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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlueTsunami on March 31, 2010, 10:01:42 PM

Title: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 31, 2010, 10:01:42 PM
I'm getting menstrual like booty to abdomen quakes. I knew I should have left that box of hate in the darkest reaches of my cabinet... I should have fried those pork chops. Motherfuck. Also, I've been cutting out salt of my diet (seems to be the thing to do), that fucking S&B was like a salt lick.
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2010, 10:02:42 PM
Have you pooped your pants yet?
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: brawndolicious on March 31, 2010, 10:04:07 PM
did it get in your vagina or what?  what are you complaining about?
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2010, 10:06:18 PM
I wonder if even Tiger would look past Blue's shake and bake menstrasion. 
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 31, 2010, 10:06:51 PM
did it get in your vagina or what?  what are you complaining about?

Vaginas dont' work like that here in AMERICA

No but seriously, this is all a precursor to something big

I wonder if even Tiger would look past Blue's shake and bake menstrasion. 

I'd give him the mustache hes always wanted
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2010, 10:07:40 PM
did it get in your vagina or what?  what are you complaining about?

Vaginas dont' work like that here in AMERICA

No but seriously, this is all a precursor to something big

The biggest you've ever seen? :smug
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 31, 2010, 10:26:46 PM
The smell of Shake and Bake is wafting around my apartment. I want to die.
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: CrystalGemini on March 31, 2010, 10:29:13 PM
Open a window?   :(
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: Barry Egan on March 31, 2010, 10:44:20 PM
you fucked up man.  You really fucked up.
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 31, 2010, 10:46:43 PM
Open a window?   :(

Its so cold and rainy out though. What a world we live in, to choose between the cold or the musky smell of Shake and Bake :'( . Naw but seriously, I'ma crack a window.
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: Barry Egan on March 31, 2010, 10:48:41 PM
(http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1232395/article_images/shakeandbake.jpg)
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 31, 2010, 11:14:23 PM
Salt is good for you, don't cut it out!

....if you use good salt.
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 31, 2010, 11:17:55 PM
Dude, you need a colon cleanse. Buy some bagged salad past the due date and a bag of Sunchips. It will be the most glorious shit you have ever had.

Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: Ichirou on March 31, 2010, 11:26:05 PM
You ate Shake!? :(
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: drew on March 31, 2010, 11:29:35 PM
cutting out salt is so in right now
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 31, 2010, 11:36:28 PM
You ate Shake!? :(

Miles Trahan Experiment Part Deux

Salt is good for you, don't cut it out!

....if you use good salt.

Badly worded on my part. Not cutting it out completely but reducing the normal amount I would place in most of my major dishes.

Dude, you need a colon cleanse. Buy some bagged salad past the due date and a bag of Sunchips. It will be the most glorious shit you have ever had.



I'm scurred of the automatic-drip  :'(
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 01, 2010, 01:18:18 AM
Most people need to take way less, yeah, but mostly because they're using shitty salt that actually strips minerals out of the body rather than replenishes them. Or eating junk food of course.
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on April 01, 2010, 01:36:53 AM
shake and bake is awesome! fuck you, you're dead!
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: Crushed on April 01, 2010, 01:38:59 AM
thread title is a sickass rhyme
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: Ichirou on April 01, 2010, 01:39:40 AM
I'VE GOT SUMTHIN TO SAAAAY

I ATE SUM SHAKE 'N BAKE TODAAAAAY
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 01, 2010, 01:47:12 AM
Most people need to take way less, yeah, but mostly because they're using shitty salt that actually strips minerals out of the body rather than replenishes them. Or eating junk food of course.

On Salt in general, I actually started using Kosher salt recently (from regular table salt). Love the hell out of it.
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: Diunx on April 01, 2010, 01:50:42 AM
It could be worse, you could have made a huge mistake.
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: brawndolicious on April 01, 2010, 02:02:39 AM
Most people need to take way less, yeah, but mostly because they're using shitty salt that actually strips minerals out of the body rather than replenishes them. Or eating junk food of course.
On Salt in general, I actually started using Kosher salt recently (from regular table salt). Love the hell out of it.
It might have a tastier texture but iodized salt is the best for you.  It reduces sodium intake.  Eat whatever you like though.
Title: Re: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake
Post by: Bloodwake on April 02, 2010, 06:03:14 AM
Jesus, I'm so sorry.


God, Shake and Bake is like the satan of food.