Where have all our heroes gone? Urkel punches baby mama in her breast implants

[Ichirou]

First Mel Gibson, now Steve Urkel...  :'(

http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/08/jaleel-white-steve-urkel-family-matters-criminal-battery-police-baby-mama-domestic-violence/

'Urkel' Investigated for Allegedly Smacking Baby Mama
7/8/2010 2:50 PM PDT by TMZ Staff

TMZ has learned ... Jaleel White -- the actor who played Steve Urkel on "Family Matters" -- is under investigation for allegedly battering a woman.

Sources familiar with the police report tell us ... the alleged victim claims White allegedly punched her in one of her breast implants while they were driving on Pacific Coast Highway two weeks ago, with an infant in the car.  We're told, she claims when they got home White allegedly slapped her, and pushed her into a toilet so hard it broke the tank.

Sources connected with White's baby mama, Bridget Hardy, tell TMZ Hardy is in fact the alleged victim.  We're told she did not report any injuries.
 
The alleged victim filed a report with the LAPD Tuesday.  The investigation is ongoing.

A rep for Jaleel tells TMZ, "There was absolutely no battery ... no abuse ... and the incident never happened."

The rep continues, "This is just a ploy in an ongoing custody battle over their young daughter to tarnish his name."

[Great Rumbler]

 :'(

[Ichirou]

"Urkel arrested for punching his girlfriend in her breast implants"


"Did I do thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

[Phoenix Dark]

It was Stefan, not Urkel  :'(

[Ichirou]

Weren't they one and the same, though?  It was some Jekyll and Hyde thing.

[archie4208]

"Urkel arrested for punching his girlfriend in her breast implants"

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"Did I do thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

[Great Rumbler]

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Weren't they one and the same, though?  It was some Jekyll and Hyde thing.

Urkel had to use that crazy scifi box of his to become Stefan.

[Diunx]

Never watched that show.

[demi]

"so hard it broke the tank"

fat white bitch confirmed, PD annihilated

[Tieno]

lots of black men beat women, it seems. First Chris Brown, now Urkel...

[Himu]

NO

HE WAS MY HERO

[Barry Egan]

I wonder who gives the bigger beating; Urkel, or Gary Coleman? 

[Brehvolution]

"Urkel arrested for punching his girlfriend in her breast implants"

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"Did I do thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

[Dickie Dee]

He'll always be my favorite black nerd*

Himuro and PD excluded, because those are fictional characters

[Joe Molotov]

Uh oh, Carl's gonna be pissed if he's been smacking around Laura.

[Flannel Boy]

It was Stefan, not Urkel  :'(

I lol'd

[Yeti]

http://danielmandell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/stefan-urkel.jpg

Weren't they one and the same, though?  It was some Jekyll and Hyde thing.

Urkel had to use that crazy scifi box of his to become Stefan.

I think later in the show they actually got split into two different people with Stefan pairing off with Laura and Steve pairing off with Myra.

[Ichirou]

The girl who played Myra died.

[Joe Molotov]

http://danielmandell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/stefan-urkel.jpg

Weren't they one and the same, though?  It was some Jekyll and Hyde thing.

Urkel had to use that crazy scifi box of his to become Stefan.

I think later in the show they actually got split into two different people with Stefan pairing off with Laura and Steve pairing off with Myra.

Actually, at the end of the show Steve finally ended up with Laura.

[Flannel Boy]

The girl who played Myra died.

Urkel has gone too far.

[tiesto]

The girl who played Myra died.

Back on the show, Myra was wayyy hotter than Laura.

[lennedsay]

The girl who played Myra died.

Back on the show, Myra was wayyy hotter than Laura.

Myrtle was hotter than both.