Who has 2 thumbs and just passed a kidney stone?

[Ganhyun]

This guy.

Goddam these Tylenol need to fuckin kick in already. This shit be hurting like a motherfucker.

I've fucking torn ligaments and tendons before, but I'd rather go through all that shit again than pass another one of these fucking stones.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

[brob]

congrats man, now you get to laugh at women who bitch about labor. 

[Ganhyun]

congrats man, now you get to laugh at women who bitch about labor. 

considering most of them had Epidurals? You bet I can!

All drugged up and tender? 

I'm coming over

I await your presence  

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I passed a kidney stone 2 years ago, it was like I fired a cannon ball. Shit was painful.

Hell yea it is.

Only downside is I had a date tonight. I'm probably gonna have to put it off now. Because I don't feel like getting it on anytime soon.

[Ganhyun]

Real talk, this dude is tougher than you (and me):

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Rockies-catcher-Miguel-Olivo-passes-kidney-ston?urn=mlb,237573

[brob]

I passed a kidney stone 2 years ago, it was like I fired a cannon ball. Shit was painful.

wtf aren't you like 19?

[brob]

Too much sand in your diet? 

[Ganhyun]

The weird thing is I eat really healthy now. I dont eat fast food (well, I guess Subway is fast food) or fried foods anymore. I only eat grilled/baked meats. I eat a ton of vegetables and fruits as well. I mainly drink water. So Idaknow where this damn thing came from.   :'(

[muckhole]

Ugh, poor Ganhyun. A kidney stone is something I've thankfully never (yet) had to endure. Just looking at pictures make me feel weepy.

Make sure to keep it as a trophy!

[Joe Molotov]

Eat the kidney stone to gain it's strength.

[Eric P]

put it back.  show your kidneys who's boss

[Human Snorenado]

Tylenol?  Fuck that, give this man some opiates.

[Ganhyun]

I've currently made it  home now and since I have some extra Vicodin left over from a previous doctor trip, I plan on using it while its still good.

[Bacchus7]

Anyone ever had gonorrhea before? Pissing while I had that was a pain far worse than with any UTI I've ever had. I can't imagine passing a kidney stone.

[Powerslave]

Eat the kidney stone to gain it's strength.

put it back.  show your kidneys who's boss

[Akala]

I had one at 21. I feel you.

on the bright side, I haven't had one since.

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*knocks on wood*

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Tylenol?  Fuck that, give this man some opiates.

pretty much this. I actually thought I was dying or something.

when I first got to the hospital, they tried giving me a tylenol. I had taken like 9 advil by that point so I kind of went off on the nurse.

"but sir, this is tylenol extra strength." FUCK YOU!

not too long after that, they put me on a (morphine? demerol?) drip and I was happy within minutes seconds. I was on the drip for another few hours. it was wonderful. I remember laughing a lot and being mean to people. I also remember shuffling through the hallway of the ER to try to go to the bathroom, dragging my IV bag and a seive to catch whatever might pass through for further study. fun times.

they let me go after a few hours, and gave me a week or two scrip of meperdine. I passed the stone that night or early the next day and had an awesome weekend.

TLDR: next time get some drugs!