Woo that was a close one!

[Raban]

Hey Evilbore. How you doin' tonight? Feeling goooood? I'm feeling pretty good.

Recently, as the combined product of being witness to the emotional woes of many EBers, and my own personal, less public, woes, I have been in a state of mental anguish. Emotional riptides, and another dramatic phrase. It's been pretty tough, but today I got all my shit figured out. Who knows if it was teenage angst, or whatever, but today went pretty well. Pulled a clean 180 from being depressed/confused, to being confident and renewed, and I felt like sharing.

So what's up EvilBore? You know, I have a question. Why do I feel like I never fit in here? I just wanna be friends, dawg. There are some posters who are pretty friendly, but the rest of ya'll either ignore me, or hate. Why you gotta hurt? Give peace a chance, my man. I'm just trying to find myself a home. My family doesn't really accept me ever since I lost my religion, they don't try to understand (lol Will Smith), so I gave up on that shit, and I'm just trying to find my niche in this world.

Anyways, I'm feeling pretty chill, and carefree, otherwise I wouldn't post this shit because LJ-esque threads aren't my bag, baby. Just chill with me, let's cool off, my brothers. Let this be a funky jacuzzi kinda thread where EVERYbody gets in. Mmm, yeah.

TL;DR I am really high

[Powerslave]

You haven't figured anything out. Your brain is playing tricks on you and I'm going to have a blast when you make your post announcing your slip back in to depression in a short time. Also you'll never fit in on Evilbore cause there isn't enough room here for your fat ass.

[Ichirou]

Post some pics of your titties, bro.

[Diunx]

Who are you?

[demi]

Post some pics of your titties, bro.

This isnt very nice.

[duckman2000]

Why do I feel like I never fit in here? I just wanna be friends, dawg.

Jinfash 0.5.

[Raban]

You haven't figured anything out. Your brain is playing tricks on you and I'm going to have a blast when you make your post announcing your slip back in to depression in a short time. Also you'll never fit in on Evilbore cause there isn't enough room here for your fat ass.

Reading comprehension ftl, I didn't have a high epiphany. I figured it out before I got high, and got high in celebration of it. Nice try, motherfucker.

I like you Raban.

Thanks, man!

Why do I feel like I never fit in here? I just wanna be friends, dawg.

Jinfash 0.5.

I don't get it.

Who are you?

Who are you? Let's get to know each other

[The Fake Shemp]

Powerslave is just disgruntled all the time, don't mind him.

[Himu]

 how much did you smoke?

[Raban]

Powerslave is just disgruntled all the time, don't mind him.

I would admire him if his trolls were even impressive or clever or anything. But they're just straight up stupid 90% of the time.

tbh, I love people who are assholes, but Powerslave like fails at it. Nobody here really takes his shit and I'm not sure he notices. It's kind of sad.

I don't really care, my days of being offended by anonymous internet folk are long gone, and Powerslave can't push my buttons worth a shit compared to demi back when I first started posting here.

how much did you smoke?

I split a party bowl with my friend. I'm a lightweight, so I got pretty smashed.

[Van Cruncheon]

congrats!

do a cool dance with us, bro

:usavich :usavich :usavich

[Raban]

congrats!

do a cool dance with us, bro

:usavich :usavich :usavich

[Himu]

How high did you get? Explain your experience in detail. I'd give anything to experience my first high again.

[Raban]

How high did you get? Explain your experience in detail. I'd give anything to experience my first high again.

It wasn't my first high, lol. This thread is just the first (and probably only) high thread I will ever make. It's just something I've been meaning to do.

My highs are weird, man. My imagination goes wild and I start seeing shit, listening to music makes it feel like my head is hollowed out. I always have dreams about aliens (this time around though, I had a dream about flirting with a cute girl, and that was awesome, since I never have dreams that are ever rooted in reality, but that one was cool).

I dunno if you saw, but the other day when I got high I played Rez HD, I really recommend you do that the next time you blaze.

Also, the weed I smoked last night made me peak really, REALLY fast, and then it was over

[Himu]

When I get high (I'm talking REALLY high), all of my senses overload and I often feel like I'm in the center of universe. I feel like I can feel anything, hear anything, smell anything, see anything. If I feel something, I feel resonate within my body. If I turn my head sideways, I can feel my brain move inside my skull. And it ultimately turns me into jello. I never have visions, though.

And it really makes me productive.

[Raban]

When I get high (I'm talking REALLY high), all of my senses overload and I often feel like I'm in the center of universe. I feel like I can feel anything, hear anything, smell anything, see anything. If I feel something, I feel resonate within my body. If I turn my head sideways, I can feel my brain move inside my skull. And it ultimately turns me into jello. I never have visions, though.

And it really makes me productive.

I can never taste anything while high. I just feel things in my mouth() when I eat, textures and that.

And if I get really stoned, I can't move without a serious sensory overload. I just have to lie down. And smoking cigarettes makes your high like THAT much better.

Why do I feel like I never fit in here? I just wanna be friends, dawg.

Jinfash 0.5.

I get it now.

[Himu]

I'm not big into cigs. I hate the taste, I hate the smell, so I've never really dabbled with that. Cigars and hookah, however...

[cool breeze]

So, is Raban gay or just a huge tease?

[Raban]

So, is Raban gay or just a huge tease?

Would you like to know?

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[Mandark]

congrats!

do a cool dance with us, bro

:usavich :usavich :usavich

[duckman2000]

Why do I feel like I never fit in here? I just wanna be friends, dawg.

Jinfash 0.5.

I get it now.

Nah, that's not it. Jinfash knows, though.

[Raban]

Why do I feel like I never fit in here? I just wanna be friends, dawg.

Jinfash 0.5.

I get it now.

Nah, that's not it. Jinfash knows, though.

Oh.

Anyways, I'm off to work, when I come back I expect at least one Powerslave post where he tries to flame me YET AGAIN, or maybe one of the odd Himu-esque ones where he changes the topic when he finds himself backed in corner. Something like "I like you ". And of course, plenty homoerotic posts before and following.

And I meant it when I said let's make this a jacuzzi thread! And that sentence rhymed so you KNOW it's true!

[Barry Egan]

have some compassion for Powerslave, he is probably more depressed than you will ever be. 

[Ichirou]

have some compassion for Powerslave, he is probably more depressed than you will ever be. 

I still remember when Powerslave used to be a normal poster.

[T234]

I got some grass right now that looks quite a bit like total shwag but like It Will Put You Out.

[Bildi]

I like Powerslave AND Raban.  Looks like I'm a winner.

[Ichirou]

I like Powerslave AND Raban.  Looks like I'm a winner.

Powerslave and Raban, together, oiled up, and laying seductively atop a rubber mattress.  What more could a man ask for?

[drew]

I get it now.

reading a lot of my old posts is painful

i remember that time too, i was in the middle of a week long adderall bing

[Bildi]

Powerslave and Raban, together, oiled up, and laying seductively atop a rubber mattress.  What more could a man ask for?

DAMN.

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DAMN.

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[Raban]

I would totally sex Powerslave up in oil on a rubber matress. That's at least two fantasies in one, enough to cancel out the gayness.

I don't want to fight with Powerslave or get into a flame war or something, I just don't understand people who are so disgruntled. I try, but I don't get very far.

And if he's depressed, why? Hey Powerslave, if you wanna talk about it through PMs, I won't mind!

I just think it's bullshit to go on the internet and treat people like shit just because you have anonymity. I was once a member of that tribe, and it's stupid.

I don't take any of this seriously, but the internet isn't your personal 'anger pillow'. If you want to vent, go see a shrink, don't sling mud at hapless people over the internet like some fucking coward.

[demi]

Raban just wants to kick it with a dude.

[Himu]

I'm not sure if Powerslave's depression is mockery or real or not or wat

[OptimoPeach]

@OP: You kinda seem like you're lonely and have few IRL friends, and you compensate by trying really really hard to force yourself into the circlejerk.

I just think it's bullshit to go on the internet and treat people like shit just because you have anonymity. I was once a member of that tribe, and it's stupid.

I don't take any of this seriously, but the internet isn't your personal 'anger pillow'. If you want to vent, go see a shrink, don't sling mud at hapless people over the internet like some fucking coward.

Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow

[Himu]

Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow

Mario 64 sucks.

[Bildi]

@OP: You kinda seem like you're lonely and have few IRL friends, and you compensate by trying really really hard to force yourself into the circlejerk.

Yeah, no need to force your way in here.  There's always a spare spot and a friendly hand.

[OptimoPeach]

Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow

Mario 64 sucks.

FF6>FF8

[OptimoPeach]

And just to clarify, I think you're pretty cool Raban -- just think you try too hard sometimes. Jinfash used to be the same way lol

[Raban]

I actually have quite a few good irl friends. Who do you think I blaze with, myself?

I'm not trying to force my way into a circlejerk, I just want to be friends with people. Sure part of the OP sounded pretty whiny, but that isn't at all what I'm getting at.

I don't want anything from anybody here, I just want to have a good time. I have left and returned to this forum many times and I always learn something new depending on the place I am in my life. Because unlike any other message board I frequented as a socially distinguished mentally-challenged adolescent, this is a very intimate one, and nobody here just talks about one thing. A thread about a movie could spin out into something personal and wonderful, and I love that.

There are many things I have yet to learn, being just a teenager, but EB has played the role that none of my easy-going, pot-smoking friends in real ife could ever hope to fulfill.

In my social life outside the internet, I have always been the center of attention or the go-to guy, but here I'm relegated to the background and am allowed to witness a show with *real* stars in the lead, and I love every second of it.

I don't doubt that EB is many things to many people, and it's also doubtless that nobody here will see me eye to eye on what I just said, but I'm not going to stress about that, I just want everyone to know where I'm at, because as an internet persona I'm kind of all over the place.

Additionally, I don't mind having my buttons pushed, or pushing buttons myself, although my taste for bitter tears has waned since I got outside and made some real friends.

But Powerslave is unrelenting in his conquest to either piss people off or cry for attention, and that is petty and sad, respectively.

I don't want to turn this thread into some two-bit melodrama, so I'll just shut up now.

[T234]

OptimoPeach, the cigars you are named after fucking suck.

[demi]

Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow

Mario 64 sucks.

FF6>FF8

> implying either are good

[demi]

Also just ignore Powerslave, click the red X.

[OptimoPeach]

OptimoPeach, the cigars you are named after fucking suck.

Swishers
Dutch Master (too expensive)
Phillies
Optimo Peach

Although I hear the honey Optimos are pretty tasty. But I like the peach ones cuz they make the smoke from roaches taste delicious

Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow

Mario 64 sucks.

FF6>FF8

> implying either are good

FF6 > TLR

OH SHIT WHAT NOW

[T234]

Just buy regular fucking blunt wraps.

[Raban]

lmfao

I had Powerslave on ignore for a while but it's kind of a useless feature since most people quote his posts anyway.

I don't hate Powerslave, I just don't get why he is who he i.

[Bildi]

Hey, we all take our pants off one leg at a time.

[Ichirou]

lmfao

I had Powerslave on ignore for a while but it's kind of a useless feature since most people quote his posts anyway.

I don't hate Powerslave, I just don't get why he is who he i.

Most people quote his posts because they are JUST THAT AWESOME.

Powerslave is a fucking LEGEND.

BOW BEFORE THE P-SLAVE

BOW

Why did he have to be a powerslave?

He's a god, why can't he live on?

[Raban]

Hey, we all take our pants off one leg at a time.

I just unbutton them and let them drop.

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Or rip them right off

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[cool breeze]

Hey, we all take our pants off one leg at a time.

We should steal Kevin Smith's pants and all stand in the left leg--together

[Himu]

Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow

Mario 64 sucks.

FF6>FF8

i can agree with that i guess.

[Himu]

OptimoPeach, the cigars you are named after fucking suck.

Swishers
Dutch Master (too expensive)
Phillies
Optimo Peach

Although I hear the honey Optimos are pretty tasty. But I like the peach ones cuz they make the smoke from roaches taste delicious

Or a lot of the people here are thin-skinned and thus easy targets to get riled up over a few mildly seditious comments that are really just made in jest. Sometimes it's fun to push buttons and watch the tears flow

Mario 64 sucks.

FF6>FF8

> implying either are good

FF6 > TLR

OH SHIT WHAT NOW

FF6 > Starcraft 2

[Green Shinobi]

FF6>FF8

Is there anyone who seriously disagrees with this?

[Powerslave]

I get it now.

lol at this thread


.. and look at this:

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25842.msg673860#msg673860


lmao I think it's pretty funny to see how T EXP slowly made a full 180 since he started posting here more frequently.

And this thread turned out pretty well 
Pondering from which angle I should approach it when I come back 

[GilloD]

I like Raban. I could do without Powerslave. He doesn't seem like a bad dude, but his whole "lol im the guy no one likes" schtick is fucking ancient and weird and el horrible.

[Reb]

I think Raban's username is too similar to mine.

[Raban]

I think Raban's username is too similar to mine.

I PM'd demi about changing it and he never got back to me.

I like Raban. I could do without Powerslave. He doesn't seem like a bad dude, but his whole "lol im the guy no one likes" schtick is fucking ancient and weird and el horrible.

Eh, I don't think everyone doesn't like me, I just feel kind of awkward sometimes.

This might be the worst thread I've ever read on The Bore and I'm including recursive's threads.

I have a feeling if I ever get Powerslave to stop busting my balls, you're going to jump at the chance to take his place. Like I said in the other thread, I fucking give up now. I suppose I'll just have to deal with the fact that some people on The Bore are just fucking sad and petty, and can't socialize without hunting down people they think are 'easy targets' and trying to make them feel like shit. Rock and roll, my man.

And this thread turned out pretty well 

I think so

[demi]

Maybe I like it as Raban. Fuck "Rebiak"

[duckman2000]

I just feel kind of awkward sometimes.

[Raban]

I just feel kind of awkward sometimes.

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Yeah I'm so emo.

You know, I don't even mind being constantly made fun of, I actually enjoy it. If it stings badly enough, it'll make me think a lot about myself, and questioning myself usually leads to some kind of maturation.

However, what's annoying is the fact that everyone that trolls me has no idea what the fuck they are talking about. You're trying to make fun of me being fat? You think I have no friends? It's like trying to insult a bleeding heart liberal for being a racist. You're completely missing the point.

Why don't you try making fun of my hairy back? How about all my sour, forced jokes? If you want to make fun of me, don't half-ass it for fuck's sake.

The worst part is that all you stupid fucks get away with it because nobody wants to bother themselves to say anything since it's going to make them sound short-tempered and uptight, like what I'm doing right now.

But I WILL NOT fucking give up. Fuck the haters.

[duckman2000]

I just feel kind of awkward sometimes.

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Yeah I'm so emo.

You know, I don't even mind being constantly made fun of, I actually enjoy it. If it stings badly enough, it'll make me think a lot about myself, and questioning myself usually leads to some kind of maturation.

However, what's annoying is the fact that everyone that trolls me has no idea what the fuck they are talking about. You're trying to make fun of me being fat? You think I have no friends? It's like trying to insult a bleeding heart liberal for being a racist. You're completely missing the point.

Why don't you try making fun of my hairy back? How about all my sour, forced jokes? If you want to make fun of me, don't half-ass it for fuck's sake.

The worst part is that all you stupid fucks get away with it because nobody wants to bother themselves to say anything since it's going to make them sound short-tempered and uptight, like what I'm doing right now.

But I WILL NOT fucking give up. Fuck the haters.

If half-assing it is at least as effective as putting some effort into it, then why bother? Besides, I think you missed the point. You're part unicorns and rainbows, part tween rage about not being accepted. "Awkward" indeed. Reminds me of that dude who demanded to find a girl who would love him, because he was so FUCKING serious.

Chin up though, soon enough you'll be a permanent sourcunt like the rest of us.

[Mupepe]

Raban

Most of the people in this thread are just joking, buddy.  Powerslave included.  I don't think I've ever really seen him be serious.