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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Flannel Boy on August 08, 2010, 12:51:12 AM

Title: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 08, 2010, 12:51:12 AM
Note: I've been drinking 95% proof grain alcohol (that's how I roll).
Note 2: Cute Girl looks like Claudia Cardinale * Sarah Michelle Gellar * Ashlee Simpson * Boogie (Boogie is a stand-in for a generic Canadian girl).
Note 3: by action, I mean sex.
Note 4: I am re-watching Arrested Development--OMG still funny
Note 5: celexa is great
Note 6: Roy Halladay  :heartbeat
Note 7: Digsby won't work on this old AMD Athlon XP computer  :'(
Note 8: Cajole  :'(
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 08, 2010, 12:57:18 AM
What's up with note 8? :(
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 08, 2010, 01:02:15 AM
Did you see my post in random talk? I have my own creepy infatuation now!  :hyper
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 08, 2010, 01:02:44 AM
BATTLE OF THE CREEPY STALKERS!!!!
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 08, 2010, 01:18:05 AM
Have you tried using Maslow's hierarchy of needs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow's_hierarchy_of_needs#cite_note-11) as a brainstorming aid in thinking about what she might like or appreciate from you?
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on August 08, 2010, 01:22:11 AM
Why don't you just ask her out next time you see her? If she isn't busy of course.
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 08, 2010, 01:23:52 AM
Also, trying to multiply all those women + man together makes me envision her as a 12-dimensional being.
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: Diunx on August 08, 2010, 01:42:59 AM
Just take it out next time you see her.
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 08, 2010, 02:19:23 AM
Combine 1, 3, and 8. Get drunk and have sex with Cajole. Once she sees the combined manliness of you and Cajole in action, she'll have no choice but to jump your bones.
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: Beezy on August 08, 2010, 11:37:43 AM
Note: I've been drinking 95% proof grain alcohol (that's how I roll).
Everclear? Let me know if you're still drunk when you wake up.
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 08, 2010, 11:49:14 AM
I am going to go out with my girlfriend to help cheer you on.
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: BlackMage on August 08, 2010, 11:50:08 AM
Ask her out, talk to her then ask her out. If she says no fuck it and move on.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/68c83d23.gif) this is bore man, thats not how we roll
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 08, 2010, 12:00:41 PM
Quote
Ask her out, talk to her then ask her out.

In that order?
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: Bloodwake on August 08, 2010, 01:16:08 PM
Ask her out, talk to her then ask her out. If she says no fuck it and move on.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/68c83d23.gif) this is bore man, thats not how we roll

No, we have meltdowns so that the rest of the members laugh at us. Didn't you get the memo?
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 08, 2010, 01:17:24 PM
And then they are put in the Hall of Shame
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 08, 2010, 04:15:33 PM
Everclear? Let me know if you're still drunk when you wake up.
Yeah.
I wasn't drunk when I woke up, but I was incredibly hungover.
/me will never drink again.
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 08, 2010, 04:27:39 PM
Diunx had the best suggestion. I may try it if I ever drink again.
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 08, 2010, 05:07:20 PM
sit on your bed and tell yourself that you're just going to do it next time the opportunity presents itself. logic that it's not that big of deal and what's the worst that can happen. then go to sleep and forget about it all in the morning.
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 08, 2010, 05:14:20 PM
Refresh my memory, is this the one you actually talked to?
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 08, 2010, 05:25:20 PM
I suggest that the best course of action, for you, is a preemptive acknowledgment of defeat.   
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 08, 2010, 11:03:01 PM
Refresh my memory, is this the one you actually talked to?


Yes. She would actually talk to me any time she saw me, which, admittedly, wasn't often.
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: Brehvolution on August 09, 2010, 12:25:39 AM
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/68c83d23.gif)

:rofl

saved
Title: Re: I'm drunk so I'm gonna ask you for a Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: Powerslave on August 09, 2010, 02:57:07 PM
sit on your bed and tell yourself that you're just going to do it next time the opportunity presents itself. logic that it's not that big of deal and what's the worst that can happen. then go to sleep and forget about it all in the morning.

Until he sees this thread again.
Title: Cute Girl Action Plan
Post by: Barry Egan on August 10, 2010, 06:07:44 AM
Dye your hair aquamarine.