Author Topic: Evilbore Votes: Swine Flu (Read 1489 times)

Billy Rygar · « **on:** November 25, 2009, 04:14:59 PM »

:'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:16:14 PM »

The wine has weakened you.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:20:50 PM »

I thought you got bird flu?

Robo · « **Reply #3 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:23:15 PM »

Also sick, but unfortunately not the swine flu. Would like a good excuse for skipping family gatherings.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:27:10 PM »

Feel better dude.

Diunx · « **Reply #5 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:27:35 PM »

I don't get swine flu, swine flu gets me.

Rman · « **Reply #6 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:28:55 PM »

Sucks man. Hope you get better soon. You probably caught in your NYC visit, perhaps, not sure of the incubation rates of swine flu. :'(

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:33:00 PM »

If Cajole met you in NYC, none of this would have happened. You know where the blame lies.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:47:40 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on November 25, 2009, 04:36:52 PM

The Muppets' cover of Bohemian Rhapsody should make you feel a little bit better:

[youtube=560,345]tgbNymZ7vqY[/youtube]

I GOT GEEK CHILLS

Bildi · « **Reply #9 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:50:30 PM »

Look after yourself dude.

I met a friend yesterday who I haven't seen for ages and she had swine flu a couple of months ago. Apparently pretty bad, she was out of it and delirious for two weeks. All this because her dumbass doctor didn't diagnose it and thought it was just a cold.

The aftermath is she now has some form of mild chronic fatigue syndrome but doctors believe it will only last for six months. Apparently this is partially because she got quite severe glandular fever years ago which has exacerbated the problem. Crazy shit.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** November 25, 2009, 04:53:53 PM »

That Muppets vid was so awesome I forgot to say I'm hoping Genghis pulls through.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** November 25, 2009, 05:26:19 PM »

> never go outside, do everything from internet
> dont get sick

feels good man

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #12 on:** November 25, 2009, 05:27:43 PM »

Got the vaccine.

Fuck yeah.

Diunx · « **Reply #13 on:** November 25, 2009, 05:32:58 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 25, 2009, 05:26:19 PM

> never go outside, do everything from internet
> dont get sick

feels good man

But you can't enjoy weather :'(

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #14 on:** November 25, 2009, 05:33:50 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on November 25, 2009, 05:32:24 PM

1 Shot of the vaccine raises resistance by 40%

40% more than you suckaz.

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** November 25, 2009, 05:35:52 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on November 25, 2009, 05:32:58 PM

Quote from: demi on November 25, 2009, 05:26:19 PM
> never go outside, do everything from internet
> dont get sick

feels good man

But you can't enjoy weather :'(

November weater:

> cold
> dreary
> windy

Yeah, missing out bro

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #16 on:** November 25, 2009, 05:38:34 PM »

It's not death I'm worried about. I don't want to spend 2 weeks dry heaving.

Reb · « **Reply #17 on:** November 25, 2009, 05:38:42 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on November 25, 2009, 05:37:24 PM

The mexican flu is pretty much only deadly if your sick already or have some lung/heart condition.

Or genital warts.

Reb · « **Reply #18 on:** November 25, 2009, 05:43:24 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on November 25, 2009, 05:39:24 PM

Genital warts are a status symbol

Status: lower class

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #19 on:** November 25, 2009, 05:44:36 PM »

Status: Polish

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** November 25, 2009, 06:00:51 PM »

Actually I'm about to get it smh. My initial plan was to avoid it but my mom is bugging me on a daily basis to get it

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** November 25, 2009, 07:34:44 PM »

Your mom's been bugging you to get Swine Flu? smh

muckhole · « **Reply #22 on:** November 25, 2009, 09:52:58 PM »

I still have to make my way in and get the shot. I don't have a problem with needles, it just keps slipping my mind when I'd actually have time to do it.

Take care of yourself, Cohen. :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** November 25, 2009, 10:25:44 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on November 25, 2009, 07:34:44 PM

Your mom's been bugging you to get Swine Flu? smh

I think he was talking about genital warts

PD's mom: "JUST SLEEP WITH A HOOKER ALREADY!"

PD: "But mom I don't want to mess up my lush black cock with warts. Smooth Groove said it was the finest he has ever seen!"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** November 26, 2009, 12:48:54 AM »

My mom is the ultimate health concern troll. She calls me almost once a week to remind me to take my vitamin d pills "because you know Colitis runs in the family." I was able to hold off on the flu shot for some time, but there's only so much a man can take.

"I'm cooking a big dinner for the family, the least you can do is get a flu shot. For me"

$:-\$

Tristam · « **Reply #25 on:** November 26, 2009, 03:58:29 AM »

There are many different strains of swine flu, right? Because I got it a few weeks ago (lab tests confirmed it) and the symptoms persisted for nearly a week but it was only rough for the first day or so. Doesn't sound like what you have at all

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** November 26, 2009, 04:07:15 AM »

He's so cautious he shakes it THREE times when he's done squattin

Tieno · « **Reply #27 on:** November 26, 2009, 04:45:53 AM »

I got my winter illness last weekend but my immune system was so fucking powerful and badass that I was already better by monday.

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** November 26, 2009, 04:49:10 AM »

Quote from: a slime appears on November 26, 2009, 04:41:57 AM

You're killing me here!

FOUR times if he's feelin good

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