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Title: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 20, 2010, 12:57:42 PM
Hollywood Legend Amanda Bynes has retired.

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I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I've #retired


http://twitter.com/chicky

In more important news she's also got jungle fever

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I like black men I'm very attracted to them just fyi

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it's amaziing how good it feels when someone knows how to love your body! I am having withdrawals from a certain guy lol :)

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So turns out i prefer chocolate over vanilla. interesting.

So now I have a shot at her.
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 20, 2010, 01:01:32 PM
skinny as fuck and kinda plain, but for some reason I always wanted to bang her. Now I have a chance  :elephant
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: demi on June 20, 2010, 01:01:52 PM
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I like black men I'm very attracted to them just fyi

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I love dudes that know how to respect a woman

She's in for a shock
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 20, 2010, 01:06:43 PM
It's not a surprise she's retiring.  Was she even getting any work before this announcement?  I just remember her getting some press over some skimpy photo shoots for Maxim or FHM but then the publicity died pretty quickly. 


skinny as fuck and kinda plain, but for some reason I always wanted to bang her. Now I have a chance  :elephant

???

Her face has always struck me as being really round.  Pretty good body though.  Definitely one of the more attractive BBC lovers. 
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Robo on June 20, 2010, 01:16:28 PM
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I like black men I'm very attracted to them just fyi

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I love dudes that know how to respect a woman

She's in for a shock

 :lol
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 20, 2010, 01:19:26 PM
Just realized that the OP makes it sound like she's retiring because of her BBC addiction.  LOL

Maybe she'll start working in IR flicks now? :drool
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 20, 2010, 05:54:59 PM
Was she even getting any work before this announcement?

Nope.
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 20, 2010, 06:04:06 PM
Should have developed a coke addiction
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Diunx on June 20, 2010, 06:14:10 PM
Just realized that the OP makes it sound like she's retiring because of her BBC addiction.  LOL

Maybe she'll start working in IR flicks now? :drool

She probably has some homemade IR movies laying around her house.
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 20, 2010, 06:25:30 PM
So is she moving into 'singing'. 'modeling' or 'fashion' now?
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Beezy on June 20, 2010, 06:29:11 PM
fuck you demi :lol
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 20, 2010, 06:47:57 PM
Demi with the ether :lol

God, I remember her being in "All That"? That shitty Nick variety show
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: BlackMage on June 20, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
the only movie i saw with her in it was big fat liar and.. well yeah she should retire because i don't think she'll top that performance  :P
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 20, 2010, 08:43:22 PM
Oh god I used to crank it to her all the time and now she likes black guys? I am in heaven!
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 20, 2010, 08:50:22 PM
:rofl at demi
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 20, 2010, 08:54:07 PM
From Erica P:

"Clearly, Tiger Woods has changed her life."
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 20, 2010, 08:58:18 PM
That's pretty lame, Willco. You forward on news from here to Erica P and then post her reply. Why not just let her post here? It's not like were swimming in pussy here.
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 20, 2010, 08:58:56 PM
whose erica p
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 20, 2010, 09:00:31 PM
She is Eric P with a vagina.
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 20, 2010, 09:01:06 PM
That's pretty lame, Willco. You forward on news from here to Erica P and then post her reply. Why not just let her post here? It's not like were swimming in pussy here.

She's been posting here for awhile :teehee
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 20, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
She is Eric P with a vagina.

That's not you?  ???
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 20, 2010, 09:03:22 PM
I wish I was as delightfully witty as Eric P!
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 20, 2010, 09:04:49 PM
You are in my heart Wilco  :-* :-[
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Himu on June 20, 2010, 09:05:55 PM
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I like black men I'm very attracted to them just fyi

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I love dudes that know how to respect a woman

She's in for a shock
:lol
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 20, 2010, 09:06:31 PM
Wait what?
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 20, 2010, 09:06:42 PM
Himurowned
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 20, 2010, 09:15:01 PM
:teehee
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Bloodwake on June 20, 2010, 11:58:53 PM
Yeah, Erica P needs to join us.
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: demi on June 21, 2010, 12:01:05 AM
She did, she postee on Toy Story 3 thread. I dont blame you for not seeing cause NOBODY CARES ABOUT SHITTY MOVIES
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 21, 2010, 12:01:33 AM
Those dolls made me cry, you jerk! :punch
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 21, 2010, 12:01:50 AM
Just kidding, my name's not Raban. :lol
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 21, 2010, 12:23:09 AM
Should have developed a coke addiction

One addiction to fill the gaping hope in her soul, the other to fill the gaping hole in her body. 
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: TripleA on June 21, 2010, 01:18:57 AM
She's not skinny anymore, she's chubby now http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages2/amanda_bynes_party_dress_big.jpg (http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages2/amanda_bynes_party_dress_big.jpg)

If this isn't another incident of "My twitter got hacked OMG!", then I think she's quitting acting because she's not relevant anymore.

It's funny: 5 years ago girls like her, Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff were "the next Angelina! the next Julia Roberts!!!!etc", now they're simply not relevant at ALL.



Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Diunx on June 21, 2010, 01:24:36 AM
lol another fat white chick falling for the charms of a BBC.
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 21, 2010, 01:31:14 AM
well, the British Broadcasting Corporation is never going to be the same again for me now. thx
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: TripleA on June 21, 2010, 01:35:01 AM
And is it just me or does her twitter seem a little ... off ...
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: pilonv1 on June 21, 2010, 02:27:52 AM
:rofl demi
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 21, 2010, 02:30:52 AM
She's not skinny anymore, she's chubby now http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages2/amanda_bynes_party_dress_big.jpg (http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages2/amanda_bynes_party_dress_big.jpg)



I'd smash that so hard
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 21, 2010, 02:41:49 AM
well, the British Broadcasting Corporation is never going to be the same again for me now. thx

:teehee

Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: pilonv1 on June 21, 2010, 04:09:54 AM
She's not skinny anymore, she's chubby now http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages2/amanda_bynes_party_dress_big.jpg (http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages2/amanda_bynes_party_dress_big.jpg)



I'd smash that so hard

me too :drool
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Mupepe on June 21, 2010, 01:08:22 PM
anyone saying they wouldn't hit it is mad fucking homo.  she's sexy.
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 21, 2010, 01:09:51 PM
Only blacks tho
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:11:00 PM
Put a bag over the face. But the body is kicking.
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 21, 2010, 01:13:44 PM
Is that how black people do it?

"Put a bag over yo face, yo body be kicking but - dam! - dat face."

"Oh, Stoney, you really know how to seduce a woman."
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:18:43 PM
Is that how black people do it?

"Put a bag over yo face, yo body be kicking but - dam! - dat face."

"Oh, Stoney, you really know how to seduce a woman."

YES!

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(http://i30.tinypic.com/261p9gk.jpg)
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Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Mupepe on June 21, 2010, 01:18:51 PM
Put a bag over the face. But the body is kicking.
whaaaaaaaa?  You like Rihanna though don't you??
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Mupepe on June 21, 2010, 01:19:14 PM
Is that how black people do it?

"Put a bag over yo face, yo body be kicking but - dam! - dat face."

"Oh, Stoney, you really know how to seduce a woman."

YES!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i30.tinypic.com/261p9gk.jpg)
[close]

okay now that's a fucking brown bag special.  glorious!
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:19:55 PM
Put a bag over the face. But the body is kicking.
whaaaaaaaa?  You like Rihanna though don't you??

I think you have me confused with PD or something. Rihanna is another nice body. Average face chick.
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 21, 2010, 01:20:33 PM
Stoney has been tracking Amanda for decades. He watched this...
[youtube=560,345]qYLt0unSa48[/youtube]

... blossom into this:
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[youtube=560,345]OAqN30UvO9g[/youtube]
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Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Mupepe on June 21, 2010, 01:21:19 PM
Put a bag over the face. But the body is kicking.
whaaaaaaaa?  You like Rihanna though don't you??

I think you have me confused with PD or something. Rihanna is another nice body. Average face chick.

Rihanna isn't average faced.  Rihanna is alien faced.  Amanda is at WORST average faced.  But definitely in the good territory IMO.  I'd hit it like no tomorrow and accomplish a childhood dream.  Oh man, so many times spanking it to All That
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:24:09 PM
I'm really only familar with her from that soccer movie where she plays the dude. But I think that's only because it plays into my cheeseburger fetish.

Honestly I missed all the Nickoledeon or Disney crap most of these modern 20's something stars started from.
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:27:26 PM
Put a bag over the face. But the body is kicking.
whaaaaaaaa?  You like Rihanna though don't you??

I think you have me confused with PD or something. Rihanna is another nice body. Average face chick.

Rihanna isn't average faced.  Rihanna is alien faced.  Amanda is at WORST average faced.  But definitely in the good territory IMO.  I'd hit it like no tomorrow and accomplish a childhood dream.  Oh man, so many times spanking it to All That

Amanda looks like fat chipmunk storing nuts in her cheeks to me in the face. But the body is on point. But facial beauty I've noticed is very variable. Where as most people agree a kicking body is a kicking body.

btw stole that earlier pic from this thread

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=226554
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Mupepe on June 21, 2010, 01:28:51 PM
man she was prime spank material when I was like 12
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Mupepe on June 21, 2010, 01:29:08 PM
Put a bag over the face. But the body is kicking.
whaaaaaaaa?  You like Rihanna though don't you??

I think you have me confused with PD or something. Rihanna is another nice body. Average face chick.

Rihanna isn't average faced.  Rihanna is alien faced.  Amanda is at WORST average faced.  But definitely in the good territory IMO.  I'd hit it like no tomorrow and accomplish a childhood dream.  Oh man, so many times spanking it to All That

Amanda looks like fat chipmunk storing nuts in her cheeks to me in the face. But the body is on point. But facial beauty I've noticed is very variable. Where as most people agree a kicking body is a kicking body.
i love chubby faces :(
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: brob on June 21, 2010, 01:48:22 PM
I'm with ya rob. the girl has character.

Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Mupepe on June 21, 2010, 02:00:34 PM
I'm with ya rob. the girl has character.


*high five*
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 21, 2010, 03:08:38 PM
I'd hit but she's no longer tight.   :(


(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/8449/bynes.jpg)
Title: Re: Acting Legend Retires
Post by: pilonv1 on June 21, 2010, 07:15:36 PM
Only blacks tho

I'm not black