I've done it. Sometimes you just get an urge and it's a great precursor to sticking your dick in there. There's no boundaries in sex, my friends.The only sane man in here.
Shakira's ass looks pretty tasty. :drool*high five*
not ashamed. just icked out. poop and i: not cool together. likewise, i wouldn't wanna kiss a chick that just put her tongue in my stinky asterisk.i can't really argue with that logic. although, the thought of a girl tongue fucking my ass doesn't sound good. but if she enjoys it, she can't really complain and no woman has yet. "oh my ass tastes terrible, go brush your teeth" :p
in your defense, sex and shame SHOULD never go together, because the results are uniformly creepyi agree. which is odd because sex and crying and like the best bed fellows.
tongue in your ass = :Dfor some reason, i think it would just feel like wet, slimy asshole. salty ass :drool
your tongue in ass = :yuck
Never tried it, and have no inclination to, either... A friend of mine is obsessed with eating twohole and keeps insisting I lick a girl's ass.i'm going to request on your facebook wall that you eat a girl's ass. it's pretty awesome.
I've done it, sort of a heat of the moment sort of thing, but it's not something I would do for the splendid taste of it. Not really that big on ass-sex in general, though, dick or tongue.but how did she react when you did it??
I've done it. Sometimes you just get an urge and it's a great precursor to sticking your dick in there. There's no boundaries in sex, my friends.
Never tried it, and have no inclination to, either... A friend of mine is obsessed with eating twohole and keeps insisting I lick a girl's ass.
Man I love anal
Oh, it's been appreciated. And well rewarded. Ignoring taboos tend to have positive ripple effects.Exactly. If you're willing to push your "limits" she'll usually be thankful or horny enough to do the same for you.
I used to tell my friend stuff like that when he'd never licked a pussy. He had been fucking this girl but wasn't too sure about licking her cooch, so for like a week straight everytime he'd say something I'd reply with "Maybe if stick your tongue in her pussy."Never tried it, and have no inclination to, either... A friend of mine is obsessed with eating twohole and keeps insisting I lick a girl's ass.
This just sounds funny. Like you two at a diner and he's like, "Eat her asshole. Do it. Do it. Eat it, man. Lick it like a chocolate fudge sundae."
I used to tell my friend stuff like that when he'd never licked a pussy. He had been fucking this girl but wasn't too sure about licking her cooch, so for like a week straight everytime he'd say something I'd reply with "Maybe if stick your tongue in her pussy."
Oh god, that reminds me of Forgetting Sarah Marshall or whatever. Was she as prude as him? And I guess the dude doesn't like getting his dick sucked? WTF? Unless you're with a grody girl, there's nothing gross about licking a pussy.I used to tell my friend stuff like that when he'd never licked a pussy. He had been fucking this girl but wasn't too sure about licking her cooch, so for like a week straight everytime he'd say something I'd reply with "Maybe if stick your tongue in her pussy."
I remember talking to an old "friend" (went to school together), and this dude had been dating the same chick since they were both 13. For some reason we got into talking about sex, and the dude was literally aghast when I told him that there is some good fun and good reward in licking pussy. He said, for real, "that's like licking pee!"
Weird, and I almost felt like breaking up their decade long saga just to save the poor chick from bad sex.
I'm with Larry David on cunnilingus - it's not fun, it's exercise. You can tweak your neck, it's time consuming, rather tedious depending on shaving habits, etc.This has to be a Jewish thing! It's fucking fun. Especially in a 69 situation. It tastes awesome. It smells awesome. You feel pretty awesome with a great big glaze of juice all over your face. It's just awesome in general. Especially when you go slow and explore the soft beauty of it.
It's kind of like a necessary evil, though.
chocolate fudge sundae
This has to be a Jewish thing! It's fucking fun. Especially in a 69 situation. It tastes awesome. It smells awesome. You feel pretty awesome with a great big glaze of juice all over your face. It's just awesome in general. Especially when you go slow and explore the soft beauty of it.
I know a Dutch guy who swears that it's a cultural taboo in the Netherlands. I've never been so I can't confirm it. He is immigrating to Canada and is pretty excited about the prospect of getting head. Can you explain this?
I know a Dutch guy who swears that it's a cultural taboo in the Netherlands. I've never been so I can't confirm it. He is immigrating to Canada and is pretty excited about the prospect of getting head. Can you explain this?
Hes ugly? Needs to wash his penis?
I can remember 10 out of 13 Dutch girls Ive been with giving head.
if you think eating a girls ass is "icky" you are a hopeless faggot:)
how hopeless so hopeless
there are still women who won't give head?? insane.I'm with Dan Savage on this: "Oral is mandatory." Both ways.
That is not one night stand behavior.
just wait 'til they're old and Viagra-dependent like us DC, they'll all be gumming that minge for all it's worth in the vain hopes of some reciprocal action.When I picture you saying this with your accent I LOL'd bigtime.
:teeheespoiler (click to show/hide)I actually had a girl do it to me in a hot tub once back in college. It freaked me out, I had no idea she was going to do that, and I think I leaped out of the water. This is the same girl who let me fuck her in the ass on her little sister's bed while the rest of her family was at her other sister's wedding, so I really shouldn't have been surprised.[close]
:teeheespoiler (click to show/hide)I actually had a girl do it to me in a hot tub once back in college. It freaked me out, I had no idea she was going to do that, and I think I leaped out of the water. This is the same girl who let me fuck her in the ass on her little sister's bed while the rest of her family was at her other sister's wedding, so I really shouldn't have been surprised.[close]
So now we know how it all started.
THAT IS WHERE POOP COMES FROM :-X :-X :-X :-X
THAT IS WHERE POOP COMES FROM :-X :-X :-X :-X
:yuck
THAT IS WHERE POOP COMES FROM :-X :-X :-X :-X
I dated a girl in Los Angeles that kept demanding to eat my poopchute, to the point where it became a deal breaker. I wouldn't want to eat anyone's asshole and I certainly don't know why someone would want to eat mine.Willco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Willco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Every exit is an entrance somewhere elseWillco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Hey, it's an exit, not an entrance. That's all I'm saying.
Every exit is an entrance somewhere elseWillco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Hey, it's an exit, not an entrance. That's all I'm saying.
Every exit is an entrance somewhere elseWillco has always seemed so cool, and suddenly I'm picturing him like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Hey, it's an exit, not an entrance. That's all I'm saying.
I was wondering how a philosophy major would sell a girl on the idea of anal.
I dated a girl in Los Angeles that kept demanding to eat my poopchute, to the point where it became a deal breaker. I wouldn't want to eat anyone's asshole and I certainly don't know why someone would want to eat mine.
I think its a Latin thing. We get so horny and crazy that we're willing to disregard certain limits and just deal with the overbearing taste of batteries.
Hey, it's an exit, not an entrance. That's all I'm saying.
yeah, i have a friend who dated a welsh girl - they split up because in almost 1 year of dating they'd very infrequently have vaginal intercourse.
she demanded anal almost nightly.
i can see why that may be come a bit of a grind....
unf unf unf.
glad i'm getting some more support in this thread. the battery taste comment made me lol though.
i've never had a girl fart on me while i spit shine her shit hole either. that would most definitely end that experiment... for a couple of hours. spreading her ass cheeks and diving in or just pushing your face against her ass like you're searching for the other side of a pillow is fucking great. yum yum yum.
spreading her ass cheeks and diving in or just pushing your face against her ass like you're searching for the other side of a pillow is fucking great. yum yum yum.
spreading her ass cheeks and diving in or just pushing your face against her ass like you're searching for the other side of a pillow is fucking great. yum yum yum.
:drool Real Talk :drool
Inviting her to sit on your face and put do whatever she likes while pushing down as hard as she likes until you tap on her thigh because you've run out of air and your jaw feels like it's going to fall off is also great. And you get to lie on my back like a lazy bastard so you can do it even if you're dog tired.
Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?
Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?
I've done it. I'm also very fond of the shocker when I'm completely hammered.
This thread makes me sad
This thread makes me sad
Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?
Are you sure you actually like the person?
This thread makes me sad
Are you sure you actually like the person?
It'd definitely be persons in Sceneman's case. :teehee
In most cases the problem is just that a vagina cannot provide sufficient pressure compared to a hand. It's reasonably common, even among boritos - Corny has it too if I remember right.
Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?
Are you sure you actually like the person?
It'd definitely be persons in Sceneman's case. :teehee
In most cases the problem is just that a vagina cannot provide sufficient pressure compared to a hand. It's reasonably common, even among boritos - Corny has it too if I remember right.
Also is it weird that I have never had an orgasm during intercourse?
i know a guy who had trouble finishing during intercourse and had to always go for the money shot.
turned out he was gay.
Lay off the whackin', dudes.
I wonder how it is with a very hairy butt hole. I imagine its like licking in between two musty corduroy throw pillows from the Salvation Army.
EmCeeGrammar gets puss? My man!
I wonder how it is with a very hairy butt hole. I imagine its like licking in between two musty corduroy throw pillows from the Salvation Army.
I'm willing to let you find out. :-*
Lay off the whackin', dudes.
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Lay off the whackin', dudes.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Nothing wrong with a good ol solitary tug, but too much jerking off can desensitize one to intercourse.
EmCeeGrammar gets puss? My man!
It's not a very flattering story. Let's just say someone owed me a lot of money. But seriously, it was almost uncomfortably tight.
Thats sounds like prostitution Emcee :lol