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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Tieno on October 20, 2010, 12:50:22 PM

Title: How do you cook?
Post by: Tieno on October 20, 2010, 12:50:22 PM: I ~~rarely~~ never follow recipes, I just do something with whatever I have in stock and experiment with stuff I think might get together.
Title: Re: How do you cook?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2010, 12:59:16 PM: With a man
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Post by: Beezy on October 20, 2010, 01:06:03 PM: who has a can
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2010, 01:07:47 PM: In his van
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Post by: Bacchus7 on October 20, 2010, 01:07:53 PM: he's really tan
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Post by: Tieno on October 20, 2010, 01:13:06 PM: stop rhyming
evilbore :piss2
Title: Re: How do you cook?
Post by: Beezy on October 20, 2010, 01:13:32 PM: and cooks with pam
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2010, 01:14:28 PM: Quote from: Beezy on October 20, 2010, 01:13:32 PM
and cooks with pam
tan...pam?

who invited gucci mane to the rhyming party ::)
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Post by: Mupepe on October 20, 2010, 01:15:15 PM: there's a thread for cooking. i cook naked btw.
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Post by: Beezy on October 20, 2010, 01:16:32 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2010, 01:14:28 PM
Quote from: Beezy on October 20, 2010, 01:13:32 PM
and cooks with pam
tan...pam?

who invited gucci mane to the rhyming party ::)
You did, Mr. Pan Man! Thanks for fucking up the cypher!
Title: Re: How do you cook?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2010, 01:17:29 PM: :freeway
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Post by: demi on October 20, 2010, 01:26:38 PM: I have someone else do it for me cause cooking is for women
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 20, 2010, 01:39:10 PM: in a pot

that is hot
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Post by: Robo on October 20, 2010, 01:46:10 PM: In the nude.

But only frozen food.

Cuz my technique is crude.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2010, 01:51:44 PM: Made shrimp fried rice last night :bow
Title: Re: How do you cook?
Post by: Himu on October 20, 2010, 01:52:47 PM: Put butter in skillet

unzip pants

stir butter in skillet with penis

turn on stove
Title: Re: How do you cook?
Post by: Diunx on October 20, 2010, 02:03:51 PM: I open the can and heat the Chef Boyarde pasta in a pan, usually put some onions and oregano and shit like that, I can also make eggs and chicken breast and some meat.
Title: Re: How do you cook?
Post by: Raban on October 20, 2010, 02:08:09 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 20, 2010, 01:52:47 PM
Put butter in skillet

unzip pants

stir butter in skillet with penis

turn on stove

This doesn't rhyme! You suck!
Title: Re: How do you cook?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 20, 2010, 02:14:01 PM: Quote from: Diunx on October 20, 2010, 02:03:51 PM
I open the can and heat the Chef Boyarde pasta in a pan, usually put some onions and oregano and shit like that, I can also make eggs and chicken breast and some meat.

Chef Boyardee tastes like pasta that somebody else threw up :-X

totally serious
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Post by: Reb on October 20, 2010, 02:15:05 PM: I Maurice cook.
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Post by: Diunx on October 20, 2010, 02:17:32 PM: Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 20, 2010, 02:14:01 PM
Quote from: Diunx on October 20, 2010, 02:03:51 PM
I open the can and heat the Chef Boyarde pasta in a pan, usually put some onions and oregano and shit like that, I can also make eggs and chicken breast and some meat.

Chef Boyardee tastes like pasta that somebody else threw up :-X

totally serious

thanks for letting me know, I have never tasted vomited pasta so I wouldn't know :teehee
Title: Re: How do you cook?
Post by: Robo on October 20, 2010, 02:18:45 PM: I have, many times, and it > Chef Boyardee.
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Post by: Powerslave on October 20, 2010, 03:27:46 PM: Quote from: startselect on October 20, 2010, 02:08:09 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 20, 2010, 01:52:47 PM
Put butter in skillet

unzip pants

stir butter in skillet with penis

turn on stove

This doesn't rhyme! You suck!

Is it really a surprise that it's Himuro with the shittiest post in the thread?
Title: Re: How do you cook?
Post by: Himu on October 20, 2010, 03:28:28 PM: Now it's the second worst. :smug
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Post by: Powerslave on October 20, 2010, 03:29:55 PM: One upped yourself again.
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Post by: Raban on October 20, 2010, 03:33:54 PM: :rofl
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Post by: tehjaybo on October 20, 2010, 03:56:41 PM: (http://img.timeinc.net/time/techtime/200310/images/gg_microwave.jpg)

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Unless I'm baking. Mannn I make some awesome cinnamon rolls.
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Title: Re: How do you cook?
Post by: Beezy on October 20, 2010, 04:49:03 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on October 20, 2010, 03:29:55 PM
One upped yourself again.
:lol
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2010, 04:55:02 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on October 20, 2010, 03:29:55 PM
One upped yourself again.
annihilated
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Post by: tiesto on October 20, 2010, 05:00:43 PM: Fire up the grill, throw marinated slab of meat on it, and then cook.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on October 20, 2010, 05:13:19 PM: Throw things in a pot
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Post by: Bildi on October 22, 2010, 01:09:26 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 20, 2010, 01:15:15 PM
i cook naked btw.

I cook clothed.

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Just the front.
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Title: Re: How do you cook?
Post by: Himu on October 22, 2010, 01:13:19 AM: Quote from: Powerslave on October 20, 2010, 03:29:55 PM
One upped yourself again.

third worst :smug
Title: Re: How do you cook?
Post by: Powerslave on October 22, 2010, 01:28:02 AM: Congrats, it only took you a full day to come up with that response. Must have been an exhausting experience.
Title: Re: How do you cook?
Post by: chronovore on October 22, 2010, 08:16:48 AM: I use a recipe the first couple times I try a new dish, and then I do it from memory and usually start embellishing one element at a time. I've read if you mess with more than one thing, you lose the controlled environment to know what went right or wrong for future variations.

I like cooking but don't do it much of the week.
Title: Re: How do you cook?
Post by: Tieno on October 23, 2010, 01:21:49 AM: himu is in a catch 22. Powerslave has him checkmated.