Author Topic: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass?? (Read 8783 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** December 07, 2009, 12:43:29 PM »

?!!!!

gotta know.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #1 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:44:04 PM »

Dudes want to tongue someone's asshole?

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:47:04 PM »

Its icky. Even I wouldnt do that.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #3 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:47:44 PM »

It's really not that great.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #4 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:49:51 PM »

Poo comes out of there.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:52:30 PM »

She better've had like three enemas before it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:57:01 PM »

not ashamed. just icked out. poop and i: not cool together. likewise, i wouldn't wanna kiss a chick that just put her tongue in my stinky asterisk.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:57:30 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:57:45 PM »

Prole is right. Case closed. Lock this thread, let's go home and have intercourse.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:00:35 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:03:54 PM »

Finally an issue that can bring FoC, Willco, Prole, and Phoenix Dark into agreement

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:06:27 PM »

Shakira's ass looks pretty tasty.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:07:18 PM »

Quote from: The Business on December 07, 2009, 12:50:19 PM

I've done it. Sometimes you just get an urge and it's a great precursor to sticking your dick in there. There's no boundaries in sex, my friends.

The only sane man in here.

You guys are crazy. it's great. i do it when she's fresh out of the shower. yum yum in her bum bum. she likes it too

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:07:28 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on December 07, 2009, 01:06:27 PM

Shakira's ass looks pretty tasty.

*high five*

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:09:23 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 07, 2009, 12:57:01 PM

not ashamed. just icked out. poop and i: not cool together. likewise, i wouldn't wanna kiss a chick that just put her tongue in my stinky asterisk.

i can't really argue with that logic. although, the thought of a girl tongue fucking my ass doesn't sound good. but if she enjoys it, she can't really complain and no woman has yet. "oh my ass tastes terrible, go brush your teeth" :p

pollo · « **Reply #15 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:18:28 PM »

tongue in your ass =

your tongue in ass =

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:19:24 PM »

in your defense, sex and shame SHOULD never go together, because the results are uniformly creepy

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:19:35 PM »

well at least mupepe hasnt changed.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:23:25 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 07, 2009, 01:19:24 PM

in your defense, sex and shame SHOULD never go together, because the results are uniformly creepy

i agree. which is odd because sex and crying and like the best bed fellows.

Quote from: pollo on December 07, 2009, 01:18:28 PM

tongue in your ass =

your tongue in ass =

for some reason, i think it would just feel like wet, slimy asshole. salty ass

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:26:09 PM »

Kosma, Prole, FlameOfCallandor and a guy who has never had sex before all agree on something.

Someone check the temperature in hell!

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:28:57 PM »

Prole is going to realize he agreed with FoC and go lick some ass tonight.

tiesto · « **Reply #21 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:35:09 PM »

Never tried it, and have no inclination to, either... A friend of mine is obsessed with eating twohole and keeps insisting I lick a girl's ass.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:36:27 PM »

I've done it, sort of a heat of the moment sort of thing, but it's not something I would do for the splendid taste of it. Not really that big on ass-sex in general, though, dick or tongue.

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:36:40 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 07, 2009, 01:35:09 PM

Never tried it, and have no inclination to, either... A friend of mine is obsessed with eating twohole and keeps insisting I lick a girl's ass.

i'm going to request on your facebook wall that you eat a girl's ass. it's pretty awesome.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:37:00 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on December 07, 2009, 01:36:27 PM

I've done it, sort of a heat of the moment sort of thing, but it's not something I would do for the splendid taste of it. Not really that big on ass-sex in general, though, dick or tongue.

but how did she react when you did it??

duckman2000 · « **Reply #25 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:39:31 PM »

Oh, it's been appreciated. And well rewarded. Ignoring taboos tend to have positive ripple effects.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #26 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:44:44 PM »

Quote from: The Business on December 07, 2009, 12:50:19 PM

I've done it. Sometimes you just get an urge and it's a great precursor to sticking your dick in there. There's no boundaries in sex, my friends.

yeah I agree, after a good tonguing and if your dick is covered in pussy juice it just slides right in. Man I love anal

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:44:57 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 07, 2009, 01:35:09 PM

Never tried it, and have no inclination to, either... A friend of mine is obsessed with eating twohole and keeps insisting I lick a girl's ass.

This just sounds funny. Like you two at a diner and he's like, "Eat her asshole. Do it. Do it. Eat it, man. Lick it like a chocolate fudge sundae."

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:45:30 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on December 07, 2009, 01:44:44 PM

Man I love anal

I bet you do.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:48:38 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on December 07, 2009, 01:39:31 PM

Oh, it's been appreciated. And well rewarded. Ignoring taboos tend to have positive ripple effects.

Exactly. If you're willing to push your "limits" she'll usually be thankful or horny enough to do the same for you.

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2009, 01:44:57 PM

Quote from: tiesto on December 07, 2009, 01:35:09 PM
Never tried it, and have no inclination to, either... A friend of mine is obsessed with eating twohole and keeps insisting I lick a girl's ass.

This just sounds funny. Like you two at a diner and he's like, "Eat her asshole. Do it. Do it. Eat it, man. Lick it like a chocolate fudge sundae."

I used to tell my friend stuff like that when he'd never licked a pussy. He had been fucking this girl but wasn't too sure about licking her cooch, so for like a week straight everytime he'd say something I'd reply with "Maybe if stick your tongue in her pussy."

duckman2000 · « **Reply #30 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:53:36 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on December 07, 2009, 01:48:38 PM

I used to tell my friend stuff like that when he'd never licked a pussy. He had been fucking this girl but wasn't too sure about licking her cooch, so for like a week straight everytime he'd say something I'd reply with "Maybe if stick your tongue in her pussy."

I remember talking to an old "friend" (went to school together), and this dude had been dating the same chick since they were both 13. For some reason we got into talking about sex, and the dude was literally aghast when I told him that there is some good fun and good reward in licking pussy. He said, for real, "that's like licking pee!"

Weird, and I almost felt like breaking up their decade long saga just to save the poor chick from bad sex.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:56:03 PM »

I'm with Larry David on cunnilingus - it's not fun, it's exercise. You can tweak your neck, it's time consuming, rather tedious depending on shaving habits, etc.

It's kind of like a necessary evil, though.

Mupepe · « **Reply #32 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:11:07 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on December 07, 2009, 01:53:36 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on December 07, 2009, 01:48:38 PM
I used to tell my friend stuff like that when he'd never licked a pussy. He had been fucking this girl but wasn't too sure about licking her cooch, so for like a week straight everytime he'd say something I'd reply with "Maybe if stick your tongue in her pussy."

I remember talking to an old "friend" (went to school together), and this dude had been dating the same chick since they were both 13. For some reason we got into talking about sex, and the dude was literally aghast when I told him that there is some good fun and good reward in licking pussy. He said, for real, "that's like licking pee!"

Weird, and I almost felt like breaking up their decade long saga just to save the poor chick from bad sex.

Oh god, that reminds me of Forgetting Sarah Marshall or whatever. Was she as prude as him? And I guess the dude doesn't like getting his dick sucked? WTF? Unless you're with a grody girl, there's nothing gross about licking a pussy.

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2009, 01:56:03 PM

I'm with Larry David on cunnilingus - it's not fun, it's exercise. You can tweak your neck, it's time consuming, rather tedious depending on shaving habits, etc.

It's kind of like a necessary evil, though.

This has to be a Jewish thing! It's fucking fun. Especially in a 69 situation. It tastes awesome. It smells awesome. You feel pretty awesome with a great big glaze of juice all over your face. It's just awesome in general. Especially when you go slow and explore the soft beauty of it.

Robo · « **Reply #33 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:13:41 PM »

I just wanna get up in them guts, I don't care if it's my tongue or my foot.

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:15:45 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 07, 2009, 01:44:57 PM

chocolate fudge sundae

Robo · « **Reply #35 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:17:10 PM »

Bebpo · « **Reply #36 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:19:09 PM »

I'm with Wilco

Then again I am also jew

duckman2000 · « **Reply #37 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:21:49 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on December 07, 2009, 02:11:07 PM

This has to be a Jewish thing! It's fucking fun. Especially in a 69 situation. It tastes awesome. It smells awesome. You feel pretty awesome with a great big glaze of juice all over your face. It's just awesome in general. Especially when you go slow and explore the soft beauty of it.

Yep

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #38 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:22:12 PM »

Which ones Wilco

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Or are they both shades of his personality

[close]

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #39 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:41:29 PM »

Sounds like some prison shit to me...

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Mupepe · « **Reply #40 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:52:29 PM »

there are still women who won't give head?? insane.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #41 on:** December 07, 2009, 03:00:08 PM »

question about the prison salad tosser: Why the jelly or syrup?

Robo · « **Reply #42 on:** December 07, 2009, 03:01:42 PM »

Inmates are inadequate hole washers. Masks the bitterness.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #43 on:** December 07, 2009, 03:03:31 PM »

I swear I heard him say, in reference to prison butt hole: "It's like a pussy.....but clean"

TEEEPO · « **Reply #44 on:** December 07, 2009, 03:09:03 PM »

Quote from: The Business on December 07, 2009, 02:48:55 PM

I know a Dutch guy who swears that it's a cultural taboo in the Netherlands. I've never been so I can't confirm it. He is immigrating to Canada and is pretty excited about the prospect of getting head. Can you explain this?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #45 on:** December 07, 2009, 03:56:12 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on December 07, 2009, 03:40:54 PM

Quote from: The Business on December 07, 2009, 02:48:55 PM
I know a Dutch guy who swears that it's a cultural taboo in the Netherlands. I've never been so I can't confirm it. He is immigrating to Canada and is pretty excited about the prospect of getting head. Can you explain this?

Hes ugly? Needs to wash his penis?

I can remember 10 out of 13 Dutch girls Ive been with giving head.

New study shows- 10 out of 13 Dutch girls have genital warts on and around their mouths!

drew · « **Reply #46 on:** December 07, 2009, 04:07:00 PM »

if you think eating a girls ass is "icky" you are a hopeless faggot

how hopeless so hopeless

Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** December 07, 2009, 04:58:20 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on December 07, 2009, 04:07:00 PM

if you think eating a girls ass is "icky" you are a hopeless faggot

how hopeless so hopeless

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #48 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:18:16 PM »

what about a duder's clenchfish

chronovore · « **Reply #49 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:22:29 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on December 07, 2009, 02:52:29 PM

there are still women who won't give head?? insane.

I'm with Dan Savage on this: "Oral is mandatory." Both ways.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #50 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:30:21 PM »

Bravo to Mupepe for his open mindedness and use of the word grody. Eating pussy is the best if you're with someone with a delicious pussy and licking asshole can be ok as long as it's mega clean. That is not one night stand behavior.

Bildi · « **Reply #51 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:33:33 PM »

Love it just as much as sticking my wiener up there, maybe more.

It's got to be after a shower, but a couple of times I got into it end of a workday sans-shower when I was especially horny.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #52 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:35:33 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on December 07, 2009, 06:30:21 PM

That is not one night stand behavior.

Bildi · « **Reply #53 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:36:39 PM »

This thread is making my pants tingle.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #54 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:52:46 PM »

So do you like play the xylophones or do you get up in there?

Bildi · « **Reply #55 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:56:33 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #56 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:56:49 PM »

pussy is icky also

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #57 on:** December 07, 2009, 07:22:25 PM »

just wait 'til they're old and Viagra-dependent like us DC, they'll all be gumming that minge for all it's worth in the vain hopes of some reciprocal action.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #58 on:** December 07, 2009, 07:56:06 PM »

chronovore · « **Reply #59 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:34:32 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on December 07, 2009, 07:22:25 PM

just wait 'til they're old and Viagra-dependent like us DC, they'll all be gumming that minge for all it's worth in the vain hopes of some reciprocal action.

When I picture you saying this with your accent I LOL'd bigtime.

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Author Topic: dudes are ashamed of wanting to tongue girl ass?? (Read 8783 times)