Author Topic: How to tell if she orgasmed.... (Read 4876 times)

Kestastrophe · « **on:** August 03, 2010, 06:14:10 PM »

Google didn't provide much I didn't already know. So, lay it on me

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:15:04 PM »

She didn't

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #2 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:16:20 PM »

leper this filth

Vizzys · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:16:41 PM »

doesnt matter

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:17:15 PM »

If she looks pissed afterwards she didn't.

it feels like she just peed a little bit because everything is even more wet and warmer?

she says "ahhh! i'm done!" and kisses you

but in the end, who cares? as long as you get yours. she should have worked harder. it's a race!

Akala · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:18:38 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:18:53 PM »

Self-conscious just a few months removed from separation?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #7 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:20:58 PM »

this is for future reference. I've been with only one woman the past 9 years $:-\$

drew · « **Reply #8 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:21:21 PM »

go you guys take girls breath away when you stick it in?

thats like the best thing ever

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:21:55 PM »

If she gives you a discount.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:29:10 PM »

<- douche

drew · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:34:54 PM »

VIRGINS LEAVE

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #12 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:35:27 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 03, 2010, 06:21:21 PM

go you guys take girls breath away when you stick it in?

ahh, drew

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:35:48 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 03, 2010, 06:34:54 PM

VIRGINS LEAVE

Viz?

Boogie · « **Reply #14 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:36:09 PM »

Find a girl honest enough not to fake it.

Then, don't worry about it, 'cause she'll let you know.

drew · « **Reply #15 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:37:01 PM »

i meant to say do

and that goes for you, too, babe

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:38:20 PM »

Did she queef? Cause that would be so funny.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #17 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:39:29 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 03, 2010, 06:37:01 PM

and that goes for you, too, babe

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #18 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:44:36 PM »

Fuckin Cajole, yeah a bit too soon. And no I didn't cheat on my wife assholes. Pretty sure I laid it all out in the memorial day thread

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2010, 06:47:53 PM »

Sorry.

If her body shakes uncontrollably afterwards.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #20 on:** August 03, 2010, 07:01:59 PM »

http://www.amazon.com/She-Comes-First-Thinking-Pleasuring/dp/0060538260/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1280876513&sr=8-1

drew · « **Reply #21 on:** August 03, 2010, 07:12:33 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 03, 2010, 06:47:53 PM

If her body shakes uncontrollably afterwards.

whered you learn that, gaf ot?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #22 on:** August 03, 2010, 07:12:47 PM »

nice, will buy

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** August 03, 2010, 07:14:05 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 03, 2010, 07:12:33 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 03, 2010, 06:47:53 PM
If her body shakes uncontrollably afterwards.

whered you learn that, gaf ot?

what, never happen for you?

TEEEPO · « **Reply #24 on:** August 03, 2010, 07:14:14 PM »

but yeh, shit just gets really wet.

drew · « **Reply #25 on:** August 03, 2010, 07:17:10 PM »

ive had girls whose legs would quiver uncontrolably the first time i went down on them, but no that shaking thing is reserved for squirters, never gone out with one

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #26 on:** August 03, 2010, 07:18:10 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 03, 2010, 07:17:10 PM

ive had girls whose legs would quiver uncontrolably the first time i went down on them, but no that shaking thing is reserved for squirters, never gone out with one

well the leg thing is what i meant really.

drew · « **Reply #27 on:** August 03, 2010, 07:22:22 PM »

Where'd you learn that?

On tube8?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #28 on:** August 03, 2010, 07:24:09 PM »

Your mom

/lazy

etiolate · « **Reply #29 on:** August 03, 2010, 07:34:14 PM »

Quote

she says "ahhh! i'm done!" and kisses you

I had a girl like that.

One of the bigger tells is when her vagina is doing that 'breathing' motion on your penis afterwards. Where the lips/walls are sort of throbbing a bit.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #30 on:** August 03, 2010, 08:18:27 PM »

If it sounded like she lost control for a short bit, I think you got it.

Robo · « **Reply #31 on:** August 03, 2010, 08:23:19 PM »

This thread has been very educational; now I will be able to donkey punch with more accuracy.

Always doing it at the wrong moment. $:-\$

Brehvolution · « **Reply #32 on:** August 03, 2010, 08:31:09 PM »

A pleasurable sounding maniacal laugh is also telling.

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** August 03, 2010, 08:31:33 PM »

When she no longer has a vagina due to it being caved in.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #34 on:** August 03, 2010, 08:35:47 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 03, 2010, 06:21:21 PM

go you guys take girls breath away when you stick it in?

thats like the best thing ever

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max_cool · « **Reply #35 on:** August 03, 2010, 08:49:40 PM »

a good indicator is when she wraps her legs around you and doesn't let you out.. or when she has (a lot of) muscle spasms.. or when she she starts scratching you with her nails... these are all good signs, but not necessarily definitive.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #36 on:** August 03, 2010, 08:54:00 PM »

Quote from: max_cool on August 03, 2010, 08:49:40 PM

a good indicator is when she wraps her legs around you and doesn't let you out.. or when she has (a lot of) muscle spasms.. or when she she starts scratching you with her nails... these are all good signs, but not necessarily definitive.

This. Women are damn good liars but it's for our benefit

female guilt

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #37 on:** August 03, 2010, 09:05:03 PM »

If she goes "oh shit oh shit" or "fuck fuck fuck fuck" loudly. That's my experience at least.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #38 on:** August 03, 2010, 09:54:55 PM »

who cares

just take yer fuckin time

or not

lennedsay · « **Reply #39 on:** August 03, 2010, 09:58:19 PM »

The rule of thumb my gf and I always tell guys is, "If you have to ask, then no, she didn't."

demi · « **Reply #40 on:** August 03, 2010, 10:02:40 PM »

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Cormacaroni · « **Reply #41 on:** August 03, 2010, 10:38:01 PM »

Didn't When Harry Met Sally already prove that if they're willing to lie about it, men have absolutely no way of ever knowing for sure?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #42 on:** August 03, 2010, 10:49:55 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 03, 2010, 10:02:40 PM

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Akala · « **Reply #43 on:** August 03, 2010, 10:59:21 PM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #44 on:** August 04, 2010, 12:57:49 AM »

best animated gif ever

etiolate · « **Reply #45 on:** August 04, 2010, 12:59:21 AM »

secret to making her squirt: hold down LK until you gotta let it go

jiji · « **Reply #46 on:** August 04, 2010, 02:19:45 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 03, 2010, 09:58:19 PM

The rule of thumb my gf and I always tell guys is, "If you have to ask, then no, she didn't."

Pretty much this. When you know, you know. Otherwise, she'll say "yes" when you ask her just so you don't feel bad.

lennedsay · « **Reply #47 on:** August 04, 2010, 02:28:03 AM »

Maybe I'm just a bitch, but I won't fake it. I feel a guy should know that they in no way shape or form pleasured me if they didn't.

I don't have to worry about any of that anymore though.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #48 on:** August 04, 2010, 04:11:28 AM »

these threads aren't the same without Green Shinobi, are they

Reb · « **Reply #49 on:** August 04, 2010, 04:51:56 AM »

In Korea I can tell the orgasm while I'm playing the songs I've perfectly mastered on my guitar.

Actual answer:

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How the fuck would I know?

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Bloodwake · « **Reply #50 on:** August 04, 2010, 12:37:14 PM »

You just do. Period.

Every woman is different too. But there will be something they do.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #51 on:** August 04, 2010, 04:09:19 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on August 04, 2010, 12:37:14 PM

You just do. Period.

Every woman is different too. But there will be something they do.

Like go crazy?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #52 on:** August 04, 2010, 08:13:09 PM »

When she coats the ceilings and walls with her mystery fluid

Diunx · « **Reply #53 on:** August 04, 2010, 11:12:41 PM »

When shit gets wetter.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #54 on:** August 05, 2010, 03:32:26 AM »

I just ask directly.

But I never get an answer.

Women just don't like to talk about it for some reason. It's weird. They have no problems talking about how they feel sore from some weird technique but they won't talk about stuff that make them cum.

jiji · « **Reply #55 on:** August 05, 2010, 03:38:45 AM »

Find women who communicate better.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #56 on:** August 05, 2010, 08:35:11 AM »

Or get a bigger wang.

Mupepe · « **Reply #57 on:** August 05, 2010, 10:33:17 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 05, 2010, 03:32:26 AM

I just ask directly.

But I never get an answer.

Women just don't like to talk about it for some reason. It's weird. They have no problems talking about how they feel sore from some weird technique but they won't talk about stuff that make them cum.

that's not a good sign IMO. Most women I've encountered have no problem telling me what makes them cum. "bite my nipples" "put a finger in my ass" "pull my hair" "talk dirty to me" etc. The only time I ask is when I say "you're already done??"

drew · « **Reply #58 on:** August 05, 2010, 06:04:47 PM »

drew · « **Reply #59 on:** August 05, 2010, 06:09:40 PM »

my balls smel yeasty

maube i should take a shower

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