"My pussy's so sore, it's prehistoric call my clit Mjolnir".
Fixed.
Helps if you lisp, though.
A blonde is walking along one stormy night when a bolt of lighting strikes right next to her, and the accompanying thunderclap knocks her over, limbs all akimbo. A huge norseman with a hammer steps out from the blinding flash, sees the woman with her legs spread and, presuming this to be an invitation, gets to work.
He hefts her legs, works his way in, and begins pounding, and they proceed to go at it for hours. Against trees, up and down the sidewalk, along the curb, across the road, and finally into the bushes. As it were.
Spent, the two of them collapse. The norseman looks up suddenly, realizing he hasn't introduced himself. "Hello! I'm Thor!" he says.
She says back, "You're thore? I'm tho thore I can hardly thtand!"
