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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Stoney Mason on February 19, 2010, 02:09:00 AM

Title: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 19, 2010, 02:09:00 AM
I wish he would tell everybody to fuck off and grow up and mind their business but that's not the world we live in and he's so eager to have you buy his shit so he can buy a small nation.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 19, 2010, 02:09:56 AM
Apparently he hasn't pretended to suffer enough, so he's going back into "therapy" for his "addiction" next week.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: drew on February 19, 2010, 02:10:46 AM
why buy a small nation when you can colonize one?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 19, 2010, 02:12:05 AM
Yep. "Getting a lot of tail" is quite the debilitating disease that effects millions every year.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: BobbyRobby on February 19, 2010, 02:16:45 AM
that's what's up
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2010, 02:18:46 AM
An overactive sex life plagues thousands of Americans each year. Unsuspecting loved ones could be living a carefree life of ecstasy and sexual fulfillment that threatens their life. With only a small donate of one cent a day, you could bring prolonged sexual frustration to these individuals.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 03:08:15 AM
Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2010, 02:18:46 AM
An overactive sex life plagues thousands of Americans each year. Unsuspecting loved ones could be living a carefree life of ecstasy and sexual fulfillment that threatens their life. With only a small donate of one cent a day, you could bring prolonged sexual frustration to these individuals.

The one cent goes towards an EB membership?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2010, 03:13:20 AM
Dude should have just admitted to personal problems in his marriage, apologize, then say his personal life is private so gtfo. Hiding made the media dig to the bone.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 19, 2010, 03:33:43 AM
I hate you for making this thread, I'd gone nearly two days without thinking about Tiger Woods, goddammit
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Brehvolution on February 19, 2010, 09:53:49 AM
Yesterday, I was listening to a guy on the radio that said the first time he met TW was in a strip club when TW was only 17. He said that Tiger had a blond under each arm at the place. He said he was surprised when TW announced he was getting married considering the party life he loved and that he wasn't surprised at allwith the infidelity.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2010, 09:57:04 AM
Does your friend refer to him as "Tee-Dubya"?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Robo on February 19, 2010, 10:49:53 AM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 19, 2010, 03:33:43 AM
I hate you for making this thread, I'd gone nearly two days without thinking about Tiger Woods, goddammit

They say that BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO
Now I know, I know that it's true
Don't say that this is the end
Instead of breaking up, I wish that we were making up again

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:patel
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Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2010, 12:55:38 PM
Well, now that he's sorry, I guess I can start buying Nike shoes again.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: tehjaybo on February 19, 2010, 01:06:53 PM
A convo between two of my friends on facebook about this.


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Friend 1: hey guys pay attention! Tiger Woods is about to say something!!!11

Friend 2: He's the boxer that bites people, right?

Friend 1: Amongst other things.

Friend 1: Wow, this is so incredibly over the top. It's like he's giving a Presidential address.

Friend 2: I thought that was the president. They all look the same to me.
[close]
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2010, 01:08:04 PM
Quote from: tehjaybo on February 19, 2010, 01:06:53 PM
A convo between two of my friends on facebook about this.


spoiler (click to show/hide)
Friend 1: hey guys pay attention! Tiger Woods is about to say something!!!11

Friend 2: He's the boxer that bites people, right?

Friend 1: Amongst other things.

Friend 1: Wow, this is so incredibly over the top. It's like he's giving a Presidential address.

Friend 2: I thought that was the president. They all look the same to me.
[close]


:lol
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Diunx on February 19, 2010, 01:10:51 PM
:usacry this is almost as pathetic as the nipple incident.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 19, 2010, 01:28:09 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 19, 2010, 01:19:35 PM
It's awesome that public figures are expected to apologize to us for their private transgressions.  I feel so validated "wow, Tiger Woods apologized to me today."


[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMzdAZ3TjCA[/youtube]

 :bow2
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 19, 2010, 01:38:33 PM
If I was Tiger I'd just come and say "Hey, you people out there. I'm rich. I waste more money every day on things I don't need and will never use than you'll ever make in your entire life. I could BUY you if I wanted. I could have sex with a dozen hookers on my front lawn right now if I wanted to and there's nothing you could do about it. You think I owe YOU an apology? *laughs* If you burst into flames right now, I wouldn't even waste the time to spit on you. Thank you and good day."
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 19, 2010, 01:41:36 PM
ugh, I didn't realize this was actually being treated as news. FMC
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Bloodwake on February 20, 2010, 12:59:46 AM
I couldn't even watch ESPN today. Fuck Tiger Woods.

Lol worthy moment of the day: I heard the quote "the world stopped for fifteen minutes to hear Tiger Woods speak. Even the stock exchange in NY."

Plus the fact that he's obviously not sorry for SHIT. After being forced through seeing clips of the speech on EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL KNOWN TO MAN he basically Robocopped his way through the whole fucking thing.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 01:01:10 AM
I always love the cliche' "I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking" excuse in apologies like this. You knew what you were doin'. You wanted pussy!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 20, 2010, 01:09:12 AM
In his defense, pussy is pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Bloodwake on February 20, 2010, 01:12:43 AM
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on February 20, 2010, 01:09:12 AM
In his defense, pussy is pretty awesome.

The man is

-attractive to women
-able to bed any woman in the country and possibly the world

The only mistake he made is to get married. And that's because he just wants to make it look like he is the Blasian Jesus.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 01:14:27 AM
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on February 20, 2010, 01:09:12 AM
In his defense, pussy is pretty awesome.

Hell yeah.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2010, 03:35:45 AM
Quote from: Stoney Mason on February 19, 2010, 01:28:09 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 19, 2010, 01:19:35 PM
It's awesome that public figures are expected to apologize to us for their private transgressions.  I feel so validated "wow, Tiger Woods apologized to me today."


[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMzdAZ3TjCA[/youtube]

 :bow2

:bow
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: bud on February 20, 2010, 06:00:50 PM
i totally lost it when he said: ''i'm so sorry.'' :lol
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: ManaByte on February 20, 2010, 07:57:01 PM
The Gloria Allred/porn star response to this was :rofl

"I quit doing porn for Tiger!" :rofl
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 20, 2010, 09:06:24 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2010, 03:35:45 AM
Quote from: Stoney Mason on February 19, 2010, 01:28:09 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 19, 2010, 01:19:35 PM
It's awesome that public figures are expected to apologize to us for their private transgressions.  I feel so validated "wow, Tiger Woods apologized to me today."


[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMzdAZ3TjCA[/youtube]

 :bow2

:bow

Oh come on. That's fun to watch, and a laudable message but it's ultimately an ad manufactured by Nike's bean counters to appeal to a particular demographic after Barkley's image was already set in stone. It's the same sports company that's making Tiger apologize, because they figure it's too late to cast him as a bad boy, and golf doesn't cater to the bad boy demo anyway.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods grovels for your acceptance and to buy his products today
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 20, 2010, 09:31:23 PM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on February 20, 2010, 09:06:24 PM
Oh come on. That's fun to watch, and a laudable message but it's ultimately an ad manufactured by Nike's bean counters to appeal to a particular demographic after Barkley's image was already set in stone. It's the same sports company that's making Tiger apologize, because they figure it's too late to cast him as a bad boy, and golf doesn't cater to the bad boy demo anyway.

Of course. The message is what is important however. Not the rest of it which is simply a shoe company catering to a rebellious image. But the message is right. We'd be a much better society if we had that message being kicked around ad nauseum instead of the current message which is that it matters what our celebrities do in their private lives.

As far as golf catering to the "bad boy" image John Daly was always an extremely popular figure and this scandal will ultimately not effect Tiger's drawing power either. It's just a bunch of nosy people and some guy crafting an image because he thinks that is what he is supposed to do to sell more shit.