, perhaps, not sure of the incubation rates of swine flu. :'(
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If Cajole met you in NYC, none of this would have happened. You know where the blame lies.
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The Muppets' cover of Bohemian Rhapsody should make you feel a little bit better:
[youtube=560,345]tgbNymZ7vqY[/youtube]
I GOT GEEK CHILLS
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Look after yourself dude.
I met a friend yesterday who I haven't seen for ages and she had swine flu a couple of months ago. Apparently pretty bad, she was out of it and delirious for two weeks. All this because her dumbass doctor didn't diagnose it and thought it was just a cold.
The aftermath is she now has some form of mild chronic fatigue syndrome but doctors believe it will only last for six months. Apparently this is partially because she got quite severe glandular fever years ago which has exacerbated the problem. Crazy shit.
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That Muppets vid was so awesome I forgot to say I'm hoping Genghis pulls through. :(
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> never go outside, do everything from internet
> dont get sick
feels good man
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Got the vaccine. :punch
Fuck yeah.
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> never go outside, do everything from internet
> dont get sick
feels good man
But you can't enjoy weather :'(
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1 Shot of the vaccine raises resistance by 40% :smug
40% more than you suckaz. :punch
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> never go outside, do everything from internet
> dont get sick
feels good man
But you can't enjoy weather :'(
November weater:
> cold
> dreary
> windy
Yeah, missing out bro
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It's not death I'm worried about. I don't want to spend 2 weeks dry heaving.
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The mexican flu is pretty much only deadly if your sick already or have some lung/heart condition.
Or genital warts.
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Genital warts are a status symbol
Status: lower class
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Status: Polish
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Actually I'm about to get it smh. My initial plan was to avoid it but my mom is bugging me on a daily basis to get it
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Your mom's been bugging you to get Swine Flu? smh
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I still have to make my way in and get the shot. I don't have a problem with needles, it just keps slipping my mind when I'd actually have time to do it.
Take care of yourself, Cohen. :'(
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Your mom's been bugging you to get Swine Flu? smh
I think he was talking about genital warts
PD's mom: "JUST SLEEP WITH A HOOKER ALREADY!"
PD: "But mom I don't want to mess up my lush black cock with warts. Smooth Groove said it was the finest he has ever seen!"
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My mom is the ultimate health concern troll. She calls me almost once a week to remind me to take my vitamin d pills "because you know Colitis runs in the family." I was able to hold off on the flu shot for some time, but there's only so much a man can take.
"I'm cooking a big dinner for the family, the least you can do is get a flu shot. For me"
:-\
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There are many different strains of swine flu, right? Because I got it a few weeks ago (lab tests confirmed it) and the symptoms persisted for nearly a week but it was only rough for the first day or so. Doesn't sound like what you have at all
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He's so cautious he shakes it THREE times when he's done squattin
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I got my winter illness last weekend but my immune system was so fucking powerful and badass that I was already better by monday.
:punch
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You're killing me here!
FOUR times if he's feelin good