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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Wrath2X on December 25, 2010, 07:26:57 PM

Title: Why is no Burger King open on christmas?
Post by: Wrath2X on December 25, 2010, 07:26:57 PM
I want my whopper with my large fries, a shitton of ketchup and bar-b-q sauce, and a vanilla milkshake goddammit!
Title: Re: Why is no Burger King open on christmas?
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 25, 2010, 07:34:37 PM
:patel
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Post by: billyofcourse on December 25, 2010, 08:42:12 PM
pretty sure the one in London, KY is.  Come visit!  It also serves as a greyhound station so it's always open.
Title: Re: Why is no Burger King open on christmas?
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 25, 2010, 09:14:54 PM
Non-terrorists are all home with their families today. You see, we have this thing over here called Christmas.

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Post by: Himu on December 25, 2010, 09:18:46 PM
A vagrant in a foreign land full of fat infidels!
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Post by: Not Sure on December 25, 2010, 10:30:41 PM
Don't you have any muslim neighbourhoods around you?  Stores always seem to be open on Xmas in those areas.

I had a tough time finding some Timmies this morning… only one open was by the Ontario Provincial Police HQ.  :lol
Title: Re: Why is no Burger King open on christmas?
Post by: Diunx on December 25, 2010, 11:06:07 PM
Me and my mate have been driving for 20 minutes looking for a burger car but they are all closed, we finally found one but he is out if burgers and is cooking us some weird meat he took out of a plastic bag.
Title: Re: Why is no Burger King open on christmas?
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 25, 2010, 11:29:34 PM
:bow plastic bag meat :bow2
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Post by: Diunx on December 25, 2010, 11:48:59 PM
It was a little salty but good enough.

You better start enjoying Chinese food because that seems to be all you can get on Christmas. I never understood why that was, my friends grandfather told us that it was because the Jews and Chinese were using the day to plan how they would take control from the Christians of the world.

Which I'm pretty sure isn't true but how could I argue with a war hero? He could have intel that I don't.

Yeah a chinese place was our last option but at this hour the restaurants around here only have fried chicken or chow fan most of the time.
Title: Re: Why is no Burger King open on christmas?
Post by: lennedsay on December 25, 2010, 11:54:49 PM
Fuck them. They got rid of cupcake shakes. :(
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Post by: Himu on December 26, 2010, 12:51:23 AM
Fuck them. They got rid of cupcake shakes. :(

what the fuck  :o ???

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Title: Re: Why is no Burger King open on christmas?
Post by: lennedsay on December 26, 2010, 04:18:41 AM
Fuck them. They got rid of cupcake shakes. :(

what the fuck  :o ???

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It's cake flavored ice cream and at the top, there is whip cream and sprinkles, so it looks like a cupcake top. :(

BK's mobile site is set up to look like The King's cell interface. :lol But still didn't give me info on cupcake shakes...

Also, fuck you Wrath. Shibas are way more delicious than BK.  :maf
Title: Re: Why is no Burger King open on christmas?
Post by: Groogrux on December 26, 2010, 08:39:59 AM
Did anyone try Denny's?  That place stays open 24/7...
Title: Re: Why is no Burger King open on christmas?
Post by: lennedsay on December 26, 2010, 10:23:05 AM
Did anyone try Denny's?  That place stays open 24/7...

And was a complete clusterfuck when I drove by one last night. Holy fuck!
Title: Re: Why is no Burger King open on christmas?
Post by: Diunx on December 26, 2010, 11:01:42 AM
Fuck them. They got rid of cupcake shakes. :(

what the fuck  :o ???

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It's cake flavored ice cream and at the top, there is whip cream and sprinkles, so it looks like a cupcake top. :(

BK's mobile site is set up to look like The King's cell interface. :lol But still didn't give me info on cupcake shakes...

Also, fuck you Wrath. Shibas are way more delicious than BK.  :maf

:o I love cake ice cream, I hope they bring that here sometime.
Title: Re: Why is no Burger King open on christmas?
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 26, 2010, 11:24:20 AM
You better start enjoying Chinese food because that seems to be all you can get on Christmas. I never understood why that was, my friends grandfather told us that it was because the Jews and Chinese were using the day to plan how they would take control from the Christians of the world.

Which I'm pretty sure isn't true but how could I argue with a war hero? He could have intel that I don't.

In Chinese culture there are only two real holidays celebrated every year: Chinese New Year and the Mid Autumn Festival (Moon Festival).  Christmas is seen as an optional adapted holiday.  It doesn't matter what religion you are, it's a cultural thing.

Plus Chinese people love money like fat people love Burger King.  :P
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Post by: demi on December 26, 2010, 01:05:57 PM
Chinese takeout :bow

The greatest food on earth
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Post by: Positive Touch on December 26, 2010, 09:43:16 PM
well you have been looking a little big in the hips...
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Post by: Diunx on December 26, 2010, 11:06:41 PM
Its all that shit american food, it never fucking fails :fbm
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Post by: Robo on December 27, 2010, 12:58:49 AM
Burger King is terrible and you should feel terrible; and if you don't, you haven't actually eaten any Burger King recently.
Title: Re: Why is no Burger King open on christmas?
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 27, 2010, 01:50:31 AM
Did CrystalGemini just call me fat?

You, sir, are FUCKING GINORMOUS!   :P
Title: Re: Why is no Burger King open on christmas?
Post by: Diunx on December 27, 2010, 08:45:53 AM
Reported Robo for terrorism.
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Post by: Mupepe on December 27, 2010, 12:26:10 PM
i ate waffle house on christmas day.  i got hashbrowns with chili, cheese, tomatos, jalapenos and mushrooms, a chocolate waffle and a sausage egg and cheese biscuit.
Title: Re: Why is no Burger King open on christmas?
Post by: Yeti on December 29, 2010, 02:50:13 PM
Wendy's changed their fries, now they're all generic  :(