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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ichirou on July 10, 2010, 10:51:09 AM

Title: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2010, 10:51:09 AM: First Mel Gibson, now Steve Urkel... :'(

http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/08/jaleel-white-steve-urkel-family-matters-criminal-battery-police-baby-mama-domestic-violence/

'Urkel' Investigated for Allegedly Smacking Baby Mama
7/8/2010 2:50 PM PDT by TMZ Staff

TMZ has learned ... Jaleel White -- the actor who played Steve Urkel on "Family Matters" -- is under investigation for allegedly battering a woman.

Sources familiar with the police report tell us ... the alleged victim claims White allegedly punched her in one of her breast implants while they were driving on Pacific Coast Highway two weeks ago, with an infant in the car. We're told, she claims when they got home White allegedly slapped her, and pushed her into a toilet so hard it broke the tank.

Sources connected with White's baby mama, Bridget Hardy, tell TMZ Hardy is in fact the alleged victim. We're told she did not report any injuries.

The alleged victim filed a report with the LAPD Tuesday. The investigation is ongoing.

A rep for Jaleel tells TMZ, "There was absolutely no battery ... no abuse ... and the incident never happened."

The rep continues, "This is just a ploy in an ongoing custody battle over their young daughter to tarnish his name."
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 10, 2010, 10:52:49 AM: :'(
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2010, 10:54:34 AM: "Urkel arrested for punching his girlfriend in her breast implants"

(http://douglasernstylp.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/steve_urkel.jpg)
"Did I do thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2010, 10:55:12 AM: It was Stefan, not Urkel :'(
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2010, 10:58:23 AM: (http://danielmandell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/stefan-urkel.jpg)

Weren't they one and the same, though? It was some Jekyll and Hyde thing.
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: archie4208 on July 10, 2010, 11:00:18 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on July 10, 2010, 10:54:34 AM
"Urkel arrested for punching his girlfriend in her breast implants"

(http://douglasernstylp.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/steve_urkel.jpg)
"Did I do thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

:rofl
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 10, 2010, 11:02:27 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on July 10, 2010, 10:58:23 AM
(http://danielmandell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/stefan-urkel.jpg)

Weren't they one and the same, though? It was some Jekyll and Hyde thing.

Urkel had to use that crazy scifi box of his to become Stefan.
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Diunx on July 10, 2010, 11:03:30 AM: Never watched that show.
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: demi on July 10, 2010, 11:29:16 AM: "so hard it broke the tank"

fat white bitch confirmed, PD annihilated
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Tieno on July 10, 2010, 11:33:52 AM: lots of black men beat women, it seems. First Chris Brown, now Urkel...
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Himu on July 10, 2010, 03:49:16 PM: NO

HE WAS MY HERO
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast impla
Post by: Barry Egan on July 10, 2010, 03:51:15 PM: I wonder who gives the bigger beating; Urkel, or Gary Coleman?
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Brehvolution on July 10, 2010, 10:38:51 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on July 10, 2010, 10:54:34 AM
"Urkel arrested for punching his girlfriend in her breast implants"

(http://douglasernstylp.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/steve_urkel.jpg)
"Did I do thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"
:rofl
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 10, 2010, 11:21:21 PM: Quote from: Wrath2X on July 10, 2010, 11:44:43 AM
He'll always be my favorite black nerd*

Himuro and PD excluded, because those are fictional characters
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 11, 2010, 03:10:19 AM: Uh oh, Carl's gonna be pissed if he's been smacking around Laura.
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 11, 2010, 03:48:42 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2010, 10:55:12 AM
It was Stefan, not Urkel :'(

I lol'd
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Yeti on July 11, 2010, 06:04:09 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 10, 2010, 11:02:27 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on July 10, 2010, 10:58:23 AM
http://danielmandell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/stefan-urkel.jpg

Weren't they one and the same, though? It was some Jekyll and Hyde thing.

Urkel had to use that crazy scifi box of his to become Stefan.

I think later in the show they actually got split into two different people with Stefan pairing off with Laura and Steve pairing off with Myra.
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Ichirou on July 11, 2010, 06:43:19 PM: The girl who played Myra died. :(
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 11, 2010, 07:37:59 PM: Quote from: Yeti on July 11, 2010, 06:04:09 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 10, 2010, 11:02:27 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on July 10, 2010, 10:58:23 AM
http://danielmandell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/stefan-urkel.jpg

Weren't they one and the same, though? It was some Jekyll and Hyde thing.

Urkel had to use that crazy scifi box of his to become Stefan.

I think later in the show they actually got split into two different people with Stefan pairing off with Laura and Steve pairing off with Myra.

Actually, at the end of the show Steve finally ended up with Laura.
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 11, 2010, 08:16:05 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on July 11, 2010, 06:43:19 PM
The girl who played Myra died. :(

Urkel has gone too far.
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: tiesto on July 12, 2010, 08:51:12 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on July 11, 2010, 06:43:19 PM
The girl who played Myra died. :(

Back on the show, Myra was wayyy hotter than Laura.
Title: Re: Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants
Post by: lennedsay on July 12, 2010, 09:10:31 AM: Quote from: tiesto on July 12, 2010, 08:51:12 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on July 11, 2010, 06:43:19 PM
The girl who played Myra died. :(

Back on the show, Myra was wayyy hotter than Laura.

Myrtle was hotter than both. :teehee