Author Topic: Acting Legend Retires (Read 3827 times)

Stoney Mason · « **on:** June 20, 2010, 12:57:42 PM »

Hollywood Legend Amanda Bynes has retired.

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I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I've #retired

http://twitter.com/chicky

In more important news she's also got jungle fever

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I like black men I'm very attracted to them just fyi

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it's amaziing how good it feels when someone knows how to love your body! I am having withdrawals from a certain guy lol

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So turns out i prefer chocolate over vanilla. interesting.

So now I have a shot at her.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** June 20, 2010, 01:01:32 PM »

skinny as fuck and kinda plain, but for some reason I always wanted to bang her. Now I have a chance

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** June 20, 2010, 01:01:52 PM »

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I like black men I'm very attracted to them just fyi

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I love dudes that know how to respect a woman

She's in for a shock

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #3 on:** June 20, 2010, 01:06:43 PM »

It's not a surprise she's retiring. Was she even getting any work before this announcement? I just remember her getting some press over some skimpy photo shoots for Maxim or FHM but then the publicity died pretty quickly.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 20, 2010, 01:01:32 PM

skinny as fuck and kinda plain, but for some reason I always wanted to bang her. Now I have a chance

Her face has always struck me as being really round. Pretty good body though. Definitely one of the more attractive BBC lovers.

Robo · « **Reply #4 on:** June 20, 2010, 01:16:28 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 20, 2010, 01:01:52 PM

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I like black men I'm very attracted to them just fyi

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I love dudes that know how to respect a woman

She's in for a shock

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5 on:** June 20, 2010, 01:19:26 PM »

Just realized that the OP makes it sound like she's retiring because of her BBC addiction. LOL

Maybe she'll start working in IR flicks now?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6 on:** June 20, 2010, 05:54:59 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on June 20, 2010, 01:06:43 PM

Was she even getting any work before this announcement?

Nope.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #7 on:** June 20, 2010, 06:04:06 PM »

Should have developed a coke addiction

Diunx · « **Reply #8 on:** June 20, 2010, 06:14:10 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on June 20, 2010, 01:19:26 PM

Just realized that the OP makes it sound like she's retiring because of her BBC addiction. LOL

Maybe she'll start working in IR flicks now?

She probably has some homemade IR movies laying around her house.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9 on:** June 20, 2010, 06:25:30 PM »

So is she moving into 'singing'. 'modeling' or 'fashion' now?

Beezy · « **Reply #10 on:** June 20, 2010, 06:29:11 PM »

fuck you demi

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11 on:** June 20, 2010, 06:47:57 PM »

Demi with the ether

God, I remember her being in "All That"? That shitty Nick variety show

BlackMage · « **Reply #12 on:** June 20, 2010, 06:53:52 PM »

the only movie i saw with her in it was big fat liar and.. well yeah she should retire because i don't think she'll top that performance

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #13 on:** June 20, 2010, 08:43:22 PM »

Oh god I used to crank it to her all the time and now she likes black guys? I am in heaven!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** June 20, 2010, 08:50:22 PM »

at demi

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** June 20, 2010, 08:54:07 PM »

From Erica P:

"Clearly, Tiger Woods has changed her life."

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16 on:** June 20, 2010, 08:58:18 PM »

That's pretty lame, Willco. You forward on news from here to Erica P and then post her reply. Why not just let her post here? It's not like were swimming in pussy here.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #17 on:** June 20, 2010, 08:58:56 PM »

whose erica p

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** June 20, 2010, 09:00:31 PM »

She is Eric P with a vagina.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** June 20, 2010, 09:01:06 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 20, 2010, 08:58:18 PM

That's pretty lame, Willco. You forward on news from here to Erica P and then post her reply. Why not just let her post here? It's not like were swimming in pussy here.

She's been posting here for awhile

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #20 on:** June 20, 2010, 09:01:57 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 20, 2010, 09:00:31 PM

She is Eric P with a vagina.

That's not you?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** June 20, 2010, 09:03:22 PM »

I wish I was as delightfully witty as Eric P!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #22 on:** June 20, 2010, 09:04:49 PM »

You are in my heart Wilco

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** June 20, 2010, 09:05:55 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 20, 2010, 01:01:52 PM

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I like black men I'm very attracted to them just fyi

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I love dudes that know how to respect a woman

She's in for a shock

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #24 on:** June 20, 2010, 09:06:31 PM »

Wait what?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** June 20, 2010, 09:06:42 PM »

Himurowned

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #26 on:** June 20, 2010, 09:15:01 PM »

Bloodwake · « **Reply #27 on:** June 20, 2010, 11:58:53 PM »

Yeah, Erica P needs to join us.

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** June 21, 2010, 12:01:05 AM »

She did, she postee on Toy Story 3 thread. I dont blame you for not seeing cause NOBODY CARES ABOUT SHITTY MOVIES

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** June 21, 2010, 12:01:33 AM »

Those dolls made me cry, you jerk!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** June 21, 2010, 12:01:50 AM »

Just kidding, my name's not Raban.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #31 on:** June 21, 2010, 12:23:09 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 20, 2010, 06:04:06 PM

Should have developed a coke addiction

One addiction to fill the gaping hope in her soul, the other to fill the gaping hole in her body.

TripleA · « **Reply #32 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:18:57 AM »

She's not skinny anymore, she's chubby now http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages2/amanda_bynes_party_dress_big.jpg

If this isn't another incident of "My twitter got hacked OMG!", then I think she's quitting acting because she's not relevant anymore.

It's funny: 5 years ago girls like her, Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff were "the next Angelina! the next Julia Roberts!!!!etc", now they're simply not relevant at ALL.

Diunx · « **Reply #33 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:24:36 AM »

lol another fat white chick falling for the charms of a BBC.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #34 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:31:14 AM »

well, the British Broadcasting Corporation is never going to be the same again for me now. thx

TripleA · « **Reply #35 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:35:01 AM »

And is it just me or does her twitter seem a little ... off ...

pilonv1 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 21, 2010, 02:27:52 AM »

demi

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** June 21, 2010, 02:30:52 AM »

Quote from: TripleA on June 21, 2010, 01:18:57 AM

She's not skinny anymore, she's chubby now http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages2/amanda_bynes_party_dress_big.jpg

I'd smash that so hard

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #38 on:** June 21, 2010, 02:41:49 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on June 21, 2010, 01:31:14 AM

well, the British Broadcasting Corporation is never going to be the same again for me now. thx

pilonv1 · « **Reply #39 on:** June 21, 2010, 04:09:54 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 21, 2010, 02:30:52 AM

Quote from: TripleA on June 21, 2010, 01:18:57 AM
She's not skinny anymore, she's chubby now http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages2/amanda_bynes_party_dress_big.jpg

I'd smash that so hard

me too

Mupepe · « **Reply #40 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:08:22 PM »

anyone saying they wouldn't hit it is mad fucking homo. she's sexy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:09:51 PM »

Only blacks tho

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #42 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:11:00 PM »

Put a bag over the face. But the body is kicking.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #43 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:13:44 PM »

Is that how black people do it?

"Put a bag over yo face, yo body be kicking but - dam! - dat face."

"Oh, Stoney, you really know how to seduce a woman."

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #44 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:18:43 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 21, 2010, 01:13:44 PM

Is that how black people do it?

"Put a bag over yo face, yo body be kicking but - dam! - dat face."

"Oh, Stoney, you really know how to seduce a woman."

YES!

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Mupepe · « **Reply #45 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:18:51 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:11:00 PM

Put a bag over the face. But the body is kicking.

whaaaaaaaa? You like Rihanna though don't you??

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:19:14 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:18:43 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 21, 2010, 01:13:44 PM
Is that how black people do it?

"Put a bag over yo face, yo body be kicking but - dam! - dat face."

"Oh, Stoney, you really know how to seduce a woman."

YES!

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[close]

okay now that's a fucking brown bag special. glorious!

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #47 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:19:55 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 21, 2010, 01:18:51 PM

Quote from: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:11:00 PM
Put a bag over the face. But the body is kicking.
whaaaaaaaa? You like Rihanna though don't you??

I think you have me confused with PD or something. Rihanna is another nice body. Average face chick.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #48 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:20:33 PM »

Stoney has been tracking Amanda for decades. He watched this...
[youtube=560,345]qYLt0unSa48[/youtube]

... blossom into this:

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[youtube=560,345]OAqN30UvO9g[/youtube]

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Mupepe · « **Reply #49 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:21:19 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:19:55 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 21, 2010, 01:18:51 PM
Quote from: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:11:00 PM
Put a bag over the face. But the body is kicking.
whaaaaaaaa? You like Rihanna though don't you??

I think you have me confused with PD or something. Rihanna is another nice body. Average face chick.

Rihanna isn't average faced. Rihanna is alien faced. Amanda is at WORST average faced. But definitely in the good territory IMO. I'd hit it like no tomorrow and accomplish a childhood dream. Oh man, so many times spanking it to All That

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #50 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:24:09 PM »

I'm really only familar with her from that soccer movie where she plays the dude. But I think that's only because it plays into my cheeseburger fetish.

Honestly I missed all the Nickoledeon or Disney crap most of these modern 20's something stars started from.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #51 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:27:26 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 21, 2010, 01:21:19 PM

Quote from: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:19:55 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 21, 2010, 01:18:51 PM
Quote from: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:11:00 PM
Put a bag over the face. But the body is kicking.
whaaaaaaaa? You like Rihanna though don't you??

I think you have me confused with PD or something. Rihanna is another nice body. Average face chick.

Rihanna isn't average faced. Rihanna is alien faced. Amanda is at WORST average faced. But definitely in the good territory IMO. I'd hit it like no tomorrow and accomplish a childhood dream. Oh man, so many times spanking it to All That

Amanda looks like fat chipmunk storing nuts in her cheeks to me in the face. But the body is on point. But facial beauty I've noticed is very variable. Where as most people agree a kicking body is a kicking body.

btw stole that earlier pic from this thread

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=226554

Mupepe · « **Reply #52 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:28:51 PM »

man she was prime spank material when I was like 12

Mupepe · « **Reply #53 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:29:08 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:27:26 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 21, 2010, 01:21:19 PM
Quote from: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:19:55 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 21, 2010, 01:18:51 PM
Quote from: Stoney Mason on June 21, 2010, 01:11:00 PM
Put a bag over the face. But the body is kicking.
whaaaaaaaa? You like Rihanna though don't you??

I think you have me confused with PD or something. Rihanna is another nice body. Average face chick.

Rihanna isn't average faced. Rihanna is alien faced. Amanda is at WORST average faced. But definitely in the good territory IMO. I'd hit it like no tomorrow and accomplish a childhood dream. Oh man, so many times spanking it to All That

Amanda looks like fat chipmunk storing nuts in her cheeks to me in the face. But the body is on point. But facial beauty I've noticed is very variable. Where as most people agree a kicking body is a kicking body.

i love chubby faces

brob · « **Reply #54 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:48:22 PM »

I'm with ya rob. the girl has character.

Mupepe · « **Reply #55 on:** June 21, 2010, 02:00:34 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on June 21, 2010, 01:48:22 PM

I'm with ya rob. the girl has character.

*high five*

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #56 on:** June 21, 2010, 03:08:38 PM »

I'd hit but she's no longer tight.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #57 on:** June 21, 2010, 07:15:36 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 21, 2010, 01:09:51 PM

Only blacks tho

I'm not black

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Author Topic: Acting Legend Retires (Read 3827 times)