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T234

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TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« on: February 23, 2010, 04:10:24 PM »
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GAINFULLY EMPLOYED AT THE PORN SHOP

FUCK YOU BUD WALTON

FUCK YOU ****** ****** FOR LYING TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE AND FUCKING ME OUT OF MY UNEMPLOYMENT

ALL SMILES TONIGHT IN MY CORNER OF KENTUCKY

 
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ManaByte

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2010, 04:10:58 PM »
You need to start posting Bjork-styled stories now.
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Ganhyun

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2010, 04:20:29 PM »
glad things are going well for you
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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2010, 04:25:23 PM »
Hey, KY bore should get me a job or something at the porn/liquor/whatever store.  I'll hang out and play cards with you maniacs.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2010, 04:32:25 PM »
Is interracial porn banned there?
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tehjaybo

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2010, 04:41:14 PM »
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on February 23, 2010, 04:25:23 PM
Hey, KY bore should get me a job or something at the porn/liquor/whatever store.  I'll hang out and play cards with you maniacs.

That could probably be arranged.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2010, 04:32:25 PM
Is interracial porn banned there?

Yes, as well as gay porn.  Think of how much we suffer.  :'(





:rock  T234  :rock
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Dickie Dee

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2010, 04:50:29 PM »
aren't porn dvd's like 50 bucks? How do porn stores exist in this day and age? Is your clientele just a bunch of luddite pervs? We demand daily updates
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Brehvolution

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2010, 04:51:07 PM »
I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU!
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T234

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2010, 05:13:23 PM »
Quote from: mojovonio on February 23, 2010, 04:23:25 PM
you're how old?

23.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2010, 04:32:25 PM
Is interracial porn banned there?

No.

Quote from: tehjaybo on February 23, 2010, 04:41:14 PM
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on February 23, 2010, 04:25:23 PM
Hey, KY bore should get me a job or something at the porn/liquor/whatever store.  I'll hang out and play cards with you maniacs.

That could probably be arranged.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2010, 04:32:25 PM
Is interracial porn banned there?

Yes, as well as gay porn.  Think of how much we suffer.  :'(





:rock  T234  :rock

My store has both, AND interracial gay porn for cheebs.
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Himu

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2010, 05:28:35 PM »
POST DAILY STORIES
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2010, 05:56:53 PM »
Congrats.

I agree that you need to post some stories.
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WrikaWrek

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2010, 05:58:32 PM »
I think going to the army was a better idea.
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T234

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2010, 06:45:34 PM »
Quote from: Kosma on February 23, 2010, 05:59:02 PM
Fuck stories post pictures.

Fucking nerds.

Won't be any pictures. The place is covered WALL-TO-WALL in security cameras.
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Powerslave

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2010, 07:24:38 PM »
Quote from: T EXP on February 23, 2010, 05:56:53 PM
Congrats.

I agree that you need to post some stories.

'I agree that you need to bleh bleh bleh  :yuck' 


stupid fucker  ::)
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Cormacaroni

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2010, 07:55:53 PM »
congrats T234. Pls confirm 'porn drift' ASAP.
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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2010, 08:18:49 PM »
Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 23, 2010, 05:58:32 PM
I think going to the army was a better idea.

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The American economy must really be shit if he's this excited about a porn shop gig.
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Brehvolution

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2010, 08:29:05 PM »
Weekly count of church folk at the porn shop is in order, T234.
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whocares

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2010, 08:52:00 PM »
Does Rebel work there too?
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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2010, 10:17:08 PM »
Quote from: whocares on February 23, 2010, 08:52:00 PM
Does Rebel work there too?

Rebel, work?  I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed.
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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2010, 11:47:37 PM »
Awesome T234. :rock

Will you have to test all the toys out to be better acquainted with the products you're selling? :-*
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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2010, 06:18:04 PM »
congrats on getting a job.


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Van Cruncheon

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2010, 10:04:50 PM »
:rock rock on, t234 :rock

we DEMAND porn store stories and possibly a future borecast interview
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2010, 10:31:47 PM »
yes, take notes
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Bebpo

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2010, 10:32:40 PM »
Awesome.  Porn is always fun!
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lennedsay

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2010, 12:07:39 AM »
Selling KY in KY. :pimp
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T234

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2010, 03:48:55 PM »
Quote from: Boogie on February 23, 2010, 08:18:49 PM
Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 23, 2010, 05:58:32 PM
I think going to the army was a better idea.

.


The American economy must really be shit if he's this excited about a porn shop gig.


This is my dick all over your well groomed faces.


Quote from: Zero Hero on February 23, 2010, 08:29:05 PM
Weekly count of church folk at the porn shop is in order, T234.


No church folk thus far.


Quote from: Professor Prole on February 25, 2010, 10:04:50 PM
:rock rock on, t234 :rock

we DEMAND porn store stories and possibly a future borecast interview


Name the time and the place. If you need any convincing, four words: The cheeseburgers o' Kentucky.


Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 25, 2010, 10:31:47 PM
yes, take notes

I will also have a Friday Night Third Shift In The Kentucky Porn Store TONIGHT.


Quote from: lennedsay on February 26, 2010, 12:07:39 AM
Selling KY in KY. :pimp


I don't think we carry KY simply because Ky is not as good for Homos as certain other lubes.


Quote from: Bebpo on February 25, 2010, 10:32:40 PM
Awesome.  Porn is always fun!


Unless it's the 5-dollar Bin o' Terrible Sights! :lol :lol
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Bloodwake

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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2010, 11:04:53 AM »
HELL YEAH.

All that's left is to get jaybo a job selling vices.

Triumph, I can try to get you a job at the liquor store. It's not that great, but you get a full time job dealing with kentucky redneck drunkards and methheads!
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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2010, 11:44:34 AM »
btw, I love this thread title because all you have to do is bump it everyday and then every day goes well for you :)
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Re: TODAY'S THE DAY THAT IT WENT WELL FOR ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2010, 12:27:40 PM »
Quote from: Bloodwake on February 27, 2010, 11:04:53 AM
HELL YEAH.

All that's left is to get jaybo a job selling vices.

Triumph, I can try to get you a job at the liquor store. It's not that great, but you get a full time job dealing with kentucky redneck drunkards and methheads!

Hell yeah, now I just need to find a place for me and my stanky basset hound to live out there.
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