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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ganhyun on May 18, 2010, 03:57:43 PM

Title: Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?
Post by: Ganhyun on May 18, 2010, 03:57:43 PM: This guy.

Goddam these Tylenol need to fuckin kick in already. This shit be hurting like a motherfucker.

I've fucking torn ligaments and tendons before, but I'd rather go through all that shit again than pass another one of these fucking stones.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Title: Re: Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?
Post by: brob on May 18, 2010, 03:59:32 PM: congrats man, now you get to laugh at women who bitch about labor. :gun
Title: Re: Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?
Post by: Ganhyun on May 18, 2010, 04:06:36 PM: Quote from: Brobzoid on May 18, 2010, 03:59:32 PM
congrats man, now you get to laugh at women who bitch about labor. :gun

considering most of them had Epidurals? You bet I can!

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on May 18, 2010, 04:01:52 PM
All drugged up and tender? :drool

I'm coming over

I await your presence :-[ :-*

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Quote from: Wrath2X on May 18, 2010, 04:03:37 PM
I passed a kidney stone 2 years ago, it was like I fired a cannon ball. Shit was painful.

Hell yea it is.

Only downside is I had a date tonight. I'm probably gonna have to put it off now. Because I don't feel like getting it on anytime soon.
Title: Re: Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?
Post by: Ganhyun on May 18, 2010, 04:07:46 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on May 18, 2010, 04:05:45 PM
Real talk, this dude is tougher than you (and me):

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Rockies-catcher-Miguel-Olivo-passes-kidney-ston?urn=mlb,237573 (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Rockies-catcher-Miguel-Olivo-passes-kidney-ston?urn=mlb,237573)

:bow
Title: Re: Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?
Post by: brob on May 18, 2010, 04:08:31 PM: Quote from: Wrath2X on May 18, 2010, 04:03:37 PM
I passed a kidney stone 2 years ago, it was like I fired a cannon ball. Shit was painful.

wtf aren't you like 19?
Title: Re: Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?
Post by: brob on May 18, 2010, 04:11:13 PM: Too much sand in your diet? :-\
Title: Re: Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?
Post by: Ganhyun on May 18, 2010, 04:24:36 PM: The weird thing is I eat really healthy now. I dont eat fast food (well, I guess Subway is fast food) or fried foods anymore. I only eat grilled/baked meats. I eat a ton of vegetables and fruits as well. I mainly drink water. So Idaknow where this damn thing came from. :'(
Title: Re: Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?
Post by: muckhole on May 18, 2010, 05:49:09 PM: Ugh, poor Ganhyun. A kidney stone is something I've thankfully never (yet) had to endure. Just looking at pictures make me feel weepy.

Make sure to keep it as a trophy!
Title: Re: Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 18, 2010, 05:56:11 PM: Eat the kidney stone to gain it's strength.
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Post by: Eric P on May 18, 2010, 06:03:42 PM: put it back. show your kidneys who's boss
Title: Re: Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 18, 2010, 06:20:25 PM: Tylenol? Fuck that, give this man some opiates.
Title: Re: Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?
Post by: Ganhyun on May 18, 2010, 07:38:00 PM: I've currently made it home now and since I have some extra Vicodin left over from a previous doctor trip, I plan on using it while its still good.
Title: Re: Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?
Post by: Bacchus7 on May 18, 2010, 08:05:35 PM: Anyone ever had gonorrhea before? Pissing while I had that was a pain far worse than with any UTI I've ever had. I can't imagine passing a kidney stone.
Title: Re: Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?
Post by: Powerslave on May 19, 2010, 05:49:13 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on May 18, 2010, 05:56:11 PM
Eat the kidney stone to gain it's strength.

Quote from: Eric P on May 18, 2010, 06:03:42 PM
put it back. show your kidneys who's boss

:lol
Title: Re: Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?
Post by: Akala on May 19, 2010, 07:58:35 AM: I had one at 21. I feel you. :fbm

on the bright side, I haven't had one since.
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Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on May 18, 2010, 06:20:25 PM
Tylenol? Fuck that, give this man some opiates.

pretty much this. I actually thought I was dying or something.

when I first got to the hospital, they tried giving me a tylenol. I had taken like 9 advil by that point so I kind of went off on the nurse.

"but sir, this is tylenol extra strength." FUCK YOU!

not too long after that, they put me on a (morphine? demerol?) drip and I was happy within ~~minutes~~ seconds. I was on the drip for another few hours. it was wonderful. I remember laughing a lot and being mean to people. I also remember shuffling through the hallway of the ER to try to go to the bathroom, dragging my IV bag and a seive to catch whatever might pass through for further study. fun times.

they let me go after a few hours, and gave me a week or two scrip of meperdine. I passed the stone that night or early the next day and had an awesome weekend.

TLDR: next time get some drugs!