THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on May 27, 2010, 10:13:54 AM
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It goes like this (NSFW): "My pussy's so sore, it's prehistoric".
Sore=Saur? Get it?
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How drunk are you?
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How drunk are you?
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Not drunk!
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You don't got no flow, white boy
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yo yo yo lissen up it's me sexy mc gonna get yah real rile up nah ya hear?
Come on in my tyranna-vagana, gonna bang ya all nite 'till my pussy so sore, it's prehistoric.
I'm the female ELi Porter!
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A Tyrannosore-ass
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A Lickalotapuss
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How's the drrrrrty female rap lyric writing job market these days, anyway? Do I need connections to break in?
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yo yo yo my names gillod. people walk over me like im turd on a curb. workin on sql and php, i moved to korea to pretend i had the life. i realised i would never escape the reality of things and now i'm drinking it up in a ching chong bing bong bar
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Bitches talkin' about pussies, 'ginas,
Allow me to break it like china;
The best name for the slit
or the wound, hiding in the furry patch
known to some as baby hatch
known to me as dirty snatch
Aroma roaming from the jeans
Thinkin' is she jungle love or maybe shaven clean?
Maybe a hip-hugger mini
She doesn't really care if it makes her look slutty
Here I am, hopin' that the skirt don't do it's job
Going up the stairs, little peek at the pubic mob
Silken, lace, cloth are all good
Arrow pointin' down, separation of the hood
Curves pointin' down, straight to the prize
Pink gum hiding right in-betwixt the thighs
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http://worstpapoose.tumblr.com/post/29126791/papoose-lines
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if bitch don't give licks when she sucks the dick
hit that ho harder than the cenozoic hit t-rex
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Bitch better step back and I'm being serious
I'm going through a Cretaceous Period.
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that girl is like, like a lot of age old shit
she's been working and tricking it
since the triassic, and I get careful,
when her and I get down
no disease from paleogene
has ever stopped
that mouth, cuz she'll
suck your dick
be it green, be it warts
she's chugged triceracock
and that dick is as hard as quartz,
so fuck the condoms,
the jimmies just burn when you
up in her tar pits, just pray no plague
or jealous pleseosaur
is hiding in the deep depths
cuz Gillod's mom sucked the dick
out of diadectes
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"My pussy's so sore, it's prehistoric call my clit Mjolnir".
Fixed.
Helps if you lisp, though.
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:lol
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"My pussy's so sore, it's prehistoric call my clit Mjolnir".
Fixed.
Helps if you lisp, though.
A blonde is walking along one stormy night when a bolt of lighting strikes right next to her, and the accompanying thunderclap knocks her over, limbs all akimbo. A huge norseman with a hammer steps out from the blinding flash, sees the woman with her legs spread and, presuming this to be an invitation, gets to work.
He hefts her legs, works his way in, and begins pounding, and they proceed to go at it for hours. Against trees, up and down the sidewalk, along the curb, across the road, and finally into the bushes. As it were.
Spent, the two of them collapse. The norseman looks up suddenly, realizing he hasn't introduced himself. "Hello! I'm Thor!" he says.
She says back, "You're thore? I'm tho thore I can hardly thtand!"