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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: T234 on February 23, 2010, 04:10:24 PM

Title: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: T234 on February 23, 2010, 04:10:24 PM: :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun

GAINFULLY EMPLOYED AT THE PORN SHOP

FUCK YOU BUD WALTON

FUCK YOU ****** ****** FOR LYING TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE AND FUCKING ME OUT OF MY UNEMPLOYMENT

ALL SMILES TONIGHT IN MY CORNER OF KENTUCKY
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL
Post by: ManaByte on February 23, 2010, 04:10:58 PM: You need to start posting Bjork-styled stories now.
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Ganhyun on February 23, 2010, 04:20:29 PM: glad things are going well for you
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 23, 2010, 04:25:23 PM: Hey, KY bore should get me a job or something at the porn/liquor/whatever store. I'll hang out and play cards with you maniacs.
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2010, 04:32:25 PM: Is interracial porn banned there?
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: tehjaybo on February 23, 2010, 04:41:14 PM: Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on February 23, 2010, 04:25:23 PM
Hey, KY bore should get me a job or something at the porn/liquor/whatever store. I'll hang out and play cards with you maniacs.

That could probably be arranged.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2010, 04:32:25 PM
Is interracial porn banned there?

Yes, as well as gay porn. Think of how much we suffer. :'(

:rock T234 :rock
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 23, 2010, 04:50:29 PM: aren't porn dvd's like 50 bucks? How do porn stores exist in this day and age? Is your clientele just a bunch of luddite pervs? We demand daily updates
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Brehvolution on February 23, 2010, 04:51:07 PM: I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU!
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: T234 on February 23, 2010, 05:13:23 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on February 23, 2010, 04:23:25 PM
you're how old?

23.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2010, 04:32:25 PM
Is interracial porn banned there?

No.

Quote from: tehjaybo on February 23, 2010, 04:41:14 PM
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on February 23, 2010, 04:25:23 PM
Hey, KY bore should get me a job or something at the porn/liquor/whatever store. I'll hang out and play cards with you maniacs.

That could probably be arranged.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2010, 04:32:25 PM
Is interracial porn banned there?

Yes, as well as gay porn. Think of how much we suffer. :'(

:rock T234 :rock

My store has both, AND interracial gay porn for cheebs.
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Himu on February 23, 2010, 05:28:35 PM: POST DAILY STORIES
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 23, 2010, 05:56:53 PM: Congrats.

I agree that you need to post some stories.
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 23, 2010, 05:58:32 PM: I think going to the army was a better idea.
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: T234 on February 23, 2010, 06:45:34 PM: Quote from: Kosma on February 23, 2010, 05:59:02 PM
Fuck stories post pictures.

Fucking nerds.

Won't be any pictures. The place is covered WALL-TO-WALL in security cameras.
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Powerslave on February 23, 2010, 07:24:38 PM: Quote from: T EXP on February 23, 2010, 05:56:53 PM
Congrats.

I agree that you need to post some stories.

'I agree that you need to bleh bleh bleh :yuck'

stupid fucker ::)
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2010, 07:55:53 PM: congrats T234. Pls confirm 'porn drift' ASAP.
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Boogie on February 23, 2010, 08:18:49 PM: Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 23, 2010, 05:58:32 PM
I think going to the army was a better idea.

.

The American economy must really be shit if he's this excited about a porn shop gig.
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Brehvolution on February 23, 2010, 08:29:05 PM: Weekly count of church folk at the porn shop is in order, T234.
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: whocares on February 23, 2010, 08:52:00 PM: Does Rebel work there too?
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 23, 2010, 10:17:08 PM: Quote from: whocares on February 23, 2010, 08:52:00 PM
Does Rebel work there too?

Rebel, work? I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed.
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: muckhole on February 23, 2010, 11:47:37 PM: Awesome T234. :rock

Will you have to test all the toys out to be better acquainted with the products you're selling? :-*
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Chinner on February 25, 2010, 06:18:04 PM: congrats on getting a job.
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 25, 2010, 10:04:50 PM: :rock rock on, t234 :rock

we DEMAND porn store stories and possibly a future borecast interview
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 25, 2010, 10:31:47 PM: yes, take notes
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Bebpo on February 25, 2010, 10:32:40 PM: Awesome. Porn is always fun!
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: lennedsay on February 26, 2010, 12:07:39 AM: Selling KY in KY. :pimp
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: T234 on February 26, 2010, 03:48:55 PM: Quote from: Boogie on February 23, 2010, 08:18:49 PM
Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 23, 2010, 05:58:32 PM
I think going to the army was a better idea.

.

The American economy must really be shit if he's this excited about a porn shop gig.

This is my dick all over your well groomed faces.

Quote from: Zero Hero on February 23, 2010, 08:29:05 PM
Weekly count of church folk at the porn shop is in order, T234.

No church folk thus far.

Quote from: Professor Prole on February 25, 2010, 10:04:50 PM
:rock rock on, t234 :rock

we DEMAND porn store stories and possibly a future borecast interview

Name the time and the place. If you need any convincing, four words: The cheeseburgers o' Kentucky.

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 25, 2010, 10:31:47 PM
yes, take notes

I will also have a Friday Night Third Shift In The Kentucky Porn Store TONIGHT.

Quote from: lennedsay on February 26, 2010, 12:07:39 AM
Selling KY in KY. :pimp

I don't think we carry KY simply because Ky is not as good for Homos as certain other lubes.

Quote from: Bebpo on February 25, 2010, 10:32:40 PM
Awesome. Porn is always fun!

Unless it's the 5-dollar Bin o' Terrible Sights! :lol :lol
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Bloodwake on February 27, 2010, 11:04:53 AM: HELL YEAH.

All that's left is to get jaybo a job selling vices.

Triumph, I can try to get you a job at the liquor store. It's not that great, but you get a full time job dealing with kentucky redneck drunkards and methheads!
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Bebpo on February 27, 2010, 11:44:34 AM: btw, I love this thread title because all you have to do is bump it everyday and then every day goes well for you :)
Title: Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 27, 2010, 12:27:40 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on February 27, 2010, 11:04:53 AM
HELL YEAH.

All that's left is to get jaybo a job selling vices.

Triumph, I can try to get you a job at the liquor store. It's not that great, but you get a full time job dealing with kentucky redneck drunkards and methheads!

Hell yeah, now I just need to find a place for me and my stanky basset hound to live out there.