Author Topic: i've been a bland and good-natured poster, and i wanna change (Read 2900 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** December 27, 2009, 01:31:52 AM »

last six months, i've been a pleasant and uncontroversial poster at evilbore, disgracing a worthy history as a former gaf distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and videogaming forum jackboot fuckwit. lately i have stayed out of arguments and ignored opinions i disagree with, preferring to accomplish things with my spare time. i wish to reverse this positive trend, if possible, and become the attention-craving, validation-seeking smug turd i know lurks deep inside. if green shinobi can change, so can i!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:32:41 AM »

Time to retire from the internets, old man.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:32:57 AM »

man, you said it

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:34:22 AM »

I'm going to stick to being a failure both on- and offline. Fuck "hope and change."

Boogie · « **Reply #4 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:35:34 AM »

I pretty much associate my increasing forum-asshole-ishness of the past 8 months with my iconhood, so I approve of the spirit of this thread!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:37:00 AM »

indeed, it is in the icon charter that one must be an insufferable and cocky prick.

that said, this should be easy, since 2010 brings us heavy rain, soon to be this generation's shenmue. if i can't have gaf sonytards wheezing into a paper bag a full two weeks before release, then truly i am beyond redemption.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:37:43 AM »

Because of the above post, I just ordered Uncharted 2.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:38:05 AM »

it's a really good game

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:39:02 AM »

Because of the above post, I am canceling my order.

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:39:47 AM »

Get Bayonetta instead.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:40:01 AM »

good call, because it ALSO does not feature the twee noodling of history's shittiest faux-rock act, the beatles

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:40:17 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on December 27, 2009, 01:39:47 AM

Get Bayonetta instead.

I'll wait to see how it goes with Cute-Girl before I go the cheeseburger route.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:41:07 AM »

you know how it will go, you pale, flaccid, hunched little half-man.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:42:36 AM »

ouch. Is it too soon to add me to the Annihilatee of the Year 2009 poll?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:43:50 AM »

we don't need to know the details, jin; no matter how you attempt to work the math between malek and any given female, the result is always the same constant value. a cheeseburger might be just the change he needs!

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:44:27 AM »

I assume Cute-Girl is the Internet pseudonym for some chick Harry Lime's interested in, much like PD's oft-talked-about Vamp-Girl.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:45:05 AM »

She's real, damn it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:45:16 AM »

whatever DID happen to vamp girl? i miss the halcyon days when pd still pretended he had a chance to ply his genitals in a fashion that didn't feature the internet

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:49:24 AM »

The Vamp-Girl ship sailed and PD settled firmly into the Friend Zone.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:53:30 AM »

i think i can actually chart the decline in my righteous internet dork anger against a rise in my filthy weeaboo-ness. tolerance and permissiveness are clearly only virtues to the weak. grr! grr!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:54:12 AM »

easy: shit on it, snap it, shit on it again, then mail it to kittonwy.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:54:51 AM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** December 27, 2009, 01:55:36 AM »

pencap

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #23 on:** December 27, 2009, 02:07:45 AM »

This thread reminds me of me when I hit the gym every January for three weeks and then give up and retreat back to my paunchy, middle class existence.

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** December 27, 2009, 02:11:47 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash Akbar on December 27, 2009, 02:05:48 AM

Mail it to me dcharlie, the self loathing squinxfiggurt will still eat it up just like he ate up all the crap they've put out before :'(

You don't mean...you liked Dirge of Cerberus...do you?

tiesto · « **Reply #25 on:** December 27, 2009, 02:13:43 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 27, 2009, 02:07:45 AM

This thread reminds me of me when I hit the gym every January for three weeks and then give up and retreat back to my paunchy, middle class existence.

Yeah, the gym was fucking CROWDED this morning... old lady was yelling at me to GTFO the tricep machine

Hardly anyone will be there in 2 months time.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #26 on:** December 27, 2009, 02:15:07 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 27, 2009, 01:31:52 AM

last six months, i've been a pleasant and uncontroversial poster at evilbore, disgracing a worthy history as a former gaf distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and videogaming forum jackboot fuckwit. lately i have stayed out of arguments and ignored opinions i disagree with, preferring to accomplish things with my spare time. i wish to reverse this positive trend, if possible, and become the attention-craving, validation-seeking smug turd i know lurks deep inside. if green shinobi can change, so can i!

pwnt fagget i'm a go play some more heavy rain demo

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #27 on:** December 27, 2009, 02:31:40 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 27, 2009, 01:53:30 AM

i think i can actually chart the decline in my righteous internet dork anger against a rise in my filthy weeaboo-ness. tolerance and permissiveness are clearly only virtues to the weak. grr! grr!

Such is the peril of HOSS NIPS.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #28 on:** December 27, 2009, 02:44:50 AM »

I'm probably the embodiment of bland, good-natured posting here at EB. Nobody likes, hates, or otherwise pays attention to me. I'm so special.

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** December 27, 2009, 03:01:52 AM »

TVC

Barry Egan · « **Reply #30 on:** December 27, 2009, 03:03:44 AM »

TVC is really the only good poster. None of us are worthy $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** December 27, 2009, 05:06:45 AM »

Prole's true potential won't be reached again, well at least until Shake is unbanned

Ichirou · « **Reply #32 on:** December 27, 2009, 05:13:32 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2009, 05:06:45 AM

Prole's true potential won't be reached again, well at least until Shake is unbanned

Like Shake would ever come back here.

EDIT: Though the same could've been said of me a couple of weeks ago, so you never know...

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #33 on:** December 27, 2009, 05:31:20 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 27, 2009, 01:31:52 AM

become the attention-craving, validation-seeking smug turd i know lurks deep inside. if green shinobi can change, so can i!

I KNEW IT
I'm only at evilbore to fucking stalk you dude.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #34 on:** December 27, 2009, 06:09:38 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on December 27, 2009, 02:30:52 AM

my resolution next year is to be even less tollerant to gobshites.

I am becoming more and more right wing and i'm now at the point where i feel these assmunches should be removed from the gene pool and/or castrated to ensure their mindless drivel doesn't get passed on for another generation.

I'm quite happy to base this on posting habits which unfortunately means i have to cut my own cock off....

... at least i'll have a decent sized meat husk to nibble on for the next 14 years or so. Small mercies.

De-Icon and leper DCharlie, the power has clearly rushed to his head. Absolute power destroys absolutely etc etc

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #35 on:** December 27, 2009, 07:14:49 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 27, 2009, 01:37:00 AM

indeed, it is in the icon charter that one must be an insufferable and cocky prick.

that said, this should be easy, since 2010 brings us heavy rain, soon to be this generation's shenmue. if i can't have gaf sonytards wheezing into a paper bag a full two weeks before release, then truly i am beyond redemption.

You say that like it is some kind of challenge. It could probably take one or two posts until they're at that state. Some Sfags will sob into their bitch tits if you are even making an assumption that Heavy Rain (or any game they decide to stroke each other off for) will be anything less than a genre defining classic.

Powerslave · « **Reply #36 on:** December 27, 2009, 09:44:27 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on December 27, 2009, 04:23:15 AM

Ball is in your court, drop me a PM if you want to go catch up.

dc.

Oooh this will be a romance interesting to see unfold

Diunx · « **Reply #37 on:** December 27, 2009, 09:57:09 AM »

Heavy Rain looks like boring shit, why can't more games be like

MGS4?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #38 on:** December 27, 2009, 10:00:42 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on December 27, 2009, 09:57:09 AM

Heavy Rain looks like boring shit, why can't more games be like MGS4?

I'm confused... are you trying to imply that MGS4 was a game

Diunx · « **Reply #39 on:** December 27, 2009, 10:57:58 AM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 27, 2009, 10:00:42 AM

Quote from: Diunx on December 27, 2009, 09:57:09 AM
Heavy Rain looks like boring shit, why can't more games be like MGS4?

I'm confused... are you trying to imply that MGS4 was a game

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #40 on:** December 28, 2009, 09:05:26 AM »

we just need to bring in some fresh meat for prole to ravage.

Recruit some people from this thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383354

you'll be back to normal after you see some basement parasites talking about how xenosaga is so uguu~

Tauntaun · « **Reply #41 on:** December 28, 2009, 11:14:15 AM »

Show us your pole, prole.

Powerslave · « **Reply #42 on:** December 28, 2009, 11:15:45 AM »

Professor's Pole

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Author Topic: i've been a bland and good-natured poster, and i wanna change (Read 2900 times)