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Title: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 15, 2011, 07:57:59 PM
at least to host Wrestlemania.

For the one or two others wrestling fans on the board.

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BII1rjoHdeU[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAI3O2rQspE[/youtube]

Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Shuri on February 15, 2011, 08:21:54 PM
its sad how his career ran out of fuel :( he had so much potential but he insisted on doing all those movies for kids
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Purple Filth on February 15, 2011, 08:25:22 PM
its sad how his career ran out of fuel :( he had so much potential but he insisted on doing all those movies for kids

Fast Five mang.

but yea its unfortunate since his adult action movies were not so great either.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 15, 2011, 08:28:06 PM
I don't know. He seems to consistently be in at least a movie a year. Sometimes two. He seems to be doing fine career wise. Whether those are great movies or not is a separate question.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: patrickula on February 15, 2011, 09:34:39 PM
I haven't watched in years and years, but I always love to see The Rock cut a promo :bow
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2011, 09:38:23 PM
I must admit I got nerd chills  :lol

so awesome. The Rock is one of the few action stars today who wouldn't be out of place in an 80s action movie
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on February 15, 2011, 09:39:58 PM
It's awesome how he comes back and in 20 minutes makes everyone else in the company look bush league.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: drew on February 15, 2011, 09:53:16 PM
paging jobber :drudge
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: drew on February 15, 2011, 10:14:16 PM
but seriously though f the rock, let me know when mankind or degeneration x comes back then i'll watch :rock
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: tiesto on February 15, 2011, 10:26:15 PM
but seriously though f the rock, let me know when mankind or degeneration x comes back then i'll watch :rock

Mankind lives one town over from me, I'll run into him around town on occasion.

DX! :rock :rock :rock

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW-5AHxYTA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Boogie on February 15, 2011, 10:40:08 PM
I don't know. He seems to consistently be in at least a movie a year. Sometimes two. He seems to be doing fine career wise. Whether those are great movies or not is a separate question.

His career has been steady and active.

But he was supposed to be the next Arnold.

Instead, he couldn't even surpass Jason Statham in the Action Movie Hierarchy.  :-\

(I say that as a Statham fan, even)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2011, 10:50:05 PM
I don't know. He seems to consistently be in at least a movie a year. Sometimes two. He seems to be doing fine career wise. Whether those are great movies or not is a separate question.

His career has been steady and active.

But he was supposed to be the next Arnold.

Instead, he couldn't even surpass Jason Statham in the Action Movie Hierarchy.  :-\

(I say that as a Statham fan, even)

Yea, sucks. He's not some great actor, but he has a shit ton of charisma - which is basically what Arnold and the other bad acting 80s guys had. I heard the action flick he did last year was really good.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Diunx on February 15, 2011, 10:55:06 PM
I'm not a fan of his movies and stopped watching wrestling by the time he came in but I definitely agree about him having a lot of charisma, downloaded Faster a couple of days ago might watch it tomorrow :rock
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 15, 2011, 11:01:16 PM
The Rock and Samuel L. Jackson were the best thing about The Other Guys.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 15, 2011, 11:18:41 PM
[youtube=560,345]Z-vBH60KrW8[/youtube]

:bow
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Boogie on February 15, 2011, 11:22:09 PM
The Rock and Samuel L. Jackson were the best thing about The Other Guys.

Hell yeah.

I thought the movie was going to be about a rivalry between those two superstars, and Wahlberg and Ferrell.

and then
spoiler (click to show/hide)
they fucking DIE
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and I'm like, WTF?

and the rest of the movie was utter shit apart from a few moments and lines.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: chronovore on February 16, 2011, 06:37:34 AM
I don't know. He seems to consistently be in at least a movie a year. Sometimes two. He seems to be doing fine career wise. Whether those are great movies or not is a separate question.

His career has been steady and active.

But he was supposed to be the next Arnold.

Instead, he couldn't even surpass Jason Statham in the Action Movie Hierarchy.  :-\

(I say that as a Statham fan, even)

Yeah, pretty much this. The Rock was the best thing to happen to the WWE in a while, and it seemed like his exit to film was with their good graces, and off to a decent start. Who knows what went wrong?

But even Statham should be like some kind of king-god of action movies, and he just can't seem to catch the right break.

Also, good god were the Transporter sequels utter, utter crap.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: chronovore on February 16, 2011, 06:47:47 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STV

..."straight to video"?
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 16, 2011, 06:50:02 AM
I thought the movie was going to be about a rivalry between those two superstars, and Wahlberg and Ferrell.

I thought the same thing and I thought that would have been a far more interesting movie.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on February 16, 2011, 01:06:17 PM
I saw that RAW.  It was the only good part of the show.

The sad thing here is that this was really just a typical Rock promo; it's just that everyone else in the company lacks the charisma that he and other attitude-era guys had that it stood out so much.

It was still an awesome segment and I totally marked out for it.  Especially when he trashed Cena.  :)  But I don't see why people are like "WWE IS BACK IMMA GET WRESTLEMANIA NOW!!!!"  The Rock isn't back; he's just the host of WM and won't wrestle, and if we're lucky we'll get one or two more TV appearances from him.  WWE wrasslin' still sucks; this changes nothing, unless they are finally going to ditch the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow PG shit, which I doubt.

its sad how his career ran out of fuel :( he had so much potential but he insisted on doing all those movies for kids

I thought I read somewhere that he said he was done with the kids movies and was going to be going back to PG-13/R-rated stuff now.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on February 16, 2011, 05:16:27 PM
lyte spittin truth here
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on February 17, 2011, 11:51:18 AM
It's weird how things have gotten to the point that having Vince retire and Triple H/Stephanie take over is a GOOD idea now.

Also WWE, shut down your films division already, holy shit.   :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Cravis on February 17, 2011, 12:11:49 PM
I'm hoping Universal wises up and has the Rock star with Arnold in the new Terminator film. The Rock has already worked with the proposed director, Fast Five's Justin Lin. Hopefully the stars will align and we'll see that made.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on February 19, 2011, 07:32:41 PM
It's weird how things have gotten to the point that having Vince retire and Triple H/Stephanie take over is a GOOD idea now.

Also WWE, shut down your films division already, holy shit.   :lol
Yeah, I got 5-10 minutes into a stream of Kuncklehead via Netflx and that was more than enough for me. :yuck
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on February 20, 2011, 06:04:52 AM
Also WWE, shut down your films division already, holy shit.   :lol

The Chaperone trailer is fantastically bad
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 20, 2011, 08:28:53 PM
Also WWE, shut down your films division already, holy shit.   :lol

The Chaperone trailer is fantastically bad

http://www.thechaperonethemovie.com/

You aren't kidding. That picture of him is amazing too.


Didn't they make this film already about 20 years ago?
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: The Sceneman on February 21, 2011, 06:28:37 AM
looks amazing. The John Cena films are fucking ace, btw
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Purple Filth on February 21, 2011, 09:11:09 PM
Also WWE, shut down your films division already, holy shit.   :lol

The Chaperone trailer is fantastically bad

http://www.thechaperonethemovie.com/

You aren't kidding. That picture of him is amazing too.



 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: The Sceneman on February 21, 2011, 09:15:50 PM
watched 12 Rounds last night, fucking amazing.

:bow John Cena :bow2
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Purple Filth on February 21, 2011, 10:01:18 PM
watched 12 Rounds last night, fucking amazing.

:bow John Cena :bow2

i liked the Marine because almost everywhere he goes ends up exploding.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: chronovore on February 26, 2011, 04:06:46 AM
watched 12 Rounds last night, fucking amazing.

:bow John Cena :bow2

i liked the Marine because almost everywhere he goes ends up exploding.

[INTERIOR GAS STATION RESTROOM] READINESS MONTAGE: JEANS ZIPPER ZIPS. TOP FLY BUTTONED. HANDS WASHING. HANDS FLICKING OFF WATER TO DRY. GRIMY DOOR OPENS TO REVEAL CLEAR DAYTIME SKY

[CUT TO: DAYTIME MEDIUM EXTERNAL SHOT, GAS STATION] CENA STRIDES FROM THE MEN'S ROOM, NOT LOOKING BACK.

THE DOOR SLOWLY CLOSES. AS IT CLICKS SHUT, AN EARTH-SHATTERING EXPLOSION BLOWS THE DOOR OFF ITS FRAME, FIRING INTO THE PROPANE TANK ACROSS THE ASPHALT. THE PROPANE TANK IS PUNCTURED, SHEARED OPEN, AND IT TOO EXPLODES.

STILL, JOHN CENA DOES NOT LOOK BACK.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: The Sceneman on February 27, 2011, 05:22:08 AM
best Wrestling theme ever?
[youtube=560,345]mPbroKfmtkE[/youtube]

I dare you to post a better one (Undertaker theme not allowed)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 27, 2011, 12:40:23 PM
[youtube=560,345]x7DtjatQ9i4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 27, 2011, 12:49:56 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFGj2dojVEQ[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LCn77DrjCs[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PveEXleyD4[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cKFav6dsI0[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEoIoQpoq-Q[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Beezy on February 27, 2011, 05:12:38 PM
Stoney with the annihilation. One of my favs (I was a huge Sting fan, WCW and WWF):

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOGkytNP3c8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Beezy on February 27, 2011, 11:55:49 PM
Damn, I must be thinking about when he joined the nWo wolfpac then.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Diunx on February 28, 2011, 12:11:44 AM
Yeah Sting was pretty fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 28, 2011, 12:24:51 AM
I'm a Sting fan as well but prefer the OG version with bright facepaint.  Crow Sting was cool but never did much inside the ring.

Mr. Perfect's theme has to be right up there withe greatest,

[youtube=560,345]dkCUdyrTeso[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Bildi on February 28, 2011, 12:47:26 AM
Sime I thought were kick-ass.

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R2gzWnPu0s[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AZlP_pP1dA[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em27tBTOCT0[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ler25S7oG-0&[/youtube]

Worst would be when Randy Orton went from Evolution's music to that limp-wristed whatever-it-was.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 28, 2011, 01:17:55 AM
Just saw this.  Ultimate Warrior, the true people's champion!  :bow2

[youtube=560,345]9wjoLIHxIW8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 28, 2011, 01:23:11 AM
:bow Ultimate Warrior :bow2
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Bildi on February 28, 2011, 06:11:07 PM
:rofl

:bow Warrior :bow2
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on March 08, 2011, 10:44:28 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOxqDlqp_Wg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Bloodwake on March 09, 2011, 10:35:37 AM
The internet has destroyed WWE more than they have destroyed themselves.

What made pro wrestling good during the late nineties was not only wrestlers like the Rock but the fact you didn't know what the hell was going to happen on either show. Both shows (Nitro and Raw) were at their heights some of the most unpredictable television shows of all time. Now there's too many people leaking what's going to happen.

It's doubtful that pro wrestling will ever regain a fraction of the fanbase that it once had. I will continue to buy the classic DVDs from the WWE Home Video library and remember the good old days, and smile when I see the Bret Harts or the Rocks come back and listen to the fans shit themselves remembering their heroes from the past.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Bloodwake on March 09, 2011, 10:36:56 AM
Also, Stone Cold is awesome every time he is on Raw. EVERY TIME.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on March 09, 2011, 10:42:18 AM
I think wrestling lives and dies by its stars. And when the product has less interesting stars and characters and storylines, I tend to tune out.

The generation of wrestlers that came after the Rock and Stone Cold were just less interesting and less funny to me. So I stopped watching. But I was in the same boat before the Rock and Stone Cold came. Those guys were so good I felt I had to watch. Nobody in the current WWE generation of stars gives me that feeling.

Cena was interesting at first when he was a bit heelish but then his character and the way they used him got really boring. The WWE has been steering their product towards a younger (kids) and less hardcore product which has made me less interested in it.

And then the UFC replaced the WWE for me as a form of entertainment due to that.  Chael Sonnen represents a bigger heel to me than anybody currently in the WWE.

Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Himu on March 09, 2011, 12:34:41 PM
1997-1998 WCW and 1997-1998 WWF were my favorite years.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Cravis on March 09, 2011, 03:38:01 PM
Yeah, NWO was so awesome.

Sigh, now I'm getting nostalgic.
Hogan turning heel at Bash at the Beach blew my 13 year old mind. That was just epic and something nobody would have even guessed.

Wrestling today has just gotten stale. There's no competition. TNA can not even compare to WWE as much as they would like to. WCW took the majority of WWF's top talent. WWF had no choice but to innovate and get creative. One would get good the other better. It was a great time to be a wrestling fan.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Himu on March 09, 2011, 03:46:56 PM
I really wish WWE (ugh i hate calling it that) kept WCW and had it be its own separate thing but owned by WWE. Now they act like it doesn't exist.

I was a WCW guy. WWF was amazing, but I was faithful to WCW to the very end despite its endless problems and WCW being bought out made me stop watching wrestling out of pure bitterness.

I really miss the competition between the two. I would flip the channels every Monday and EVERYONE be talking about it the next day.

WCW and WWF really complimented each other. WCW was for the great wrestling. You had the ultra athletic luchadores and the cruiser weight division. You had a lot of interesting divisions, like the TV division. WCW had inventive and outright silly shit, but it was really entertaining all the same. WWF however was more serious and adult in tone. It was so unpredictable what was going to happen each show. Every wrestling fan I talk to remembers that Japanese guy threatening to cut off Val Venis' cock, or the Undertaker burying Austin, or The Rock and Mankind rivalry.

When someone BIG like Jericho just suddenly appeared on Raw on Monday night it was HUGE because the competition was so even and balanced.

I guess it's time to get into UFC? Does it have rivalries and storylines?
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 09, 2011, 03:50:20 PM
Randy Orton is the worst.  Most people boo Orton not because they love to hate him, ala classic heels like Ric Flair.  The type of heat that Orton gets, is similar to X-Pac's, where people just want him off the air because he's so boring.  
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Cravis on March 09, 2011, 04:23:03 PM
I remember how desperate WCW got at the end. Eric Bischoff (I believe it was Bischoff) came out during one of the last Nitros and spoiled the major title change of that night's WWF event which was pre-recorded.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Himu on March 09, 2011, 04:35:58 PM
[youtube=560,345]SJsbmBhP1eY[/youtube]

:bow
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on March 09, 2011, 04:52:41 PM
I remember how desperate WCW got at the end. Eric Bischoff (I believe it was Bischoff) came out during one of the last Nitros and spoiled the major title change of that night's WWF event which was pre-recorded.

IIRC, that wasn't the end...Bischoff was long gone by then.  It was in the beginning, when they were starting to beat the WWF's ass in the ratings.  Him doing that was AWESOME.   :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Himu on March 09, 2011, 04:53:54 PM
He spoiled Mankind winning the title. :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on March 09, 2011, 05:02:10 PM
I really wish WWE (ugh i hate calling it that) kept WCW and had it be its own separate thing but owned by WWE. Now they act like it doesn't exist.

WCW was a failed brand in the end.  They don't want to associate that with their own brand name.  ECW also went down, but not for the same reasons as WCW, which is why they used the name for the new TV show a few years ago.  Of course the new ECW sucked and has since devolved into NXT.

I agree with you though...I'd rather have two "competing" brands like how RAW and Smackdown! used to be.  Too bad TNA sucks.

Quote
I guess it's time to get into UFC? Does it have rivalries and storylines?

Rivalries, I'm sure, but storylines?  No dude, it's real.   :lol  The reason I generally don't watch MMA is because the fights go real quick and don't have the "drama" of fake wrasslin'.  But the other problem is that WWE has been shit for the last fews to the point that it's all pretty stale and boring now.  They really need to shake shit up, but we're just not going to see it until Vince steps down, and that could end up being another 10 years...or more.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: chronovore on March 13, 2011, 09:22:40 PM
You think MMA fights don't have the "drama" of wrestling? Are you serious?

There are guys in there who literally hate each other, trying to make the other guy their bitch. As you said, "it's real."
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Boogie on March 14, 2011, 04:49:29 PM

I guess it's time to get into UFC? Does it have rivalries and storylines?

I'm going to reach through the Internet and beat your dopey ass with a stick for asking such distinguished mentally-challenged questions, himu.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 14, 2011, 10:12:46 PM

I guess it's time to get into UFC? Does it have rivalries and storylines?

I'm going to reach through the Internet and beat your dopey ass with a stick for asking such distinguished mentally-challenged questions, himu.

:rofl

That's why Himu is so awesome and will always be my boy. 
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on March 15, 2011, 10:33:21 AM
So did you guys hear about the latest TNA wrestling PPV disaster?  In the...uh..."main event," Jeff Hardy stumbled out on stage, clearly coked up as hell, headed to the ring, and stumbled around some more until Eric Bischoff came out to change his match against Sting to a No-DQ match.  Apparently Hardy was so fucked up that the plan was to have a ton of run-ins to "salvage" the match, but Sting didn't want to get hurt, so he ended the match immediately...the whole thing was 90 seconds long.   :lol

You think MMA fights don't have the "drama" of wrestling? Are you serious?

There are guys in there who literally hate each other, trying to make the other guy their bitch. As you said, "it's real."

I mean the flow of the matches and storylines.  In MMA it's over like that...not the case in wrasslin.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Himu on March 15, 2011, 11:07:47 AM

I guess it's time to get into UFC? Does it have rivalries and storylines?

I'm going to reach through the Internet and beat your dopey ass with a stick for asking such distinguished mentally-challenged questions, himu.

 8)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on March 15, 2011, 12:07:44 PM
So did you guys hear about the latest TNA wrestling PPV disaster?  In the...uh..."main event," Jeff Hardy stumbled out on stage, clearly coked up as hell, headed to the ring, and stumbled around some more until Eric Bischoff came out to change his match against Sting to a No-DQ match.  Apparently Hardy was so fucked up that the plan was to have a ton of run-ins to "salvage" the match, but Sting didn't want to get hurt, so he ended the match immediately...the whole thing was 90 seconds long.   :lol

You think MMA fights don't have the "drama" of wrestling? Are you serious?

There are guys in there who literally hate each other, trying to make the other guy their bitch. As you said, "it's real."

I mean the flow of the matches and storylines.  In MMA it's over like that...not the case in wrasslin.

sounds like some wcw style shit.

I looked up the video just to check it out.

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lckr9OLR2Ow[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Diunx on March 15, 2011, 01:23:10 PM
Himu :rofl
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: chronovore on March 15, 2011, 06:28:50 PM
It doesn't look like Sting finished it, it looks like Hardy was too messed up and unaware to even just kick out.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on March 29, 2011, 10:13:28 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXaF1Zxsq24[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 04, 2011, 07:37:27 PM
Wrestlemania was mostly lame unfortunately.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on April 04, 2011, 07:50:03 PM
Wrestlemania was mostly lame unfortunately.

Yeah, it was.  I missed the first 45 minutes of the show, but after reading what happened, it didn't feel like I missed much.

Stuff I liked:

-Taker-HHH.  The only good match on the card.  Should have been the main event.
-JR announcing the last few matches.
-Snooki doing a cartwheel (it shut the entire crowd up  :lol)
-The Rock's interference at the end (but the rest of his stuff was lame)
-Austin doing stunners

It was pretty sucktacular overall.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on April 04, 2011, 08:25:46 PM
best things were the Miz video and Khali singing Grease. Everything else sucked.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Mandark on April 04, 2011, 08:47:58 PM
Wrestlemania was mostly lame unfortunately.

Yeah, it was.  I missed the first 45 minutes of the show, but after reading what happened, it didn't feel like I missed much.

Stuff I liked:

-Taker-HHH.  The only good match on the card.  Should have been the main event.
-JR announcing the last few matches.
-Snooki doing a cartwheel (it shut the entire crowd up  :lol)
-The Rock's interference at the end (but the rest of his stuff was lame)
-Austin doing stunners

It was pretty sucktacular overall.

wtf is this, 1999?
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: BlackMage on April 04, 2011, 09:18:38 PM
I always loved Triple H's old theme song

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12uAh0lme38[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 04, 2011, 09:28:37 PM
i downloaded it just to watch the HHH-Taker match. it was fantastic. some great story telling between the two and the ending was brilliant. i just wish Taker would have sat up right at the end after he won.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on April 04, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
I didn't watch it because I ain't no punk but I heard DMX was there. Did he wrestle?

Didn't see him, Snoop was there.

Quote
Edit: Oh and what happened to Golddust? That dude was one of my favorites as a kid.

Got cut, got fat, went to TNA and was hopeless, came back to WWE recently and lost a lot of weight and is awesome. He put a book out recently too.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 04, 2011, 10:30:03 PM
this raw is fantastic :bow
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 04, 2011, 10:33:27 PM
micahel cole rules

"HI VICKI!!!" :lol :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Bildi on April 04, 2011, 10:37:05 PM
Randy Orton is the worst.  Most people boo Orton not because they love to hate him, ala classic heels like Ric Flair.  The type of heat that Orton gets, is similar to X-Pac's, where people just want him off the air because he's so boring.  

I thought Orton was so promising when he was Intercontinental champ and was in Evolution, building a great gimmick as a conceited heel.  Winning the title at WM20 from Benoit was a massive mistake IMO and left him nowhere to develop a character.

He spoiled Mankind winning the title. :lol

Bischoff was such a massive ass. :lol  But I think it hurt them in the ratings that night and was around the time WCW started its downhill spiral.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on April 05, 2011, 07:35:44 AM
If you check your mind at the door you can enjoy it.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on April 05, 2011, 09:04:12 AM
Holy crap the new Tough Enough is pretty good.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 05, 2011, 08:12:16 PM
best things were the Miz video

The WWE has always produced some of the best video packages in the business regardless of whatever field you want to compare them to.

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnuyQplPy5w[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Bocsius on April 05, 2011, 08:35:13 PM
So I got suckered in and watched Raw last night for the first time in probably 5 or 6 years or whatever, and I'm not very likely to watch again or anything, but I have to say I think they dropped the ball at the end. You could see the crowd's anticipation growing, they were ready to erupt, and when the Rock said he'd fight Cena... in 12 months... they were like "uh, say what?"

...building Building BUILDING... nothing.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on April 05, 2011, 09:18:29 PM
Holy crap the new Tough Enough is pretty good.

Does Stone Cold stunner everyone that doesn't do what he says?

No but he cuts a promo on everyone. It's really good
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on April 07, 2011, 02:16:54 PM
So I got suckered in and watched Raw last night for the first time in probably 5 or 6 years or whatever, and I'm not very likely to watch again or anything, but I have to say I think they dropped the ball at the end. You could see the crowd's anticipation growing, they were ready to erupt, and when the Rock said he'd fight Cena... in 12 months... they were like "uh, say what?"

...building Building BUILDING... nothing.

Yeah, that RAW really sucked.  They crammed most of the matches into the very end.  The Rock/Cena match announcement was just... :lol :lol :lol :lol: wtf.  I can't believe they announced it a year in advance.  It should have been Rock/Cena at Mania from the very start, or at least have it be at Summerslam or something.  Watch Cena get injured before it happens.   :lol

Sin Cara was cool though.  He'll be doing the same thing again on Smackdown!.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Bildi on April 07, 2011, 07:15:43 PM
So, if I'm someone clinging to the past is TNA the one to watch? From what I understand, it's where the wrestlers I know and love go to die but it's also apparently super shitty.

Yeah, the wrestlers you know and love don't get that much airtime.  TNA had its moments, but the last time I watched it a few months ago it was the same damn boring match-ups week after week, and they'd seemingly started to put two womens matches or more in each program.  Call me a massive cigarillo, but womens wrestling is awful 99% of the time.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on April 12, 2011, 02:34:07 AM
[youtube=560,345]F9Wam3ORRUY[/youtube]
Edge gave a speech on Raw tonight noting that based on Dr.'s tests his body is too fucked to ever compete again.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 12, 2011, 02:38:53 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql9W7K68R54[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: chronovore on April 12, 2011, 08:36:15 AM
That was really touching. I haven't given a crap about wrestling in years, but I really like Edge and Christian, and I really hope Edge is smart enough to stay retired and manage his meds responsibly.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Beezy on April 12, 2011, 12:09:26 PM
no shit, dipshit
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Himu on April 12, 2011, 12:16:20 PM
You guys know wrestling is fake?

And yet these guys are still getting body slammed into a mat 5-10 times a night. The storylines are fake, but the pain certainly isn't.

Look at the video post a few posts above yours.

People who dote on wrestling's fakeness don't get the appeal. We all know it's fake, but what draws, or rather, drew us to it, are the storylines and how much fucking dedication these guys put into their work. Most of these guys are having trouble just standing up and they put on all of these amazing high flying amazing shows just for US and because it's the only thing they know.

Not appreciating this and calling out the fact it's "fake and scripted" is idiotic.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on April 13, 2011, 03:31:27 PM
The WWE has even gone as far as to have officially changed their name to just "WWE..." in other words, no more "wrestling" in the name.   :lol :-\

There's talks of a huge shake-up going on in TNA right now, but everything that goes on there always ends up sucking shit, so who knows.

I'm also in the camp that is growing ever-tired of wrasslin' these days.  I pretty much just watch it -or have it on the background- out of habit.  It's boring and stale.  At least the WWE roster draft is coming up soon and Tough Enough is fun to watch.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Himu on April 13, 2011, 04:43:13 PM
Edge and Jericho were easily the best thing about WWE last time I watched a few years back.

I was always big fan of Edge and Christian way back when they started with Gangrel. Amazing athletes and fine wrestlers.

TNA always has interesting ideas, but it always ends up sucking. I get bored watching TNA.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on April 13, 2011, 11:06:24 PM
The WWE has even gone as far as to have officially changed their name to just "WWE..." in other words, no more "wrestling" in the name.   :lol :-\

There's talks of a huge shake-up going on in TNA right now, but everything that goes on there always ends up sucking shit, so who knows.

I'm also in the camp that is growing ever-tired of wrasslin' these days.  I pretty much just watch it -or have it on the background- out of habit.  It's boring and stale.  At least the WWE roster draft is coming up soon and Tough Enough is fun to watch.

TNA is just going to brand itself more as "Impact".

If you're burned out on wrestling I'd give ROH or Dragon Gate USA a shot. Not for everyone but it's different to the stale shit from the two big companies.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: chronovore on April 14, 2011, 07:14:27 AM
Edge and Jericho were easily the best thing about WWE last time I watched a few years back.

I was always big fan of Edge and Christian way back when they started with Gangrel. Amazing athletes and fine wrestlers.

TNA always has interesting ideas, but it always ends up sucking. I get bored watching TNA.

Plus, Edge was doing the figure-four leg lock with Lita.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Bildi on April 14, 2011, 09:45:03 PM
I never liked Edge's character much so I'm not really bummed to see him go.  Feel sorry for him personally though.

I love Christian though, and always wished he were pushed harder.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on April 14, 2011, 11:14:29 PM
Holy crap the new Tough Enough is pretty good.

First episode was good (Melina vs Alicia Fox best match ever), second episode made me stop watching the show. I absolutely cannot believe they sent Matt home. Just shows that the whole thing is a joke.

Anyway, I'm sad to see Edge go. I couldn't stand him as a singles wrestler until he started with the Rated R gimmick, and then he really started growing on me. I still don't really care for him as a face, but he's been one of the most entertaining heels in years imo.

Hopefully Christian gets a decent push now. I'd hate for it to happen this way, but maybe he'll get a cheap title reign like Rey did after Eddie died. He's been deserving of the belt for ages, just give it to him already.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 14, 2011, 11:21:55 PM
I couldn't stand him as a singles wrestler until he started with the Rated R gimmick, and then he really started growing on me. I still don't really care for him as a face, but he's been one of the most entertaining heels in years imo.

I felt the same way. Also when he and Christian were heel tag teams it was really awesome. I think the WWE wasted a lot of his career by not realizing he was always suited to be a natural heel.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on April 15, 2011, 12:35:45 AM
So RVD is apparently now ...RDV?
[youtube=560,345]SVgM-ru0nOs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on May 02, 2011, 12:37:33 AM
New World Champion bitches
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i52.tinypic.com/9b9ieo.png)
[close]

I love Double Double E.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on May 02, 2011, 12:46:45 AM
Maybe now Muhammed Hassan can come back
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on May 04, 2011, 11:13:46 AM
Just read the Smackdown spoilers.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Christian loses the WHC to Randy Orton
[close]


...This is why I barely watch WWE any more. Trash company.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 29, 2011, 10:07:00 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Is9SdaC-X8&hd=1[/youtube]

lulz. So is cm punk actually leaving the company or is this all a work for him to take a break and then come back later?


edit:

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iduphwj-gk0&feature=feedu[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 29, 2011, 10:44:35 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Is9SdaC-X8&hd=1[/youtube]

lulz. So is cm punk actually leaving the company or is this all a work for him to take a break and then come back later?



pretty clear this is a work. it's a great work no doubt but it's still a work. no different than the stuff Joey Styles did awhile back.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on June 29, 2011, 08:37:18 PM
Punk is leaving, but that shoot was a work. He probably just wants to take a break for a while, like Chris Jericho back in 05.

Though I'm sure he believes most of what he said.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on July 02, 2011, 07:16:15 PM
This is one of the best WWE matches I've seen all year:

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcwyCdyiS1Y&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

It's a shame that they let great talent like Trent Baretta and Tyson Kidd waste away on some bullshit Internet show that nobody watches. But that's the WWE for you.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on July 18, 2011, 03:28:56 AM
Punk wins WWE title, bails on company!(?)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 18, 2011, 09:53:30 AM
Punk wins WWE title, bails on company!(?)

Yup.  Still all scripted, of course, but Punk is legit done with the company.  He's supposed to be on RAW tonight though.  That PPV last night was awesome...the crowd made the show and they went NUTS for Punk when he came out.  It was deafening.

They went with a Survivor Series '97 screwjob-type attempt from Vince, but then forever good-guy Cena stopped him, got pinned by Punk, and lost the title.  Vince tried to get Alberto Del Rio to run out and cash in his Money In The Bank title shot, but Punk kicked him in the head then ran out through the crowd.

Cena is supposed to be "fired" for losing the title.  Cena was also "fired" as part of another storyline earlier this year, but appeared on the show every week anyway.   :lol ::)

Still, this PPV shook things up.  Daniel Bryan is the Smackdown #1 contender now, and Christian is champ.  And on RAW it will be Del Rio versus Cena (because let's face it, he's gonna end up with the title back somehow.  :p)

People are hoping that this is also the end of the stupid spinner belt.  I would recommend watching this PPV...aside from the short bathroom-break women's match and Big Slow/Mark Henry, it was the best PPV in at least 5-6 years, if not longer.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 18, 2011, 10:05:20 AM
punk isn't done with the company. there's no way they would push him this much if he was leaving. if he was leaving he would have gotten beaten by ADR to put him over. he's just taking some time off.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 18, 2011, 10:16:56 AM
punk isn't done with the company. there's no way they would push him this much if he was leaving. if he was leaving he would have gotten beaten by ADR to put him over. he's just taking some time off.

His contact is legit over and he did not re-sign, but the dirt sheets are saying that he's going to do things Jericho-style, and use this time as a way to take some months off before returning.

But it's also known that Punk hasn't been happy in the WWE.  I really doubt that he's never coming back after this recent angle though...dude even debuted a new t-shirt last night.  Not the kind of thing that tends to happen when you're done.

I guess there also could be a swerve here, and they did get him to legit re-sign too.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 18, 2011, 11:50:37 AM
Quote from: Mr.NiceGuy
“@WWEUniverse: It's 12:00 a.m. ... Do you know where your WWE Champion is? #MITB @CMPunk” The champ is...here

(http://a.yfrog.com/img740/6158/b09zy.jpg)

:rofl
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on July 18, 2011, 12:29:25 PM
I went and watched the ppv at some shitty restaraunt with a couple friends, better show than this year's mania for sure. I think Punk's contract is really through September and he's just kayfabe unsigned right now but I could be wrong.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 21, 2011, 05:52:01 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NAvDqglbAE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: chronovore on July 22, 2011, 04:52:48 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/tylah/gn1wz.jpg)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 26, 2011, 02:30:49 PM
So Cena won the new title last night (lol) to everyones utter amazement.

but then Cult of Personality started playing and CM Punk came out with the real title. Was an amazing mark out moment:

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbxQCgxNBUU[/youtube]

plus you can buy his new shirt now.
and i'm kinda really tempted to buy it.
it's 2011 and i'm about to buy my first wrestling shirt since my DX shirt i bought when i was like 10.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 26, 2011, 05:56:45 PM
[youtube=560,345]twRPXCBKT64[/youtube]
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on July 26, 2011, 06:15:11 PM
TNA is distinguished mentally-challenged and unwatchable.
Fixed that for you. Ordering a CM shirt next payday. :rock
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 26, 2011, 07:31:28 PM
CM punk is listed as 6'1 220lbs but he doesn't look that big in the video. 
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 26, 2011, 08:09:04 PM
i bought the cm punk sirt  :D
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 27, 2011, 02:30:56 PM
Anyone watch RAW Monday?

At the very end, Cena defeated Rey Mysterio to regain the new (old spinner design  :yuck) belt, but this was SAVED:

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9GbxqYwzHk[/youtube]

:hyper
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 27, 2011, 02:53:22 PM
check the bottom of the last page, duder
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 27, 2011, 03:19:55 PM
CM Punk should have gotten a push long ago, out of all the new wrestlers that came out in the last 5 years he's the one I like. And why the fucking hell does the spinner belt exist? Or even made just Cena exclusive? How the fuck does Vince think people will take the WWE seriously with that shit?  :lol

They introduced the spinner belt when Cena blew up and was HUGE (and actually liked by more than just 10 year olds).  That was back when he was doing his pseudo-gangsta-rapper-thuganomics gimmick.  He dropped that shit years ago (even though he still dresses the same, lol) so it really makes no sense.

People are speculating that it will be Punk/Cena II at Summerslam, to unify the two spinner belts back into one title.  Hopefully that's when they will introduce a new, NORMAL belt.

Although the spinner belt still looks 8,000 times better than the Jeff Hardy TNA Championship belt.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 27, 2011, 03:28:47 PM
the new belt isn't bad. it kinda looks like the spinner belt but it just doesnt have the spinner.
but yeah, it's punk v cena at summerslam and punk will lose and cena will have the mega title.

then punk will start an angle with stone cold and face him at wrestlemania

/fantasy booking
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 27, 2011, 03:56:21 PM
I haven't been following WWE for awhile but why did they bring Punk back so quickly?  Bringing him back the very next week after he was supposed to be gone makes it look a lot more scripted.  Also, the pop would have been even bigger if his appearance was completely unexpected. 
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on July 30, 2011, 05:41:09 PM
I haven't been following WWE for awhile but why did they bring Punk back so quickly?  Bringing him back the very next week after he was supposed to be gone makes it look a lot more scripted.  Also, the pop would have been even bigger if his appearance was completely unexpected. 

WWE booking - not so good. They want him back for the Summerslam main event I guess (which is only 2 weeks away), but bringing him back so quickly just made his entire "I'm taking the title and leaving" storyline pretty worthless.


But anyway, the WWE has finally gotten interesting again. Bryan Danielson is Mr. MitB, Punk is the WWE champion (and he has his ROH Cult of Personality theme), Christian is the World Heavyweight Champion, Del Rio's going to be getting the title eventually, and Zack Ryder is finally on Raw. I couldn't be happier.

Now they just need to bring in Colt Cabana, Chris Hero, Claudio Castagnoli, and move Tyler Black up from FCW and have Punk lead an ROH stable. :D
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on July 30, 2011, 11:37:46 PM
CM punk is listed as 6'1 220lbs but he doesn't look that big in the video. 
They always exaggerate height and weight stats.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on September 06, 2011, 03:02:10 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhrKT9XUKgQ[/youtube]

:bow DOUBLE DOUBLE E :bow2
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on December 19, 2011, 04:40:35 AM
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4717/40637134446199223493916.jpg)

Who'd a thunk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

:bow
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on December 19, 2011, 05:12:02 AM
ice frog
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on December 19, 2011, 06:00:25 AM
Im actually watching the TLC right now, the Ryder match is on .. spoilers above :(
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on December 19, 2011, 06:42:28 AM
omg. lmfao at Daniel Brian
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on December 19, 2011, 07:21:36 AM
I missed most of TLC, but what I saw wasn't that good. The Cody/Booker and Sheamus/Swagger matches were average, Nash/HHH was boring, the TLC match was decent (Ricardo took an amazing bump), and I didn't watch Show/Henry because why would I want to see that. And to be honest, I don't like seeing Bryan cash in and get a cheap win either, because he still needs to be built into a legit main eventer. Especially since he's a face, he cashed in on a face, and in the past he talked about people cashing in and getting meaningless wins, so he doesn't look very strong right now imo. So I can only see this working out if it's leading into a heel turn.

But who cares, my boy D-Bryan is the world champ. My fave five are being prominently featured right now. 8)

edit: BTW, I didn't want to bump this when it came out, but the Shawn/Bret DVD is great. It's nice to see the two greatest of all time on good terms with one another for once.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on December 19, 2011, 07:27:52 AM
They need to make D-Bryan into a Dean Malenko/Chris Benoit type character imo.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on December 19, 2011, 07:44:43 AM
Why is this Bryan kid so popular among the IWC?

He's the best technical wrestler in the world. He's had a ton of great matches in ROH, and several in the WWE too (his match with Ziggler is probably his best so far I think). He's not bad on the mic either, I don't know how he got that stigma after he joined the WWE. I guess people automatically assume that great wrestlers can't talk, since there aren't many examples of them.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on December 19, 2011, 07:59:51 AM
Couldn't find this on youtube, but here's his Bragging Rights match with Ziggler: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkq2ah_daniel-bryan-vs-dolph-ziggler-wwe-bragging-rights-2010_sport

Both of them are so good. :bow
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on December 19, 2011, 10:57:13 AM
Daniel Bryan fought an excellent (dark) match against one of the FCW guys traveling with the WWE last week i think it was. So I heard, didnt watch the match myself (lol obv)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on December 21, 2011, 04:03:24 AM
(http://p.twimg.com/AhEjpnVCQAIFL4T.jpg:large)

I don't think the current product could be much better than this. Every single champion is actually talented and entertaining to watch. This is nearly unpossible.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 21, 2011, 04:08:30 AM
Wait, there's a wrestling thread on evilbore?

(http://i.imgur.com/TT5Gv.gif)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on December 21, 2011, 04:09:06 AM
Tell me more about Beth Phoenix
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on December 21, 2011, 05:26:05 AM
Tell me more about Beth Phoenix
Roll-ups are like kryptonite to her. She gets beaten by women half her size via them a lot. But she is fucking fantastic in ring, as is her current posse bud Natalya (Neidhart, as in Jim The Anvil's daughter). Wish they'd have her and Nattie have opposing face/heel alignments so there could be an actual good diva's match but alas. Women's WWE is just in a holding pattern until Kharma (Awesome Kong) returns from being preggers anyway. And yeah, all of those champions are fuck awesome.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 21, 2011, 05:40:54 AM
and people doubted CM Punk when he said change was coming.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on December 21, 2011, 08:01:53 AM
Kharma (Awesome Kong) returns from being preggers
What a brave man
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on December 21, 2011, 08:17:20 AM
D. Brine did cash in early because of Mark's injury. He'll lose it before WM, probably at rumble. Then he'll win it back clean from Orton at WM.

LOL.  Bryan will be lucky if he's in the U.S. title picture at that point.

Are any of his matches on youtube?

He went by "'American Dragon' Bryan Danielson" before joining the 'E.  Would try that first.

Speaking of which...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf-kiUcAdVI


I don't think the current product could be much better than this. Every single champion is actually talented and entertaining to watch. This is nearly unpossible.

Too bad it's still boring and bland as shit.  Nice to have a PPV with Cena getting the night off at least.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Mandark on December 21, 2011, 02:43:57 PM
Didn't realize that guy used to be American Dragon.  Stopped following wrassling about the time AD started making indy waves.

Is Jamie Noble still around?
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on December 21, 2011, 03:14:54 PM
Jamie Noble retired last year, but is/was doing backstage stuff in WWE.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 21, 2011, 09:27:15 PM
i might start watching wrestling again. damn you cm punk!!
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on December 22, 2011, 02:42:00 AM
Be warned that the commentary is nigh unbearable.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on December 22, 2011, 12:12:39 PM
Be warned that the commentary is nigh unbearable.

Cole  :yuck
King  :-\
Booker  :spin :dizzy
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on December 22, 2011, 01:29:24 PM
booker is highly entertaining
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: E-DuB on December 23, 2011, 02:46:46 AM
Be warned that the commentary is nigh unbearable.

Cole  :yuck
King  :-\
Booker  :spin :dizzy

That's probably the most accurate description of the mess that is the commentary on Raw nowadays :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 23, 2011, 05:33:07 AM
I think King is fine. It's Cole that fucks it all up. He's so awful that everyone around him is dragged down. King just has nothing to work with.
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Post by: bork on December 23, 2011, 09:00:20 AM
King used to be a much better color-commentator.  Besides his stupid drooling-over-diva antics, he'd learn towards the heels and have some fun banter with JR.  He hasn't been in the same in a long time. 

Cole is just being fed lines from McMahon and at this point should be a character (make him a manager or the GM or whatever) instead of a commentator.  A big problem is that he'll go 100% heel and turn the crowd against him, then switch right back to babyface-leaning commentator and sympathize with John Cena getting beat down before his inevitable superman come-back.

Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Mandark on December 23, 2011, 07:47:41 PM
One of my fondest WWE moments was when Taz started doing color commentary as part of a feud with Lawler, and bellowing "That's a NAWTHEHN LIGHTS SOO-PLEX, MICHAEL COLE!" after Cole fucked up yet another call.

Hell, I liked Taz even when he settled in to the commentating gig, since he was genuinely enthusiastic about watching other wrestlers do their thing.  I remember during one particularly good tag match he broke character a little: "Man, it's great to see these guys working so well together... I mean on their own tag teams, against the others."  So cute.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on December 26, 2011, 11:26:03 PM
The Slammys had like three minutes of wrasslin' in the first two hours.  It was fucking awful.

RAW tonight was more ZZZZZZZZZZ, but now Ziggler is the number-one contender for Punk's title.  Del Rio is out with an injury.  R-Truth came back from his drug suspen-- I MEAN BEAT DOWN FROM THE MIZ and attacked Miz at ringside.

One of my fondest WWE moments was when Taz started doing color commentary as part of a feud with Lawler, and bellowing "That's a NAWTHEHN LIGHTS SOO-PLEX, MICHAEL COLE!" after Cole fucked up yet another call.

Hell, I liked Taz even when he settled in to the commentating gig, since he was genuinely enthusiastic about watching other wrestlers do their thing.  I remember during one particularly good tag match he broke character a little: "Man, it's great to see these guys working so well together... I mean on their own tag teams, against the others."  So cute.

Taz is still doing that in TNA.   :)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on December 28, 2011, 10:49:02 PM
Randy Boreton seems to be out with an injury too. So now I hope Christian comes back soon and gets into a feud for the title with Bryan. That would actually make me watch Smackdown every week.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on January 08, 2012, 09:04:40 PM
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/376100_10150492016621026_31695961025_8950719_594585461_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on January 08, 2012, 11:42:43 PM
Sure, post Jeff Tardy but not Y2J's fuck awesome nearly silent comeback. ::)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on January 09, 2012, 12:55:35 AM
Sure, post Jeff Tardy but not Y2J's fuck awesome nearly silent comeback. ::)
(http://i.minus.com/iUVnhKxM7l5DG.gif)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: chronovore on January 09, 2012, 08:21:16 AM
I miss Y2J; he's the 2nd best heel I've seen. Kurt Angle is my favorite heel.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on January 10, 2012, 03:25:10 AM
I miss Y2J; he's the 2nd best heel I've seen. Kurt Angle is my favorite heel.
he's back!

(http://i.imgur.com/eKTJb.jpg)

Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on January 10, 2012, 04:13:41 AM
(http://www.abload.de/img/kane25qk19.gif)

who cares about Kane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksRZvspGyc8

(http://www.abload.de/img/brodusn3k0v.gif)

Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on January 10, 2012, 05:03:15 AM
haha what the fuck
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on January 10, 2012, 07:13:18 AM
It's really not that good.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 10, 2012, 09:12:36 AM
i wasn't able to stay awake long enough to watch RAW but i've read the recap and watched the videos. definitely liking the direction they are going so far.

Kane being back into the picture. Kane is awesome
Brodus Clay's debut... what the hell. really hilarious
The CM Punk/Swagger match end seemed interesting.
Fuckin' Zack Ryder's marathon tire change sounds amazing to watch on tv. Ryder starts changing the tire > commercial break > still changing tire when return from commercial > cut to match with Cena/Ziggler > cut to Ryder STILL changing the fucking tire. God-tier comedy right there.


will def download and watch it tonight.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on January 10, 2012, 01:12:51 PM
Raw was super wtf this week.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on January 10, 2012, 02:13:18 PM
Raw was super wtf this week.
I remember as a kid watching razor ramon and goldust beating each other with show shovels. Good times.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on January 10, 2012, 05:34:06 PM
Raw was super wtf this week.

Yep, not sure how anyone can enjoy it other than on an unintentionally funny level.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on January 12, 2012, 10:03:24 AM
Brodus Clay is the fat white version of Ernest "The Cat" Miller.  He's even using the same theme song.   :lol

His debut was a bigger troll than what Jericho's been doing.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on January 24, 2012, 08:20:46 PM
hilariously shite as always
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Post by: Trent Dole on January 24, 2012, 10:31:01 PM
Raw last night was hilarious.

(http://i.imgur.com/RjpOT.gif)

I think he's embracing the hate or he is really constipated
It was great up until Kane murders Zack for 20 minutes really shittily.
(http://i.imgur.com/4DXxF.jpg)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on January 24, 2012, 11:26:08 PM
I think this feud ends with Cena ripping off Kane's mask and wearing it from now on. Then Kane get's shipped back to SD where he finally goes after Henry for putting him in the Hall of Pain.

Another thing I really hate is that they keep calling him the big red monster. What happened to him being the machine?
I thought the two were interchangeable and had been used off and on simultaneously but now that you mention it... Machine > Monster for sure.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on January 25, 2012, 08:14:21 AM
The Vigo-Cena photoshop looks like Bill Maher.

I'm posting this here because it's wrestling related: http://www.impactwrestling.com/news/item/3324-New-PPV-DVD-Releases-Added-To-IMPACT-on-XBox-Live-Marketplace

TNA really is stuck in the past.

(http://www.impactwrestling.com/media/k2/items/cache/257756ee79d07c68d322e5cf0b6d0e6e_L.jpg)

LOL
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on January 25, 2012, 08:36:54 AM
So I can have the blades back if i download this then?
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Bloodwake on January 28, 2012, 04:18:31 PM
So, I just got a call. I'm going to see the Royal Rumble tomorrow in St. Louis.


I've been watching pro wrestling since I was three and have never been to a live event.

I am totally going to mark out.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 28, 2012, 04:49:04 PM
if it's anything like the couple of events i've been to you won't be able to see or hear shit, but you'll still have a blast!
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Mandark on January 28, 2012, 05:02:10 PM
Live events are tons of fun.  I went to the last Starrcade, when everyone knew WCW was about finished, and it was still a blast.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 28, 2012, 05:13:44 PM
i went to a monday night raw taping (this was before stone cold became champ, was just turning face, and was fucking with rocky before he became "the rock"), which was fun - but the camera dudes obscured everything, so we kept sneaking down rows to get a better view, getting busted, and sneaking back down again

the thing i remember most about the show was an announcement before the show that due to a family emergency undertaker wouldn't be there, to which we all started making jokes about undertaker having a family and what undertaker babies would look like

i also bought one of those big foam stone cold middle fingers, and a plastic wwf belt (which we then used as the "prize" in video/board game "championships" :lol )

later on that same year we went to a wwf house show, which tbh i enjoyed more than the raw taping because all the wrestlers clearly didn't give a fuck and were interacting with the crowd a lot more
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Post by: Mandark on January 28, 2012, 08:10:09 PM
I gotta imagine PPV's and house shows would be more fun to watch than TV tapings, just because so much time (commercials, backstage skits) is spent on stuff aimed completely at the home viewers and not the live audience.

I also went to an indy event at a church rectory center in Delaware which turned out to be awesome.  They had a battle royale event with some guy acting like Ghanaian royalty, rolling under the ropes so his manservant could fan him down while the others brawled.  Also had Jamie Noble wrestle a couple matches in an elimination tournament.




PS In an industry where they concoct a plot device to explain every absence or scheduling change, they cop to the Undertaker having a family emergency?  lolwut
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on January 28, 2012, 11:35:37 PM
Jericho gon win the Rumble without doing anything.  8)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Bloodwake on January 29, 2012, 12:04:41 AM
I don't really watch WWE anymore, but I'm looking up some storylines to get caught up... Kane is back in the mask. And he has his old music. And he's fighting Cena.

I guess they really are turning Cena heel because Classic Kane is the shit.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Bloodwake on January 29, 2012, 12:10:16 AM
Also, has Chris Jericho just been standing around and doing nothing the past few weeks? L.O.L. Well, at least it seems that WWE has somewhat gotten their shit back together from the last time I've watched. Good.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on January 29, 2012, 12:49:17 AM
YES, yes he has, and it has been glorious. He was in a six man tag main event two weeks ago where he got tagged in while Otunga was down, did some pandering to the crowd in the middle of the ring, then tagged back out and went backstage without having done a single actual move.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 29, 2012, 03:31:18 PM
so how can i watch royal rumble tonight. i havent bothered with streams or other stuff in a long time. spindashing get in here, you're in the gaf wrestling thread a lot, how do they do it?
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on January 29, 2012, 08:01:13 PM
I'm hoping Jericho wins the Rumble. Either that or Dolph loses against Punk and then enters the Rumble and wins. That would be good too.

so how can i watch royal rumble tonight. i havent bothered with streams or other stuff in a long time. spindashing get in here, you're in the gaf wrestling thread a lot, how do they do it?

Not sure if it's okay to post links here, so I'll send you a PM.

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Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 29, 2012, 08:43:11 PM
thanks brotha
i got into the wrasslegaf irc channel and found one earlier though

same one you sent :)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Eric P on January 29, 2012, 08:50:51 PM
someone linked the Brodus Clay /Funkasaurus matches.  They are amazing.  I love the gay panic triggers.

Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on January 29, 2012, 10:04:12 PM
The Ricardo-Del Rio-joke entrance was amazing.   :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 29, 2012, 10:09:48 PM
this was the raw we went to:

http://theyearinrawview.com/post/13453224360/monday-night-raw-november-24th-1997

(http://i44.tinypic.com/24104lw.gif)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on January 29, 2012, 10:47:48 PM
There were a few fun spots (Ricardo, Kofi's amazing handstand-walk on the mat to save himself, and the Kharma/Awesome Kong return), but this Rumble really sucked.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 29, 2012, 10:57:15 PM
garbage.  the punk/ziggler match was good. everything else was dumb.

edit: i did like that kane didn't get buried.
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Post by: iconoclast on January 30, 2012, 03:05:19 AM
I thought the Rumble was okay. It started out pretty well, but it went downhill after Foley was eliminated. Then it was completely average until the final bit with Sheamus and Jericho (aside from Kofi being awesome). I don't mind Sheamus winning though, it was a surprise and he's pretty good. Although I hope he doesn't win the belt at WrestleMania.

The whole show was pretty lackluster imo. Not even Ziggler/Punk was as good as it should've been, and I thought it made Ziggler look weak. I was also disappointed to see Khali return. Just when I thought he was gone for good. :-\
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Post by: Bloodwake on January 30, 2012, 03:28:05 AM
That was one hell of the show. I was in the lower arena and had pretty decent seats. I wasn't on the floor though.

My thoughts:

Man, the Titantron and the screens are HUGE. I know they look big on TV but damn, they are intimidating in real life.

I really have a feeling the Bryan match was botched at the end. I had this feeling like Show was supposed to pull him up. I will have to rewatch the PPV to see how the announcers sold it, but the guy I went with had the same feeling.

They showed this five minute Cena promo for the Kane match where everyone around me was openly complaining about Cena. However, the funny thing was, as soon as the Divas match started, everyone in the arena simultaneously got up and headed for the bathrooms. It was hilarious. These guys hate Cena so much but they will sit through a five minute "Cena is so great" promo, but the divas come up and it's piss and a beer time.

I actually really enjoyed the Cena/Kane match mainly because I love that Kane has the mask and the Attitude Era music. The match was so-so, but really cool to see his pyros and everything. It was fun to participate in the back and forth "Let's Go Cena/Cena Sucks" chants. The crowd was definitely divided. It was nice to get all of my rage out over how much I hate Cena after all of these years. The match really wasn't that great but still fun.

Brodus Clay is hilarious. My friend was not amused.

The Punk/Ziggler match was pretty great. It was definitely my favorite match of the night, although I had the most fun during the Rumble.

The crowd was really into the Rumble. I marked the fuck out when Foley came out even though I knew he would be there. Road Dogg and Hacksaw got HUGE pops as well, and Road Dogg wasn't embarrasing. Half of the people were going "oh you didn't know" and the other half were screaming their heads off whenever Road Dogg came out.  Kharma also got a huge pop as well, as no one was really expecting her, at least in my section.

Orton got a huge pop, it being St. Louis and all. Fuck Randy Orton.

KOFI KINGSTON, I AM NOW A FAN. That handstand walk was AWESOME.

Also, I wasn't expecting Sheamus to win although my friend said he thought it was a possibility. I was pretty sure Jericho was going to win and the part of the match where they were facing off was pretty well done. It felt longer than other final Royal Rumble faceoffs. I was satisfied with the outcome of the match considering that wrestling surprised me for once, especially after all of that Jericho buildup.

All in all, I may be watching until Wrestlemania due to tonight. SO MUCH FUN. People bitching now forget about 4-5 years ago when we had fucking shit like the Boogeyman, ECW, Spirit Squad, etc.

Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on January 30, 2012, 03:58:31 AM
Every time Kharma's music hits, I think it's the Boogeyman. He was awesome. :'(
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on January 30, 2012, 09:31:21 AM
I thought the Rumble was okay. It started out pretty well, but it went downhill after Foley was eliminated. Then it was completely average until the final bit with Sheamus and Jericho (aside from Kofi being awesome). I don't mind Sheamus winning though, it was a surprise and he's pretty good. Although I hope he doesn't win the belt at WrestleMania.

I don't get why so many people think Sheamus winning was a surprise.  It's been obvious for a little while now.  The guy has been doing jack shit lately and then became the "focus" of the pre-Rumble build-up.  When it was down to him and Jericho, they also did a camera shot of him staring at the WM logo that is going to have to be used in video packages over the next month, too.

As weird as it sounds, Jericho winning would have been more unpredictable, but he doesn't need the win anyway.

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The whole show was pretty lackluster imo. Not even Ziggler/Punk was as good as it should've been, and I thought it made Ziggler look weak. I was also disappointed to see Khali return. Just when I thought he was gone for good. :-\

I barely even watched the undercard...just wanted to see the Rumble match.  Khali looked so goddamned awful in the ring.  Same old slow, lumbering walk, then nothing but horrible-looking overhead chops.  Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

All in all, I may be watching until Wrestlemania due to tonight. SO MUCH FUN. People bitching now forget about 4-5 years ago when we had fucking shit like the Boogeyman, ECW, Spirit Squad, etc.

I think it's a different experience live.  Last year's Mania also disappointed me, and when I went to work the next day, a dude that saw it live was gushing about how it was the best show of all time.  He was also one of those "let me guess, you think 'SUPER CENA' SUCKS TOO, HUH?!"  Yes, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.  He needs a heel turn so badly.

4-5 years ago sucked too, but it was still better than this stale, boring PG era.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on January 30, 2012, 10:12:24 AM
Sheamus winning wasn't a complete surprise, but I think out of all of the possible winners (Jericho, Orton, Ziggler, Sheamus, Barrett) he and Barrett were the least likely. Jericho was the most obvious choice: he made his big return, hyped the Rumble match last Monday, and he'd be a perfect opponent for Punk at Mania. Orton would've been my second pick since the Rumble was in his home town and because he's right behind Cena as the #2 guy in the company.  Ziggler also could have won since they're trying to push him to the main event right now, but I think Sheamus and Barrett are still mid-card/upper mid-card guys (Sheamus less so).

But really, I think the Rumble was set up perfectly for Jericho to win, so Sheamus winning was a bit of a swerve.


And yeah, I think going to see a show live makes it more enjoyable. I've only been to two (KotR '97 and Raw in 2005), and I still think the Raw I went to was one of the best ones I've ever seen. (It was the one with the Michaels vs. Edge street fight as the main event, where Kurt Angle interfered and started his feud with HBK. And the one where Muhammad Hassan botched the finish in his match with Benoit.)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on January 30, 2012, 11:15:08 AM
Sheamus winning wasn't a complete surprise, but I think out of all of the possible winners (Jericho, Orton, Ziggler, Sheamus, Barrett) he and Barrett were the least likely.

Do you watch Raw and/or Smackdown! regularly?  It shouldn't have been a surprise, especially when it was down to him and Jericho. :P


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Jericho was the most obvious choice: he made his big return, hyped the Rumble match last Monday, and he'd be a perfect opponent for Punk at Mania.

Again, Jericho doesn't need the boost from winning that rumble that Sheamus does.  He is already totally over.  You're also forgetting that the Elimination Chamber PPV is next, before Mania.  One of those titles, if not both, if gonna end up changing hands.  I doubt they are gonna do a face vs. face program with Punk vs. Sheamus, so I think Punk will face someone else (Jericho) and Shaemus will go after the Smackdown! title.

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Orton would've been my second pick since the Rumble was in his home town and because he's right behind Cena as the #2 guy in the company. 

Orton also doesn't need this win and he's still in a feud with Wade Barett.

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Ziggler also could have won since they're trying to push him to the main event right now, but I think Sheamus and Barrett are still mid-card/upper mid-card guys (Sheamus less so).

Yeah, Ziggler would have been a good pick too, but he's also already in a program with Punk.  He'll likely been in the RAW Elimination Chamber main event.

I wanted Jericho to win the Rumble too, but I just knew it wasn't going to happen.  Again, the Rumble can be much more beneficial to Sheamus than an established main eventer.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: iconoclast on January 30, 2012, 11:44:04 AM
Sure, I agree the Rumble -should- be used to elevate someone into the main event, but if you look at past winners, often times that's not the case. Edge won in 2010, Orton won in 2009, Cena won in 2008, Undertaker won in 2007, etc. It would've been Jericho's first Rumble win, so it would've been a little different at least.

I think it's good that Sheamus won btw, I'm not complaining. Smackdown has very few main event caliber guys these days, so it's great if they can move him up the card. Especially since people actually care about him now, unlike the last time he was main eventing on Raw.

(I usually watch Raw every week, but I almost never watch a whole episode of Smackdown. I just check out the matches that look interesting.)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on January 30, 2012, 12:05:51 PM
You have to take into account all the other feuds already going on for a lot of those previous winners.  SUPER CENA is already tied-up with his match against the Rock at Mania, for example, so it wasn't surprising that he wasn't in.  Kane missing was, however.

Sheamus has nothing going on, so he can be inserted into a new feud on either show.  You can say that about Jericho, too, though.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Bloodwake on February 02, 2012, 07:57:02 PM
One of the best free matches I've ever seen on RAW: Bryan and Punk.

I'm still not seeing the "RAW sucks worse than it did five or six years ago" argument.
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Post by: bork on February 03, 2012, 01:18:20 PM
One match does not make up for a bunch of shit.

RAW also sucked 5-6 years ago though. 
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Bloodwake on February 03, 2012, 07:00:35 PM
I'm not saying that RAW has returned to excellence or anything, but from what I've seen so far, things are looking up. I'm watching again, so there's some proof.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on February 04, 2012, 01:15:48 AM
I'm going to some indie show with some friends in Woosta tomorrow night. X-pac and some other shit heads will be there.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on February 04, 2012, 07:59:46 AM
Every time Kharma's music hits, I think it's the Boogeyman. He was awesome. :'(

I made a thread on another forum with this. I loved Boogeyman. And I like Kharma too but was so disappointed when she came out.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on February 14, 2012, 09:30:52 AM
TNA PPV was crappy
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on February 14, 2012, 07:34:36 PM
TNA PPV was crappy
TNA PPV's are at best bove average episodes of Raw, man. Speaking of which R-Truth was the best part of last night's ep with his insane ranting about Hornswoggle and a box of spiders. Also Cena hate reached an all time high with a crowd chant of WE ALL HATE YOU. :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Mandark on February 14, 2012, 08:23:07 PM
I haven't followed this for about 7-8 years, before Cena was a main eventer.

I take it he kept getting pushed down people's throats to the point where there was a backlash, and he became the new Hogan/HHH/whoever as a symbol of underserving stars who kept winning and the internet hates him?
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on February 14, 2012, 08:26:17 PM
I haven't followed this for about 7-8 years, before Cena was a main eventer.

I take it he kept getting pushed down people's throats to the point where there was a backlash, and he became the new Hogan/HHH/whoever as a symbol of underserving stars who kept winning and the internet hates him?
Basically, yeah. He's capable of putting on a good match but he's rammed down everyone's throats so much and he's a mediocre at best promo despite being the top guy and thus getting lots of airtime every goddamn week.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on February 14, 2012, 11:21:35 PM
Good news for TNA: Vince Russo is no longer with the company!  Maybe it won't suck as much now.

I haven't followed this for about 7-8 years, before Cena was a main eventer.

I take it he kept getting pushed down people's throats to the point where there was a backlash, and he became the new Hogan/HHH/whoever as a symbol of underserving stars who kept winning and the internet hates him?

Yup, although it's not just the Internet that hates him.  Most of the audience (pretty much all the males over the age of 12) hates him too.  So much so that they're currently using that in his dumb Kane feud.  They're only like five years too late!
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 14, 2012, 11:44:45 PM
I haven't watched wrestling "seriously" in quite awhile. The problem for me is simply there aren't enough charismatic stars recently to make the product enjoyable. For me its always been about good mic work and interesting feuds and they haven't had that in a good long while.

Cena was actually interesting at the beginning when he was an anti-hero. Sort of like a wanna be Eminem. Then they fucked it up and essentially turned him into a boring Hulk Hogan character and I was never interested in that. The rest of the roster isn't much better. Even people like CM Punk who the wrestling in crowd like, I find mostly boring.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: chronovore on February 16, 2012, 03:02:25 PM
This is in no way intended as a troll: You guys talk a lot about how boring wrestling has become, but isn't it possible you've just grown out of it?
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 16, 2012, 03:04:17 PM
raw was pretty awesome. loved the hhh/michaels promo and i think this taker/hhh angle is pretty cool.
loved the debate at the start
LOVED the cena/eve/ryder/kane stuff. the slow pan from cena/eve to ryder was hilarious
mad props to ryder for the sick bump. dude is a pro.

overall great raw. really enjoyed it.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 16, 2012, 04:16:56 PM
This is in no way intended as a troll: You guys talk a lot about how boring wrestling has become, but isn't it possible you've just grown out of it?

For me I can say overall I don't think so although I'll certainly admit that MMA has stolen some of the pleasures away that I use to get from wrestling. But over my entire life wrestling has always had stagnant periods where it got dull. The fix was usually a new star who makes the whole thing seems fresh again or reinventing the wheel.

ECW, The Rock, Stone Cold, NWO, The Attitude Era, etc have all come along at dead end moments to make me start watching again. But for the longest time I haven't felt that new thing. I thinks its because the WWE is so dominant. Competition use to force these evolutionary changes but there really is none anymore for them.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on February 19, 2012, 10:56:40 PM
So Elimination Chamber was quite possibly one of the top 10 worst WWE PPVs yet!  Completely irrelevant and dull as hell.

This is in no way intended as a troll: You guys talk a lot about how boring wrestling has become, but isn't it possible you've just grown out of it?

It's a possibility...the shift to PG meant a lot of shit has been toned down and made more kid-oriented, but I can even go back and watch stuff from the 80s and have some good, cheesy fun.  Everything now is just stale, predictable, and boring.  Or they have ultra-lame jokes.  NATALIE NEINHARDT FARTING GIMMICK HAW HAW!   ::)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on February 20, 2012, 05:30:42 AM
Didnt watch the PPV, loling at some of the comments
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 20, 2012, 05:40:32 AM
only good things about the ppv:

santino
divas match
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on February 20, 2012, 05:43:04 AM
I guess I'll just watch TNA then.

/OT
Are there any TNA games out? Are they worthwhile?

Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on February 20, 2012, 06:43:20 AM
I guess I'll just watch TNA then.

/OT
Are there any TNA games out? Are they worthwhile?



TNA iOS game was awesome, it was TURN BASED.

If you like wrestling, you should check out RING KA KING.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC9jp6ldPKs
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on February 20, 2012, 06:48:05 AM
Thanks Greeny :3

Isnt Ring Ka King that thing where Steiner is scaring away the crowd? :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on February 20, 2012, 06:51:27 AM
Yes, it's awesome.

DR NICHOLAS DINSMORE
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on February 20, 2012, 06:54:03 AM
Probably will watch it for the hilarity xD
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on February 22, 2012, 12:29:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/a8i3k.jpg)

I didn't bother watching RAW and Smackdown! (was a live show) this week.  And I didn't miss anything from what I read.  Feels good man.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on February 22, 2012, 12:48:06 PM
whats with Christians hobo beard and hat?
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on February 22, 2012, 01:06:02 PM
I still can't get over how they turned Henry into a coward who's afraid of the Botch Show. Dude was a monster and they threw it all away for the guy that fights celebs at Wrestlemania so he could start a TERRIBLE feud with D.Bryan. Bryan should be in a feud with someone closer to his size that can get mobile. Hell, he could have had a feud with Punk over becoming the undisputed champion. Just something interesting and not cowardly heel, fighting guy bigger than him that can kinda wrestle.

Henry injured himself and hasn't been able to do shit for a little while, which is why he's been used sparingly and in limited capacity.  There's nothing else they could have done.

I don't like D. BRINE's current heel gimmick that much and hate that beard.  It's also hilarious how Michael Cole, the HEEL ANNOUNCER GUY, spent all this time when Bryan was a face putting him down, and still kept doing it after his heel turn.  Only in the past few shows has he toned it down.

whats with Christians hobo beard and hat?

He was in Malaysia trying to buy slaves again, so he had to disguise himself with a beard.

 :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on February 22, 2012, 01:14:07 PM
did he get to keep the slaves this time at least? :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: chronovore on February 24, 2012, 02:12:52 PM
There was a TNA game released for the 360/PS3/PS2/Wii by Midway. It's supposed to be surprisingly good.  The game had some pretty accurate models. Booker T in WWE 12 looks like black Beta Ray Bill (look it up) but in the TNA game he looks exactly as he does in real life.

Southpeak picked up what was left of a PSP version (and the TNA license) after midway died and released it. I'd suspect it isn't very good.

A portion of the team behind the console version was picked up by THQ and developed WWE All Stars. They're currently the new UFC team (their first game will be Undisputed 4, I believe), which is unfortunate because I'd love a WWE game that was less of a sim and more arcadey fun. WWE 12 is a clusterfuck with really difficult AI and confusing controls.

Wait, what? When was this announced?
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: ManaByte on February 25, 2012, 09:23:17 AM

Some kind of Johnny Ace versus Teddy Long match at WM too. Which explains why Orton wasn't in the chamber.


Orton wasn't in the chamber because he's out with another concussion. He got it during Raw the Monday before the PPV.

The Road to Wrestlemania tour is in LA this weekend. It was at Staples last night, and I won tickets to the event tonight:
(http://i.imgur.com/Q84mR.jpg)

It's the first live event I'll have been to since SummerSlam 2001.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on February 25, 2012, 04:14:15 PM
Only fake concussions arent an issue
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on February 25, 2012, 07:00:24 PM

Some kind of Johnny Ace versus Teddy Long match at WM too. Which explains why Orton wasn't in the chamber.


Orton wasn't in the chamber because he's out with another concussion. He got it during Raw the Monday before the PPV.


Huh. I was under the impression that wrestlers don't believe that concussions are an issue. Is it WWE policy?
Orton's kind of had a lot of concussion at this point, in the range of 6-8 it's believed. Dude should consider calling it a day but you know that won't happen anytime soon.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: ManaByte on February 26, 2012, 10:29:53 AM
So they live show was pretty good. Three hours, and even if I didn't win the tickets it probably would've been worth paying for.

Obviously all of the title matches were predicable as you know they'll never let it change hands on a non-televised event. So for the Diva, Tag Team, North America, and WWE titles you knew who would win...but they were good matches anyways.

The Divas title was Beth Phoenix vs. the Twins.

North American was Santino vs. Swagger. Santino may be goofy as fuck, but the crowd LOVES him.

The WWE title match was the main event with a Triple Threat between Punk, Kane, and Dolf with Otunga making Jericho an outside enforcer. That was right after the Jericho/Kofi match.

The Miz had the best pre-match stuff before losing to R Truth. Everyone was "Whating" the Miz, which was hilarious. Only thing that came close was Jericho berating a kid about his sign.

The best thing about the night was the bitter tears from all the little kids in their red Cena shirts because they didn't get to see Cena.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Bloodwake on June 10, 2012, 05:55:36 PM
So, I kept watching.

Yeah, Raw is pretty bad now. Painfully so.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on June 10, 2012, 07:01:40 PM
TNA PPV tonight should be better than the average WWE PPV
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: E-DuB on June 10, 2012, 07:06:11 PM
What's this I hear about Christian making an appearance tonight? I thought Vince would be in the ground before he let his talent be on the competition. Or is this the "compensation" that TNA wanted for allowing Ric Flair to go to the WWE HoF this year? 
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on June 10, 2012, 07:11:29 PM
Or is this the "compensation" that TNA wanted for allowing Ric Flair to go to the WWE HoF this year? 
It's exactly that. Also apparently Cena is trying to get Orton fired.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 10, 2012, 07:13:41 PM
the punk/bryan/kane (and aj) feud is pretty entertaining.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on June 10, 2012, 07:57:02 PM
Or is this the "compensation" that TNA wanted for allowing Ric Flair to go to the WWE HoF this year? 
It's exactly that. Also apparently Cena is trying to get Orton fired.
I've not heard that it's Cena but some big time peopel want Randy outta there and apparently Vince is shocked/pissed at him for still smoking reefer alongside the roidage.
the punk/bryan/kane (and aj) feud is pretty entertaining.
Punk and D-Bry are the two best reasons to bother tuning in.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: E-DuB on June 10, 2012, 08:30:05 PM
Or is this the "compensation" that TNA wanted for allowing Ric Flair to go to the WWE HoF this year? 
It's exactly that. Also apparently Cena is trying to get Orton fired.

And not a single fuck was given about Randal

In other news, the first match of Slammiversary was pretty good.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: E-DuB on June 10, 2012, 09:54:00 PM
In other, other news, Joseph Park is pretty awesome
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on June 10, 2012, 10:32:57 PM
All this wrasslin' shit is so bad now.  I continue to watch it out of habit, but there are plenty of weeks where I shut it off early or don't bother watching it.

Or is this the "compensation" that TNA wanted for allowing Ric Flair to go to the WWE HoF this year? 
It's exactly that. Also apparently Cena is trying to get Orton fired.
I've not heard that it's Cena but some big time peopel want Randy outta there and apparently Vince is shocked/pissed at him for still smoking reefer alongside the roidage.

The first sheets say it's some of the talent relations people, including HHH, that want him out of there.  Cena has nothing to do with it.

Orton still has like eight years left on his contract, but it was put that he will never be trusted for a main event position because one more wellness policy violation means he's outta there for good.  I think Rey Mysterio also had a second violation while he's been out, and Evan Bourne also had a second violation and has yet to come back from it.

WWE's roster continues to look worse and worse.  BUT OH CENA VERSUS BIG SHOW AGAIN YEAH!   :yuck
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 10, 2012, 10:41:26 PM
there's literally no reason to watch on tv anymore unless you NEED TO SEE IT LIVE

all the important shit on raw is on the website in video form and smackdown gets uploaded to the net usually on wednesday or thursday or officially by WWE on like saturday or whatever.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 15, 2012, 12:22:39 PM
AJ is currently the best thing about the WWE since CM Punk last summer. SUMMER OF AJ.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on June 15, 2012, 12:56:58 PM
I'll rather watch TNA
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on June 15, 2012, 09:21:36 PM
TNA is great at the moment. WWE is fucking stupid.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 15, 2012, 10:07:28 PM
tna doesnt have aj so tna is worthless

Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on June 15, 2012, 11:06:13 PM
they have an AJ
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 16, 2012, 08:20:55 AM
the wrong aj
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 03, 2012, 05:31:10 AM
 :bow


(http://i.minus.com/jbfO0Y1aTdEETn.jpg)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 03, 2012, 06:00:32 AM
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=281

:bow :bow
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 03, 2012, 11:05:29 AM
bork pls

The Brock Lesnar return has been a complete waste.

Hopefully Bork-HHH at Summerslam will make up for the Cena shittiness. 
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 03, 2012, 11:21:13 AM
The HHH match will most likely be worse though, it has HHH in it :lol

Neither guy needs a big win over the other, this feud is senseless and wont do a thing for either (outside of Vince and HHH's ego). Logical booking for me would have been having Brock go over on Cena in his return and then at Summerslam and thereafter for him to enter into a program with a young star that they see potential in to push for the future. This young guy should go over Bork, then fued for the championship and Bork vs Undertaker at next mania for a nice final payday.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Barry Egan on July 03, 2012, 11:42:49 AM
Wrestlings fake lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 03, 2012, 11:43:35 AM
Wrestlings fake lol
So is boxing :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 03, 2012, 11:47:18 AM
Wrestlings fake lol

(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070526081822/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/CaptainobviousChooseOption.jpg/200px-CaptainobviousChooseOption.jpg)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 03, 2012, 12:06:45 PM
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20116738.jpg)
The HHH match will most likely be worse though, it has HHH in it :lol

At this point, HHH is a seasoned veteran and one of the better workers they have left.  :lol  :-\ :'(

He did okay with the Undertaker, so who knows.

Quote
Neither guy needs a big win over the other, this feud is senseless and wont do a thing for either (outside of Vince and HHH's ego).

It's a draw for the WWE and that's about it- both of these guys are essentially working "part time" anyway.

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Logical booking for me would have been having Brock go over on Cena in his return and then at Summerslam and thereafter for him to enter into a program with a young star that they see potential in to push for the future. This young guy should go over Bork, then fued for the championship and Bork vs Undertaker at next mania for a nice final payday.

Logic?  In the WWE?   :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 03, 2012, 12:08:35 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nspdRFdb1qkqrhqo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 03, 2012, 12:08:53 PM
Bork Laser's got nothin' on Major Lazer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeYN_hyR9YI
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 03, 2012, 12:15:02 PM
i hope that shark doesn't have any peanuts on him
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 03, 2012, 12:16:32 PM
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/21872826.jpg)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 03, 2012, 12:19:11 PM
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20116738.jpg)
The HHH match will most likely be worse though, it has HHH in it :lol

At this point, HHH is a seasoned veteran and one of the better workers they have left.  :lol  :-\ :'(

He did okay with the Undertaker, so who knows.

Quote
Neither guy needs a big win over the other, this feud is senseless and wont do a thing for either (outside of Vince and HHH's ego).

It's a draw for the WWE and that's about it- both of these guys are essentially working "part time" anyway.

Quote
Logical booking for me would have been having Brock go over on Cena in his return and then at Summerslam and thereafter for him to enter into a program with a young star that they see potential in to push for the future. This young guy should go over Bork, then fued for the championship and Bork vs Undertaker at next mania for a nice final payday.

Logic?  In the WWE?   :lol
(http://i.imgur.com/cwYJl.jpg)

Yeah but one payday aint going to cut it for them, they need stars because Cena certainly wont last forever. Logic in the WWE :'(
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 03, 2012, 12:23:47 PM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/7f/f7/7ff7ac_3705005.jpg)

Yeah but one payday aint going to cut it for them, they need stars because Cena certainly wont last forever. Logic in the WWE :'(

Bork is signed on for like a year.  They have more opportunities to cash in at Survivor Series, Royal Rumble, and Mania, if not at any of the other lesser-PPVs.

But yeah, they have been in need of more main eventers for like a decade, especially with people leaving and Randy Orton getting his second wellness policy offense.  I guess it's good that Daniel Bryan and Punk are being pushed but two is not enough and neither is gonna reach Cena level.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 03, 2012, 01:34:14 PM
AJ has pulled me back into watching wwe every week. goddamnit, wwe.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 03, 2012, 02:01:58 PM
Bork has a very limited appearance clause though, so any time with HHH is wasted time long term. Orton is soon to be gone, I have a feeling he'll be a TNA headliner within 2 years.

The AJ stuff is making me forward most of Bryan and Punks segments, guys I actually like. But to be fair it wasnt AJ mostly, it's Kane, he's terrible.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 03, 2012, 02:19:39 PM
AJ has pulled me back into watching wwe every week. goddamnit, wwe.

It says a lot about the state of the 'E when the most charismatic wrestler is a woman skipping around and pretending to be crazy.

Bork has a very limited appearance clause though, so any time with HHH is wasted time long term.

They don't care about long-term with those guys.  That's the problem.

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Orton is soon to be gone, I have a feeling he'll be a TNA headliner within 2 years.

Yup; I read that there are people trying to get him let out of his 10 year contract.  They're too afraid to push him since one more violation means he's gone.  Hell look at Evan Bourne-- still not back after his second violation and likely never will be.  Guess they're just letting him ride out his contract, or did I miss him being fired already?

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The AJ stuff is making me forward most of Bryan and Punks segments, guys I actually like. But to be fair it wasnt AJ mostly, it's Kane, he's terrible.

Kane needs to either retire or come back as Isaac Yankem, DDS.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 03, 2012, 02:57:06 PM
(http://im14.gulfup.com/2012-05-08/1336452131731.png)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 03, 2012, 04:42:21 PM
My brain just exploded. Is this all WWE stuff?

 :dizzy
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 03, 2012, 06:59:03 PM
It says a lot about the state of the 'E when the most charismatic wrestler is a woman skipping around and pretending to be crazy.

(http://i.imgur.com/swG7T.png)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 03, 2012, 07:01:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXd6u9o6dYY

best major lazer vid
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on July 03, 2012, 08:43:20 PM
hall of fame this pls
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: E-DuB on July 03, 2012, 10:36:04 PM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/24b96yg.jpg)

Bork pls
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 03, 2012, 10:48:17 PM
riz abv
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 04, 2012, 02:06:13 AM
bore pls. xcapt wrlstin into yu lyf
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 10, 2012, 01:28:45 PM
tna ppv was fantastic btw
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: BlackMage on July 10, 2012, 01:47:34 PM
wait this is a wrestling thread? you made me come in here!!!  :maf
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 10, 2012, 02:23:54 PM
hey man. gotta get a fix somewhere, and they are the best dealers in town (apart from the smaller feds, but im far too lazy to do iPPV and shit)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on July 11, 2012, 12:28:10 AM
That crowd was amped as fuck for Jigsaw/Rubix. Hope they do something with him in response.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on July 11, 2012, 01:48:18 AM
hey man. gotta get a fix somewhere, and they are the best dealers in town (apart from the smaller feds, but im far too lazy to do iPPV and shit)

also ROH sucks

and I'm a Cornette lover :(

Legit enjoying the Joe Park/Bully Ray stuff
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 11, 2012, 10:46:45 AM
cornetteface.png

I didnt think Abyss had it in him, but Joe Park is fantastic. Bully has always been great.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 11, 2012, 11:18:43 AM
I understood like 30% of this thread. And I'm being generous.

This was the only post I understood in this thread.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 11, 2012, 11:42:02 AM
I hate wrestling but love Bork laser, it's confusing, like when a man is ravished by a lustful Arab, and has an orgasm against his will.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 11, 2012, 12:38:38 PM
(http://www.gifclipart.tk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/brock-lesnar-mexican-hat-dance-gif-2.gif)

bork pr fvr

tna ppv was fantastic btw

Would have watched it, but EVO was going-on.  Nothing TNA did was gonna be as hype.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 14, 2012, 03:20:22 PM
There was a thread where some of us bothered demi to fix the favicon, I think there were highish resolution version in there.

Bor pls :hyper
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Reb on July 14, 2012, 03:52:16 PM
There was a thread where some of us bothered demi to fix the favicon, I think there were highish resolution version in there.

Bor pls :hyper

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=37432.0
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 15, 2012, 10:58:40 PM
wrestling sucks

/continues to watch wrestling
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 16, 2012, 01:22:35 AM
Sorry guys, watching WWE seriously just isnt right. You watch for the Bork pls and lols

TNA is still worth watching srsly
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 18, 2012, 02:35:17 AM
LMAO @ RAW 999
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 18, 2012, 08:27:33 AM
SHITTY ASS *THREE* HOUR RAWS starting next week!

I will likely sit through all that crap for RAW 1000, but after that I think I'm just gonna have it on from 9-11 like the usual.  It's just too much.

wrestling sucks

/continues to watch wrestling

Exactly!   :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Trent Dole on July 19, 2012, 12:30:45 AM
Three hours of Raw every week is too much fucking Raw. I work lots of Monday nights now and thus end up just catching from a bit after to ten to the end and that's usually plenty. I've looked over at the clock while watching the entire show and been stunned at how little time has passed cause the show is just that uninteresting. Meanwhile I've been over to different friends places the last two Sundays to watch Destination X and MitB so...
wrestling sucks

/continues to watch wrestling
says it all really!
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 24, 2012, 01:10:11 AM
bork pls.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 24, 2012, 02:34:49 PM
Isn't Bryan actually part of the Smackdown! roster?  Maybe they'll just put him in another program with Sheamus, Fella again.

The CM Punk heel turn on this episode was unnecessary, IMO- should have saved that for next week if not closer to SummerSlam.

Maybe they'll do a double-turn and have Bryan turn face.  And wasn't Jericho supposed to be a face now?  Yet last night he teamed with Ziggler!  I have no fucking idea.

Anyway, the RAW 1000th episode had a few fun nostalgia moments, but the show still sucked when it came time for the same ol', same ol' matches.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 24, 2012, 02:37:36 PM
nah. Punk's turn happening last night was the correct move. You have everyone tuning in for RAW1000 and see Punk end the show with the turn so they'll tune in next week to see what happens next.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 24, 2012, 02:38:46 PM
They really sucked keeping their faces and heels believable.

AJ dumps Brian after he was sincere and made up -  Heel.
Jericho after busting ziggles last week - Heel.
Triple H and Stephanie bullies a man in a suit, Brock makes the save - Heel.


I'm really not following their shit logic at all.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 24, 2012, 02:56:34 PM
Bryan wasn't being sincere.  There was also that brief shot of him talking to what looked like orderlies for the nut house.   :lol  Notice that went nowhere...

nah. Punk's turn happening last night was the correct move. You have everyone tuning in for RAW1000 and see Punk end the show with the turn so they'll tune in next week to see what happens next.

We already know what's going to happen next- AJ will give Cena a rematch at SummerSlam and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 24, 2012, 03:07:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZYGsG.jpg)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 24, 2012, 03:24:27 PM
Bryan wasn't being sincere.  There was also that brief shot of him talking to what looked like orderlies for the nut house.   :lol  Notice that went nowhere...
Oh man, I forgot that. Would have been epic if he married her only to have the legal right to throw her in the nuthouse then someone (not kane. not punk.) has to fight Brian to save her :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 24, 2012, 03:29:22 PM
There were also some notable people not on the show.  Where the hell was Austin?  Edge?  Even Batista.

Jim Ross barely getting to call one match also sucked.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Himu on July 24, 2012, 03:30:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZYGsG.jpg)

HEY REMEMBER WHEN THEY WERE IN SHAPE AND COULD ACTUALLY WRESTLE?

WWE is on a huge nostalgia kick lately instead of producing wrestlers and storylines that could top those moments over 10 years ago.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 24, 2012, 03:36:09 PM
Austin just recently had knee surgery and is still on crutches.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 24, 2012, 03:54:26 PM
Sean Waltman's gut is big enough to make demi horny.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 24, 2012, 04:16:08 PM
Another disappointment was the culmination the Heath Slater vs. older WWE guys "feud."  It should have been someone way bigger than Lita.  Austin actually would have been perfect here, or this could have been when the Rock came out.

Austin just recently had knee surgery and is still on crutches.

I saw elsewhere that he was filming a movie with Adam Sandler.  Who knows.  Doesn't matter- he could have appeared in a "live" video.  Same with Edge.

Sean Waltman's gut is big enough to make demi horny.

Somehow Waltman looks way older and more beat up (guess it's drugs) than Billy Gunn or the Undertaker.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 24, 2012, 04:23:23 PM


I saw elsewhere that he was filming a movie with Adam Sandler.  Who knows.  Doesn't matter- he could have appeared in a "live" video.  Same with Edge.


well austin posted on his blog or twitter or whatever himself that he was still recovering so i'm sure it's probably true. and nah, if austin isn't coming out to stunner someone than he doesnt need to come out.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 24, 2012, 05:29:57 PM
It's a small miracle Scott Hall wasnt anywhere to be seen. I saw a video of him accompanying his son to his wrestling debut, looked awful. (Scott, not the son)
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 24, 2012, 05:42:14 PM
It's a small miracle Scott Hall is still breathing

dude looks like a 70 year old with emphysema
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on July 24, 2012, 08:35:59 PM
Another disappointment was the culmination the Heath Slater vs. older WWE guys "feud."  It should have been someone way bigger than Lita.  Austin actually would have been perfect here, or this could have been when the Rock came out.

JBL fucking killing him with the clothesline from hell was priceless.

(http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-9acx32.gif)

:rofl

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I saw elsewhere that he was filming a movie with Adam Sandler.  Who knows.

Grown Ups 2 I believe. Sucked he wasn't there in some form though.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 25, 2012, 12:26:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0uJbi2BOGE

strange theme music plays
the crowd wonders who this is
It's punk heading to the ring
Cuts a promo about how the business hasn't changed at all, apologizes to himself for losing his goals
Laments the fact that he never got a main event ppv and the wwe champ is an afterthought
Laments the fact Rocky gets a title shot, pissing on the younger guys working to get there
Laments the ridiculousness of the goofy son in law inserting himself into the Brock storyline
Laments that people like D Bry has to do bullshit like TV weddings (that's in fact when his eyes opened up)
Last line something like "since when Vince croaks things wont get any better, I will eliminate the cancers HHH, Cena, Rock, Steph, Vince from wwe.

book it pls wwe.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on July 25, 2012, 10:33:39 AM
Isn't Bryan actually part of the Smackdown! roster?  Maybe they'll just put him in another program with Sheamus, Fella again.

He's been moved to Raw for awhile now. I'm sure he'll lose to Sheamas for a few weeks, then Orton will RKO him onto Superstars until Charlie Sheen shows up to beat him at Wrestlemania.

According to Wiki he's still on Smackdown.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Purple Filth on July 25, 2012, 03:37:03 PM
Another disappointment was the culmination the Heath Slater vs. older WWE guys "feud."  It should have been someone way bigger than Lita.  Austin actually would have been perfect here, or this could have been when the Rock came out.

JBL fucking killing him with the clothesline from hell was priceless.

(http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-9acx32.gif)

:rofl

holy shit  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on July 27, 2012, 11:22:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ii2gt0yJcE

:bow :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: bork on August 09, 2012, 01:48:41 PM
So, anyone still watching RAW?  I watched most of it last week but I fell asleep watching it this week.  The three hour run time is just too much, as expected.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on August 09, 2012, 02:17:36 PM
AJ as a GM? No thanks.

Impact was good though, really liking it. Have been watching old Sting in WCW matches this week starting at Starrcade 98
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on September 01, 2012, 05:09:43 AM
omg :rofl
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on September 11, 2012, 12:44:46 AM
mojo you better have had a bore t-shirt on :o
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on September 11, 2012, 06:27:04 AM
He's not dead ffs
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: pilonv1 on September 11, 2012, 08:29:50 AM
whoops, sorry I should have read it properly  :-[
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 11, 2012, 12:31:36 PM
they handled it pretty well. Cole managed to stay mostly together and they made the right call to not continue commentary for the rest of the night.
Title: Re: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime
Post by: Momo on October 02, 2012, 01:35:06 PM
Well basically since CM Punk last year and Daniel Brian's "YES" run. TNA is still a better wrestling product than WWE though.

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AJ is a far more interesting GM
For this I have to kill you though.