THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Stoney Mason on August 16, 2010, 01:02:00 PM

Title: Shit Loco canned
Post by: Stoney Mason on August 16, 2010, 01:02:00 PM
http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/83446/gun-loco/videos/gunloco_trl_gc_081310.html

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWz3IZHiHlM[/youtube]


uh....
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: magus on August 16, 2010, 01:05:44 PM
square enix?
good lord.....
i'm going to mope for the rest of the day even if you guys tell me this is an eidos game or something :(
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: MCD on August 16, 2010, 01:06:28 PM
Looks good.
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: maxy on August 16, 2010, 01:09:57 PM
looks amazing
 :rofl

(http://scrawlfx.com/gallery/albums/gun-loco/august-16-2010/Gun-Loco_2010_08-16-10_07.jpg)

http://scrawlfx.com/2010/08/square-enix-announces-gun-loco-for-xbox-360 (http://scrawlfx.com/2010/08/square-enix-announces-gun-loco-for-xbox-360)
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Trent Dole on August 16, 2010, 01:19:32 PM
haha what the fuck ???
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: maxy on August 16, 2010, 01:22:54 PM
(http://scrawlfx.com/gallery/albums/gun-loco/august-16-2010/Gun-Loco_2010_08-16-10_01.jpg)

What is that yellow stuff?

 :lol
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Third on August 16, 2010, 01:23:31 PM
Banana's?

Ps3 getting FFversusXIII, while X360 is getting this.

This looks like something that's so bad it might actually be awesome.
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Stoney Mason on August 16, 2010, 01:24:39 PM
This game brings to mind the image of Japanese businessmen sitting around a conference table and looking at the sales of Call of Duty, Halo, and Gears on the 360

and then coming up with this idea to get a piece of that pie.


And they'll be baffled when it doesn't sell.  
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Diunx on August 16, 2010, 01:27:56 PM
This looks like it might be fun for a total of 30 seconds.
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: iconoclast on August 16, 2010, 01:34:05 PM
Well that looked abysmal. Only thing I liked about the trailer is the guy hitting sweet chin music near the end.
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Bebpo on August 16, 2010, 01:56:39 PM
I thought this was going to be a new Point Blank game :(
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 16, 2010, 02:48:02 PM
It's like somebody took that hyper-gay running game from the Wii and added guns and violence to it.
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 16, 2010, 02:54:41 PM
Deadly Gears of Premonition
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 16, 2010, 03:23:29 PM
fuck is wrong with you people

that looks awesome

enjoy hating the military but pretending to be in it for the 8000th time
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Stoney Mason on August 16, 2010, 03:37:13 PM
Devil's Third looks awesome. This looks like shit. But we'll see I guess.
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Sho Nuff on August 16, 2010, 04:44:43 PM
whut
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 16, 2010, 04:50:29 PM
I thought this was going to be a new Point Blank game :(

Same :-\
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: demi on August 16, 2010, 04:55:46 PM
It does look like shit. But didnt half of you say the same about NIER? Now you guys would suck any cock that came your way that had NIER spread out on it

NI :teehee
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: iconoclast on August 16, 2010, 05:06:24 PM
yeah but this reminds me of The Club, which is also shit. but who knows, it might be decent in the end.
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Sho Nuff on August 16, 2010, 05:12:04 PM
I hear Americans love games that a CRAZY !!!
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 16, 2010, 05:20:30 PM
What do Americans like?

1) Guns
2) Racial stereotypes
3) Animal masks

Okay, there's our design doc!
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: chronovore on August 16, 2010, 06:08:04 PM
http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/83446/gun-loco/videos/gunloco_trl_gc_081310.html

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWz3IZHiHlM[/youtube]


uh....
Did he just kanchou that rabbit?

whut
:lol
You know you want some.

fuck is wrong with you people

that looks awesome

enjoy hating the military but pretending to be in it for the 8000th time
:bow Eel :bow2
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: pilonv1 on August 16, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
This looks tremendous
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 16, 2010, 08:29:07 PM
uhhhhh

'kay
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Trent Dole on August 16, 2010, 08:29:34 PM
So is this a retail or arcade release? I see different things on different sites  ???
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 16, 2010, 08:34:12 PM
So are they somehow trying to ride the '90stalgia wave here? I could possibly come to appreciate it from that angle
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Bebpo on August 16, 2010, 08:50:09 PM
I think they're trying to ride the LSD wave
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Stoney Mason on August 16, 2010, 08:55:26 PM
So is this a retail or arcade release? I see different things on different sites  ???

If it was an arcade release, that would at least make some sense.
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: cool breeze on August 16, 2010, 10:40:50 PM
their bodies and heads (THOSE FACES WHAT THE FUCK) don't make sense together
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Diunx on August 17, 2010, 01:41:47 AM
Postal for the new generation.
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: chronovore on August 17, 2010, 07:03:10 PM
Sorry if this has been mentioned before but who is the developer? Is this an internal project?
Don't be coy, Slimey! We know this is your secret project, the one you were handling as a one-man show. I didn't  know you could model bunny masks!
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: maxy on September 16, 2010, 02:48:33 AM
New trailer

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esqvFQlb3II[/youtube]

 :hyper
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 16, 2010, 04:42:08 AM
oh my god

I NEED A WOMEN

I GOTTA GET OFF THIS LOCK

I GOT FUNK IN MY JUNK
FUNK IN MY JUNK
FUNK IN MY JUNK
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: demi on September 16, 2010, 05:34:58 AM
:lol That trailer was awesome... music sounds nothing like Sekito though : (
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: chronovore on September 16, 2010, 07:07:58 AM
I figured this game out:

Rockstar approached a small Japanese developer to turn MANHUNT into an MMO. They got to the first playable, and the deliverable caused several R* executives to have an aneurism. Like a collective aneurism, where a whole room of Scanners or Witch Mountain babies were actively messing with their brains. In the aftermath, the project was abandoned, only to be scooped up by... who's publishing this again?
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 26, 2010, 08:13:40 AM
Played it at TGS. Kinda sucked. Super janky jappy aiming + far too many wacky, disorienting camera effects and angles =  :yuck
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Himu on September 26, 2010, 09:24:11 AM
New trailer

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esqvFQlb3II[/youtube]

 :hyper

:rofl
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Trent Dole on September 26, 2010, 04:31:05 PM
If you ever wondered what a eastern devloped title aimed at westerners that didn't have any input or focus testing from actual westerners would look like, here ya go.  :lol
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Stoney Mason on September 26, 2010, 05:04:22 PM
Played it at TGS. Kinda sucked. Super janky jappy aiming + far too many wacky, disorienting camera effects and angles =  :yuck

Not surprising that shit looking title is actually shitty.
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 18, 2011, 06:23:45 AM
Canceled :(

http://www.square-enix.co.jp/gunloco/
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: chronovore on March 18, 2011, 06:30:27 AM
Smartest decision Square has made since paid Famitsuu to delay their review of Dirge of Cerebus.
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: magus on March 18, 2011, 06:50:07 AM
:bow square-enix :bow2
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: choco parfait on March 18, 2011, 07:59:44 AM
I'm not sure whether to be happy or sad. On the one hand, I would have liked to see how crazy this would have turned out, on the other hand this game looked pretty :lol and is probably better off not seeing the light of day.
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: iconoclast on March 18, 2011, 08:36:29 AM
And now the 360 is left with no worthwhile exclusives for the rest of the year. THANKS SQUARE
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: demi on March 18, 2011, 08:49:33 AM
: (

Could have had more new Sekito tracks
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Third on March 18, 2011, 10:02:15 AM
good riddance
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Stoney Mason on March 18, 2011, 10:10:47 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Diunx on March 18, 2011, 10:53:08 AM
Took them long enough, this shit looked awful.
Title: Re: Gun Loco
Post by: Trent Dole on March 18, 2011, 01:56:53 PM
This was scheduled to drop on the same day as the new MK so it's not like anyone would've picked it up anyway. RIP funk in junk :japancry
Title: Re: Shit Loco canned
Post by: chronovore on March 19, 2011, 04:45:30 AM
I think that would require that it works. I suspect they were showing off the footage of what worked, spliced together as attractively as possible. But it was a network-centric game, wasn't it? Since when does a Japanese company understand networked games beyond Monster Hunter Ad Hoc parties?