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Title: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2010, 12:46:42 PM
http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/mobile/ (http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/mobile/)
 
:o  :hyper :o :hyper

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Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: MCD on April 01, 2010, 12:51:11 PM
>blizzard

shitbin.
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: cool breeze on April 01, 2010, 12:53:31 PM
[youtube=560,345]Db1khCoK9pg[/youtube]

Alan Wake on PC revealed
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: muckhole on April 01, 2010, 12:53:41 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/wub.jpg)

Really, who wouldn't buy this?
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 01, 2010, 12:55:55 PM
Quote from: swaggaz on April 01, 2010, 12:53:31 PM
[youtube=560,345]Db1khCoK9pg[/youtube]

Alan Wake on PC revealed
:rofl

That's pretty great.
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2010, 12:56:32 PM
Quote from: muckhole on April 01, 2010, 12:53:41 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/wub.jpg)

Really, who wouldn't buy this?

In a heartbeat.
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 01, 2010, 12:57:32 PM
Blackthorne :(
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: ManaByte on April 01, 2010, 01:01:17 PM
The #1 rule of April Fools jokes that most sites follow (IGN, Gamespot, 1up) is that you NEVER make an April Fools joke out of a game people really want to see.

Like posting SQUARE ENIX ANNOUNCES FINAL FANTASY VII: REDUX FOR PLAYSTATION 3 is a bad idea.

Blackthorne 2 > Starcraft 2. Truth.
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Robo on April 01, 2010, 01:05:15 PM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/devby1.jpg)

Motherfuckers.  :(
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: archie4208 on April 01, 2010, 01:06:13 PM
http://us.battle.net/matchmaking/index.html

A service just for PD. :teehee
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Robo on April 01, 2010, 01:18:29 PM
[youtube=560,345]rruQ24RD0No[/youtube]

SUPER VIRTUA FIGHTER 5 FINAL SHOWDOWN TURBO
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: maxy on April 01, 2010, 01:18:54 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aon3lJhC-sI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2010, 01:28:49 PM
Quote from: maxy on April 01, 2010, 01:18:54 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aon3lJhC-sI[/youtube]

:rofl
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: ManaByte on April 01, 2010, 01:30:09 PM
HAY GUYS I HEAR BUNGIE HAS A GAME CALLED PIMPS AT SEA COMING OUT
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2010, 01:41:55 PM
Quote from: muckhole on April 01, 2010, 12:53:41 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/wub.jpg)

Really, who wouldn't buy this?

PLEASE MAKE THIS GAME.
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 01, 2010, 02:28:17 PM
Blackthorne totally looks like Andrew WK. :lol
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: ManaByte on April 01, 2010, 02:32:21 PM
http://blogs.sega.com/usa/2010/04/01/on-these-high-seas-no-one-can-hear-you-scream/
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Diunx on April 01, 2010, 02:37:38 PM
I love Blackthorne, would kill a polish baby for that game :gun
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2010, 02:47:09 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/blackthorne2.jpg)

:rock
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 01, 2010, 02:49:26 PM
There was an alan Wake press PC version leaked on sites like Torrentleech.

That shit was pretty great, a lot of people started downloading.
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: ManaByte on April 01, 2010, 03:02:30 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/biggE/abc-april-fools_320.jpg)
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Brehvolution on April 01, 2010, 03:53:53 PM
Quote from: ManaByte on April 01, 2010, 03:02:30 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/biggE/abc-april-fools_320.jpg)
:rofl
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 01, 2010, 05:47:58 PM
Anyone read Cerberus Daily News on Mass Effect 2 today?

Quote
DC1938, a small garden world circling the red supergiant SM2183 Rua, exploded today in a rare phenomenon called core fusion. The planet’s uranium core collapsed in on itself, igniting a thermonuclear explosion large enough to rupture the planet into several pieces. The shockwave and loss of atmosphere has reportedly killed more than five billion native inhabitants. There is one known survivor: an infant rocketed from the planet in an FTL escape pod picked up by the human cruiser MSV Kent. The inhabitants of the planet, previously unknown to the galaxy, were a spacefaring race who used crystalline matrices for their computing needs. The infant has been taken to medical facilities in the local cluster, where he is breathing gases in a ratio similar to the atmosphere of his home planet: 65% nitrogen, 20% oxygen, and 15% krypton.
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: pilonv1 on April 01, 2010, 08:02:40 PM
:lol thats awesome.
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 01, 2010, 10:19:35 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on April 01, 2010, 01:05:15 PM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/devby1.jpg)

Motherfuckers.  :(


dawsoncry.gif   :(
Title: Re: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 01, 2010, 11:35:54 PM
I would give everything I had if that Blackthorne 2 game was real.