I only have 24 hours left in my twenties! WHAT SHOULD I DO?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Oh, God, I'm going to turn into Old Man Prole at the stroke of midnight. Just over twelve hours left of my glorious, sexy twenties. I bet all my hair falls out at the stroke of midnight.

What do you other old people wish you had done during your twenties that you never did? It's not too late for me! I can still live your dream!

My friend Ben says he "regrets never making Fortune's Top 50 under 30." I think it's a bit too late for me on that one.

[Bacchus7]

Porn? No one's gonna watch a thirty-year old; that's the awkward decade of porn, before you can start slamming your daughter's underage friends. I guess you have nannies though.

[Eel O'Brian]

people will still call you "young man" for another ten years, if you look younger than you are

that immediately stops at 40, no matter how young you think you look

also, college girls will start calling you "sir" pretty shortly, which is code for "you are not touching this college-aged ass"

[archie4208]

Start shopping for a cane.

[T234]

If only you were here, Patel. The last 24 hours of your twenties would be the wildest 24 hours of your life. I guarantee it.

[huckleberry]

people will still call you "young man" for another ten years, if you look younger than you are

that immediately stops at 36, no matter how young you think you look

also, college girls will start calling you "sir" pretty shortly, which is code for "you are not touching this college-aged ass"

 :'(


little baby jesus couldn't speak words more true.

[Robo]

Upper deck the toilets at Starbucks.

[Mupepe]

Do some drugs, fuck everything that moves and fall asleep alone and cold and tired and over the hill.

[Eel O'Brian]

people will still call you "young man" for another ten years, if you look younger than you are

that immediately stops at 36, no matter how young you think you look

also, college girls will start calling you "sir" pretty shortly, which is code for "you are not touching this college-aged ass"

 :'(


little baby jesus couldn't speak words more true.

i think i got an extra four years out of it because i'm fairly short

[Saint Cornelius]

As a newly-minted thirty seven year old, I suggest you end it all.

[drew]

do some coke

hit on girls

wear jeans and a t shirt

[Human Snorenado]

If you haven't already, you should kill a hooker.  Once you hit 30, you just don't have time for that shit anymore.

[T234]

The fact that corny's birthday was also recent means that I gotta switch from blunts to bong rips. I am probably gonna pass out holding my bong.

[Saint Cornelius]

I am probably gonna pass out holding my bong.

Yeah, I've had that happen, oh, once or twice

[Brehvolution]

Do something completely out of character and comfort zone. You'll be to tired to do it after tomorrow.

[CajoleJuice]

If you haven't already, you should kill a hooker.  Once you hit 30, you just don't have time for that shit anymore.

I think that was the theme of the newest season of Dexter, pretty much.

[The Fake Shemp]

Commit seppuku. I mean, you already beat Mass Effect 2, what else is there to live for?

[Fragamemnon]

book/familiar music/good booze , enjoy a quiet evening.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Commit seppuku. I mean, you already beat Mass Effect 2, what else is there to live for?

I actually blew through it in part because I knew once I turned 30 games would hold no pleasure for me anymore

[DJ_Tet]

As a newly-minted thirty seven year old, I suggest you end it all.

Did you know futami is aging backwards?  He's still 'thirty three.'


On topic, I suggest you post on EB.

[DJ_Tet]

The fact that corny's birthday was also recent means that I gotta switch from blunts to bong rips. I am probably gonna pass out holding my bong.

My dealer hasn't picked up his phone all week.  Damn I hate dealers that use their own product.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

The fact that corny's birthday was also recent means that I gotta switch from blunts to bong rips. I am probably gonna pass out holding my bong.

My dealer hasn't picked up his phone all week.  Damn I hate dealers that use their own product.

if only there were some sort of rhyming cant discouraging them from getting high on their own product

[T234]

Off to town.


GET ROWDY PATEL

DO IT FOR ME

DO IT FOR ALL THE DISENFRANCHISED YOUTHS OF AMERICA

[Phoenix Dark]

Go to a bar and hit on young chicks. Cuz tomorrow you'll become invisible to them

[Howard Alan Treesong]

and the girls are all named Natalie

[Mupepe]

I am probably gonna pass out holding my bong.

Yeah, I've had that happen, oh, once or twice

I did that once standing up.  I hit the floor on the side of my face and stood back up.  I was standing back up and everyone was like are you ok? and i didn't even realize what had happened.  It took me a few to realize my face fucking hurts and why was I looking at jason's shoe a second ago?

giving blood, then drinking and hitting bongs a few hours later is not a good idea.

[Fragamemnon]

Is being invisible to young women in their early 20s all that bad? I was done with them when I was in my early twenties. Drama + upkeep --> shit/bin.

[Eric P]

time to start listening to talk radio to alleviate the loneliness

[Saint Cornelius]

giving blood, then drinking and hitting bongs a few hours later is not a good idea.

you're right - it's a GREAT idea! even a hardened boozehound like me only needs about two beers to get righteously impaired after giving blood!

[Phoenix Dark]

You'll become, in popular parlance, a "Phoenix Dark" to the girls.

It's a lonely place to be. I'll be glad to have the company of a gentlemen of such class and acumen as Patel in less than 24 hours

[Joe Molotov]

[Van Cruncheon]

find a thick latina and fuck her distinguished mentally-challenged

[Van Cruncheon]

Commit seppuku. I mean, you already beat Mass Effect 2, what else is there to live for?

I actually blew through it in part because I knew once I turned 30 games would hold no pleasure for me anymore

it's true; i haven't enjoyed a game since diablo ii

hint

hint

[Van Cruncheon]

people will still call you "young man" for another ten years, if you look younger than you are

that immediately stops at 36, no matter how young you think you look

also, college girls will start calling you "sir" pretty shortly, which is code for "you are not touching this college-aged ass"

 :'(


little baby jesus couldn't speak words more true.

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[Mupepe]

find a thick latina and fuck her distinguished mentally-challenged

pics too

[Flannel Boy]

Go to a bar and hit on young chicks. Cuz tomorrow you'll become invisible to them

I guess I turned 30 a long time ago.  :'(

[The Fake Shemp]

Wait, I thought men in their thirties/forties had some kind of resurgence in popularity with college coeds on account of financial stability and daddy issues?

[Eric P]

doesn't apply to manchildren

[The Fake Shemp]

Are you implying that Synthesizer Patel, international man of dysentery, is a manchild?

[Mupepe]

My wife is in college and says "yes, sir" to me. 

[Joe Molotov]

My wife is in college and says "yes, sir" to me. 

So you attest that the second part also applies, right?

[Mupepe]

yuh :'(

[Eel O'Brian]

on the bright side, your disdain towards anyone under thirty will grow exponentially with each passing year

[Eel O'Brian]

doesn't apply to manchildren

or anyone with an income under 150k a year

[Mupepe]

on the bright side, your disdain towards anyone under thirty will grow exponentially with each passing year

[Eel O'Brian]

ha, i remember when i used to make old people jokes

and so will you

so will you

hahaha

[Eric P]

Are you implying that Synthesizer Patel, international man of dysentery, is a manchild?

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tacos!

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[Mupepe]

NEVER

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we're staying home and she's studying for school tonight and tomorrow.  we turned down a trip to the bar with friends for that.  sunday is a matinee movie and a trip to home depot.

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[Bebpo]

I assume you are heavy drinking tonight?

[Akala]

JOEL ROBUCHON. TONIGHT.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Is being invisible to young women in their early 20s all that bad? I was done with them when I was in my early twenties. Drama + upkeep --> shit/bin.

I find the use of "upkeep" to define relationships hilarious

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and accurate, I'm an emotional minimaxer if ever there was one

[close]

[Howard Alan Treesong]

JOEL ROBUCHON. TONIGHT.

When are you goin back to Vegas? I'm going in April probably. I want to get peopel to go with me to Joel Robuchon but they're all "waaaaah it's expensive"

[Howard Alan Treesong]

it's 9 PM, I've eaten cake and BBQ, I'm a bit drunk, and I'm about to go out clubbing

SO FAR SO GOOD

[Human Snorenado]

If you go out, make sure you're playing the OMG IT'S MY BIRTHDAY card as much as possible.

...don't mention it's your 30th, tho.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

If you go out, make sure you're playing the OMG IT'S MY BIRTHDAY card as much as possible.

...don't mention it's your 30th, tho.

don't worry, I've already thought that far ahead

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[close]

[Akala]

JOEL ROBUCHON. TONIGHT.

When are you goin back to Vegas? I'm going in April probably. I want to get peopel to go with me to Joel Robuchon but they're all "waaaaah it's expensive"

will be there Mar 28- April 1.

Vegas

[Trent Dole]

Turning 30 blows. Turning 31 and onward though, who gives a shit? I freaked out for a while before hitting 30 but my then gf now waifu put it in perspective rather nicely - 'There's nothing you can't do now that you could before'. It's just numbers, no big, man. 

Also screw the kids, they're lame.

[Human Snorenado]

I tried to avoid letting people know that I'd turned 30, but some friends dragged me out for food and beers.  The last 2, tho, I've spent alone, which is the way I prefer to do things anyhow.

[Phoenix Dark]

I tried to avoid letting people know that I'd turned 30, but some friends dragged me out for food and beers.  The last 2, tho, I've spent alone, which is the way I prefer to do things anyhow.

Damn you sound like me

except I'm 22 and you're an old man of course

[Human Snorenado]

I tried to avoid letting people know that I'd turned 30, but some friends dragged me out for food and beers.  The last 2, tho, I've spent alone, which is the way I prefer to do things anyhow.

Damn you sound like me

except I'm 22 and you're an old man of course

Excpet I actually went out and drank beers, and have known the touch of a woman, and don't try to pretend that WoW is a video game, and etc etc etc