Author Topic: What is it with fighting in GameStop's parking lot? (Read 2884 times)

Bloodwake · « **on:** March 09, 2010, 12:33:54 PM »

So, a while back, evidently there was a fight at the UFC midnight sale at the local London GameStop. I can sorta see how that could happen, it being for a UFC game.

But, randomly, there was almost a fight last night at the Final Fantasy XIII release. Seriously, are they that passionate about the game?

God, this state makes me sick.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2010, 12:36:22 PM »

:kentucky

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:19:42 PM »

I saw random fights in parking lots all the time. On a random Sunday, some white chick and her boyfriend got into a racially-motivated fight with three black chicks that got out of control. The white chick ran in the store with her top practically pulled down and her saggy jumblies bouncing all over the place to hide from her attackers. Police were called. It was ridiculous.

My friend used to run the GameStop that had the actual shooting inside it. I actually helped him man that store on a few times.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:46:08 PM »

It wasn't a fight over the game, it was a fight over a girl. Apparently some chick's boyfriend was here, and her ex boyfriend showed up and said he was gonna kick the new guy's ass or something. I don't know. I'm fairly sure that one of the guys was the same one from the UFC near-miss. Not gonna lie.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #4 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:53:29 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 09, 2010, 01:46:08 PM

It wasn't a fight over the game, it was a fight over a girl. Apparently some chick's boyfriend was here, and her ex boyfriend showed up and said he was gonna kick the new guy's ass or something. I don't know. I'm fairly sure that one of the guys was the same one from the UFC near-miss. Not gonna lie.

Lol. So distinguished mentally-challenged.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #5 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:55:08 PM »

You need to be typing the other story.

Seriously.

Now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:00:47 PM »

:johnwalltopistons

Mandark · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:07:04 PM »

Pretend I knew enough about FF13's battle system to make a hilarious joke in this space about how the dudes in the parking lot fought using the same mechanics.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:13:18 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 09, 2010, 01:55:08 PM

You need to be typing the other story.

Seriously.

Now.

You mean the story about how my exgirlfriend went psycho and dumped literally all of my property at my place of work yesterday morning during my lunch break?

Or the story about how there was vasoline and open condoms thrown on my 360 controllers and satellite receivers?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:16:10 PM »

So I take it the engagement party is off?

Please say that the condoms and vaseline were yours, by the way.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:17:45 PM »

I have a recommendation for KY bore- stop getting involved with KY chicks. If this means celibacy or the other thing... well, at least your shit won't be tossed at your workplace.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:18:30 PM »

My advice was - and still is - stop getting involved with the same chick over and over again. I mean, there are more broads in Kentucky than just one, right?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:25:52 PM »

She's probably reading this, but hey, that's what she said she wanted me to do.

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I hope you get on your forum and tell them all about me

I actually was just joking about posting this too until I found about all the shit she did to my property. There was catnip spray and garbage spread all over my clothing, and she took all the batteries out of pretty much everything that takes batteries. The worst offense is she took the rechargeable batteries I paid for out of my Rock Band drums and then threw away the battery flap.

The condoms were mine. The vasoline, no.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:27:20 PM »

The worst part is that it isn't the same chick over and over. These are all DIFFERENT insane bitches.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:27:50 PM »

Never fuck with a southern man's property rights

tehjaybo · « **Reply #15 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:28:28 PM »

Careful how you word that, PeeDee, you'll undo everything Lincoln did for you.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #16 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:32:08 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on March 09, 2010, 02:25:52 PM

She's probably reading this, but hey, that's what she said she wanted me to do.

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I hope you get on your forum and tell them all about me

I actually was just joking about posting this too until I found about all the shit she did to my property. There was catnip spray and garbage spread all over my clothing, and she took all the batteries out of pretty much everything that takes batteries. The worst offense is she took the rechargeable batteries I paid for out of my Rock Band drums and then threw away the battery flap.

The condoms were mine. The vasoline, no.

Time to get revenge

Mandark · « **Reply #17 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:32:35 PM »

If race relations ever backslide that far, PD can be my Desmond Pfeiffer.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #18 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:34:43 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 09, 2010, 02:27:20 PM

The worst part is that it isn't the same chick over and over. These are all DIFFERENT insane bitches.

Very true. We can't escape them, dude.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:37:00 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on March 09, 2010, 02:32:35 PM

If race relations ever backslide that far, PD can be my Desmond Pfeiffer.

Fine with me as long as I can eat pork chops with my latkes

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:37:45 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on March 09, 2010, 02:34:43 PM

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 09, 2010, 02:27:20 PM
The worst part is that it isn't the same chick over and over. These are all DIFFERENT insane bitches.

Very true. We can't escape them, dude.

See advice above, follow it and expect my bill in the near future.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #21 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:42:37 PM »

Hopefully she gave your engagement ring back along with all the other shit.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:48:24 PM »

Also, hopefully this will be another lesson: there's no f'n reason to get married in your early 20's. Srsly.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #23 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:01:42 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on March 09, 2010, 02:34:43 PM

Very true. We can't escape them, dude.

Maybe your demeanour\standards etc are just attracting these crazy girls?

bork · « **Reply #24 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:04:48 PM »

I was not present to witness this epic battle, but at my old game store job, two guys started coming to blows after arguing about comic books.

tiesto · « **Reply #25 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:09:26 PM »

Thought it'd be a fight between FF7 and 8 fanboys

T234 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:24:14 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on March 09, 2010, 02:13:18 PM

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 09, 2010, 01:55:08 PM
You need to be typing the other story.

Seriously.

Now.

You mean the story about how my exgirlfriend went psycho and dumped literally all of my property at my place of work yesterday morning during my lunch break?

Or the story about how there was vasoline and open condoms thrown on my 360 controllers and satellite receivers?

WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT

LITTLE MISS EMO CHICK DID THAT?

If you are reading this thread:

Good luck finding a man as honest as N***, L*****. Hopefully the next two dudes you and your sister try to ensnare hopefully have better crazy girl radar than J**** and N*** do.

Signed,
Thor

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:30:51 PM »

Quote from: Good Day Sir on March 09, 2010, 03:04:48 PM

I was not present to witness this epic battle, but at my old game store job, two guys started coming to blows after arguing about comic books.

I saw two nerds almost come to blows over D&D at a comic book book store. It was hilarious.

Robo · « **Reply #28 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:01:06 PM »

How awesome would it be to recieve hate mail like this?

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To whom it may concern,

Blah blahblah blahblahblah blah blah blah blahblah. Fuck you!

Sincerely,
~~~ THOR ~~~

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:04:26 PM »

Man, those two chicks are crazy. The Life and Times of Nick, Jason & Two Crazy Bitches would make for lucrative hipster indie Oscar bait. Get both the Deschanel sisters to play your real-life exes, McLovin can play Jason, and Justin Long can play Nick.

T234 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:53:32 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on March 09, 2010, 04:01:06 PM

How awesome would it be to recieve hate mail like this?

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To whom it may concern,

Blah blahblah blahblahblah blah blah blah blahblah. Fuck you!

Sincerely,
~~~ THOR ~~~

Oh yeah. It's good to be me sometimes.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #31 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:55:11 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 09, 2010, 04:04:26 PM

Man, those two chicks are crazy. The Life and Times of Nick, Jason & Two Crazy Bitches would make for lucrative hipster indie Oscar bait. Get both the Deschanel sisters to play your real-life exes, McLovin can play Jason, and Justin Long can play Nick.

Mickey Rourke as Rebel

drew · « **Reply #32 on:** March 09, 2010, 05:17:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 09, 2010, 02:27:50 PM

Never fuck with a southern man's property rights

the worst thing about it is that kentucky isnt even in the south, therefore they have no excuse for their behavior

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #33 on:** March 09, 2010, 05:33:56 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on March 09, 2010, 04:55:11 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 09, 2010, 04:04:26 PM

Man, those two chicks are crazy. The Life and Times of Nick, Jason & Two Crazy Bitches would make for lucrative hipster indie Oscar bait. Get both the Deschanel sisters to play your real-life exes, McLovin can play Jason, and Justin Long can play Nick.

Mickey Rourke as Rebel

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #34 on:** March 09, 2010, 05:34:34 PM »

Quote from: drew on March 09, 2010, 05:17:07 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 09, 2010, 02:27:50 PM
Never fuck with a southern man's property rights

the worst thing about it is that kentucky isnt even in the south, therefore they have no excuse for their behavior

It's Appalachia, which is worse than the South if you know about Appalachia. Hill folk. Trust me on this.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #35 on:** March 10, 2010, 03:39:07 AM »

I didn't realize we were so backwards.

Ichirou · « **Reply #36 on:** March 10, 2010, 03:41:16 AM »

Backwards societies rarely do.

Reb · « **Reply #37 on:** March 10, 2010, 03:45:07 AM »

Quote from: The Business on March 10, 2010, 03:34:26 AM

Don't you think this board is overrepresented by backwards societies? Poland, Kentucky, and Saudi Arabia make up half of the regular posters at least.

But there are also elite Dutch posters.

T234 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 10, 2010, 05:20:32 AM »

THE BUSINESS IS FROM GOT DAMN OKLAHOMA FOR FUCKS SAKES

OKLAHOMA AIN'T GOT SHIT ON KENTUCKY CULTURALLY

tiesto · « **Reply #39 on:** March 10, 2010, 09:24:21 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on March 10, 2010, 03:45:07 AM

Quote from: The Business on March 10, 2010, 03:34:26 AM
Don't you think this board is overrepresented by backwards societies? Poland, Kentucky, and Saudi Arabia make up half of the regular posters at least.

But there are also elite Dutch posters.

And pretentious New Yorkers

Reb · « **Reply #40 on:** March 10, 2010, 09:25:42 AM »

We could even call it New Amsterdam.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** March 10, 2010, 04:41:22 PM »

Quote from: T234 on March 10, 2010, 05:20:32 AM

OKLAHOMA AIN'T GOT SHIT ON KENTUCKY CULTURALLY

shots fired. not really tho

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #42 on:** March 10, 2010, 04:46:45 PM »

Quote from: T234 on March 10, 2010, 05:20:32 AM

THE BUSINESS IS FROM GOT DAMN OKLAHOMA FOR FUCKS SAKES

OKLAHOMA AIN'T GOT SHIT ON KENTUCKY CULTURALLY

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Author Topic: What is it with fighting in GameStop's parking lot? (Read 2884 times)