THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: magus on May 07, 2010, 11:42:47 AM

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Post by: magus on May 07, 2010, 11:42:47 AM
FUCKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FUCKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FUCKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(http://www.abload.de/img/xlogox8lt.jpg)
(http://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/library/events/100507/img/slide/48-2l.jpg)
(http://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/library/events/100507/img/slide/48-1l.jpg)
FUCKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FUCKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FUCKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRAibyGpiYA&feature=related[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkcoB7RiMg[/youtube]

*sigh*
that's it
i'm returning my gaming badge  >:(
nothing as any sense anymore
:(

spoiler (click to show/hide)
in all seriousness maybe it will be a good game,but everything about this irks me up,it's like
Nintendo Guy 1: "dude we need to make a casual game again"
Nintendo Guy 2: "ehy let's name it wii something and put mii in it"
Nintendo Guy 1: "no no,it's still not casual enough"
Nintendo Guy 2: "what if we made it a minigame collection and put party in the title?"
Nintendo Guy 1: "DUDE YOU ARE A GENIUS! THAT IS SO AWESOME! THIS IS GOING TO SELL GAZILLIONS!"
Nintendo Guy 2: ":smug"
[close]
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Post by: MCD on May 07, 2010, 11:45:57 AM
welcome to 2006?
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Post by: Robo on May 07, 2010, 11:47:10 AM
*AHEM*

 :miyamoto
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 07, 2010, 11:48:31 AM
I should care because...?
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Post by: cool breeze on May 07, 2010, 11:49:20 AM
who cares

buy picross 3d
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Post by: maxy on May 07, 2010, 11:51:46 AM
Looks hot
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Post by: iconoclast on May 07, 2010, 11:55:41 AM
 :lol at people expecting nintendo to make games.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 07, 2010, 11:56:53 AM
:lol at people expecting nintendo to make games.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 comes out at the end of this month.
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Post by: TripleA on May 07, 2010, 11:58:55 AM
Don't buy it. Problem solved.

Funny though, as soon as I saw Wii Party I thought about Move Party.

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Post by: demi on May 07, 2010, 12:08:20 PM
:lol at people expecting nintendo to make games.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 comes out at the end of this month.

:lol
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 07, 2010, 12:10:30 PM
:lol at people expecting nintendo to make games.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 comes out at the end of this month.

:lol

Last time I checked, SMG2 is a game, but, admittedly, I haven't checked the Evilbore Hardcore Gamer's Dictionary in a few months so it may have been changed since then.
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Post by: archie4208 on May 07, 2010, 12:10:46 PM
20 million sales confirmed.   :yuck
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Post by: magus on May 07, 2010, 12:12:54 PM
*AHEM*

 :miyamoto

Best Reply of the thread

Don't buy it. Problem solved.

Funny though, as soon as I saw Wii Party I thought about Move Party.



Worst Reply of the thread

20 million sales confirmed.   :yuck

The sad truth  :'(
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Post by: maxy on May 07, 2010, 12:13:29 PM
Poor Move party... :lol

Nintendo is a nasty player..."HD consoles" don't stand a chance,Nintendo will sabotage everything :derp :violin
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Post by: Third on May 07, 2010, 12:23:29 PM
Shit like this is not a surprise anymore.
Wii has become my Super Mario Galaxy machine. Nothing else is worth downloading.
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Post by: magus on May 07, 2010, 12:26:49 PM
get monster hunter third :smug
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 07, 2010, 12:34:21 PM
Who the fuck cares?
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 07, 2010, 12:47:17 PM
Who the fuck cares?

Yeah, pretty much. I'll play SMG2, Metroid: Other M, Sin and Punishment 2, and Xenoblade. Then I'll forget that the Wii exists for a while, until something else comes along that looks worth my time.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 07, 2010, 12:56:04 PM
Who the fuck cares?

Yeah, pretty much. I'll play SMG2, Metroid: Other M, Sin and Punishment 2, and Xenoblade. Then I'll forget that the Wii exists for a while, until something else comes along that looks worth my time.

Exactly.  Just like any console I have, I play the games I want for it, then leave it sitting there for weeks/months until I get the urge to play it again/play a new game that I've wanted.  Thus is gaming, dudes.

The only thing I keep hooked up and turn on almost every night is my 360, but only because of Netflix.
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Post by: Beezy on May 07, 2010, 01:00:20 PM
Exactly.  Just like any console I have, I play the games I want for it, then leave it sitting there for weeks/months until I get the urge to play it again/play a new game that I've wanted.  Thus is gaming, dudes.

"Thus is gaming" my ass. Maybe when the Wii is your main console.
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Post by: Robo on May 07, 2010, 01:07:18 PM
"thus is gaming"  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 07, 2010, 01:15:19 PM
So, playing games doesn't equal gaming?  Ok.
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Post by: twerd on May 07, 2010, 01:17:28 PM
OP was delicious.  :lol
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 07, 2010, 01:26:09 PM
I am shocked/upset/surprised/interested
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Post by: Positive Touch on May 07, 2010, 01:31:53 PM
wtf is wrong with you, magus?  are you just some kid who can't get another system?  or are you one of those system wars dipshits?
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Post by: demi on May 07, 2010, 01:33:37 PM
Just like any console I have, I play the games I want for it

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The only thing I keep hooked up and turn on almost every night is my 360, but only because of Netflix.

:rofl
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 07, 2010, 01:34:02 PM
He seems to play exclusively on the Wii for the most part, as far as I've picked up.  That and some random uguu~ shit on PS2

yes, it's hysterical that I use my 360 for netflix.  What?
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 07, 2010, 01:36:08 PM
my life is ruined  :'(
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Post by: twerd on May 07, 2010, 01:39:54 PM
it's like...this is one game, and it's during a year when a lot of good games are actually coming out for the wii. so stop complaining, who gives a shit
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Post by: bork on May 07, 2010, 01:42:46 PM
it's like...this is one game, and it's during a year when a lot of good games are actually coming out for the wii. so stop complaining, who gives a shit

"A lot" being like four-five titles?
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Post by: twerd on May 07, 2010, 01:53:06 PM
it's like...this is one game, and it's during a year when a lot of good games are actually coming out for the wii. so stop complaining, who gives a shit

"A lot" being like four-five titles?
you don't want stupid list wars

GOOD DAY SIR
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Post by: Bocsius on May 07, 2010, 01:59:21 PM
What's the story behind this thread?

Also, is this a new game announcement, as in there isn't a Wii Party already?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 07, 2010, 02:02:30 PM
I really don't have a problem with waiting long periods of time to play new games I want to play, because I don't own a Wii you nintard.
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Post by: cool breeze on May 07, 2010, 02:03:38 PM
Wii seems to have a pretty decent year.

NMH2: absolute garbage
Red Steel 2 (for like an hour): kinda fun

um, I can't remember if a lot of the games I played were from 2010.  anyway, people seem to like MH3 and the older games in that series were fun.  Two good games in five months is pretty good for the Wii.  Plus the second half of 2010 has Trauma Team, Sin and Punishment 2, Galaxy 2, and Metroid Other M.  

forgot that TvC came out in 2010 in America.  That is fun too.
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Post by: magus on May 07, 2010, 02:17:18 PM
OP was delicious.  :lol

thank you thank you :smug

wtf is wrong with you, magus?  are you just some kid who can't get another system?  or are you one of those system wars dipshits?

the first sadly  :'(
anyway i bet nobody here read the spoiler in the OP,it was really concealed well :smug
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 07, 2010, 02:22:04 PM
hey did you guys know they make a black wii now

black

it's like a whole new system
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 07, 2010, 02:23:19 PM
sold
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 07, 2010, 02:24:10 PM
BrandNew loves to play with black wiis
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 07, 2010, 02:24:39 PM
I bought the black classic controller pro  :-*
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 07, 2010, 02:27:06 PM
Worst console ever
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 07, 2010, 02:29:49 PM
i am firmly convinced they are now purposely treading water until they can get their new handheld out and the WiiHD ready for market
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 07, 2010, 02:30:37 PM
I think that's fairly obvious
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 07, 2010, 02:33:31 PM
I can't wait to play mini games in glorious 720p :hyper
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 07, 2010, 02:34:12 PM
Mario Galaxy in HD :rock
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 07, 2010, 02:34:48 PM
Endless shovelware in 1080p :rock
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Post by: twerd on May 07, 2010, 02:35:09 PM
I can't wait to play mini games in glorious 720p :hyper
sony and microsoft got you covered
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 07, 2010, 02:35:17 PM
well, they have a few high-profile games coming out this year, so they are maintaining the illusion of support while beefing up the BC bullet point for the next system

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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 07, 2010, 02:36:55 PM
I'm mostly excited for the 3DS.  DS backwards compatibility, GC graphics, huzzah :bow2
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Post by: Third on May 07, 2010, 02:53:20 PM
get monster hunter third :smug


It's garbage. I hate games that are only fun when you play them online.
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Post by: archie4208 on May 07, 2010, 02:57:54 PM
Mario Galaxy in HD :rock

Already possible thanks to Dolphin.  PC gaming wins again.  :smug
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Post by: maxy on May 07, 2010, 03:06:38 PM
Nintendo doesn't care,they are preparing for the next battle

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Satoru Iwata, the Nintendo president, is understood to have told his senior executives recently to regard the battle with Sony as a victory already won and to treat Apple, and its iPhone and iPad devices, as the “enemy of the future” .

 :miyamoto :smug :lol
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 07, 2010, 03:13:43 PM
whoever wins, prole loses
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 07, 2010, 03:42:51 PM
BrandNew loves to play with black wiis

I've heard he's quite the banana grabber.
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Post by: magus on May 07, 2010, 03:58:16 PM
get monster hunter third :smug


It's garbage. I hate games that are only fun when you play them online.

you make me almost as angry as nintendo!
almost!  >:(
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 07, 2010, 04:07:37 PM
Prole's conversion to Apple fanboydom couldn't have come at a better time!
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Post by: bork on May 07, 2010, 04:59:46 PM
it's like...this is one game, and it's during a year when a lot of good games are actually coming out for the wii. so stop complaining, who gives a shit

"A lot" being like four-five titles?
you don't want stupid list wars

GOOD DAY SIR

No, really.  Indulge me with a list of what I'm sure are all awesome titles.  :teehee
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Post by: twerd on May 07, 2010, 08:35:04 PM
it's like...this is one game, and it's during a year when a lot of good games are actually coming out for the wii. so stop complaining, who gives a shit

"A lot" being like four-five titles?
you don't want stupid list wars

GOOD DAY SIR

No, really.  Indulge me with a list of what I'm sure are all awesome titles.  :teehee

i said good titles, none of the consoles get more than 4 or 5 must-buy titles any given year

that said, let's get wii ware out of the way first.

cave story - rather self-explanatory, plus it deserves to be played on a console. enhanced graphics/new modes round out the package
http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/cavestory

art of balance - a shin'en developed puzzle game that is oddly addicting and has a really fun multiplayer race mode. basically you are given a set of different shaped pieces to stack and you have to have them hold for a certain amount of time to move onto the next level
http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/artofbalance

megaman 10 - multiplat, but yeah...also self explanatory
http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/megaman10

rage of the gladiator - this game looks ass ugly (seriously), but it's a wii-motion plus controlled punch-out clone with a medieval/fantasy get-up. it preserves the humor and "puzzle" aspects of its forebears while making great use of wii motion controls
http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/rageofthegladiator

upcoming wiiware games:
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7f7OZpuffM[/youtube]
to be honest, i barely know anything about this game, but having played a lot of the other bit.trip games, i can guarantee it'll be awesome.

super meat boy is going to be really good as well, also night game and la-mulana (another freeware game being brought to wiiware)

jett rocket is an impressive wiiware game if only for its scope (it's a 600 MB game compacted into 40 MB), but shin'en is hit and miss as  an actual developer so i'd put it in the maybe pile

wii retail:

I didn't like NMH2 despite enjoying the first one. the first one had better developed boss battles and a much more intriguing story. that said the decision is pretty split, the critics seemed to like it a lot and some people just note the straight gameplay improvements and say it's better than the first. and then some just hate the series in general.
http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/nomoreheroes2desperatestruggle

monster hunter tri
an improvement in almost every way over its predecessors. namely, the camera is fixed and i can finally play this series without wanting to kill myself. bore is full of super kawaii gamers, so i'm kind of surprised more of you aren't splooging all over this to be honest. not enough boob physics i guess
http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/monsterhuntertri

tatsunoko vs. capcom
this game kicks ass. online is a bit iffy, but so is sf4's online.
http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/tatsunokovscapcomultimateallstars

trauma team
trauma center was a really neat series. this game continues it's trend of stupid animu stories, overly wide-eyed characters, and shitty graphics but luckily also continues it's strict difficulty, co-op modes, and adds different gameplay modes like diagnosis (which follow more p&c puzzle gameplay). it's a nice change of pace, and easily the most complete package for the series. plus this game is discounted at retail.
http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/traumateam

red steel 2 is a really neat tech demo for the versatility and strength of wii motion plus's sword controls, but as a game its a bit flat. it's a repetitive action game. it won't dethrone bayonetta, but it does do well to make the player feel like a bad-ass, and it's (sadly) one of the best FPS's on the platform given the wii's skimpy offerings.
http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/redsteel2

upcoming retail games:

super mario galaxy 2 - if you don't care about this game, you have no soul

sin and punishment 2 - if you don't care about this game, you have no soul (unless you just can't justify full-price for arcadey shooting games in which case you still have no soul because this game is just as long as your uncharteds and your gears of wars)

metroid: other m - this game...is iffy. i really like the return to the kinda sorta 2d realm and the wii pointer aspects have me intrigued. i really hope they clean up the voice acting and that the later stages of the game really open up into classic super metroid sized maps and give you that isolation that we all know and love.

monado - also known as xenoblade in japan. tbh, i had no interest in this game until i saw the field video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtTlUcjtqTY). i've been waiting for a jRPG with that type of exploration. hopefully there are rewards for branching out and the game can capitalize on the neat SoTC vibe i get from it.

a shadow's tale - getting a strong puzzle platformer/ico vibe from this game. excited
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTzmgfbiwYM

trackmania wii - it's trackmania on the wii



then there the other games we know are coming but we don't know enough about yet, like last story (jRPG), zelda wii, epic mickey (they've retooled it after that fugly 2009 reveal) plus a few expected unexpected E3 reveals for nintendo's second half of the year

oh and CONDUIT 2 IS COMING OUT NEXT YEAR FUCKKK YEARRRRHHH
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Post by: bork on May 07, 2010, 08:41:16 PM

i said good titles, none of the consoles get more than 4 or 5 must-buy titles any given year

Sez you.

Quote
that said, let's get wii ware out of the way first.

Let's not.  I want to see retail releases.  Also I asked you to list games that are coming out, not those already released.  So anything out will be skipped.

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super mario galaxy 2 - if you don't care about this game, you have no soul

sin and punishment 2 - if you don't care about this game, you have no soul (unless you just can't justify full-price for arcadey shooting games in which case you still have no soul because this game is just as long as your uncharteds and your gears of wars)

metroid: other m - this game...is iffy. i really like the return to the kinda sorta 2d realm and the wii pointer aspects have me intrigued. i really hope they clean up the voice acting and that the later stages of the game really open up into classic super metroid sized maps and give you that isolation that we all know and love.

monado - also known as xenoblade in japan. tbh, i had no interest in this game until i saw the field video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtTlUcjtqTY). i've been waiting for a jRPG with that type of exploration. hopefully there are rewards for branching out and the game can capitalize on the neat SoTC vibe i get from it.

a shadow's tale - getting a strong puzzle platformer/ico vibe from this game. excited
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTzmgfbiwYM

trackmania wii - it's trackmania on the wii


So that leaves six games, three of them being the obvious Nintendo games that keep the system selling (Mario Galaxy 2, S&P2, Metroid), the other three being a racing game that's on other platforms, a shitty-looking JRPG, and some platformer which might turn out all right.  Yay.

I got TvC UAS and No More Heroes 2 earlier this year and will get Metroid Other M and Mario Galaxy 2.  S&P2 I'm not sure about yet.  It's basically the same as always where the Wii just gathers dust most of the time.  I'd be playing the hell out of TvC right now but the game's online is a void compared to other online fighters.  It's just lacking too many standard features.  The online is not "a bit iffy," it's fucked because most people play on wireless connections and playing against friends is more difficult than it should be.  SF4's online is way better, and SSF4 spanks it.

The "no soul" comment belongs in the mid-90s.  Back when Gamefan was saying it.  I really doubt I will find S&P2, a rail shooter, more compelling than the likes of Uncharted 2 (which was fun) and Gears Of War (zzzzz).
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Post by: Ichirou on May 07, 2010, 08:43:10 PM
Fuck, lyte edge annihilating twerd in this thread.

:piss nfags :piss2
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Post by: twerd on May 07, 2010, 08:51:54 PM

Let's not.  I want to see retail releases.  Also I asked you to list games that are coming out, not those already released.  So anything out will be skipped.

I pretty clearly said "during a year when a lot of good games are coming out." That's 12 months. You didn't ask for games that are coming out.


So that leaves six games, three of them being the obvious Nintendo games that keep the system selling (Mario Galaxy 2, S&P2, Metroid), the other three being a racing game that's on other platforms, a shitty-looking JRPG, and some platformer which might turn out all right.  Yay.

I got TvC UAS and No More Heroes 2 earlier this year and will get Metroid Other M and Mario Galaxy 2.  S&P2 I'm not sure about yet.  It's basically the same as always where the Wii just gathers dust most of the time.  I'd be playing the hell out of TvC right now but the game's online is a void compared to other online fighters.  It's just lacking too many standard features.  The online is not "a bit iffy," it's fucked because most people play on wireless connections and playing against friends is more difficult than it should be.  SF4's online is way better, and SSF4 spanks it.

The "no soul" comment belongs in the mid-90s.  Back when Gamefan was saying it.  I really doubt I will find S&P2, a rail shooter, more compelling than the likes of Uncharted 2 (which was fun) and Gears Of War (zzzzz).

SSF4 definitely fixed the online, nintendo needs to fix it's online so that game developers can more easily patch their games.

Your reasoning regarding S&P2 is the same reasons I see strength in the Wii's library. I love cinematic games with deep stories, but i rarely have time for them. Wii's library generally plays to bite-sized gaming where you can pick up and jump in at any given moment like rail shooters, brawlers, or platformers.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 07, 2010, 10:22:36 PM
tl; dr defined
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Post by: Trent Dole on May 07, 2010, 11:07:49 PM
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Post by: magus on May 08, 2010, 04:55:21 AM
so online TVC is bad? or does it just lack people?
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Post by: bork on May 08, 2010, 05:32:52 AM
so online TVC is bad? or does it just lack people?


Maybe a little of both; it was never that popular a game to begin with (it didn't really make it in arcades).  You can have some great matches, but the problem is that it is always a random match-up and there is no way to accept or deny the match beforehand.  Rage quitters are supposedly "punished" by only getting matched up with other rage quitters after a while, but I was still running across them the last time I played.

The best way I figured out how to play online with friends was to jump onto Xbox Live and ask people I know that have the game for a match.  Then we use XBL to communicate while playing the game.   :P

Capcom did a good job considering the Wii's online limitations, but there's no question that the game would have been much better on the PS3/360 for the online alone.  I am glad MvC3 is getting a proper console release.
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Post by: magus on May 08, 2010, 09:48:50 AM
you should see MH3
it doesn't even seems like a wii game
there are no friend codes
no lags
you can chat with total strangers
you can even search people by nick!
it's like... you stepped into another world
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Post by: archie4208 on May 08, 2010, 10:05:31 AM
you should see MH3
it doesn't even seems like a wii game
there are no friend codes
no lags
you can chat with total strangers
you can even search people by nick!
it's like... you stepped into another world


Sounds like PC gaming circa 1998.  :teehee
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Post by: bork on May 08, 2010, 10:15:22 AM
you should see MH3
it doesn't even seems like a wii game
there are no friend codes
no lags
you can chat with total strangers
you can even search people by nick!
it's like... you stepped into another world


I'm interested in the game, but it would probably just sit on the shelf if I got it. 
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Post by: Third on May 08, 2010, 11:02:52 AM
you should see MH3
it doesn't even seems like a wii game

Oh, yes it does. The graphics are very ugly.
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Post by: twerd on May 08, 2010, 04:21:09 PM
you should see MH3
it doesn't even seems like a wii game

Oh, yes it does. The graphics are very ugly.

it still looks better than all the mh games before it. the actual enemies look good, the environments are a bit flat and there's a bit too much bloom for my taste.
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Post by: etiolate on May 08, 2010, 07:18:23 PM
monster hunter's prob is the fucktarded camera

a shadow's tale interests me the most

Other M hasn't done anything to convince me its not hopelessly corrupted by team ninja

Xenoblade's vastness interests me, but the areas I've seen aren't all that captivating. I love exploring, but part of the allure of exploring is providing a space that offers some interest. So, we'll see.

The original announcement of Wii Party shows Nintendo has yet to bridge the gap between the entrance games and the established genres, and from a games standpoint, the progress of the medium through Wii is still a struggle between the visceral Wii experience and the subdued yet beefier classic gaming experience. Nintendo is separating their Metroid and jRPG anouncements to one month, and then later coming back and saying "hey everybody else! It's Mii time!"
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Post by: magus on May 08, 2010, 07:22:57 PM
bah the only problem with monster hunter camera is that is manual and not automatic
if you guys are too lazy to rotate it yourself then it's your problem
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Post by: twerd on May 09, 2010, 08:09:49 PM
i forgot about NBA JAM BOOM SHAKALALALAMAMALALA
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Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2010, 01:31:37 AM
lol wii.