Author Topic: How do you cook? (Read 1459 times)

Tieno · « **on:** October 20, 2010, 12:50:22 PM »

I ~~rarely~~ never follow recipes, I just do something with whatever I have in stock and experiment with stuff I think might get together.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** October 20, 2010, 12:59:16 PM »

With a man

Beezy · « **Reply #2 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:06:03 PM »

who has a can

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:07:47 PM »

In his van

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:07:53 PM »

he's really tan

Tieno · « **Reply #5 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:13:06 PM »

stop rhyming
evilbore

Beezy · « **Reply #6 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:13:32 PM »

and cooks with pam

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:14:28 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 20, 2010, 01:13:32 PM

and cooks with pam

tan...pam?

who invited gucci mane to the rhyming party

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:15:15 PM »

there's a thread for cooking. i cook naked btw.

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:16:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2010, 01:14:28 PM

Quote from: Beezy on October 20, 2010, 01:13:32 PM
and cooks with pam
tan...pam?

who invited gucci mane to the rhyming party

You did, Mr. Pan Man! Thanks for fucking up the cypher!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:17:29 PM »

:freeway

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:26:38 PM »

I have someone else do it for me cause cooking is for women

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:39:10 PM »

in a pot

that is hot

Robo · « **Reply #13 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:46:10 PM »

In the nude.

But only frozen food.

Cuz my technique is crude.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:51:44 PM »

Made shrimp fried rice last night

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** October 20, 2010, 01:52:47 PM »

Put butter in skillet

unzip pants

stir butter in skillet with penis

turn on stove

Diunx · « **Reply #16 on:** October 20, 2010, 02:03:51 PM »

I open the can and heat the Chef Boyarde pasta in a pan, usually put some onions and oregano and shit like that, I can also make eggs and chicken breast and some meat.

Raban · « **Reply #17 on:** October 20, 2010, 02:08:09 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 20, 2010, 01:52:47 PM

Put butter in skillet

unzip pants

stir butter in skillet with penis

turn on stove

This doesn't rhyme! You suck!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #18 on:** October 20, 2010, 02:14:01 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on October 20, 2010, 02:03:51 PM

I open the can and heat the Chef Boyarde pasta in a pan, usually put some onions and oregano and shit like that, I can also make eggs and chicken breast and some meat.

Chef Boyardee tastes like pasta that somebody else threw up

totally serious

Reb · « **Reply #19 on:** October 20, 2010, 02:15:05 PM »

I Maurice cook.

Diunx · « **Reply #20 on:** October 20, 2010, 02:17:32 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 20, 2010, 02:14:01 PM

Quote from: Diunx on October 20, 2010, 02:03:51 PM
I open the can and heat the Chef Boyarde pasta in a pan, usually put some onions and oregano and shit like that, I can also make eggs and chicken breast and some meat.

Chef Boyardee tastes like pasta that somebody else threw up

totally serious

thanks for letting me know, I have never tasted vomited pasta so I wouldn't know

Robo · « **Reply #21 on:** October 20, 2010, 02:18:45 PM »

I have, many times, and it > Chef Boyardee.

Powerslave · « **Reply #22 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:27:46 PM »

Quote from: startselect on October 20, 2010, 02:08:09 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 20, 2010, 01:52:47 PM
Put butter in skillet

unzip pants

stir butter in skillet with penis

turn on stove

This doesn't rhyme! You suck!

Is it really a surprise that it's Himuro with the shittiest post in the thread?

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:28:28 PM »

Now it's the second worst.

Powerslave · « **Reply #24 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:29:55 PM »

One upped yourself again.

Raban · « **Reply #25 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:33:54 PM »

tehjaybo · « **Reply #26 on:** October 20, 2010, 03:56:41 PM »

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Unless I'm baking. Mannn I make some awesome cinnamon rolls.

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Beezy · « **Reply #27 on:** October 20, 2010, 04:49:03 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on October 20, 2010, 03:29:55 PM

One upped yourself again.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** October 20, 2010, 04:55:02 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on October 20, 2010, 03:29:55 PM

One upped yourself again.

annihilated

tiesto · « **Reply #29 on:** October 20, 2010, 05:00:43 PM »

Fire up the grill, throw marinated slab of meat on it, and then cook.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #30 on:** October 20, 2010, 05:13:19 PM »

Throw things in a pot

Bildi · « **Reply #31 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:09:26 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 20, 2010, 01:15:15 PM

i cook naked btw.

I cook clothed.

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Just the front.

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Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:13:19 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on October 20, 2010, 03:29:55 PM

One upped yourself again.

third worst

Powerslave · « **Reply #33 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:28:02 AM »

Congrats, it only took you a full day to come up with that response. Must have been an exhausting experience.

chronovore · « **Reply #34 on:** October 22, 2010, 08:16:48 AM »

I use a recipe the first couple times I try a new dish, and then I do it from memory and usually start embellishing one element at a time. I've read if you mess with more than one thing, you lose the controlled environment to know what went right or wrong for future variations.

I like cooking but don't do it much of the week.

Tieno · « **Reply #35 on:** October 23, 2010, 01:21:49 AM »

himu is in a catch 22. Powerslave has him checkmated.

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Author Topic: How do you cook? (Read 1459 times)