THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on December 27, 2009, 01:31:52 AM
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last six months, i've been a pleasant and uncontroversial poster at evilbore, disgracing a worthy history as a former gaf distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and videogaming forum jackboot fuckwit. lately i have stayed out of arguments and ignored opinions i disagree with, preferring to accomplish things with my spare time. i wish to reverse this positive trend, if possible, and become the attention-craving, validation-seeking smug turd i know lurks deep inside. if green shinobi can change, so can i!
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Time to retire from the internets, old man.
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man, you said it
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I'm going to stick to being a failure both on- and offline. Fuck "hope and change."
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I pretty much associate my increasing forum-asshole-ishness of the past 8 months with my iconhood, so I approve of the spirit of this thread!
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indeed, it is in the icon charter that one must be an insufferable and cocky prick.
that said, this should be easy, since 2010 brings us heavy rain, soon to be this generation's shenmue. if i can't have gaf sonytards wheezing into a paper bag a full two weeks before release, then truly i am beyond redemption.
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Because of the above post, I just ordered Uncharted 2.
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it's a really good game
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Because of the above post, I am canceling my order.
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Get Bayonetta instead.
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good call, because it ALSO does not feature the twee noodling of history's shittiest faux-rock act, the beatles
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Get Bayonetta instead.
I'll wait to see how it goes with Cute-Girl before I go the cheeseburger route.
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you know how it will go, you pale, flaccid, hunched little half-man.
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ouch. Is it too soon to add me to the Annihilatee of the Year 2009 poll?
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we don't need to know the details, jin; no matter how you attempt to work the math between malek and any given female, the result is always the same constant value. a cheeseburger might be just the change he needs!
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I assume Cute-Girl is the Internet pseudonym for some chick Harry Lime's interested in, much like PD's oft-talked-about Vamp-Girl.
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She's real, damn it.
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whatever DID happen to vamp girl? i miss the halcyon days when pd still pretended he had a chance to ply his genitals in a fashion that didn't feature the internet
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The Vamp-Girl ship sailed and PD settled firmly into the Friend Zone.
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i think i can actually chart the decline in my righteous internet dork anger against a rise in my filthy weeaboo-ness. tolerance and permissiveness are clearly only virtues to the weak. grr! grr!
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easy: shit on it, snap it, shit on it again, then mail it to kittonwy.
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meow
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pencap
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This thread reminds me of me when I hit the gym every January for three weeks and then give up and retreat back to my paunchy, middle class existence.
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Mail it to me dcharlie, the self loathing squinxfiggurt will still eat it up just like he ate up all the crap they've put out before :'(
You don't mean...you liked Dirge of Cerberus...do you?
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This thread reminds me of me when I hit the gym every January for three weeks and then give up and retreat back to my paunchy, middle class existence.
Yeah, the gym was fucking CROWDED this morning... old lady was yelling at me to GTFO the tricep machine :P Hardly anyone will be there in 2 months time.
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last six months, i've been a pleasant and uncontroversial poster at evilbore, disgracing a worthy history as a former gaf distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and videogaming forum jackboot fuckwit. lately i have stayed out of arguments and ignored opinions i disagree with, preferring to accomplish things with my spare time. i wish to reverse this positive trend, if possible, and become the attention-craving, validation-seeking smug turd i know lurks deep inside. if green shinobi can change, so can i!
pwnt fagget i'm a go play some more heavy rain demo
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i think i can actually chart the decline in my righteous internet dork anger against a rise in my filthy weeaboo-ness. tolerance and permissiveness are clearly only virtues to the weak. grr! grr!
Such is the peril of HOSS NIPS.
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I'm probably the embodiment of bland, good-natured posting here at EB. Nobody likes, hates, or otherwise pays attention to me. I'm so special. :-[ :-[
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:bow TVC :bow2
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TVC is really the only good poster. None of us are worthy :-\
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Prole's true potential won't be reached again, well at least until Shake is unbanned
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Prole's true potential won't be reached again, well at least until Shake is unbanned
Like Shake would ever come back here. :lol
EDIT: Though the same could've been said of me a couple of weeks ago, so you never know...
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become the attention-craving, validation-seeking smug turd i know lurks deep inside. if green shinobi can change, so can i!
I KNEW IT
I'm only at evilbore to fucking stalk you dude.
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my resolution next year is to be even less tollerant to gobshites.
I am becoming more and more right wing and i'm now at the point where i feel these assmunches should be removed from the gene pool and/or castrated to ensure their mindless drivel doesn't get passed on for another generation.
I'm quite happy to base this on posting habits which unfortunately means i have to cut my own cock off....
... at least i'll have a decent sized meat husk to nibble on for the next 14 years or so. Small mercies.
De-Icon and leper DCharlie, the power has clearly rushed to his head. Absolute power destroys absolutely etc etc
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indeed, it is in the icon charter that one must be an insufferable and cocky prick.
that said, this should be easy, since 2010 brings us heavy rain, soon to be this generation's shenmue. if i can't have gaf sonytards wheezing into a paper bag a full two weeks before release, then truly i am beyond redemption.
You say that like it is some kind of challenge. It could probably take one or two posts until they're at that state. Some Sfags will sob into their bitch tits if you are even making an assumption that Heavy Rain (or any game they decide to stroke each other off for) will be anything less than a genre defining classic.
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Ball is in your court, drop me a PM if you want to go catch up.
dc.
Oooh this will be a romance interesting to see unfold :lol
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Heavy Rain looks like boring shit, why can't more games be like :bow MGS4? :bow2
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Heavy Rain looks like boring shit, why can't more games be like :bow MGS4? :bow2
I'm confused... are you trying to imply that MGS4 was a game ???
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Heavy Rain looks like boring shit, why can't more games be like :bow MGS4? :bow2
I'm confused... are you trying to imply that MGS4 was a game ???
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we just need to bring in some fresh meat for prole to ravage.
Recruit some people from this thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383354
you'll be back to normal after you see some basement parasites talking about how xenosaga is so uguu~
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Show us your pole, prole. :uguu
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Professor's Pole