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Title: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on February 28, 2010, 03:36:47 AM
Hey Evilbore. How you doin' tonight? Feeling goooood? I'm feeling pretty good.

Recently, as the combined product of being witness to the emotional woes of many EBers, and my own personal, less public, woes, I have been in a state of mental anguish. Emotional riptides, and another dramatic phrase. It's been pretty tough, but today I got all my shit figured out. Who knows if it was teenage angst, or whatever, but today went pretty well. Pulled a clean 180 from being depressed/confused, to being confident and renewed, and I felt like sharing.

So what's up EvilBore? You know, I have a question. Why do I feel like I never fit in here? I just wanna be friends, dawg. There are some posters who are pretty friendly, but the rest of ya'll either ignore me, or hate. Why you gotta hurt? Give peace a chance, my man. I'm just trying to find myself a home. My family doesn't really accept me ever since I lost my religion, they don't try to understand (lol Will Smith), so I gave up on that shit, and I'm just trying to find my niche in this world.

Anyways, I'm feeling pretty chill, and carefree, otherwise I wouldn't post this shit because LJ-esque threads aren't my bag, baby. Just chill with me, let's cool off, my brothers. Let this be a funky jacuzzi kinda thread where EVERYbody gets in. Mmm, yeah.

TL;DR I am really high
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Powerslave on February 28, 2010, 03:43:30 AM
You haven't figured anything out. Your brain is playing tricks on you and I'm going to have a blast when you make your post announcing your slip back in to depression in a short time. Also you'll never fit in on Evilbore cause there isn't enough room here for your fat ass.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Ichirou on February 28, 2010, 04:50:48 AM
Post some pics of your titties, bro. :)
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Diunx on February 28, 2010, 01:00:27 PM
Who are you?
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: demi on February 28, 2010, 01:01:05 PM
Post some pics of your titties, bro. :)

This isnt very nice.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: duckman2000 on February 28, 2010, 01:53:47 PM
Why do I feel like I never fit in here? I just wanna be friends, dawg.

Jinfash 0.5.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on February 28, 2010, 02:07:34 PM
You haven't figured anything out. Your brain is playing tricks on you and I'm going to have a blast when you make your post announcing your slip back in to depression in a short time. Also you'll never fit in on Evilbore cause there isn't enough room here for your fat ass.

Reading comprehension ftl, I didn't have a high epiphany. I figured it out before I got high, and got high in celebration of it. Nice try, motherfucker.

I like you Raban.

Thanks, man!

Why do I feel like I never fit in here? I just wanna be friends, dawg.

Jinfash 0.5.

I don't get it.

Who are you?

Who are you? Let's get to know each other :-*
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 28, 2010, 02:09:06 PM
Powerslave is just disgruntled all the time, don't mind him.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2010, 02:10:15 PM
 how much did you smoke?
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on February 28, 2010, 02:12:54 PM
Powerslave is just disgruntled all the time, don't mind him.

I would admire him if his trolls were even impressive or clever or anything. But they're just straight up stupid 90% of the time.

tbh, I love people who are assholes, but Powerslave like fails at it. Nobody here really takes his shit and I'm not sure he notices. It's kind of sad.

I don't really care, my days of being offended by anonymous internet folk are long gone, and Powerslave can't push my buttons worth a shit compared to demi back when I first started posting here.

how much did you smoke?

I split a party bowl with my friend. I'm a lightweight, so I got pretty smashed.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 28, 2010, 02:13:51 PM
congrats!

do a cool dance with us, bro

:usavich :usavich :usavich
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on February 28, 2010, 02:15:59 PM
congrats!

do a cool dance with us, bro

:usavich :usavich :usavich

(http://i46.tinypic.com/2di4rb4.gif)
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2010, 02:25:42 PM
How high did you get? Explain your experience in detail. I'd give anything to experience my first high again.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on February 28, 2010, 02:30:37 PM
How high did you get? Explain your experience in detail. I'd give anything to experience my first high again.

It wasn't my first high, lol. This thread is just the first (and probably only) high thread I will ever make. It's just something I've been meaning to do.

My highs are weird, man. My imagination goes wild and I start seeing shit, listening to music makes it feel like my head is hollowed out. I always have dreams about aliens (this time around though, I had a dream about flirting with a cute girl, and that was awesome, since I never have dreams that are ever rooted in reality, but that one was cool).

I dunno if you saw, but the other day when I got high I played Rez HD, I really recommend you do that the next time you blaze.

Also, the weed I smoked last night made me peak really, REALLY fast, and then it was over :(
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2010, 02:34:06 PM
When I get high (I'm talking REALLY high), all of my senses overload and I often feel like I'm in the center of universe. I feel like I can feel anything, hear anything, smell anything, see anything. If I feel something, I feel resonate within my body. If I turn my head sideways, I can feel my brain move inside my skull. And it ultimately turns me into jello. I never have visions, though.

And it really makes me productive.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on February 28, 2010, 02:39:00 PM
When I get high (I'm talking REALLY high), all of my senses overload and I often feel like I'm in the center of universe. I feel like I can feel anything, hear anything, smell anything, see anything. If I feel something, I feel resonate within my body. If I turn my head sideways, I can feel my brain move inside my skull. And it ultimately turns me into jello. I never have visions, though.

And it really makes me productive.

I can never taste anything while high. I just feel things in my mouth(:-[) when I eat, textures and that.

And if I get really stoned, I can't move without a serious sensory overload. I just have to lie down. And smoking cigarettes makes your high like THAT much better.

Why do I feel like I never fit in here? I just wanna be friends, dawg.

Jinfash 0.5.

I get it now. (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25842.0)
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2010, 02:41:36 PM
I'm not big into cigs. I hate the taste, I hate the smell, so I've never really dabbled with that. Cigars and hookah, however...
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: cool breeze on February 28, 2010, 02:43:26 PM
So, is Raban gay or just a huge tease?
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on February 28, 2010, 02:45:00 PM
So, is Raban gay or just a huge tease?

Would you like to know?
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:-*
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;)
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:tauntaun
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Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Mandark on February 28, 2010, 02:55:56 PM
congrats!

do a cool dance with us, bro

:usavich :usavich :usavich

(http://static.slide.com/version/20080618181454/images/superpoke/items/ms_animated_gifs/dancing_sheep.gif) (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=27647.msg741680)
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: duckman2000 on February 28, 2010, 02:57:53 PM
Why do I feel like I never fit in here? I just wanna be friends, dawg.

Jinfash 0.5.

I get it now. (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25842.0)


Nah, that's not it. Jinfash knows, though.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on February 28, 2010, 03:06:21 PM
Why do I feel like I never fit in here? I just wanna be friends, dawg.

Jinfash 0.5.

I get it now. (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25842.0)


Nah, that's not it. Jinfash knows, though.

Oh.

Anyways, I'm off to work, when I come back I expect at least one Powerslave post where he tries to flame me YET AGAIN, or maybe one of the odd Himu-esque ones where he changes the topic when he finds himself backed in corner. Something like "I like you :-[". And of course, plenty homoerotic posts before and following.

And I meant it when I said let's make this a jacuzzi thread! And that sentence rhymed so you KNOW it's true!
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Barry Egan on February 28, 2010, 03:11:38 PM
have some compassion for Powerslave, he is probably more depressed than you will ever be. 
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Ichirou on February 28, 2010, 06:26:07 PM
have some compassion for Powerslave, he is probably more depressed than you will ever be. 

I still remember when Powerslave used to be a normal poster.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: T234 on February 28, 2010, 06:34:52 PM
I got some grass right now that looks quite a bit like total shwag but like It Will Put You Out.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Bildi on February 28, 2010, 07:15:45 PM
I like Powerslave AND Raban.  Looks like I'm a winner.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Ichirou on February 28, 2010, 07:32:32 PM
I like Powerslave AND Raban.  Looks like I'm a winner.

Powerslave and Raban, together, oiled up, and laying seductively atop a rubber mattress.  What more could a man ask for?
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: drew on February 28, 2010, 08:00:49 PM
I get it now. (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25842.0)

reading a lot of my old posts is painful

i remember that time too, i was in the middle of a week long adderall bing
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Bildi on February 28, 2010, 08:17:21 PM
Powerslave and Raban, together, oiled up, and laying seductively atop a rubber mattress.  What more could a man ask for?

DAMN.

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DAMN.
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Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on February 28, 2010, 08:21:04 PM
I would totally sex Powerslave up in oil on a rubber matress. That's at least two fantasies in one, enough to cancel out the gayness.

I don't want to fight with Powerslave or get into a flame war or something, I just don't understand people who are so disgruntled. I try, but I don't get very far.

And if he's depressed, why? Hey Powerslave, if you wanna talk about it through PMs, I won't mind!

I just think it's bullshit to go on the internet and treat people like shit just because you have anonymity. I was once a member of that tribe, and it's stupid.

I don't take any of this seriously, but the internet isn't your personal 'anger pillow'. If you want to vent, go see a shrink, don't sling mud at hapless people over the internet like some fucking coward.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: demi on February 28, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Raban just wants to kick it with a dude.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2010, 08:48:01 PM
I'm not sure if Powerslave's depression is mockery or real or not or wat
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: OptimoPeach on February 28, 2010, 09:10:01 PM
@OP: You kinda seem like you're lonely and have few IRL friends, and you compensate by trying really really hard to force yourself into the circlejerk.

I just think it's bullshit to go on the internet and treat people like shit just because you have anonymity. I was once a member of that tribe, and it's stupid.

I don't take any of this seriously, but the internet isn't your personal 'anger pillow'. If you want to vent, go see a shrink, don't sling mud at hapless people over the internet like some fucking coward.
Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2010, 09:11:43 PM
Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow

Mario 64 sucks.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Bildi on February 28, 2010, 09:16:31 PM
@OP: You kinda seem like you're lonely and have few IRL friends, and you compensate by trying really really hard to force yourself into the circlejerk.

Yeah, no need to force your way in here.  There's always a spare spot and a friendly hand.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: OptimoPeach on February 28, 2010, 09:17:07 PM
Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow

Mario 64 sucks.
FF6>FF8
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: OptimoPeach on February 28, 2010, 09:18:09 PM
And just to clarify, I think you're pretty cool Raban -- just think you try too hard sometimes. Jinfash used to be the same way lol
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on February 28, 2010, 09:26:22 PM
I actually have quite a few good irl friends. Who do you think I blaze with, myself?

I'm not trying to force my way into a circlejerk, I just want to be friends with people. Sure part of the OP sounded pretty whiny, but that isn't at all what I'm getting at.

I don't want anything from anybody here, I just want to have a good time. I have left and returned to this forum many times and I always learn something new depending on the place I am in my life. Because unlike any other message board I frequented as a socially distinguished mentally-challenged adolescent, this is a very intimate one, and nobody here just talks about one thing. A thread about a movie could spin out into something personal and wonderful, and I love that.

There are many things I have yet to learn, being just a teenager, but EB has played the role that none of my easy-going, pot-smoking friends in real ife could ever hope to fulfill.

In my social life outside the internet, I have always been the center of attention or the go-to guy, but here I'm relegated to the background and am allowed to witness a show with *real* stars in the lead, and I love every second of it.

I don't doubt that EB is many things to many people, and it's also doubtless that nobody here will see me eye to eye on what I just said, but I'm not going to stress about that, I just want everyone to know where I'm at, because as an internet persona I'm kind of all over the place.

Additionally, I don't mind having my buttons pushed, or pushing buttons myself, although my taste for bitter tears has waned since I got outside and made some real friends.

But Powerslave is unrelenting in his conquest to either piss people off or cry for attention, and that is petty and sad, respectively.

I don't want to turn this thread into some two-bit melodrama, so I'll just shut up now.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: T234 on February 28, 2010, 09:28:22 PM
OptimoPeach, the cigars you are named after fucking suck.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: demi on February 28, 2010, 09:32:15 PM
Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow

Mario 64 sucks.
FF6>FF8

> implying either are good
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: demi on February 28, 2010, 09:33:13 PM
Also just ignore Powerslave, click the red X.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: OptimoPeach on February 28, 2010, 09:33:19 PM
OptimoPeach, the cigars you are named after fucking suck.
:piss Swishers :piss2
:piss Dutch Master (too expensive) :piss2
:piss Phillies :piss2
:bow Optimo Peach :bow2

Although I hear the honey Optimos are pretty tasty. But I like the peach ones cuz they make the smoke from roaches taste delicious

Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow

Mario 64 sucks.
FF6>FF8

> implying either are good
FF6 > TLR

OH SHIT WHAT NOW
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: T234 on February 28, 2010, 09:36:14 PM
Just buy regular fucking blunt wraps.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on February 28, 2010, 09:42:52 PM
lmfao

I had Powerslave on ignore for a while but it's kind of a useless feature since most people quote his posts anyway.

I don't hate Powerslave, I just don't get why he is who he i.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Bildi on February 28, 2010, 09:49:29 PM
Hey, we all take our pants off one leg at a time.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Ichirou on February 28, 2010, 10:00:28 PM
lmfao

I had Powerslave on ignore for a while but it's kind of a useless feature since most people quote his posts anyway.

I don't hate Powerslave, I just don't get why he is who he i.

Most people quote his posts because they are JUST THAT AWESOME.

Powerslave is a fucking LEGEND.

BOW BEFORE THE P-SLAVE

BOW

:bow Why did he have to be a powerslave? :bow2

:bow He's a god, why can't he live on? :bow2
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on February 28, 2010, 11:56:48 PM
Hey, we all take our pants off one leg at a time.

I just unbutton them and let them drop.

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Or rip them right off :-*
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Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: cool breeze on March 01, 2010, 12:24:21 AM
Hey, we all take our pants off one leg at a time.

We should steal Kevin Smith's pants and all stand in the left leg--together
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2010, 12:36:12 AM
Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow

Mario 64 sucks.
FF6>FF8

i can agree with that i guess.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2010, 12:37:08 AM
OptimoPeach, the cigars you are named after fucking suck.
:piss Swishers :piss2
:piss Dutch Master (too expensive) :piss2
:piss Phillies :piss2
:bow Optimo Peach :bow2

Although I hear the honey Optimos are pretty tasty. But I like the peach ones cuz they make the smoke from roaches taste delicious

Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow

Mario 64 sucks.
FF6>FF8

> implying either are good
FF6 > TLR

OH SHIT WHAT NOW

FF6 > Starcraft 2
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Green Shinobi on March 01, 2010, 12:39:03 AM
FF6>FF8

Is there anyone who seriously disagrees with this?
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Powerslave on March 01, 2010, 03:22:03 AM

I get it now. (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25842.0)


lol at this thread :lol


.. and look at this:

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25842.msg673860#msg673860


lmao I think it's pretty funny to see how T EXP slowly made a full 180 since he started posting here more frequently.

And this thread turned out pretty well  8)
Pondering from which angle I should approach it when I come back  :dur
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: GilloD on March 01, 2010, 09:33:11 AM
I like Raban. I could do without Powerslave. He doesn't seem like a bad dude, but his whole "lol im the guy no one likes" schtick is fucking ancient and weird and el horrible.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Reb on March 01, 2010, 09:41:25 AM
I think Raban's username is too similar to mine.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on March 01, 2010, 12:27:18 PM
I think Raban's username is too similar to mine.

I PM'd demi about changing it and he never got back to me.

I like Raban. I could do without Powerslave. He doesn't seem like a bad dude, but his whole "lol im the guy no one likes" schtick is fucking ancient and weird and el horrible.

Eh, I don't think everyone doesn't like me, I just feel kind of awkward sometimes.

This might be the worst thread I've ever read on The Bore and I'm including recursive's threads.

I have a feeling if I ever get Powerslave to stop busting my balls, you're going to jump at the chance to take his place. Like I said in the other thread, I fucking give up now. I suppose I'll just have to deal with the fact that some people on The Bore are just fucking sad and petty, and can't socialize without hunting down people they think are 'easy targets' and trying to make them feel like shit. Rock and roll, my man.

And this thread turned out pretty well  8)

I think so 8)



Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: demi on March 01, 2010, 12:30:14 PM
Maybe I like it as Raban. Fuck "Rebiak"
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: duckman2000 on March 01, 2010, 12:33:57 PM
I just feel kind of awkward sometimes.

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/altogetherandrews/_emo.jpg)
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on March 01, 2010, 12:44:03 PM
I just feel kind of awkward sometimes.

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/altogetherandrews/_emo.jpg)

Yeah I'm so emo.

You know, I don't even mind being constantly made fun of, I actually enjoy it. If it stings badly enough, it'll make me think a lot about myself, and questioning myself usually leads to some kind of maturation.

However, what's annoying is the fact that everyone that trolls me has no idea what the fuck they are talking about. You're trying to make fun of me being fat? You think I have no friends? It's like trying to insult a bleeding heart liberal for being a racist. You're completely missing the point.

Why don't you try making fun of my hairy back? How about all my sour, forced jokes? If you want to make fun of me, don't half-ass it for fuck's sake.

The worst part is that all you stupid fucks get away with it because nobody wants to bother themselves to say anything since it's going to make them sound short-tempered and uptight, like what I'm doing right now.

But I WILL NOT fucking give up. Fuck the haters.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: duckman2000 on March 01, 2010, 12:53:18 PM
I just feel kind of awkward sometimes.

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/altogetherandrews/_emo.jpg)

Yeah I'm so emo.

You know, I don't even mind being constantly made fun of, I actually enjoy it. If it stings badly enough, it'll make me think a lot about myself, and questioning myself usually leads to some kind of maturation.

However, what's annoying is the fact that everyone that trolls me has no idea what the fuck they are talking about. You're trying to make fun of me being fat? You think I have no friends? It's like trying to insult a bleeding heart liberal for being a racist. You're completely missing the point.

Why don't you try making fun of my hairy back? How about all my sour, forced jokes? If you want to make fun of me, don't half-ass it for fuck's sake.

The worst part is that all you stupid fucks get away with it because nobody wants to bother themselves to say anything since it's going to make them sound short-tempered and uptight, like what I'm doing right now.

But I WILL NOT fucking give up. Fuck the haters.

If half-assing it is at least as effective as putting some effort into it, then why bother? Besides, I think you missed the point. You're part unicorns and rainbows, part tween rage about not being accepted. "Awkward" indeed. Reminds me of that dude who demanded to find a girl who would love him, because he was so FUCKING serious.

Chin up though, soon enough you'll be a permanent sourcunt like the rest of us.

Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Mupepe on March 01, 2010, 12:55:15 PM
:( Raban

Most of the people in this thread are just joking, buddy.  Powerslave included.  I don't think I've ever really seen him be serious.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2010, 12:56:35 PM
powerslave, how big is your cock
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 01, 2010, 12:58:10 PM
rule #1 of the internet: there's no crying on the internet.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on March 01, 2010, 12:59:33 PM
:( Raban

Most of the people in this thread are just joking, buddy.  Powerslave included.  I don't think I've ever really seen him be serious.

Oh I know, I'm just having my fun too.

If half-assing it is at least as effective as putting some effort into it, then why bother? Besides, I think you missed the point. You're part unicorns and rainbows, part tween rage about not being accepted. "Awkward" indeed. Reminds me of that dude who demanded to find a girl who would love him, because he was so FUCKING serious.

Chin up though, soon enough you'll be a permanent sourcunt like the rest of us.

Not raging, but OK. The unicorns and rainbows part is definitely true.

At the end of the day, I don't lose sleep because I don't feel accepted at EB. There are many people here who are totally fucking cool, and they more than make up for the handful of posters that either give everyone shit or go out of their way to bust MY balls. And I wasn't going to say a peep about Powerslave until he posted in this thread. His shenanigans aren't THAT bothersome, but I just wanted this thread to be relaxed, and here we are.

And yeah, I don't doubt if I stay here long enough I'll learn to hate everything in life like a real man.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Tauntaun on March 01, 2010, 01:01:33 PM
powerslave, how big is your cock

It's got dat FIYAH!  :hump
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Powerslave on March 01, 2010, 01:24:07 PM
You haven't figured anything out. Your brain is playing tricks on you and I'm going to have a blast when you make your post announcing your slip back in to depression in a short time. Also you'll never fit in on Evilbore cause there isn't enough room here for your fat ass.

Reading comprehension ftl, I didn't have a high epiphany. I figured it out before I got high, and got high in celebration of it. Nice try, motherfucker.

where did I say you had a high epiphany? Did you just mentally merge Kosma's post into mine and assume he and I meant the same thing? READING COMPREHENSION FOR THE LOSE RABAN. READING COMPREHENSION FOR THE LOSE



I would admire him if his trolls were even impressive or clever or anything. But they're just straight up stupid 90% of the time.

you'dun know, but my trolls, they straight up clever.
I'm the best mayng


tbh, I love people who are assholes, but Powerslave like fails at it. Nobody here really takes his shit and I'm not sure he notices. It's kind of sad.

I don't really care, my days of being offended by anonymous internet folk are long gone, and Powerslave can't push my buttons worth a shit compared to demi back when I first started posting here.

:lol


Oh.

Anyways, I'm off to work, when I come back I expect at least one Powerslave post where he tries to flame me YET AGAIN, or maybe one of the odd Himu-esque ones where he changes the topic when he finds himself backed in corner. Something like "I like you :-[". And of course, plenty homoerotic posts before and following.

:rofl

not only is this highly incorrect, but also highly hypocrite. And the best part is... he projects it in this very topic! :

I would totally sex Powerslave up in oil on a rubber matress. That's at least two fantasies in one, enough to cancel out the gayness.


lol ok. So first I'm an annoying sad failed asshole and next you make homoerotic jokes where I play a role in. Ok way to say "I like you :-[" after all that rage.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Powerslave on March 01, 2010, 01:26:11 PM
I'm not sure if Powerslave's depression is mockery or real or not or wat

I'm not sure either..


spoiler (click to show/hide)
but I like you  :-[
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@OP: You kinda seem like you're lonely and have few IRL friends, and you compensate by trying really really hard to force yourself into the circlejerk.

I just think it's bullshit to go on the internet and treat people like shit just because you have anonymity. I was once a member of that tribe, and it's stupid.

I don't take any of this seriously, but the internet isn't your personal 'anger pillow'. If you want to vent, go see a shrink, don't sling mud at hapless people over the internet like some fucking coward.
Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow

:bow OptimoPeach



I don't want anything from anybody here

No, you don't want anything, you only want to fit in, be friends with us dawg, not be ignored, hated or hurt and also find a home because your family doesn't accept you. But no you don't want anything from us, dawg.


In my social life outside the internet, I have always been the center of attention or the go-to guy, but here I'm relegated to the background and am allowed to witness a show with *real* stars in the lead, and I love every second of it.

you were initially crying about not being the center of attention on this forum by saying you feel like you don't fit in and that you're ignored and hated against.. then proceeding to claim you love every second of it? :rofl

Nice try dawg.


I just want everyone to know where I'm at, because as an internet persona I'm kind of all over the place.

yeah man you're awesome :smug

all over da place yo, dawg.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on March 01, 2010, 01:27:20 PM
:rofl

EDIT: So I see the angle you approached this thread from is trying to make everything I say sound stupider than it already is. If this is the best you've got, man, you're a lightweight.

Powerslave, can't we just learn to live with each other? I don't want to fight with you! I don't like conversation-competitions. I'm not trying to win or anything.

Let's not forget, btw, YOU DREW FIRST BLOOD.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on March 01, 2010, 02:12:46 PM
I'm waiting 8)
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on March 01, 2010, 02:28:14 PM
Hey mayne is this thread for serious or what?

Actually the whole "I don't feel accepted" wasn't the point of this thread. It was kind of a non-sequitur that I threw in the OP because it was something that I was wondering about.

The point of this thread was my joy that I had gotten over some pretty random depression and I was happy about it. Powerslave switched those gears from the get-go, though, and then it became a shitfest.

I don't really care anymore :smug sorry for wasting everyone's time.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Powerslave on March 01, 2010, 02:30:59 PM
EDIT: So I see the angle you approached this thread from is trying to make everything I say sound stupider than it already is. If this is the best you've got, man, you're a lightweight.

no not really. And if ^this is the best you got, then you aren't even allowed to step in the fucking ring.
Nice try trying to laugh it all off btw, however it doesn't work on me.


I smell an annihilation coming.  8)

we've waaay passed that point already



Like I said in the other thread, I fucking give up now.


But I WILL NOT fucking give up. Fuck the haters.

can't make up your mind huh?
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Raban on March 01, 2010, 02:49:27 PM
EDIT: So I see the angle you approached this thread from is trying to make everything I say sound stupider than it already is. If this is the best you've got, man, you're a lightweight.

no not really. And if ^this is the best you got, then you aren't even allowed to step in the fucking ring.
Nice try trying to laugh it all off btw, however it doesn't work on me.


I smell an annihilation coming.  8)

we've waaay passed that point already



Like I said in the other thread, I fucking give up now.


But I WILL NOT fucking give up. Fuck the haters.

can't make up your mind huh?

Alright dude, you win. I quit EvilBore. Bye.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Powerslave on March 01, 2010, 03:02:54 PM
Annihilated :smug
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 01, 2010, 03:07:40 PM
Demi, are you simply going to allow powerslave to chase away a bear?
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Bildi on March 01, 2010, 07:18:32 PM
lol ok. So first I'm an annoying sad failed asshole and next you make homoerotic jokes where I play a role in. Ok way to say "I like you :-[" after all that rage.

Without the rage how can you have the hot making up afterwards? :hump

By the way you're a fucking asshole. :-*
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Powerslave on March 01, 2010, 07:30:26 PM
you're embarrassing me dude  :-[
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Bildi on March 01, 2010, 07:54:44 PM
:heart
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 01, 2010, 09:46:11 PM
So I guess Raban's gone.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: Bildi on March 01, 2010, 09:48:33 PM
I think he's just building suspense.
Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 01, 2010, 10:00:32 PM
I basically scrolled straight through this thread and now I'm confused.

Raban never annoyed me at all, Powerslave sucks.


spoiler (click to show/hide)
but it seems he did own Raban :shh
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Title: Re: Woo that was a close one!
Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 01, 2010, 10:07:06 PM
I re-read the page and I think Powerslave is Raban's alt account.