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Title: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass??
Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2009, 12:43:29 PM
????!!!!

gotta know. 
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 07, 2009, 12:44:04 PM
Dudes want to tongue someone's asshole?
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Post by: demi on December 07, 2009, 12:47:04 PM
Its icky. Even I wouldnt do that.
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Post by: tehjaybo on December 07, 2009, 12:47:44 PM
It's really not that great.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 07, 2009, 12:49:51 PM
Poo comes out of there.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 07, 2009, 12:52:30 PM
She better've had like three enemas before it.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 07, 2009, 12:57:01 PM
not ashamed. just icked out. poop and i: not cool together. likewise, i wouldn't wanna kiss a chick that just put her tongue in my stinky asterisk.
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 07, 2009, 12:57:30 PM
Sure
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2009, 12:57:45 PM
Prole is right. Case closed. Lock this thread, let's go home and have intercourse.
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Post by: Himu on December 07, 2009, 01:00:35 PM
:yuck
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2009, 01:03:54 PM
Finally an issue  that can bring FoC, Willco, Prole, and Phoenix Dark into agreement
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 07, 2009, 01:06:27 PM
Shakira's ass looks pretty tasty. :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2009, 01:07:18 PM
I've done it.  Sometimes you just get an urge and it's a great precursor to sticking your dick in there.  There's no boundaries in sex, my friends. 
The only sane man in here.

You guys are crazy.  it's great.  i do it when she's fresh out of the shower.  yum yum in her bum bum.  she likes it too :o
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Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2009, 01:07:28 PM
Shakira's ass looks pretty tasty. :drool
*high five*
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Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2009, 01:09:23 PM
not ashamed. just icked out. poop and i: not cool together. likewise, i wouldn't wanna kiss a chick that just put her tongue in my stinky asterisk.
i can't really argue with that logic.  although, the thought of a girl tongue fucking my ass doesn't sound good.  but if she enjoys it, she can't really complain and no woman has yet.  "oh my ass tastes terrible, go brush your teeth" :p
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Post by: pollo on December 07, 2009, 01:18:28 PM
tongue in your ass =  :D

your tongue in ass =  :yuck
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 07, 2009, 01:19:24 PM
in your defense, sex and shame SHOULD never go together, because the results are uniformly creepy
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Post by: demi on December 07, 2009, 01:19:35 PM
well at least mupepe hasnt changed.
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Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2009, 01:23:25 PM
in your defense, sex and shame SHOULD never go together, because the results are uniformly creepy
i agree.  which is odd because sex and crying and like the best bed fellows. 

tongue in your ass =  :D

your tongue in ass =  :yuck
for some reason, i think it would just feel like wet, slimy asshole.  salty ass :drool
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2009, 01:26:09 PM
Kosma, Prole, FlameOfCallandor and a guy who has never had sex before all agree on something.

Someone check the temperature in hell!
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Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2009, 01:28:57 PM
Prole is going to realize he agreed with FoC and go lick some ass tonight.
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Post by: tiesto on December 07, 2009, 01:35:09 PM
Never tried it, and have no inclination to, either... A friend of mine is obsessed with eating twohole and keeps insisting I lick a girl's ass.
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Post by: duckman2000 on December 07, 2009, 01:36:27 PM
I've done it, sort of a heat of the moment sort of thing, but it's not something I would do for the splendid taste of it. Not really that big on ass-sex in general, though, dick or tongue.
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Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2009, 01:36:40 PM
Never tried it, and have no inclination to, either... A friend of mine is obsessed with eating twohole and keeps insisting I lick a girl's ass.
i'm going to request on your facebook wall that you eat a girl's ass.  it's pretty awesome.
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Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2009, 01:37:00 PM
I've done it, sort of a heat of the moment sort of thing, but it's not something I would do for the splendid taste of it. Not really that big on ass-sex in general, though, dick or tongue.
but how did she react when you did it??
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Post by: duckman2000 on December 07, 2009, 01:39:31 PM
Oh, it's been appreciated. And well rewarded. Ignoring taboos tend to have positive ripple effects.
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Post by: The Sceneman on December 07, 2009, 01:44:44 PM
I've done it.  Sometimes you just get an urge and it's a great precursor to sticking your dick in there.  There's no boundaries in sex, my friends. 

yeah I agree, after a good tonguing and if your dick is covered in pussy juice it just slides right in. Man I love anal
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2009, 01:44:57 PM
Never tried it, and have no inclination to, either... A friend of mine is obsessed with eating twohole and keeps insisting I lick a girl's ass.

This just sounds funny. Like you two at a diner and he's like, "Eat her asshole. Do it. Do it. Eat it, man. Lick it like a chocolate fudge sundae."
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2009, 01:45:30 PM
Man I love anal

I bet you do. :smug
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Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2009, 01:48:38 PM
Oh, it's been appreciated. And well rewarded. Ignoring taboos tend to have positive ripple effects.

Exactly.  If you're willing to push your "limits" she'll usually be thankful or horny enough to do the same for you.

Never tried it, and have no inclination to, either... A friend of mine is obsessed with eating twohole and keeps insisting I lick a girl's ass.

This just sounds funny. Like you two at a diner and he's like, "Eat her asshole. Do it. Do it. Eat it, man. Lick it like a chocolate fudge sundae."
I  used to tell my friend stuff like that when he'd never licked a pussy.  He had been fucking this girl but wasn't too sure about licking her cooch, so for like a week straight everytime he'd say something I'd reply with "Maybe if stick your tongue in her pussy."
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Post by: duckman2000 on December 07, 2009, 01:53:36 PM
I  used to tell my friend stuff like that when he'd never licked a pussy.  He had been fucking this girl but wasn't too sure about licking her cooch, so for like a week straight everytime he'd say something I'd reply with "Maybe if stick your tongue in her pussy."

I remember talking to an old "friend" (went to school together), and this dude had been dating the same chick since they were both 13. For some reason we got into talking about sex, and the dude was literally aghast when I told him that there is some good fun and good reward in licking pussy. He said, for real, "that's like licking pee!"

Weird, and I almost felt like breaking up their decade long saga just to save the poor chick from bad sex.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2009, 01:56:03 PM
I'm with Larry David on cunnilingus - it's not fun, it's exercise. You can tweak your neck, it's time consuming, rather tedious depending on shaving habits, etc.

It's kind of like a necessary evil, though.
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Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2009, 02:11:07 PM
I  used to tell my friend stuff like that when he'd never licked a pussy.  He had been fucking this girl but wasn't too sure about licking her cooch, so for like a week straight everytime he'd say something I'd reply with "Maybe if stick your tongue in her pussy."

I remember talking to an old "friend" (went to school together), and this dude had been dating the same chick since they were both 13. For some reason we got into talking about sex, and the dude was literally aghast when I told him that there is some good fun and good reward in licking pussy. He said, for real, "that's like licking pee!"

Weird, and I almost felt like breaking up their decade long saga just to save the poor chick from bad sex.
Oh god, that reminds me of Forgetting Sarah Marshall or whatever.  Was she as prude as him?  And I guess the dude doesn't like getting his dick sucked?  WTF?  Unless you're with a grody girl, there's nothing gross about licking a pussy.

I'm with Larry David on cunnilingus - it's not fun, it's exercise. You can tweak your neck, it's time consuming, rather tedious depending on shaving habits, etc.

It's kind of like a necessary evil, though.
This has to be a Jewish thing!  It's fucking fun.  Especially in a 69 situation.  It tastes awesome.  It smells awesome.  You feel pretty awesome with a great big glaze of juice all over your face.  It's just awesome in general.  Especially when you go slow and explore the soft beauty of it.
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Post by: Robo on December 07, 2009, 02:13:41 PM
I just wanna get up in them guts, I don't care if it's my tongue or my foot.
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Post by: demi on December 07, 2009, 02:15:45 PM
chocolate fudge sundae

(http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/2426/55668157ml0.jpg)
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Post by: Robo on December 07, 2009, 02:17:10 PM
 :rofl
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Post by: Bebpo on December 07, 2009, 02:19:09 PM
I'm with Wilco

Then again I am also jew
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Post by: duckman2000 on December 07, 2009, 02:21:49 PM
This has to be a Jewish thing!  It's fucking fun.  Especially in a 69 situation.  It tastes awesome.  It smells awesome.  You feel pretty awesome with a great big glaze of juice all over your face.  It's just awesome in general.  Especially when you go slow and explore the soft beauty of it.

Yep
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 07, 2009, 02:22:12 PM
Which ones Wilco

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Or are they both shades of his personality  ???
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Post by: Stoney Mason on December 07, 2009, 02:41:29 PM
Sounds like some prison shit to me...


[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA[/youtube]
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Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2009, 02:52:29 PM
there are still women who won't give head??  insane. 
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Post by: Kestastrophe on December 07, 2009, 03:00:08 PM
question about the prison salad tosser: Why the jelly or syrup?  ???
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Post by: Robo on December 07, 2009, 03:01:42 PM
Inmates are inadequate hole washers.  Masks the bitterness.
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Post by: Kestastrophe on December 07, 2009, 03:03:31 PM
 :yuck

I swear I heard him say, in reference to prison butt hole: "It's like a pussy.....but clean" :lol
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Post by: TEEEPO on December 07, 2009, 03:09:03 PM
I know a Dutch guy who swears that it's a cultural taboo in the Netherlands.  I've never been so I can't confirm it.  He is immigrating to Canada and is pretty excited about the prospect of getting head.  Can you explain this?

 :lol
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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 07, 2009, 03:56:12 PM
I know a Dutch guy who swears that it's a cultural taboo in the Netherlands.  I've never been so I can't confirm it.  He is immigrating to Canada and is pretty excited about the prospect of getting head.  Can you explain this?

Hes ugly? Needs to wash his penis?

I can remember 10 out of 13 Dutch girls Ive been with giving head.

New study shows- 10 out of 13 Dutch girls have genital warts on and around their mouths!
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Post by: drew on December 07, 2009, 04:07:00 PM
if you think eating a girls ass is "icky" you are a hopeless faggot

how hopeless so hopeless
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Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2009, 04:58:20 PM
if you think eating a girls ass is "icky" you are a hopeless faggot

how hopeless so hopeless
:)
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 07, 2009, 06:18:16 PM
what about a duder's clenchfish
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Post by: chronovore on December 07, 2009, 06:22:29 PM
there are still women who won't give head??  insane. 
I'm with Dan Savage on this: "Oral is mandatory." Both ways.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 07, 2009, 06:30:21 PM
Bravo to Mupepe for his open mindedness and use of the word grody. Eating pussy is the best if you're with someone with a delicious pussy and licking asshole can be ok as long as it's mega clean. That is not one night stand behavior.
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Post by: Bildi on December 07, 2009, 06:33:33 PM
Love it just as much as sticking my wiener up there, maybe more. :drool

It's got to be after a shower, but a couple of times I got into it end of a workday sans-shower when I was especially horny.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2009, 06:35:33 PM
That is not one night stand behavior.

:smug
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Post by: Bildi on December 07, 2009, 06:36:39 PM
This thread is making my pants tingle.
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Post by: brawndolicious on December 07, 2009, 06:52:46 PM
So do you like play the xylophones or do you get up in there?
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Post by: Bildi on December 07, 2009, 06:56:33 PM
:teehee
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 07, 2009, 06:56:49 PM
pussy is icky also
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 07, 2009, 07:22:25 PM
just wait 'til they're old and Viagra-dependent like us DC, they'll all be gumming that minge for all it's worth in the vain hopes of some reciprocal action.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on December 07, 2009, 07:56:06 PM
 :-\
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Post by: chronovore on December 07, 2009, 08:34:32 PM
just wait 'til they're old and Viagra-dependent like us DC, they'll all be gumming that minge for all it's worth in the vain hopes of some reciprocal action.
When I picture you saying this with your accent I LOL'd bigtime.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 07, 2009, 08:58:50 PM
I think its a Latin thing. We get so horny and crazy that we're willing to disregard certain limits and just deal with the overbearing taste of batteries.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 07, 2009, 09:05:55 PM
I think the 'Porn Drift' principle applies perfectly here. Let's call it 'Freak Drift'. The more we get our freak on, the freakier we likes to get.
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Post by: GilloD on December 07, 2009, 09:44:56 PM
THAT IS WHERE POOP COMES FROM  :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Post by: Diunx on December 07, 2009, 09:53:13 PM
Never done it, but wouldn't say no if a girl asked me to do it.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 07, 2009, 09:59:44 PM
 :teehee

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I actually had a girl do it to me in a hot tub once back in college. It freaked me out, I had no idea she was going to do that, and I think I leaped out of the water. This is the same girl who let me fuck her in the ass on her little sister's bed while the rest of her family was at her other sister's wedding, so I really shouldn't have been surprised.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on December 07, 2009, 10:00:41 PM
:teehee

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I actually had a girl do it to me in a hot tub once back in college. It freaked me out, I had no idea she was going to do that, and I think I leaped out of the water. This is the same girl who let me fuck her in the ass on her little sister's bed while the rest of her family was at her other sister's wedding, so I really shouldn't have been surprised.
[close]

So now we know how it all started.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 07, 2009, 10:01:39 PM
:teehee

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I actually had a girl do it to me in a hot tub once back in college. It freaked me out, I had no idea she was going to do that, and I think I leaped out of the water. This is the same girl who let me fuck her in the ass on her little sister's bed while the rest of her family was at her other sister's wedding, so I really shouldn't have been surprised.
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So now we know how it all started.

Pretty much. A girl that I first met in 7th grade. She got married after high school, and then got divorced about 4 years later. I was around for that summer while her divorce was being finalized. Had a fucking crazy summer before heading off to graduate school and getting together with my now-wife.
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Post by: Tauntaun on December 07, 2009, 10:11:03 PM
THAT IS WHERE POOP COMES FROM  :-X :-X :-X :-X

.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 07, 2009, 10:23:05 PM
THAT IS WHERE POOP COMES FROM  :-X :-X :-X :-X

I know! :drool
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Post by: jiji on December 07, 2009, 10:23:35 PM
Just as long as she's clean. It's nice when she's just out of the shower.  :-*
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2009, 10:25:58 PM
 :yuck
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 07, 2009, 10:31:20 PM
:yuck

hold still and let me back up on that Willco, aaaahhhhh
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2009, 10:35:08 PM
I dated a girl in Los Angeles that kept demanding to eat my poopchute, to the point where it became a deal breaker. I wouldn't want to eat anyone's asshole and I certainly don't know why someone would want to eat mine.
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Post by: jiji on December 07, 2009, 10:41:14 PM
You shouldn't let that stop them :tauntaun
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Post by: Dickie Dee on December 07, 2009, 10:41:44 PM
THAT IS WHERE POOP COMES FROM  :-X :-X :-X :-X

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YS71CtZ_Bs[/youtube]
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Post by: chronovore on December 07, 2009, 11:09:32 PM
I dated a girl in Los Angeles that kept demanding to eat my poopchute, to the point where it became a deal breaker. I wouldn't want to eat anyone's asshole and I certainly don't know why someone would want to eat mine.
Willco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 07, 2009, 11:12:15 PM
There's nothing that makes one feel more vulnerable than getting ones balloon knot tongued
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2009, 11:19:38 PM
Willco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Hey, it's an exit, not an entrance. That's all I'm saying.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on December 07, 2009, 11:25:36 PM
Willco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Hey, it's an exit, not an entrance. That's all I'm saying.
Every exit is an entrance somewhere else
Title: Assuming he talked to her, of course
Post by: Mandark on December 07, 2009, 11:54:29 PM
Willco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Hey, it's an exit, not an entrance. That's all I'm saying.
Every exit is an entrance somewhere else

I was wondering how a philosophy major would sell a girl on the idea of anal.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on December 07, 2009, 11:56:29 PM
Willco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Hey, it's an exit, not an entrance. That's all I'm saying.
Every exit is an entrance somewhere else

I was wondering how a philosophy major would sell a girl on the idea of anal.

I can't even sell them on the idea of eye-contact.
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Post by: TEEEPO on December 08, 2009, 12:14:23 AM
maybe if he could get better looking women he'd change his mind.
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Post by: drew on December 08, 2009, 12:22:29 AM
I dated a girl in Los Angeles that kept demanding to eat my poopchute, to the point where it became a deal breaker. I wouldn't want to eat anyone's asshole and I certainly don't know why someone would want to eat mine.

smh

SMH
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Post by: Bildi on December 08, 2009, 01:55:38 AM
I think its a Latin thing. We get so horny and crazy that we're willing to disregard certain limits and just deal with the overbearing taste of batteries.

:rofl @ battery taste

Hey, it's an exit, not an entrance. That's all I'm saying.

An ex of mine used to whine "but it's an out-hole not an in-hole".  Luckily I'm a gentleman and respected her wishes (except when I tried to stick my dick in her ass).

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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 08, 2009, 02:17:35 AM
yeah, i have a friend who dated a welsh girl - they split up because in almost 1 year of dating they'd very infrequently have vaginal intercourse.

she demanded anal almost nightly.

i can see why that may be come a bit of a grind....

unf unf unf.


'And when she would fart, her butt would make a noise that sounded like, "poof!" '
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Post by: Mupepe on December 08, 2009, 02:26:42 AM
glad i'm getting some more support in this thread.  the battery taste comment made me lol though. 

i've never had a girl fart on me while i spit shine her shit hole either.  that would most definitely end that experiment... for a couple of hours.  spreading her ass cheeks and diving in or just pushing your face against her ass like you're searching for the other side of a pillow is fucking great.  yum yum yum.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2009, 02:28:49 AM
 :spin
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Post by: jiji on December 08, 2009, 02:28:59 AM
:drool
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 08, 2009, 02:29:15 AM
glad i'm getting some more support in this thread.  the battery taste comment made me lol though. 

i've never had a girl fart on me while i spit shine her shit hole either.  that would most definitely end that experiment... for a couple of hours.  spreading her ass cheeks and diving in or just pushing your face against her ass like you're searching for the other side of a pillow is fucking great.  yum yum yum.

:bow

'Sex is only dirty if you're doing it right' - Woody Allen
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Post by: Mupepe on December 08, 2009, 02:44:40 AM
:lol

:bow DC :bow2

what's the best experience?  enlighten us.
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Post by: Bildi on December 08, 2009, 02:49:56 AM
spreading her ass cheeks and diving in or just pushing your face against her ass like you're searching for the other side of a pillow is fucking great.  yum yum yum.

:drool Real Talk :drool

Inviting her to sit on your face and put do whatever she likes while pushing down as hard as she likes until you tap on her thigh because you've run out of air and your jaw feels like it's going to fall off is also great.  And you get to lie on my back like a lazy bastard so you can do it even if you're dog tired.
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Post by: The Sceneman on December 08, 2009, 03:01:36 AM
spreading her ass cheeks and diving in or just pushing your face against her ass like you're searching for the other side of a pillow is fucking great.  yum yum yum.

:drool Real Talk :drool

Inviting her to sit on your face and put do whatever she likes while pushing down as hard as she likes until you tap on her thigh because you've run out of air and your jaw feels like it's going to fall off is also great.  And you get to lie on my back like a lazy bastard so you can do it even if you're dog tired.

fucking hell I almost got a boner reading that. Im pretty randy right now
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Post by: The Sceneman on December 08, 2009, 03:06:20 AM
Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 08, 2009, 03:13:50 AM
Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?

Of course not. That only comes when you kill and skin them.

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Post by: The Sceneman on December 08, 2009, 03:22:47 AM
yeah I can plow someone for an hour but still no dice. Always have to finish myself off, pref. over face or tits
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Post by: ch1nchilla on December 08, 2009, 03:51:33 AM
I've done it. I'm also very fond of the shocker when I'm completely hammered.
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Post by: Bildi on December 08, 2009, 04:35:42 AM
Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?

I get the same thing but I have managed to orgasm without any assistance at all couple of times.  One time was in the middle of the night when I woke up uber-horny so started going hell-for-leather doggie-style.  It took a few minutes at most, and I didn't even stop to draw breath because I sensed this might be the time.

I think it has happened maybe one or two other times but I can't remember specifics.
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Post by: Bacchus7 on December 08, 2009, 05:03:52 AM
I think you dudes who can't bust during sex might have trust issues that will find you on your death beds alone, wistfully recalling the days in which you used to requisition filthy and deplorable sex acts in order to loose that most spiteful seed upon her peccant purse in a deafening world.

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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 08, 2009, 05:03:58 AM
I've done it. I'm also very fond of the shocker when I'm completely hammered.

TEQUILA OVER HERE BARMAN
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 08, 2009, 08:35:31 AM
This thread makes me sad
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Post by: Robo on December 08, 2009, 08:57:38 AM
This thread makes me sad

 :spin
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 08, 2009, 09:20:24 AM
Damn, DC's stories are hot. :drool
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 08, 2009, 11:18:40 AM
This thread makes me sad

Me too man, me too.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 08, 2009, 06:08:40 PM
Bore dat' ass like a reverse alien
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Post by: Bebpo on December 08, 2009, 06:19:17 PM
Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?

Are you sure you actually like the person?

When I was with this last girl, at first I didn't like her and so it wasn't happening.  Could go on for a long ass time and nothing.  As I started liking her I lasted shorter and shorter times proportionally with how much I liked her.  When I was with my first gf who I absolutely loved I didn't not last very long ^^;
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Post by: Bildi on December 08, 2009, 07:39:51 PM
Are you sure you actually like the person?

It'd definitely be persons in Sceneman's case. :teehee

In most cases the problem is just that a vagina cannot provide sufficient pressure compared to a hand.  It's reasonably common, even among boritos - Corny has it too if I remember right.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 08, 2009, 08:15:05 PM
This thread makes me sad

I feel like both crying and rubbing one out.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 08, 2009, 10:28:26 PM
Are you sure you actually like the person?

It'd definitely be persons in Sceneman's case. :teehee

In most cases the problem is just that a vagina cannot provide sufficient pressure compared to a hand.  It's reasonably common, even among boritos - Corny has it too if I remember right.

read my lips: move to Asia
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Post by: Bildi on December 08, 2009, 11:44:03 PM
I'm inexplicably crippled by a fear of genital warts.
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Post by: TEEEPO on December 08, 2009, 11:47:56 PM
Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?

i know a guy who had trouble finishing during intercourse and had to always go for the money shot.


turned out he was gay.
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Post by: Diunx on December 08, 2009, 11:57:58 PM
lol
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Post by: The Sceneman on December 09, 2009, 12:06:40 AM
Are you sure you actually like the person?

It'd definitely be persons in Sceneman's case. :teehee

In most cases the problem is just that a vagina cannot provide sufficient pressure compared to a hand.  It's reasonably common, even among boritos - Corny has it too if I remember right.

yeah this is the answer here, Ive definitely liked the people Ive porked. That puss just aint tight enough yo. One girl I was with rode me pretty fucking hard and I almost came, once. She really wanted me to come inside her  :'(
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Post by: The Sceneman on December 09, 2009, 12:07:00 AM
Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?

i know a guy who had trouble finishing during intercourse and had to always go for the money shot.


turned out he was gay.

lol
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 09, 2009, 12:21:18 AM
smh

Lay off the whackin', dudes.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on December 09, 2009, 01:02:15 AM
....
It's not tight enough?  How hard are you guys grabbing your dicks during masturbation?
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Post by: Barry Egan on December 09, 2009, 01:10:35 AM
EmCeeGrammar gets puss?  My man!
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 09, 2009, 01:11:59 AM
I wonder how it is with a very hairy butt hole. I imagine its like licking in between two musty corduroy throw pillows from the Salvation Army.
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Post by: demi on December 09, 2009, 01:12:54 AM
Lay off the whackin', dudes.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 09, 2009, 01:13:18 AM
I wonder how it is with a very hairy butt hole. I imagine its like licking in between two musty corduroy throw pillows from the Salvation Army.

I'm willing to let you find out.  :-*
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on December 09, 2009, 01:14:20 AM
EmCeeGrammar gets puss?  My man!

It's not a very flattering story.  Let's just say someone owed me a lot of money.  But seriously, it was almost uncomfortably tight.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 09, 2009, 01:17:16 AM
I wonder how it is with a very hairy butt hole. I imagine its like licking in between two musty corduroy throw pillows from the Salvation Army.

I'm willing to let you find out.  :-*

 :omg














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Title: Re: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass??
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 09, 2009, 01:26:24 AM
Lay off the whackin', dudes.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Nothing wrong with a good ol solitary tug, but too much jerking off can desensitize one to intercourse.
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Post by: Bildi on December 09, 2009, 01:32:32 AM
It's a tough life being so damn good at jerking it.
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Post by: demi on December 09, 2009, 01:34:00 AM
Lay off the whackin', dudes.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Nothing wrong with a good ol solitary tug, but too much jerking off can desensitize one to intercourse.

I doubt that's why Scenester is having problems. I talk to plenty of people who love to fuck their hand and fuck the puss (or bootyhole in this case) as well.
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Post by: Bebpo on December 09, 2009, 01:35:50 AM
EmCeeGrammar gets puss?  My man!

It's not a very flattering story.  Let's just say someone owed me a lot of money.  But seriously, it was almost uncomfortably tight.

 :lol

awesome
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Post by: Mupepe on December 09, 2009, 03:34:53 AM
:rofl :rofl @ the whole last page. 

and i totally disagree with the whole "concentrate more".  all the times when i've had trouble busting a nut, it was usually because i was concentrating too much.  just relax.  let your thoughts and dirty mouth flow.  if you're having trouble nuttin, do some dirty talk.  that always works for me. 

and yes, jerkin off too much will fuck up your ability to nut when you fuck.  if you're having trouble cumming, lay off your hand for a week or so and by god, you will nut like you've never nutted.  there is nothing better than cumming in a pussy.  cumming from fucking is a close second tied with cumming in a girl's mouth.  but cumming from using your own hand is way down on the list compared to those.  it's not the same ballpark.  it ain't the same league.  hell it ain't even the same fucking sport.
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Post by: TEEEPO on December 09, 2009, 04:36:48 AM
i usually lick ass when i'm having limp dick to get me in the mood.


no joke.
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Post by: Bildi on December 09, 2009, 07:18:55 AM
Maybe we should have another hands-off-snakey competition.

Of course, that's easy to say when you just beat one out five minutes ago.
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Post by: Yeti on December 09, 2009, 07:19:19 PM
Thats sounds like prostitution Emcee  :lol

It is. Since he was the one who turned her into a hooker, does that make him both a pimp AND a john?
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Post by: Barry Egan on December 09, 2009, 07:24:51 PM
the real question is how much money was EmCee willing to let go of for a chance at sex.
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Post by: brawndolicious on December 09, 2009, 07:29:09 PM
I'm guessing it was like a third date at least.