THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on April 27, 2010, 04:50:48 PM
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This film is so ridiculous, even the little details.
Like how his daughter makes them sandwhiches, Ahnold bites into it with disgust and asks, "What's in this?!"
Alyssa Milano responds with, "You don't want to know."
And they continue to eat.
WTF?!
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YES :rock
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:rock
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That part really bothered me. Are they out of food? Are they poor? Can they not afford deli meat or peanut butter? Why do you let your daughter make lunch if she is knowingly trying to poison you? How can she be your daughter if you don't even look related?
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This would have been a great thread for ilied.gif
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How did the black chick, who looks like one of the missing Cosby children, know how to fire a rocket launcher? Why did she tell the cops that Ahnold was trying to kidnap her, then act like she was helping him?
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Matrix: [reading about Boy George in a pop magazine] Why don't they just call him Girl George? It would cut down on the confusion.
Jenny: Oh, Dad, that is so old.
Matrix: Ha Ha. You know when I was a boy and rock'n'roll came to East Germany, the communists said it was subversive.
[thinks and smiles]
Matrix: Maybe they were right.
:rofl
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Actually, this is the most important question:
When Ahnold is fighting the black dude from Predator, and they bust into the room next door - the people are having sex. Yet the guy is in doggie position and the chick is behind him. How does that work? Was she using a strap on?
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Also, why was Freddie Mercury so angry at Ahnold ???
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Also, why was Freddie Mercury so angry at Ahnold ???
Bennet was mad because Matrix fired him. That's literally the only reason. :lol
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How did the black chick, who looks like one of the missing Cosby children, know how to fire a rocket launcher?
She read the instructions.
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She never read the instructions, she was driving the entire time!
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:american
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She probably read them while she was parked right next to the ammo store that the police were arresting Arnold at and not asking her why she was parked next to an ammo store with a stolen rocket launcher.
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Commando is amazing.
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I am pretty sure she wasn't parked long enough to read! I saw the movie, sir!
Also, did James Horner score just ten minutes of music? I felt like the score was just on repeat for the entire movie.
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Hey, Willco, remember when I said I would kill you last?
I LIED.
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That dude reminds me of FlameOfCallandor, but smaller. :lol
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That dude reminds me of FlameOfCallandor, but smaller. :lol
Funniest realization ever: that's the dude from the Warriors with the beer bottles that was like "come out and PLAYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEY"
I lol'd whenever I figured that out.
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That dude reminds me of FlameOfCallandor, but smaller. :lol
That guy's awesome, he's the squirrely guy from The Warriors who killed Cyrus and was all like "Waaaaaaaaaaarrrrriooors...."
Edit: lol, Bloodwake beat me to it
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Yeah, he's in Commando. :lol
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:bow
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[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1UIndKma-M[/youtube]
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Why did he tear that seat out of the Cosby chick's car? That is never explained.
At first I thought maybe he would duck and hide, but he never did. He just kind of ripped it out for no reason. What a jerk.
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He did it because he could.
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Any of your questions about this movie can be answered with "because he/it is AWESOME, that's why"
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Saw this when i was 12 or something, which means it basically worked on every single area a movie could ever work for a 12 year old.
And thereby, it has become a legendary movie.
Matrix: Bennett! I thought you were...
Bennett: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of your unit, I've waited to pay you back.
Bennett: Do you know what today is Matrix?... Pay day!
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Funniest realization ever: that's the dude from the Warriors with the beer bottles that was like "come out and PLAYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEY"
I lol'd whenever I figured that out.
:rofl I never realized that. I saw the Warriors not long before watching Twin Peaks (he's in that, too) and never made the connection.
:hump Ahnuld stripping down to his skivvies to raft around the island :hump
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Commando is amazing.
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:himu
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How did the black chick, who looks like one of the missing Cosby children, know how to fire a rocket launcher? Why did she tell the cops that Ahnold was trying to kidnap her, then act like she was helping him?
I remember she fired it backwards the first time. They didn't do it like Beverly Hills Cop 3 where they read out every single instruction but I imagine it's easy enough to learn where to press the trigger. And I think she saw the guy that Matrix was chasing pull out a gun or something suspicious which is what made her decide to help Matrix escape the cops.
Actually, this is the most important question:
When Ahnold is fighting the black dude from Predator, and they bust into the room next door - the people are having sex. Yet the guy is in doggie position and the chick is behind him. How does that work? Was she using a strap on?
I figure they were either doing something not kosher or didn't hear the director say action.
Why did he tear that seat out of the Cosby chick's car? That is never explained.
At first I thought maybe he would duck and hide, but he never did. He just kind of ripped it out for no reason. What a jerk.
He did duck and hide for two seconds while they were tailing him. Literally like two seconds.
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How hard can it be to fire a rocket launcher? I mean, soldiers can do it.
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Watched this when I was 7- 8-years old. Shit was so cash, I'll never forget it.
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd1kzNBt4f4[/youtube]
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Willco trying to place logic in a 80s action movie? :lol
Commando was awesome, especially when he singlehandledy destroyed the dude's army.
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Commando was awesome, especially when he singlehandledy destroyed the dude's army.
That part was so awesome. There's guys with machine guns shooting at him all over the place, but he doesn't even get hit a single time. :lol
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Commando was awesome, especially when he singlehandledy destroyed the dude's army.
That part was so awesome. There's guys with machine guns shooting at him all over the place, but he doesn't even get hit a single time. :lol
Somehow it's still more believable than Bennett giving him a fight.
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Whatever dude, Freddie Mercury was FIERCE.
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Watching your little pissant soldiers trying to act tough, it makes me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.
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viz hasnt seen this either, and i have watched not one but TWO of his eighties action movie recommendations: demolition man & total recall
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Demolition Man isn't an 80s action movie!
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Demolition Man isn't an 80s action movie!
Yep, it came from the 90's, just like that Judge Dredd movie.
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Demolition Man is a classic.
:bow TACO BELL :bow2
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[youtube=560,345]v8K87H3T1UU[/youtube]
Why did the guy agree to stay behind and break the bad news to Matrix. "I just kidnapped an elite commando's daughter, I'm gonna tell him about it while completely unarmed with no back up or weapons" :lol
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YES, I love that part! He's all smug about it "You gotta work with us if you want your daughter back :smug" and Matrix just shoots him in the head. :lol
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Dear EB:
There is no logic to this movie. Just watch shit blow up and Ahnold say the BEST ONE-LINERS EVER.
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http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/15593-arnold01
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[youtube=560,345]v8K87H3T1UU[/youtube]
Why did the guy agree to stay behind and break the bad news to Matrix. "I just kidnapped an elite commando's daughter, I'm gonna tell him about it while completely unarmed with no back up or weapons" :lol
What?
There was a gun but it was so far off that he would never had got it in time to do anything :lol
Agreed with the back up though.
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He wronged him good.
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Move over D.E.N.N.I.S., here comes Sully!
[youtube=560,345]kHv04Dv5RDY[/youtube]
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http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=26841
Is it a coincidence that a remake was announced mere days after Willco watched the original for the first time? :maf :'( :-\
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I guess this means Candyland is being put on the backburner.
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http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=26841
What's the point? They've already achieved perfection.