people will still call you "young man" for another ten years, if you look younger than you are
that immediately stops at 36, no matter how young you think you look
also, college girls will start calling you "sir" pretty shortly, which is code for "you are not touching this college-aged ass"
people will still call you "young man" for another ten years, if you look younger than you are
that immediately stops at 36, no matter how young you think you look
also, college girls will start calling you "sir" pretty shortly, which is code for "you are not touching this college-aged ass"
:'(
little baby jesus couldn't speak words more true.
I am probably gonna pass out holding my bong.
If you haven't already, you should kill a hooker. Once you hit 30, you just don't have time for that shit anymore.
Commit seppuku. I mean, you already beat Mass Effect 2, what else is there to live for?
As a newly-minted thirty seven year old, I suggest you end it all.
The fact that corny's birthday was also recent means that I gotta switch from blunts to bong rips. I am probably gonna pass out holding my bong.
The fact that corny's birthday was also recent means that I gotta switch from blunts to bong rips. I am probably gonna pass out holding my bong.
:(
My dealer hasn't picked up his phone all week. Damn I hate dealers that use their own product.
:lolI am probably gonna pass out holding my bong.
Yeah, I've had that happen, oh, once or twice ;)
giving blood, then drinking and hitting bongs a few hours later is not a good idea.
You'll become, in popular parlance, a "Phoenix Dark" to the girls.
Commit seppuku. I mean, you already beat Mass Effect 2, what else is there to live for?
I actually blew through it in part because I knew once I turned 30 games would hold no pleasure for me anymore :gloomy
people will still call you "young man" for another ten years, if you look younger than you are
that immediately stops at 36, no matter how young you think you look
also, college girls will start calling you "sir" pretty shortly, which is code for "you are not touching this college-aged ass"
:'(
little baby jesus couldn't speak words more true.
find a thick latina and fuck her distinguished mentally-challengedpics too
Go to a bar and hit on young chicks. Cuz tomorrow you'll become invisible to them :smug
My wife is in college and says "yes, sir" to me.
doesn't apply to manchildren
on the bright side, your disdain towards anyone under thirty will grow exponentially with each passing year(http://www.globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/grandpa_simpson_yelling_at_cloud.jpg)
Are you implying that Synthesizer Patel, international man of dysentery, is a manchild?
Is being invisible to young women in their early 20s all that bad? I was done with them when I was in my early twenties. Drama + upkeep --> shit/bin.
JOEL ROBUCHON. TONIGHT.
If you go out, make sure you're playing the OMG IT'S MY BIRTHDAY card as much as possible.
...don't mention it's your 30th, tho.
JOEL ROBUCHON. TONIGHT.
When are you goin back to Vegas? I'm going in April probably. I want to get peopel to go with me to Joel Robuchon but they're all "waaaaah it's expensive"
I tried to avoid letting people know that I'd turned 30, but some friends dragged me out for food and beers. The last 2, tho, I've spent alone, which is the way I prefer to do things anyhow.
I tried to avoid letting people know that I'd turned 30, but some friends dragged me out for food and beers. The last 2, tho, I've spent alone, which is the way I prefer to do things anyhow.
Damn you sound like me :bow
except I'm 22 and you're an old man of course
come on. WOW is a game. you got him on the 'touch of a woman' tho :'(
drunk COUGAR FUCKohhh shit
drunk COUGAR FUCK
REGRET (no regret)