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Title: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 24, 2010, 11:01:29 AM: This place has some of the most relaxed drinking laws in the nation, but there is literally NOTHING TO DO HERE but drink and cook meth. :lol
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Bacchus7 on June 24, 2010, 11:03:46 AM: :bow Backseat drinking and driving :bow2
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Akala on June 24, 2010, 11:05:31 AM: sounds fun to me.
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 24, 2010, 11:07:05 AM: Also, when I crossed over into Missouri, one of the first things I saw was a sign that read: "Noise ordinance will be enforced". I immediately cranked up my stereo in protest.
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Post by: Eric P on June 24, 2010, 11:17:01 AM: you fought the power

you're like a jewish chuck d.
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Post by: Akala on June 24, 2010, 11:26:50 AM: That's ony in new Orleans really :(
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 24, 2010, 11:50:37 AM: :bow Daiquiri drive-thrus :bow2
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 24, 2010, 11:52:20 AM: Yeah, that's pretty much a specific area.

From what I have learned, any passengers can have an open container.

Not to mention public drinking.
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Positive Touch on June 24, 2010, 01:22:58 PM: Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 24, 2010, 11:01:29 AM
This place has some of the most relaxed drinking laws in the nation, but there is literally NOTHING TO DO HERE but drink and cook meth. :lol

but really what else do you need?

what city are you in?
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Diunx on June 24, 2010, 01:44:12 PM: You can do all that crap here, no wonder the tourists love this place :bow2
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: lennedsay on June 24, 2010, 01:59:23 PM: It might be illegal now, but only if you get caught. :teehee

What part of MO? I'm hungry and ready for you to pick me up for lunch. :-*
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: drew on June 24, 2010, 02:01:51 PM: i saw a sign that said "METH WATCH COMMUNITY" while driving around michigan last weekend

some time this summer im gonna get really drunk and steal it
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 24, 2010, 06:47:30 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on June 24, 2010, 01:59:23 PM
It might be illegal now, but only if you get caught. :teehee

What part of MO? I'm hungry and ready for you to pick me up for lunch. :-*

I'm in Callao (sp?), outside of Macon. I went walking this morning on the main highway, because there are no sidewalks - but there is no traffic. This place is nuts. It's all farms and stuff.
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Post by: Jansen on June 24, 2010, 06:53:00 PM: dude the major tourist attraction here is BRANSON.

that should tell you how fuck boring it is to live in misery.
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 24, 2010, 06:57:56 PM: The people here seem to enjoy this isolation. I don't get it, personally.

I stopped by my pal's family's farm, which had a full complement of goats, ducks, turkeys, chickens, etc., and there is a small, creepy cemetery fenced in directly behind the property. Directly behind the cemetery is a creepy house that his family bought off a psychotic meth head who murdered his wife; I was driving from it last night in a thing called a gator as fog began to roll in over the cemetery.

Yeah, that shit was nuts.
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 24, 2010, 07:06:32 PM: It was like a golf cart with four wheel drive and a flatbed. I had never seen one of those before!
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: lennedsay on June 24, 2010, 08:49:02 PM: I have no idea where you are, but you damn well better believe I know what a Gator is! Nothing better than driving that around while drunk. It's like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow's ATV.

It's made by John Deere, you know. :-*

If you go down south toward Bonne Terre, you'll get to see the billboard that says, "This is Metal Roof On Your Home Country!" No motherfuckin lie. :'(
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Akala on June 24, 2010, 09:07:43 PM: Quote from: The Business on June 24, 2010, 02:19:34 PM
Quote from: Akala on June 24, 2010, 11:26:50 AM
That's ony in new Orleans really :(

Open container in the car is state law, not just New Orleans.

I was talking about drinking out of a glass bottle next to a cop.

There are lots of all-night booze joints here though.
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Post by: Disposable White Guy on June 24, 2010, 10:26:50 PM: You left me on my 4 day weekend to walk down some empty highway and lurch away from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre house in a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow's ATV?

smh

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Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Positive Touch on June 24, 2010, 11:07:07 PM: wtf macon's like 30 min. north of Columbia, in the middle of seriously NOWHERE. if someone insists in visiting our state they should never stop anywhere except St. Louis or Kansas City because everywhere else is total bottom-of-the-barrel hillbilly shitholes. of course stl and kc both suck ass too but at least they're not cornfields.
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Bloodwake on June 24, 2010, 11:12:40 PM: Wow, you guys are making Kentucky sound civilized right now.
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 24, 2010, 11:54:36 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on June 24, 2010, 08:49:02 PM
I have no idea where you are, but you damn well better believe I know what a Gator is! Nothing better than driving that around while drunk. It's like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow's ATV.

It's made by John Deere, you know. :-*

If you go down south toward Bonne Terre, you'll get to see the billboard that says, "This is Metal Roof On Your Home Country!" No motherfuckin lie. :'(

Let's party lennedsay! :rock
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 25, 2010, 12:20:45 AM: Isn't Kansas City pretty civilized? I haven't been to KC myself but my parents enjoyed their stay there.
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Post by: tiesto on June 25, 2010, 12:33:14 AM: What's the purpose of the trip? See the country? Have a destination?
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Diunx on June 25, 2010, 12:48:58 AM: Research for his film about a group of old menopausal women that go on a wild road trip across the u s of a.
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 25, 2010, 12:53:13 AM: Willco should really go to Kentucky
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: lennedsay on June 25, 2010, 01:01:31 AM: Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 24, 2010, 11:54:36 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on June 24, 2010, 08:49:02 PM
I have no idea where you are, but you damn well better believe I know what a Gator is! Nothing better than driving that around while drunk. It's like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow's ATV.

It's made by John Deere, you know. :-*

If you go down south toward Bonne Terre, you'll get to see the billboard that says, "This is Metal Roof On Your Home Country!" No motherfuckin lie. :'(

Let's party lennedsay! :rock

:rock

But I'm scared to leave my yuppie suburbia for fear of po'people. :yuck
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 25, 2010, 01:03:46 AM: Quote from: tiesto on June 25, 2010, 12:33:14 AM
What's the purpose of the trip? See the country? Have a destination?

Metaphoric diaspora in which a naive young Jew will not only learn much about himself but also the trials and tribulations of his people's long-lasting journey to find a home.
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 25, 2010, 01:04:51 AM: the promised land. Why take over Palestine when you can have Ohio?
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 25, 2010, 01:59:27 AM: Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 25, 2010, 01:04:51 AM
the promised land. Why take over Palestine when you can have Ohio?

More land, better scenery. Why won't they just take the deal?
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Bloodwake on June 25, 2010, 02:02:11 AM: Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 25, 2010, 12:53:13 AM
Willco should really go to Kentucky

I agree.

Also, if you show up, me and tehjaybo are going to take you to see brandonh83. I'm pretty sure that would be an enjoyable conversation about film for everyone.
Title: Re: Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!
Post by: Tauntaun on June 25, 2010, 09:42:54 AM: This heerrrr Mizzuurrri! We holdin up air rights so OBAAAMA can't take 'em away! :maf