THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bloodwake on March 09, 2010, 12:33:54 PM
-
So, a while back, evidently there was a fight at the UFC midnight sale at the local London GameStop. I can sorta see how that could happen, it being for a UFC game.
But, randomly, there was almost a fight last night at the Final Fantasy XIII release. Seriously, are they that passionate about the game?
God, this state makes me sick.
-
:kentucky
-
I saw random fights in parking lots all the time. On a random Sunday, some white chick and her boyfriend got into a racially-motivated fight with three black chicks that got out of control. The white chick ran in the store with her top practically pulled down and her saggy jumblies bouncing all over the place to hide from her attackers. Police were called. It was ridiculous.
My friend used to run the GameStop that had the actual shooting inside it. I actually helped him man that store on a few times.
-
It wasn't a fight over the game, it was a fight over a girl. Apparently some chick's boyfriend was here, and her ex boyfriend showed up and said he was gonna kick the new guy's ass or something. I don't know. I'm fairly sure that one of the guys was the same one from the UFC near-miss. Not gonna lie.
-
It wasn't a fight over the game, it was a fight over a girl. Apparently some chick's boyfriend was here, and her ex boyfriend showed up and said he was gonna kick the new guy's ass or something. I don't know. I'm fairly sure that one of the guys was the same one from the UFC near-miss. Not gonna lie.
Lol. So distinguished mentally-challenged.
-
You need to be typing the other story.
Seriously.
Now.
-
:johnwalltopistons
-
Pretend I knew enough about FF13's battle system to make a hilarious joke in this space about how the dudes in the parking lot fought using the same mechanics.
-
You need to be typing the other story.
Seriously.
Now.
You mean the story about how my exgirlfriend went psycho and dumped literally all of my property at my place of work yesterday morning during my lunch break?
Or the story about how there was vasoline and open condoms thrown on my 360 controllers and satellite receivers?
-
So I take it the engagement party is off?
Please say that the condoms and vaseline were yours, by the way.
-
I have a recommendation for KY bore- stop getting involved with KY chicks. If this means celibacy or the other thing... well, at least your shit won't be tossed at your workplace.
-
My advice was - and still is - stop getting involved with the same chick over and over again. I mean, there are more broads in Kentucky than just one, right?
-
She's probably reading this, but hey, that's what she said she wanted me to do.
:maf I hope you get on your forum and tell them all about me :maf
I actually was just joking about posting this too until I found about all the shit she did to my property. There was catnip spray and garbage spread all over my clothing, and she took all the batteries out of pretty much everything that takes batteries. The worst offense is she took the rechargeable batteries I paid for out of my Rock Band drums and then threw away the battery flap.
The condoms were mine. The vasoline, no.
-
The worst part is that it isn't the same chick over and over. These are all DIFFERENT insane bitches.
-
Never fuck with a southern man's property rights
-
Careful how you word that, PeeDee, you'll undo everything Lincoln did for you.
-
She's probably reading this, but hey, that's what she said she wanted me to do.
:maf I hope you get on your forum and tell them all about me :maf
I actually was just joking about posting this too until I found about all the shit she did to my property. There was catnip spray and garbage spread all over my clothing, and she took all the batteries out of pretty much everything that takes batteries. The worst offense is she took the rechargeable batteries I paid for out of my Rock Band drums and then threw away the battery flap.
The condoms were mine. The vasoline, no.
Time to get revenge (http://poopsenders.com/)
-
If race relations ever backslide that far, PD can be my Desmond Pfeiffer.
-
The worst part is that it isn't the same chick over and over. These are all DIFFERENT insane bitches.
Very true. We can't escape them, dude.
-
If race relations ever backslide that far, PD can be my Desmond Pfeiffer.
Fine with me as long as I can eat pork chops with my latkes :drool
-
The worst part is that it isn't the same chick over and over. These are all DIFFERENT insane bitches.
Very true. We can't escape them, dude.
See advice above, follow it and expect my bill in the near future.
-
Hopefully she gave your engagement ring back along with all the other shit.
-
Also, hopefully this will be another lesson: there's no f'n reason to get married in your early 20's. Srsly.
-
Very true. We can't escape them, dude.
Maybe your demeanour\standards etc are just attracting these crazy girls?
-
I was not present to witness this epic battle, but at my old game store job, two guys started coming to blows after arguing about comic books.
-
Thought it'd be a fight between FF7 and 8 fanboys :P
-
You need to be typing the other story.
Seriously.
Now.
You mean the story about how my exgirlfriend went psycho and dumped literally all of my property at my place of work yesterday morning during my lunch break?
Or the story about how there was vasoline and open condoms thrown on my 360 controllers and satellite receivers?
WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT
LITTLE MISS EMO CHICK DID THAT?
If you are reading this thread:
Good luck finding a man as honest as N***, L*****. Hopefully the next two dudes you and your sister try to ensnare hopefully have better crazy girl radar than J**** and N*** do.
Signed,
Thor
-
I was not present to witness this epic battle, but at my old game store job, two guys started coming to blows after arguing about comic books.
I saw two nerds almost come to blows over D&D at a comic book book store. It was hilarious.
-
How awesome would it be to recieve hate mail like this?
To whom it may concern,
Blah blahblah blahblahblah blah blah blah blahblah. Fuck you!
Sincerely,
~~~ THOR ~~~
-
:lol
Man, those two chicks are crazy. The Life and Times of Nick, Jason & Two Crazy Bitches would make for lucrative hipster indie Oscar bait. Get both the Deschanel sisters to play your real-life exes, McLovin can play Jason, and Justin Long can play Nick.
-
How awesome would it be to recieve hate mail like this?
To whom it may concern,
Blah blahblah blahblahblah blah blah blah blahblah. Fuck you!
Sincerely,
~~~ THOR ~~~
Oh yeah. It's good to be me sometimes.
-
:lol
Man, those two chicks are crazy. The Life and Times of Nick, Jason & Two Crazy Bitches would make for lucrative hipster indie Oscar bait. Get both the Deschanel sisters to play your real-life exes, McLovin can play Jason, and Justin Long can play Nick.
Mickey Rourke as Rebel
-
Never fuck with a southern man's property rights
the worst thing about it is that kentucky isnt even in the south, therefore they have no excuse for their behavior
-
:lol
Man, those two chicks are crazy. The Life and Times of Nick, Jason & Two Crazy Bitches would make for lucrative hipster indie Oscar bait. Get both the Deschanel sisters to play your real-life exes, McLovin can play Jason, and Justin Long can play Nick.
Mickey Rourke as Rebel
:rock
-
Never fuck with a southern man's property rights
the worst thing about it is that kentucky isnt even in the south, therefore they have no excuse for their behavior
It's Appalachia, which is worse than the South if you know about Appalachia. Hill folk. Trust me on this.
-
I didn't realize we were so backwards.
-
Backwards societies rarely do. :smug
-
Don't you think this board is overrepresented by backwards societies? Poland, Kentucky, and Saudi Arabia make up half of the regular posters at least.
But there are also elite Dutch posters. :smug
-
THE BUSINESS IS FROM GOT DAMN OKLAHOMA FOR FUCKS SAKES
OKLAHOMA AIN'T GOT SHIT ON KENTUCKY CULTURALLY
-
Don't you think this board is overrepresented by backwards societies? Poland, Kentucky, and Saudi Arabia make up half of the regular posters at least.
But there are also elite Dutch posters. :smug
And pretentious New Yorkers :smug
-
We could even call it New Amsterdam. :smug
-
OKLAHOMA AIN'T GOT SHIT ON KENTUCKY CULTURALLY
shots fired. not really tho
-
THE BUSINESS IS FROM GOT DAMN OKLAHOMA FOR FUCKS SAKES
OKLAHOMA AIN'T GOT SHIT ON KENTUCKY CULTURALLY
:smug