Author Topic: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake (Read 1472 times)

BlueTsunami · « **on:** March 31, 2010, 10:01:42 PM »

I'm getting menstrual like booty to abdomen quakes. I knew I should have left that box of hate in the darkest reaches of my cabinet... I should have fried those pork chops. Motherfuck. Also, I've been cutting out salt of my diet (seems to be the thing to do), that fucking S&B was like a salt lick.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:02:42 PM »

Have you pooped your pants yet?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:04:07 PM »

did it get in your vagina or what? what are you complaining about?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:06:18 PM »

I wonder if even Tiger would look past Blue's shake and bake menstrasion.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:06:51 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 31, 2010, 10:04:07 PM

did it get in your vagina or what? what are you complaining about?

Vaginas dont' work like that here in AMERICA

No but seriously, this is all a precursor to something big

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 31, 2010, 10:06:18 PM

I wonder if even Tiger would look past Blue's shake and bake menstrasion.

I'd give him the mustache hes always wanted

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:07:40 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 31, 2010, 10:06:51 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on March 31, 2010, 10:04:07 PM
did it get in your vagina or what? what are you complaining about?

Vaginas dont' work like that here in AMERICA

No but seriously, this is all a precursor to something big

The biggest you've ever seen?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:26:46 PM »

The smell of Shake and Bake is wafting around my apartment. I want to die.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:29:13 PM »

Open a window?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:44:20 PM »

you fucked up man. You really fucked up.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:46:43 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on March 31, 2010, 10:29:13 PM

Open a window?

Its so cold and rainy out though. What a world we live in, to choose between the cold or the musky smell of Shake and Bake :'( . Naw but seriously, I'ma crack a window.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #10 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:48:41 PM »

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #11 on:** March 31, 2010, 11:14:23 PM »

Salt is good for you, don't cut it out!

....if you use good salt.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #12 on:** March 31, 2010, 11:17:55 PM »

Dude, you need a colon cleanse. Buy some bagged salad past the due date and a bag of Sunchips. It will be the most glorious shit you have ever had.

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** March 31, 2010, 11:26:05 PM »

You ate Shake!?

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** March 31, 2010, 11:29:35 PM »

cutting out salt is so in right now

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** March 31, 2010, 11:36:28 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 31, 2010, 11:26:05 PM

You ate Shake!?

Miles Trahan Experiment Part Deux

Quote from: Cormacaroni on March 31, 2010, 11:14:23 PM

Salt is good for you, don't cut it out!

....if you use good salt.

Badly worded on my part. Not cutting it out completely but reducing the normal amount I would place in most of my major dishes.

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 31, 2010, 11:17:55 PM

Dude, you need a colon cleanse. Buy some bagged salad past the due date and a bag of Sunchips. It will be the most glorious shit you have ever had.

I'm scurred of the automatic-drip :'(

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #16 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:18:18 AM »

Most people need to take way less, yeah, but mostly because they're using shitty salt that actually strips minerals out of the body rather than replenishes them. Or eating junk food of course.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #17 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:36:53 AM »

shake and bake is awesome! fuck you, you're dead!

Crushed · « **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:38:59 AM »

thread title is a sickass rhyme

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:39:40 AM »

I'VE GOT SUMTHIN TO SAAAAY

I ATE SUM SHAKE 'N BAKE TODAAAAAY

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:47:12 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 01, 2010, 01:18:18 AM

Most people need to take way less, yeah, but mostly because they're using shitty salt that actually strips minerals out of the body rather than replenishes them. Or eating junk food of course.

On Salt in general, I actually started using Kosher salt recently (from regular table salt). Love the hell out of it.

Diunx · « **Reply #21 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:50:42 AM »

It could be worse, you could have made a huge mistake.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #22 on:** April 01, 2010, 02:02:39 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 01, 2010, 01:47:12 AM

Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 01, 2010, 01:18:18 AM
Most people need to take way less, yeah, but mostly because they're using shitty salt that actually strips minerals out of the body rather than replenishes them. Or eating junk food of course.
On Salt in general, I actually started using Kosher salt recently (from regular table salt). Love the hell out of it.

It might have a tastier texture but iodized salt is the best for you. It reduces sodium intake. Eat whatever you like though.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #23 on:** April 02, 2010, 06:03:14 AM »

Jesus, I'm so sorry.

God, Shake and Bake is like the satan of food.

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Author Topic: I think I just made a big mistake... I just ate some Shake and Bake (Read 1472 times)