Author Topic: Best April Fool's Day News Announcement Ever (Read 1561 times)

Great Rumbler · « **on:** April 01, 2010, 12:46:42 PM »

http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/mobile/

spoiler (click to show/hide)

:'(

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MCD · « **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2010, 12:51:11 PM »

>blizzard

shitbin.

cool breeze · « **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2010, 12:53:31 PM »

[youtube=560,345]Db1khCoK9pg[/youtube]

Alan Wake on PC revealed

muckhole · « **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2010, 12:53:41 PM »

Really, who wouldn't buy this?

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2010, 12:55:55 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on April 01, 2010, 12:53:31 PM

[youtube=560,345]Db1khCoK9pg[/youtube]

Alan Wake on PC revealed

That's pretty great.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2010, 12:56:32 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on April 01, 2010, 12:53:41 PM

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Really, who wouldn't buy this?

In a heartbeat.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2010, 12:57:32 PM »

Blackthorne

ManaByte · « **Reply #7 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:01:17 PM »

The #1 rule of April Fools jokes that most sites follow (IGN, Gamespot, 1up) is that you NEVER make an April Fools joke out of a game people really want to see.

Like posting SQUARE ENIX ANNOUNCES FINAL FANTASY VII: REDUX FOR PLAYSTATION 3 is a bad idea.

Blackthorne 2 > Starcraft 2. Truth.

Robo · « **Reply #8 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:05:15 PM »

Motherfuckers.

archie4208 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:06:13 PM »

http://us.battle.net/matchmaking/index.html

A service just for PD.

Robo · « **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:18:29 PM »

[youtube=560,345]rruQ24RD0No[/youtube]

SUPER VIRTUA FIGHTER 5 FINAL SHOWDOWN TURBO

maxy · « **Reply #11 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:18:54 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:28:49 PM »

Quote from: maxy on April 01, 2010, 01:18:54 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

ManaByte · « **Reply #13 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:30:09 PM »

HAY GUYS I HEAR BUNGIE HAS A GAME CALLED PIMPS AT SEA COMING OUT

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:41:55 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on April 01, 2010, 12:53:41 PM

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Really, who wouldn't buy this?

PLEASE MAKE THIS GAME.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2010, 02:28:17 PM »

Blackthorne totally looks like Andrew WK.

ManaByte · « **Reply #16 on:** April 01, 2010, 02:32:21 PM »

http://blogs.sega.com/usa/2010/04/01/on-these-high-seas-no-one-can-hear-you-scream/

Diunx · « **Reply #17 on:** April 01, 2010, 02:37:38 PM »

I love Blackthorne, would kill a polish baby for that game

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2010, 02:47:09 PM »

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2010, 02:49:26 PM »

There was an alan Wake press PC version leaked on sites like Torrentleech.

That shit was pretty great, a lot of people started downloading.

ManaByte · « **Reply #20 on:** April 01, 2010, 03:02:30 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #21 on:** April 01, 2010, 03:53:53 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on April 01, 2010, 03:02:30 PM

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #22 on:** April 01, 2010, 05:47:58 PM »

Anyone read Cerberus Daily News on Mass Effect 2 today?

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DC1938, a small garden world circling the red supergiant SM2183 Rua, exploded today in a rare phenomenon called core fusion. The planet’s uranium core collapsed in on itself, igniting a thermonuclear explosion large enough to rupture the planet into several pieces. The shockwave and loss of atmosphere has reportedly killed more than five billion native inhabitants. There is one known survivor: an infant rocketed from the planet in an FTL escape pod picked up by the human cruiser MSV Kent. The inhabitants of the planet, previously unknown to the galaxy, were a spacefaring race who used crystalline matrices for their computing needs. The infant has been taken to medical facilities in the local cluster, where he is breathing gases in a ratio similar to the atmosphere of his home planet: 65% nitrogen, 20% oxygen, and 15% krypton.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 01, 2010, 08:02:40 PM »

thats awesome.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #24 on:** April 01, 2010, 10:19:35 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on April 01, 2010, 01:05:15 PM

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Motherfuckers.

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** April 01, 2010, 11:35:54 PM »

I would give everything I had if that Blackthorne 2 game was real.

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