Author Topic: Why is no Burger King open on christmas? (Read 1837 times)

Wrath2X · « **on:** December 25, 2010, 07:26:57 PM »

I want my whopper with my large fries, a shitton of ketchup and bar-b-q sauce, and a vanilla milkshake goddammit!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** December 25, 2010, 07:34:37 PM »

billyofcourse · « **Reply #2 on:** December 25, 2010, 08:42:12 PM »

pretty sure the one in London, KY is. Come visit! It also serves as a greyhound station so it's always open.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** December 25, 2010, 09:14:54 PM »

Non-terrorists are all home with their families today. You see, we have this thing over here called Christmas.

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Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** December 25, 2010, 09:18:46 PM »

A vagrant in a foreign land full of fat infidels!

Not Sure · « **Reply #5 on:** December 25, 2010, 10:30:41 PM »

Don't you have any muslim neighbourhoods around you? Stores always seem to be open on Xmas in those areas.

I had a tough time finding some Timmies this morning… only one open was by the Ontario Provincial Police HQ.

Diunx · « **Reply #6 on:** December 25, 2010, 11:06:07 PM »

Me and my mate have been driving for 20 minutes looking for a burger car but they are all closed, we finally found one but he is out if burgers and is cooking us some weird meat he took out of a plastic bag.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** December 25, 2010, 11:29:34 PM »

plastic bag meat

Diunx · « **Reply #8 on:** December 25, 2010, 11:48:59 PM »

It was a little salty but good enough.

Quote from: Green Man on December 25, 2010, 11:38:14 PM

You better start enjoying Chinese food because that seems to be all you can get on Christmas. I never understood why that was, my friends grandfather told us that it was because the Jews and Chinese were using the day to plan how they would take control from the Christians of the world.

Which I'm pretty sure isn't true but how could I argue with a war hero? He could have intel that I don't.

Yeah a chinese place was our last option but at this hour the restaurants around here only have fried chicken or chow fan most of the time.

lennedsay · « **Reply #9 on:** December 25, 2010, 11:54:49 PM »

Fuck them. They got rid of cupcake shakes.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** December 26, 2010, 12:51:23 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on December 25, 2010, 11:54:49 PM

Fuck them. They got rid of cupcake shakes.

what the fuck

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lennedsay · « **Reply #11 on:** December 26, 2010, 04:18:41 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on December 26, 2010, 12:51:23 AM

Quote from: lennedsay on December 25, 2010, 11:54:49 PM
Fuck them. They got rid of cupcake shakes.

what the fuck

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It's cake flavored ice cream and at the top, there is whip cream and sprinkles, so it looks like a cupcake top.

BK's mobile site is set up to look like The King's cell interface.

But still didn't give me info on cupcake shakes...

Also, fuck you Wrath. Shibas are way more delicious than BK.

Groogrux · « **Reply #12 on:** December 26, 2010, 08:39:59 AM »

Did anyone try Denny's? That place stays open 24/7...

lennedsay · « **Reply #13 on:** December 26, 2010, 10:23:05 AM »

Quote from: andrwfields on December 26, 2010, 08:39:59 AM

Did anyone try Denny's? That place stays open 24/7...

And was a complete clusterfuck when I drove by one last night. Holy fuck!

Diunx · « **Reply #14 on:** December 26, 2010, 11:01:42 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on December 26, 2010, 04:18:41 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on December 26, 2010, 12:51:23 AM
Quote from: lennedsay on December 25, 2010, 11:54:49 PM
Fuck them. They got rid of cupcake shakes.

what the fuck

DETAILS

It's cake flavored ice cream and at the top, there is whip cream and sprinkles, so it looks like a cupcake top.

BK's mobile site is set up to look like The King's cell interface. But still didn't give me info on cupcake shakes...

Also, fuck you Wrath. Shibas are way more delicious than BK.

I love cake ice cream, I hope they bring that here sometime.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #15 on:** December 26, 2010, 11:24:20 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on December 25, 2010, 11:38:14 PM

You better start enjoying Chinese food because that seems to be all you can get on Christmas. I never understood why that was, my friends grandfather told us that it was because the Jews and Chinese were using the day to plan how they would take control from the Christians of the world.

Which I'm pretty sure isn't true but how could I argue with a war hero? He could have intel that I don't.

In Chinese culture there are only two real holidays celebrated every year: Chinese New Year and the Mid Autumn Festival (Moon Festival). Christmas is seen as an optional adapted holiday. It doesn't matter what religion you are, it's a cultural thing.

Plus Chinese people love money like fat people love Burger King.

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** December 26, 2010, 01:05:57 PM »

Chinese takeout

The greatest food on earth

Positive Touch · « **Reply #17 on:** December 26, 2010, 09:43:16 PM »

well you have been looking a little big in the hips...

Diunx · « **Reply #18 on:** December 26, 2010, 11:06:41 PM »

Its all that shit american food, it never fucking fails

Robo · « **Reply #19 on:** December 27, 2010, 12:58:49 AM »

Burger King is terrible and you should feel terrible; and if you don't, you haven't actually eaten any Burger King recently.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #20 on:** December 27, 2010, 01:50:31 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on December 26, 2010, 07:39:31 PM

Did CrystalGemini just call me fat?

You, sir, are FUCKING GINORMOUS!

Diunx · « **Reply #21 on:** December 27, 2010, 08:45:53 AM »

Reported Robo for terrorism.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** December 27, 2010, 12:26:10 PM »

i ate waffle house on christmas day. i got hashbrowns with chili, cheese, tomatos, jalapenos and mushrooms, a chocolate waffle and a sausage egg and cheese biscuit.

Yeti · « **Reply #23 on:** December 29, 2010, 02:50:13 PM »

Wendy's changed their fries, now they're all generic

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Author Topic: Why is no Burger King open on christmas? (Read 1837 times)

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