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Title: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 03, 2010, 06:14:10 PM
Google didn't provide much I didn't already know. So, lay it on me  :-[
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 03, 2010, 06:15:04 PM
She didn't
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 03, 2010, 06:16:20 PM
leper this filth
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Vizzys on August 03, 2010, 06:16:41 PM
doesnt matter
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Mupepe on August 03, 2010, 06:17:15 PM
If she looks pissed afterwards she didn't.

it feels like she just peed a little bit because everything is even more wet and warmer?

she says "ahhh!  i'm done!" and kisses you

but in the end, who cares?  as long as you get yours.  she should have worked harder.  it's a race!
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Akala on August 03, 2010, 06:18:38 PM
smh
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 03, 2010, 06:18:53 PM
Self-conscious just a few months removed from separation? :wag
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 03, 2010, 06:20:58 PM
this is for future reference. I've been with only one woman the past 9 years  :-\
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: drew on August 03, 2010, 06:21:21 PM
go you guys take girls breath away when you stick it in?

thats like the best thing ever
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 03, 2010, 06:21:55 PM
If she gives you a discount.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 03, 2010, 06:29:10 PM
<- douche
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: drew on August 03, 2010, 06:34:54 PM
VIRGINS LEAVE
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 03, 2010, 06:35:27 PM
go you guys take girls breath away when you stick it in?

ahh, drew  :-*

Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 03, 2010, 06:35:48 PM
VIRGINS LEAVE

??? Viz?
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Boogie on August 03, 2010, 06:36:09 PM
Find a girl honest enough not to fake it.

Then, don't worry about it, 'cause she'll let you know.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: drew on August 03, 2010, 06:37:01 PM
i meant to say do

and that goes for you, too, babe
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: demi on August 03, 2010, 06:38:20 PM
Did she queef? Cause that would be so funny.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 03, 2010, 06:39:29 PM
and that goes for you, too, babe


 :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 03, 2010, 06:44:36 PM
Fuckin Cajole, yeah a bit too soon. And no I didn't cheat on my wife assholes. Pretty sure I laid it all out in the memorial day thread
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 03, 2010, 06:47:53 PM
Sorry. :(

If her body shakes uncontrollably afterwards. :P
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: TEEEPO on August 03, 2010, 07:01:59 PM
http://www.amazon.com/She-Comes-First-Thinking-Pleasuring/dp/0060538260/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1280876513&sr=8-1
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: drew on August 03, 2010, 07:12:33 PM
If her body shakes uncontrollably afterwards. :P

whered you learn that, gaf ot?
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 03, 2010, 07:12:47 PM
nice, will buy  ;)
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 03, 2010, 07:14:05 PM
If her body shakes uncontrollably afterwards. :P

whered you learn that, gaf ot?

what, never happen for you?
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: TEEEPO on August 03, 2010, 07:14:14 PM
but yeh, shit just gets really wet.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: drew on August 03, 2010, 07:17:10 PM
ive had girls whose legs would quiver uncontrolably the first time i went down on them, but no that shaking thing is reserved for squirters, never gone out with one
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 03, 2010, 07:18:10 PM
ive had girls whose legs would quiver uncontrolably the first time i went down on them, but no that shaking thing is reserved for squirters, never gone out with one

well the leg thing is what i meant really. ;)
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: drew on August 03, 2010, 07:22:22 PM
Where'd you learn that?

On tube8?
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 03, 2010, 07:24:09 PM
Your mom

/lazy
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: etiolate on August 03, 2010, 07:34:14 PM
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she says "ahhh!  i'm done!" and kisses you

:lol I had a girl like that.


One of the bigger tells is when her vagina is doing that 'breathing' motion on your penis afterwards. Where the lips/walls are sort of throbbing a bit.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Brehvolution on August 03, 2010, 08:18:27 PM
If it sounded like she lost control for a short bit, I think you got it.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Robo on August 03, 2010, 08:23:19 PM
This thread has been very educational; now I will be able to donkey punch with more accuracy. 

Always doing it at the wrong moment.  :-\
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Brehvolution on August 03, 2010, 08:31:09 PM
A pleasurable sounding maniacal laugh is also telling.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Himu on August 03, 2010, 08:31:33 PM
When she no longer has a vagina due to it being caved in.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Brehvolution on August 03, 2010, 08:35:47 PM
go you guys take girls breath away when you stick it in?

thats like the best thing ever
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Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: max_cool on August 03, 2010, 08:49:40 PM
a good indicator is when she wraps her legs around you and doesn't let you out.. or when she has (a lot of) muscle spasms.. or when she she starts scratching you with her nails... these are all good signs, but not necessarily definitive.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 03, 2010, 08:54:00 PM
a good indicator is when she wraps her legs around you and doesn't let you out.. or when she has (a lot of) muscle spasms.. or when she she starts scratching you with her nails... these are all good signs, but not necessarily definitive.
This. Women are damn good liars but it's for our benefit  :-[
:bow female guilt :bow2
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 03, 2010, 09:05:03 PM
If she goes "oh shit oh shit" or "fuck fuck fuck fuck" loudly. That's my experience at least.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 03, 2010, 09:54:55 PM
who cares

just take yer fuckin time

or not
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: lennedsay on August 03, 2010, 09:58:19 PM
The rule of thumb my gf and I always tell guys is, "If you have to ask, then no, she didn't."
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: demi on August 03, 2010, 10:02:40 PM
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Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 03, 2010, 10:38:01 PM
Didn't When Harry Met Sally already prove that if they're willing to lie about it, men have absolutely no way of ever knowing for sure?
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 03, 2010, 10:49:55 PM
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Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Akala on August 03, 2010, 10:59:21 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Don Flamenco on August 04, 2010, 12:57:49 AM
best animated gif ever :rofl
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: etiolate on August 04, 2010, 12:59:21 AM
secret to making her squirt: hold down LK until you gotta let it go
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: jiji on August 04, 2010, 02:19:45 AM
The rule of thumb my gf and I always tell guys is, "If you have to ask, then no, she didn't."

Pretty much this.  When you know, you know. Otherwise, she'll say "yes" when you ask her just so you don't feel bad.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: lennedsay on August 04, 2010, 02:28:03 AM
Maybe I'm just a bitch, but I won't fake it. I feel a guy should know that they in no way shape or form pleasured me if they didn't.

I don't have to worry about any of that anymore though. :pimp
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 04, 2010, 04:11:28 AM
these threads aren't the same without Green Shinobi, are they
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Reb on August 04, 2010, 04:51:56 AM
In Korea I can tell the orgasm while I'm playing the songs I've perfectly mastered on my guitar.

Actual answer:
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Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Bloodwake on August 04, 2010, 12:37:14 PM
You just do. Period.

Every woman is different too. But there will be something they do.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 04, 2010, 04:09:19 PM
You just do. Period.

Every woman is different too. But there will be something they do.

Like go crazy?
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 04, 2010, 08:13:09 PM
When she coats the ceilings and walls with her mystery fluid
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Diunx on August 04, 2010, 11:12:41 PM
When shit gets wetter.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 05, 2010, 03:32:26 AM
I just ask directly.   :lol

But I never get an answer.  :fbm

Women just don't like to talk about it for some reason.  It's weird.  They have no problems talking about how they feel sore from some weird technique but they won't talk about stuff that make them cum. 
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: jiji on August 05, 2010, 03:38:45 AM
Find women who communicate better.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Disposable White Guy on August 05, 2010, 08:35:11 AM
Or get a bigger wang.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Mupepe on August 05, 2010, 10:33:17 AM
I just ask directly.   :lol

But I never get an answer.  :fbm

Women just don't like to talk about it for some reason.  It's weird.  They have no problems talking about how they feel sore from some weird technique but they won't talk about stuff that make them cum. 
that's not a good sign IMO.  Most women I've encountered have no problem telling me what makes them cum.  "bite my nipples"  "put a finger in my ass"  "pull my hair"  "talk dirty to me"  etc.  The only time I ask is when I say "you're already done??"
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: drew on August 05, 2010, 06:04:47 PM
 :yuck
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: drew on August 05, 2010, 06:09:40 PM
my balls smel yeasty

maube i should take a shower
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Mupepe on August 05, 2010, 06:21:46 PM
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I just ask directly.   

But I never get an answer. 

Women just don't like to talk about it for some reason.  It's weird.  They have no problems talking about how they feel sore from some weird technique but they won't talk about stuff that make them cum. 

lol, no offense but this left me with the following mental image :

you hammering away at some woman , inverted, in a fuck hammock, you've a set of love eggs jammed in her on a detach string for good measure, whilst you violently ram a beadstick up her arse.... with Rick Astley on the stereo. After you do your business you toss the still trussed up woman a towel to clean up from all the liters of lube - you then turn to her (after wiping off your cock on HER curtains) and go

"So... did you come? :drake"

8)

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Bloodwake on August 05, 2010, 07:43:06 PM
Great, someone hacked my damn account on EB. PASSWORD CHANGE AHOY.

Fucking cretins.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Tauntaun on August 06, 2010, 11:44:44 AM
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I just ask directly.   

But I never get an answer. 

Women just don't like to talk about it for some reason.  It's weird.  They have no problems talking about how they feel sore from some weird technique but they won't talk about stuff that make them cum. 

lol, no offense but this left me with the following mental image :

you hammering away at some woman , inverted, in a fuck hammock, you've a set of love eggs jammed in her on a detach string for good measure, whilst you violently ram a beadstick up her arse.... with Rick Astley on the stereo. After you do your business you toss the still trussed up woman a towel to clean up from all the liters of lube - you then turn to her (after wiping off your cock on HER curtains) and go

"So... did you come? :drake"

8)

:lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: chronovore on August 07, 2010, 12:28:00 AM
As others have mentioned, every woman reacts differently. Some women will just bust their nut over and over, and other women will kick you the hell out of their vajay-jay after they go off once. Ever had a girl get overly fascinated with the tip of your cock right after you come? I guess it's like that for some women.

ive had girls whose legs would quiver uncontrolably the first time i went down on them, but no that shaking thing is reserved for squirters, never gone out with one
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Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 07, 2010, 12:28:29 AM
As others have mentioned, every woman reacts differently. Some women will just bust their nut over and over, and other women will kick you the hell out of their vajay-jay after they go off once. Ever had a girl get overly fascinated with the tip of your cock right after you come? I guess it's like that for some women.

ive had girls whose legs would quiver uncontrolably the first time i went down on them, but no that shaking thing is reserved for squirters, never gone out with one
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Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: bud on August 07, 2010, 09:17:52 PM
I just ask directly.   :lol

But I never get an answer.  :fbm

Women just don't like to talk about it for some reason.  It's weird.  They have no problems talking about how they feel sore from some weird technique but they won't talk about stuff that make them cum. 

ouch

:derp @ ''i can make them feel sore'' part to make it sound like you're still some sort of sex machine even though you can't make them cum
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 07, 2010, 09:51:16 PM
It shares some similarities to a male orgasm. Her vaginal walls will spasm, her body will "lock up" a little bit, and you will feel an instant increase in moisture (and it will be warm).

Some do it real easy and some don't do it at all. So, don't get too down on yourself if you can make her come. It's largely dependent on her state of mind ... versus anything you are doing or not doing.

Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: chronovore on August 07, 2010, 10:23:20 PM
Also, this technique from RHCP works wonders in almost every case: "Makin` her feel like an over achiever. I take it away for a minute just to tease her. Then I give it back a little bit deeper"

On some rare occasions, this will get you punished. However, that is not inherently bad.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Groogrux on August 08, 2010, 01:07:32 AM
I'm married.  I don't care anymore as long as I get mine.  I second the motion that "It's a race!"  :lol

I just happen to win a lot.  :fbm
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Trent Dole on August 08, 2010, 01:13:04 AM
how to tell she's orgasmed : you aren't in the same room  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


... or postal district ....   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
This.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Bildi on August 09, 2010, 09:05:42 PM
When shit gets wetter.

If your hand is wet, the bed is wet, and the wall is wet, it's time to be all like :drake.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 10, 2010, 01:36:44 PM
:fbm
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Post by: demi on August 10, 2010, 01:50:00 PM
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Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: chronovore on August 11, 2010, 05:36:07 PM
I've got no idea how to fake it, but I've never felt compelled to.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 11, 2010, 06:00:20 PM
how to fake it

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Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Mupepe on August 11, 2010, 06:06:32 PM
so that's what that was :(

I wondered why it tasted so good
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 11, 2010, 06:07:07 PM
i knew you liked strawberry, boo :-*
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Mupepe on August 11, 2010, 06:11:03 PM
:teehee

Then you know I like banana more
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 12, 2010, 11:21:22 AM
I really don't get why women fake. It does them no favors.

But yeah, every woman is different, but they're all the same in that if you have to ask you're doing it wrong.

If she's making sounds like an excited ewok, that's a good sign.
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Mupepe on August 12, 2010, 11:43:02 AM
It's the same reason anyone lies about being unhappy in a relationship and bottles it up.  Or the same reason people get walked on in everyday life.  They're just too weak willed to say the truth and deal with the fallout.  Especially since most men get really defensive when it comes to their sex skills.  But I don't think there's a man out there who doesn't WANT to improve in some way.  Women just might not know how to be gentle about it?  who knows
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: lennedsay on August 12, 2010, 02:15:37 PM
We need the Wrap It Up Box from Chappelle's Show.

"Not even close?"
"Not. Even. Close."
Title: Re: How to tell if she orgasmed....
Post by: Mupepe on August 12, 2010, 02:27:01 PM
Poor Smooth Groove :(