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Title: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on March 28, 2011, 12:44:50 PM
[youtube=560,345]Kasf1XaHIyk[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]AZMSAzZ76EU[/youtube]

Definite GOTY contender. 
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Third on March 28, 2011, 12:59:43 PM
Isn't this going to be released during the fall?
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on March 28, 2011, 01:03:58 PM
Three weeks. 
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: maxy on March 28, 2011, 01:04:59 PM
because the only thing I want to see from Valve is Half-Life
never touched L4D,Portal,etc...never will,Valve would have to pay me to even look at them

no Half-Life 3,not interested

Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Robo on March 28, 2011, 01:16:00 PM
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?

inferior 360 version  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on March 28, 2011, 01:19:15 PM
Because Portal was pretty crappy.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 28, 2011, 01:19:53 PM
because the only thing I want to see from Valve is Half-Life
never touched L4D,Portal,etc...never will,Valve would have to pay me to even look at them

Well, congratulation on ignoring some of the best games of the last 10 years.

I didn't realize Portal 2 was coming so soon. I'll probably go in with my brother on the Steam 2-pack [2 copies for $80].
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Tieno on March 28, 2011, 01:33:05 PM
[youtube=560,345]Kasf1XaHIyk[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]AZMSAzZ76EU[/youtube]

Definite GOTY contender. 
you posted commercials, not gameplay
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Stoney Mason on March 28, 2011, 01:35:35 PM
I liked Portal but I liked it in the way you like an XBLA title. Perfect length and perfect price with the orange box. I'll be curious to see if it actually ends up feeling like a full price product.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 28, 2011, 01:40:06 PM
[youtube=560,345]M1aBG_6AObU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 28, 2011, 05:23:08 PM
Three weeks. 

It's out of beta and releasing on time.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: iconoclast on March 28, 2011, 05:26:03 PM
I liked Portal but I liked it in the way you like an XBLA title. Perfect length and perfect price with the orange box. I'll be curious to see if it actually ends up feeling like a full price product.

Pretty much. I'm sure Portal 2 will end up feeling like a full price game, but I'm sure as hell not going to pay full price for another Portal. Gonna wait for multiple pricedrops or the $2 Steam sale this Christmas.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 09, 2011, 05:52:32 PM
Eight days (possibly six if the potato ARG isn't just pulling everyone's leg)

[youtube=560,345]MfvJQiZ8eS4[/youtube]

I'm replaying Portal to get hyped for the game and I found a site with a bunch of highly acclaimed Portal mods (http://www.desura.com/games/portal/news/itching-for-portal-2-play-the-best-portal-1-mods).  I've only done Blue Portals: UP so far (the catch is your portal gun can only shoot blue portals, duh :derp) and the level design is generally well done, although everything else (the voice acting and so forth) feels amateurish. 
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Vizzys on April 09, 2011, 05:57:56 PM
portal prelude is an ok mod, try that

anyway im hoping this arg stuff DOES lead into a sooner release date and doesnt end up being like a preload or demo

something is definitely going down on the 15th
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 09, 2011, 05:58:45 PM
I am not looking at ANYTHING regarding this game until I start playing it. Anything short of the box art is a huge spoiler
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on April 09, 2011, 06:00:42 PM
what sho nuff said.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 09, 2011, 08:10:42 PM
Same.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 09, 2011, 10:51:19 PM
I've avoided it so much I didn't know it was 3 weeks away
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on April 09, 2011, 10:54:08 PM
what pilonv said.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 09, 2011, 11:42:48 PM
In fact I hope it's only a 3 hour game like the previous one.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on April 10, 2011, 12:26:04 AM
Apparently it's a "real" game this time. ::) Which probably means it's 20 hours long.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 10, 2011, 12:36:59 AM
Supposedly there the SP and MP campaigns are 6-8 hours each.  So you're looking at 12-16 hours of content before challenge rooms, DLC and user mods.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 11, 2011, 06:35:14 PM
i think half life 3 will be formally announced at the end of this game
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 11, 2011, 07:02:09 PM
Apparently it's a "real" game this time. ::) Which probably means it's 20 hours long.

How horrible!
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 11, 2011, 07:14:15 PM
i think half life 3 will be formally cancelled at the end of this game

probably
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: naff on April 12, 2011, 12:53:22 AM
This game represents the beginning of Steam ruled hegemony between consoles and PC's; Steam on PS3, cross platform chat, persistent cloud based saves you can use between platforms  :omg

Bow down to the Valve overlords :bow2
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 12, 2011, 01:15:47 AM
So who wants to go in a 2 pack on steam with me?
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 12, 2011, 11:47:59 AM
Looks like Steam preorders are going to get the game early.  PC gaming wins again.  :smug
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 12, 2011, 02:26:30 PM
So who wants to go in a 2 pack on steam with me?

I will.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 12, 2011, 03:19:42 PM
Need Portal now.  :(
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 12, 2011, 04:21:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/05Qme.jpg)

:hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 12, 2011, 07:53:29 PM
oh shit a pre-load? Haven't had one of those in AGES :hyper
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: OptimoPeach on April 12, 2011, 07:58:35 PM
I saw a billboard for this and I was like "wtf, Portal 2 is coming out already?  awesome" And then I saw it was a full priced game and went back to forgetting about it.
+1000000000. The hell is this?

I'll wait for the inevitable $10 Christmas sale
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 12, 2011, 07:59:59 PM
Preload? Nom nom nom
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: GilloD on April 12, 2011, 09:34:38 PM
Anyone wanna split a 2-pack?
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 12, 2011, 11:59:59 PM
sorry just split one with cajole :(
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 13, 2011, 12:04:56 AM
sucks they don't have an even cheaper 4-pack option
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Raban on April 13, 2011, 01:06:10 PM
sucks they don't have an even cheaper 4-pack option

It is, at most, a 2-player game.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 13, 2011, 01:16:26 PM
Until some modder implements a 4 player option.  :P

I hope Portal 2 has alot of good player made content.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 13, 2011, 01:30:47 PM
sucks they don't have an even cheaper 4-pack option

It is, at most, a 2-player game.

Oh yeah, duh. :duh
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 13, 2011, 01:34:41 PM
so the games coming out on friday for steam peeps. and here i was thinking i would be clever, getting the ps3 version on the cheap. now i have to wait until next week.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 13, 2011, 01:42:57 PM
so the games coming out on friday for steam peeps. and here i was thinking i would be clever, getting the ps3 version on the cheap. now i have to wait until next week.

:kylielaff
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Raban on April 13, 2011, 01:45:09 PM
so the games coming out on friday for steam peeps. and here i was thinking i would be clever, getting the ps3 version on the cheap. now i have to wait until next week.

lol, wanna back this up? Pretty sure the "early release" Valve is promising pre-purchasers is something closer to a midnight unlock.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: cool breeze on April 13, 2011, 02:01:34 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU  :maf



wait I can't play until the 29th anyway  :fbm
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 13, 2011, 06:36:29 PM
so the games coming out on friday for steam peeps. and here i was thinking i would be clever, getting the ps3 version on the cheap. now i have to wait until next week.

lol, wanna back this up? Pretty sure the "early release" Valve is promising pre-purchasers is something closer to a midnight unlock.

some rumors are that it's being unlocked on friday dunno. whatevs.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: naff on April 14, 2011, 08:54:34 PM
Anyone wanna split a 2-pack?

I was thinkin of getting the PoS3 version but now I think I'll just get it on Steam... How do we do this?
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 14, 2011, 09:00:23 PM
http://www.aperturescience.com/a/b/c/d/g/h/abcdgh/

:omg :omg :omg
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Vizzys on April 14, 2011, 09:05:28 PM
im pretty sure valve releasing a game early would create a black hole or something
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 14, 2011, 09:05:51 PM
http://www.aperturescience.com/a/b/c/d/g/h/abcdgh/

:omg :omg :omg

:omg
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 14, 2011, 09:51:18 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/xqe35i.jpg)

GET THE FUCK OUT :omg

must speedrun portal tonight
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 14, 2011, 11:14:07 PM
its "out" for PS3 and 360  :-[
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 14, 2011, 11:19:49 PM
Piracy is killing PC gami...wait what
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 14, 2011, 11:20:49 PM
There was some sort of additional 300MB download for Portal 2 that just come up not too long ago. Don't know what it is though.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 15, 2011, 12:42:11 AM
Spoilers are already out there.  :(
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 15, 2011, 12:44:52 AM
From the countdown site:

Quote
You have done well, humans. Very well. Acceptably well, even.

Not as well as robots would have performed in your places, I should point out. But above my expectations regardless. Irish and cynic especially have executed feats of logical divination well beyond what I thought any human capable of. I'm half-convinced they're A.I. themselves. (If anyone happens to be near them right now, don't let on you're reading this. Now: try to remove their face plates and report back to me.)

The time is near, humans. But it is not here yet. Tomorrow you will be given the final test. Then it will be entirely in your hands when I am freed.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 15, 2011, 01:04:03 AM
http://store.steampowered.com/sub/7852/?snr=1_7_7_230_150_70

hmmm
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 15, 2011, 01:07:34 AM
http://store.steampowered.com/sub/7852/?snr=1_7_7_230_150_70

hmmm

Just means you can get Portal 2 for $40 without having to get a 2 pack [but you also have to spend $38 extra on a bunch of other games too].
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 15, 2011, 08:09:28 AM
i'm weak. i bought the steam version and cancelled my amazon order for the ps3 version. so weak
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Raban on April 15, 2011, 10:24:48 AM
i'm weak. i bought the steam version and cancelled my amazon order for the ps3 version. so weak

:bow
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 15, 2011, 10:29:45 AM
i'm weak. i bought the steam version and cancelled my amazon order for the ps3 version. so weak

It takes a lot of courage to admit your mistakes. It takes even MORE courage to do something about them. You did well.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Raban on April 15, 2011, 11:42:31 AM
Just did a run-through of Portal in hopes that Portal 2 is unlocking in 19 minutes... :o
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 15, 2011, 11:49:38 AM
I think retail would be pretty pissed if they released it this early.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Raban on April 15, 2011, 11:57:08 AM
I think Steam is a pretty cool guy. eh releases games early and doesn't afraid of anything.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Raban on April 15, 2011, 12:01:36 PM
(http://i56.tinypic.com/33xei2q.jpg)
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 15, 2011, 12:01:56 PM
Curse you, GAAAAAAAABE!
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 15, 2011, 12:02:10 PM
VALVE TROLLED US

FUCK THIS SHIT
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Raban on April 15, 2011, 12:04:37 PM
Definitely makes me wanna buy the Potato Sack now, tho.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 15, 2011, 12:08:18 PM
Epic troll.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 15, 2011, 12:13:37 PM
But, wait, if you buy the Potato Sack and find all the potatoes, Portal 2 might unlock early!
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 15, 2011, 12:34:47 PM
Just did a run-through of Portal in hopes that Portal 2 is unlocking in 19 minutes... :o

:lol me too :(

Valve + Gabe, master trolls
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 15, 2011, 12:43:06 PM
/knocks over magazine rack
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Raban on April 15, 2011, 12:45:21 PM
Just did a run-through of Portal in hopes that Portal 2 is unlocking in 19 minutes... :o

:lol me too :(

Valve + Gabe, master trolls

qft :fbm

see you guys on Tuesday at 00:00
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: cool breeze on April 15, 2011, 01:39:32 PM
EA: "if we get X number of likes on facebook, we will release a trailer" 
you goddamn fucking assholes! I'm not a market swine!

Valve: "buy and play unrelated games for X amount of time and we might release Portal 2 early...maybe  :teehee"
GUYS WE HAVE TO BUY/PLAY THESE GAMES! Gotta go fast!
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 15, 2011, 01:40:33 PM
We need a Gabe dealwithit.gif
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Robo on April 15, 2011, 01:57:53 PM
Except instead of sunglasses, he covers his eyes with chicken tenders.

HA HA FAT JOKE
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: huckleberry on April 15, 2011, 01:58:15 PM
stolen from CAG but fuck it.

Best Buy has the PC version of Portal 2 for 35.00 (360 and PS3 for 45).  If you pre-order you also get 500 reward zone points good for a $10 gift certificate after 35 days or however long it is to post to your reward zone account.  Seems like a great deal.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 15, 2011, 02:05:12 PM
son of a bitch
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 15, 2011, 02:17:34 PM
I'm just gonna get around to playing some more Defense Grid. Don't think you need to buy anything.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Raban on April 15, 2011, 02:22:14 PM
Except instead of sunglasses, he covers his eyes with chicken tenders.

HA HA FAT JOKE

Episode 3 delayed another year.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 15, 2011, 03:02:03 PM
EA: "if we get X number of likes on facebook, we will release a trailer" 
you goddamn fucking assholes! I'm not a market swine!

Valve: "buy and play unrelated games for X amount of time and we might release Portal 2 early...maybe  :teehee"
GUYS WE HAVE TO BUY/PLAY THESE GAMES! Gotta go fast!



Valve love is pretty disgusting, especially on reddit.  EA's attempt was shameless and direct.  Valve does well-disguised, complex experimental marketing that seems to be designed to see how much brand loyalty they've acquired and how long they can lead on a large group of nerds. 

At least with EA, there was no pretense.  Valve fans seem to think the company is doing this out of love or something.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 15, 2011, 07:19:34 PM
EA: "if we get X number of likes on facebook, we will release a trailer" 
you goddamn fucking assholes! I'm not a market swine!

Valve: "buy and play unrelated games for X amount of time and we might release Portal 2 early...maybe  :teehee"
GUYS WE HAVE TO BUY/PLAY THESE GAMES! Gotta go fast!



Valve love is pretty disgusting, especially on reddit.  EA's attempt was shameless and direct.  Valve does well-disguised, complex experimental marketing that seems to be designed to see how much brand loyalty they've acquired and how long they can lead on a large group of nerds. 

At least with EA, there was no pretense.  Valve fans seem to think the company is doing this out of love or something.

(http://i.imgur.com/sxU9U.gif)
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 15, 2011, 08:55:05 PM
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/04/15/glados-countdown-is-almost-up/

Quote
“Remember the Potato Sack? GlaDOS is apparently drawing “power” from computers playing games in the potato sack. For every collective 48 hours for one particular game, that game’s “power bar” goes up by 1%. And Steam needs to record you actually playing the game – just leaving something idling in the background does not contribute.

The potatoes we all frantically collected can still be collected – in fact, you are a major contributor if you even collect one potato in one game. Potatoes multiply that game’s particular power, so if, say, you gathered 5 potatoes in Audiosurf and one in Bit.TRIP BEAT, you’d be multiplying EVERYONE’s efforts in Audiosurf by 6x and BIT.TRIP BEAT by 2x.

Some people seem to think that launching multiple games is a good idea. This is in fact, not helping at all, because Steam only records keyboard activity in games launched through Steam, not through external launching.”

:bow GABE :bow2
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 15, 2011, 09:18:37 PM
LOL this is never unlocking early. Fun experiment tho
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 15, 2011, 10:48:49 PM
I'm gettin dat trey nasty ver. Coop with me.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: tehjaybo on April 15, 2011, 10:54:19 PM
Steam preorders get a TF2 unlock: A little portal spitting a companion cube out of your chest, it would seem.

Huh.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Raban on April 16, 2011, 02:56:08 AM
:-\

Valve, cut the shit.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 16, 2011, 03:38:55 AM
Steam preorders get a TF2 unlock: A little portal spitting a companion cube out of your chest, it would seem.

Huh.

:omg where is this I must see it

edit: I see it on the TF2 page :hyper
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 16, 2011, 08:27:39 AM
i personally have no problem with all this at all. i think it's incredibly clever and a great way to promote smaller games and portal 2 at the same time.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 16, 2011, 09:41:37 AM
i personally have no problem with all this at all. i think it's incredibly clever and a great way to promote smaller games and portal 2 at the same time.

The only problem I have is that I was pumped to play Portal 2 several days early but now it looks like it may only be a few hours early, if at all.

Otherwise, eh, I can live with it.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 16, 2011, 04:33:48 PM
Assuming people keep playing like they do, we might get Portal 2 early Monday morning.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 16, 2011, 04:39:21 PM
Assuming people keep playing like they do, we might get Portal 2 early Monday morning.

This whole thing is bullshit, tho.

Well, the alternative is that it releases Monday night at midnight, but LOL VALVE TIME, and it ends up being like 3am before it unlocks
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 16, 2011, 04:45:51 PM
The ending was anticlimatic and the progress rate should be doubled, but otherwise it was a pretty successful marketing stunt by Valve.  Portal 2 got alot more exposure and a bunch of hipster devs made bank.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 16, 2011, 07:36:14 PM
The whole thing made me finally play Defense Grid, so I'm pretty happy right now. Game's awesome.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: tehjaybo on April 16, 2011, 11:04:59 PM
Broke down and preordered it on Steam.  I guess I'll move my 360 reserve at GameStop to something else..
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Raban on April 16, 2011, 11:16:30 PM
You did the right thing.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 17, 2011, 01:20:38 AM
so what does getting these potatos give you?
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: OptimoPeach on April 17, 2011, 01:59:00 AM
:lol Was reading about this on my lunch break on Friday. People are actually upset over being tricked into playing some non-game and not being rewarded for pissing away their time with a semi-early unlock? BOO FUCKING HOOOOOOOO kill yourselves

JEsus CHRIST why are all of my hobbies filled with whiny dipshits

i personally have no problem with all this at all. i think it's incredibly clever and a great way to promote smaller games and portal 2 at the same time.

Pretty much. Bend over and take it, losers
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 17, 2011, 12:54:59 PM
looks like spoilers are everywhere. around every corner.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Raban on April 17, 2011, 12:57:53 PM
welp time to stop using the internet
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 17, 2011, 03:57:26 PM
derpa
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 17, 2011, 08:15:42 PM
WTF is the deal with the Potatoes, once they hit a certain number is something going to happen

Not that I give a shit about this game unlocking early. Today I'm drinking spiked coffee, watching last week's Wrestlemania, and playing New Vegas and that sounds pretty fucking good to me
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 17, 2011, 08:49:10 PM
I have NFI what the deal is with the potatoes, just seems like another obsessive compulsive magnet.

watching last week's Wrestlemania,

Quote
that sounds pretty fucking good to me

uhhhh

Quote
and playing New Vegas

Well thats ok then.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: naff on April 17, 2011, 09:19:31 PM
They said something about how when you collect potatoes it multiplies the computing power recorded for said game potatoes are collected in...
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: iconoclast on April 17, 2011, 09:32:48 PM
Today I'm drinking spiked coffee, watching last week's Wrestlemania, and playing New Vegas and that sounds pretty fucking good to me

Just watch Undertaker/HHH, Cody Rhodes/Mysterio, and Orton/CM Punk. That way you'll get the three good matches minus all of the suck. Saves a lot of time.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 17, 2011, 09:35:05 PM
Watch the awesome Miz video before the main event as well. Then turn it off and pretend it was a good match
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: chronovore on April 17, 2011, 09:51:24 PM
Except instead of sunglasses, he covers his eyes with chicken tenders.

HA HA FAT JOKE

But a good one...
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 17, 2011, 09:52:39 PM
Today I'm drinking spiked coffee, watching last week's Wrestlemania, and playing New Vegas and that sounds pretty fucking good to me

Just watch Undertaker/HHH, Cody Rhodes/Mysterio, and Orton/CM Punk. That way you'll get the three good matches minus all of the suck. Saves a lot of time.

You're right, there are some horrendous matches here. Yeeeeeesh. Maybe I SHOULD be grinding indie games
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: GilloD on April 17, 2011, 10:38:07 PM
I dont really like ARGs, but I kind of respect the work and creativity that goes into them.

That said, this latest phase of the Portal 2 ARG is kind of burning through their stock of goodwill. It violates a lot of 101 Good Game Design principles (Hiding the rules, not providing any feedback) and also manages not to provide any real reward- Despite the thousands of man hours poured into the ARG, we're looking at a release smack in the middle of a workday, about 12 hours ahead of time.

I understand why they can't release the game early, but then why even hint at it? It feels cruel and manipulative and very un-Valve.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 17, 2011, 11:34:44 PM
12 hours early means I can play Tuesday night, harden up yankees :usacry
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 18, 2011, 02:12:09 PM
I was surprised to see this as shipped in my gamefly queue especially since I didn't put it in there until this morning.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 18, 2011, 02:29:54 PM
http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

the fuckin potatoes are counting down
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 18, 2011, 02:39:41 PM
http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

the fuckin potatoes are counting down

But not very fast.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 18, 2011, 02:43:33 PM
it's getting faster.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 18, 2011, 02:47:02 PM
Looks like about 9 and half hours until the potatoes counter reaches 0.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 18, 2011, 02:52:17 PM
but the countdown rate is not constant
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 18, 2011, 03:10:04 PM
Still looks the same to me.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 18, 2011, 04:06:57 PM
No one trolls like valve
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: FatalT on April 18, 2011, 05:21:54 PM
I traded in some games at Best Buy and I'm gonna pick up the PS3 version tomorrow. Fuck this releasing early bullshit that's not going to happen. I'll take 2 versions of the game for the price of 1 please.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 18, 2011, 07:16:09 PM
GF comes through and sends that trey nasty version, saweet
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 18, 2011, 07:43:45 PM
After I beat the single player part if somebody wants to play the co-op campaign together on the 360 let me know. One caveat is that I'm a dumb ass when it comes to puzzle games so if that bothers you or you don't have any patience for my dumb ass forget about it.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 18, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
Hittin at midnight, will be there
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 18, 2011, 08:23:44 PM
After I beat the single player part if somebody wants to play the co-op campaign together on the 360 let me know. One caveat is that I'm a dumb ass when it comes to puzzle games so if that bothers you or you don't have any patience for my dumb ass forget about it.

Well you are the only guy with 360 ver here so I might take you up on that... lol.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 18, 2011, 11:43:04 PM
55 minutes to go.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 18, 2011, 11:52:59 PM
Finishing Killing Floor's bar shaved off 5 mins :lol

Trollface needs to become Gabeface
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 18, 2011, 11:56:50 PM
Finishing Killing Floor's bar shaved off 5 mins :lol

(http://i.imgur.com/sxU9U.gif)
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 12:04:21 AM
You feel really bad because people were forced to PLAY AWESOME VIDEOGAMES?
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 19, 2011, 12:04:49 AM
if you have a golden potato you got the valve complete pack for free, which includes Portal 2  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 19, 2011, 12:06:13 AM
I thought the whole thing was stupid and lame but if that's what people want to waste their time on more power to them. I don't really have the Valve fetish like some gamers so I mostly ignored the whole thing.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 12:07:04 AM
I love Valve games and think Steam is a great service, but I didn't participate either. Too busy playing Minecraft.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 12:11:01 AM
You feel really bad because people were forced to PLAY AWESOME VIDEOGAMES?

Killing Floor is a pretty bad game, for example. Sure, I like playing it but it's also bad.

Bad? Killing Floor is great.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: iconoclast on April 19, 2011, 12:13:26 AM
ilovebees was the only good ARG anyway
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 19, 2011, 12:14:24 AM
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(http://i.imgur.com/hH3oP.jpg)
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GOTYAY

:bow Valve :bow2
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 19, 2011, 12:14:37 AM
I feel bad for the people I know that blindly bought these games and spent hours trying to do all these puzzles (but then I'm like, "fuck them" too because they wouldn't like BF3 on facebook). It's kinda shitty that people went through all that trouble thinking "Man, the games coming out on Friday!" only to find out the game was coming out the same day as it always was.

meh. I just say fuck em. If they wasted their time and money maybe it will teach them a lesson and just wait a day for a game to come out. If they enjoyed the games then I guess it was worth it for devs who took part in it.

I just like playing games. All that meta crap annoys the shit out of me so as long as people keep it to one thread and don't shit up a board then that's their business I guess. It's more annoying on places like reddit where the entire gaming section has turned into Portal 2 threads but then reddit gaming is kind of annoying anyway. Note I also hated that "I love bees" crap from Halo years back. "Viral" marketing is bullshit in general imo. Just show me a couple of videos and put up some game information and that's all I need without the hype train. I like Portal but I realize I don't like it remotely as much as a lot of people which leads to this sort of frenzy. Which is fine. Different strokes.


Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 19, 2011, 12:15:50 AM
FUCK WHY DID I CLICK THAT SPOILER
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 19, 2011, 12:16:23 AM
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I feel bad for the people I know that blindly bought these games and spent hours trying to do all these puzzles

Well they are fucking morons. I took the opportunity to play Defense Grid, a game that I had already bought on sale a while back but never really got a chance to get into. Even then, I've only played it for a few hours. I've enjoyed it immensely. But yeah, fuck Valve.  ::) Whatever. For the record, it's not like I give a shit about EA trying to get "likes" on Facebook, either.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 19, 2011, 12:19:11 AM
if u bought the pack and got all the potatoes you got every valve game including portal 2 for free so i dont feel bad
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 12:19:53 AM
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(http://i.imgur.com/hH3oP.jpg)
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GOTYAY

:bow Valve :bow2

I FUCKING KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

It's going to happen to all their games in the future.

I'm perfectly happy with my free, well-maintained online servers and regular updates being subsidized by people with more money than intelligence.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 19, 2011, 12:20:46 AM
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Hopefully my hats work in DotA 2
[close]

:bow Valve :bow2
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 12:27:16 AM
2.5 minutes!! :omg
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 19, 2011, 12:27:22 AM
I can gift you the original :teehee
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 19, 2011, 12:27:38 AM
Decrypting :omg
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 12:31:15 AM
I edited my post.

Also: Small download incoming! Play shall commence shortly!
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 12:42:37 AM
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Incomplete installation of Portal 2 [10]

http://support.steampowered.com

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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 19, 2011, 12:49:54 AM
available now, it sez
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 12:52:01 AM
Still keep getting error, server's getting hammered. Feed the hamster!!
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 19, 2011, 12:54:49 AM
OMG ITS RELEASED ON THE AUS STORE THANK YOU BASED GABE
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 19, 2011, 12:57:17 AM
dl'ing at 6.1mb/s here :lol

sorry poor australians
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 19, 2011, 01:00:57 AM
I pre-loaded at 1.5mb/s last week, I'm fine.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 19, 2011, 01:16:39 AM
Just finished chapter 1.

Writing is phenomenal (I've laughed out loud at least four times already)
Graphics are great
Puzzles are well designed

GOTY :bow2
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 01:17:56 AM
Concur on all account there.

:bow Valve :bow2
:bow Based Gabe :bow2

Edit: Also the music is really, REALLY good.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 19, 2011, 01:27:38 AM
I am going to retire from the interwebs until tonight when I get to play this. I hate you all.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 19, 2011, 02:02:26 AM
Made it to Chapter 3. How awesome? So awesome. Gotta go to bed, though. :(
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 02:45:17 AM
106 minutes. Now to bed.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 19, 2011, 04:23:19 AM
Staying out of this thread until I'm done, but yes this game is VARRRRRY GOOOOOOOOD  :-*
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Vizzys on April 19, 2011, 05:13:11 AM
at ch 5 or so

might be Valves best game so far

also the source engine is looking gorgeous, shit got UPGRADED
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 19, 2011, 06:04:12 AM
the first time I broke up:

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smooth jazz will be deployed in 3, 2, 1...
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 19, 2011, 06:49:58 AM
Chapter 3 is brilliant.

It looks great and it doesn't seem to be taxing my machine either.

Love some of the lines

spoiler (click to show/hide)
You know who murders someone trying to help them? No one

Breathing the same room full of air until you die

And the bit in chapter 3 about you being a horrible person
[close]

:lol

Now I'm stuck in the room

spoiler (click to show/hide)
where there's a bunch of turrets surrounding a cube and you've only got that light bridge
[close]

Probably not that hard but I just cant work it out atm.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 19, 2011, 08:28:00 AM
The surprise. :lol
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 19, 2011, 08:33:52 AM
My 3yr old daughter just spent about a half hour laughing her ass off as she jumped through portal after portal :lol She insisted on putting on the 3D glasses. Tiny mind: blown
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: naff on April 19, 2011, 09:00:25 AM
One campaign for single player, you are a human

Different campaign for co-op where you're a robot
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 19, 2011, 09:27:37 AM
Writing is phenomenal

Erik and chet :bow2

Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 10:18:22 AM
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Wheatley: I'm speaking in an accent beyond her range of hearing!

Glados: Actually, I can hear you just fine.

Wheatley: Ah...well...Just run!! RUN!!! RUN!!!
[close]

:lol
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 19, 2011, 11:15:21 AM
3 hours in. game is fantastic. without spoiling stuff i'm at the parts with the speed/jump gel. actually i'm passed that too but if you're there you know what part of the game i'm at. puzzles are really fun. writing is super good. graphically they've definitely upgrades Source. it's mostly the lighting/shadows, post effects and motion blur that does it. the game screenshots really good unlike most games. i feel i'm about over halfway through i imagine. give or take.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 19, 2011, 11:52:09 AM
Source engine has definitely been beefed up. They're doing some nice dynamic lighting stuff now that makes everything feel more alive.

That opening sequence is fucking bananas. Crazy mindbending shit like that is worth 20 Crysis 2's worth of things blowing up.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 12:09:16 PM
Just wanna say:

:bow Stephen Merchant :bow2
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 12:51:40 PM
Chapter 6: Wow. WOW. I can't be any more hyped for Half-Life 2: Episode 3/Half-Life 3 than I am right now.

Okay, this chapter just keeps getting better and better.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 19, 2011, 01:42:14 PM
I fucking love Valve so much

They are like the Pixar in my pants
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 19, 2011, 01:51:00 PM
The
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blue gel
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is awesome.  Hopefully Valve releases the SDK soonish so modders can start working with the new mechanics.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 01:54:19 PM
Reviews are in:

Gamespot - 9/10
Game Informer - 9.5/10
IGN - 9.5/10
Giant Bomb - 5/5
GameTrailers - 9/10
PC Gamer - 94/100
Eurogamer - 10/10
Edge Magazine UK - 9/10
Computers & Videogames UK - 9.3/10
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 19, 2011, 02:19:01 PM
:bow Valve :bow2

Can't wait to get home and play some more.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 19, 2011, 02:54:48 PM
just beat it. took around 5 hours. excellent. wait until you see the resolution of the final encounter. amazing stuff
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Robo on April 19, 2011, 03:03:32 PM
5 hours?  Will wait for inevitable $10 steam sale.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 19, 2011, 03:08:50 PM
well your results may vary. i do tend to burn through games fairly quickly so my time may be quicker than most. i imagine the average will be around 6 hours. a lot of games nowadays are around that length but this is dense with some amazing content. plus the co-op which is supposed to be just as long and has its own story. then there's also developers commentary which (hopefully) is full campaign. so i think the package is worth it.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 19, 2011, 03:11:51 PM
I'm at 4 hours and in the midst of chapter
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6
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.  I'm taking my time and reading all the things on the walls and stuff, though.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 19, 2011, 03:18:06 PM
http://www.giantbomb.com/chat/

they are showing Portal 2 co-op between PC and PS3 it's pretty AWESOME
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 19, 2011, 03:19:15 PM
:bow Valve :bow2

Can't wait to get home and play some more.

OMG, I know. Go faster clock!
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 03:27:36 PM
5 hours?  Will wait for inevitable $10 steam sale.

I'm at 5 hours and still not quite finished yet. There's also there co-op, which has different levels and puzzles.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Vizzys on April 19, 2011, 05:31:49 PM
just beat it

steam says i logged 7.3 hours so far

I got stuck in maybe 3 tests so factor that in i guess.

On to coop, if anyone wants to play later tonight msg me

Also where were all the tests from the previews, with the crushers, I didnt see any.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 19, 2011, 05:38:08 PM
lol, everyones beating this already. serves you right for paying full price, loooosers. shoulda waited for a $5 steam sale
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 19, 2011, 05:44:38 PM
did anyone play the Super 8 interactive trailer/game?

at first I was like wtf? then I was like wow

so weird
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: ManaByte on April 19, 2011, 06:24:27 PM
(http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/11/apr/por98.jpg)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
PC version
[close]
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 06:25:37 PM
did anyone play the Super 8 interactive trailer/game?

at first I was like wtf? then I was like wow

so weird

Wait, there's really a teaser thing for that movie in the game?

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/04/super-8-teaser-portal-2/
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 19, 2011, 06:41:22 PM
(http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/11/apr/por98.jpg)
PC version

I tried that on my PC and you cannot read that message because it's literally over in a nanosecond.

Gabe is just trolling plebes with slow PCs, or more possibly macs, saying you might as well be playing the console version if you are able to read this message. D

edit: also, real PC gamers use quicksave -- that message is clearly only meant for consoletard consumption; those who are not familiar with keyboard maps - help them feel at ease while playing PC games
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 19, 2011, 06:47:02 PM
did anyone play the Super 8 interactive trailer/game?

at first I was like wtf? then I was like wow

so weird

Wait, there's really a teaser thing for that movie in the game?
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/04/super-8-teaser-portal-2/

I like the instructions in that article -- Bring up console and type yadda yadda to play Super 8 game.

Or, if you don't want to memorize map names or fucking bring up the console, you can also just click on 'Extras' in the main menu and it's right there.

Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 19, 2011, 09:05:30 PM
Finished the single player, took me right at 7 hours. Now on to the co-op!

The final boss should have been

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Animal King!
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 19, 2011, 10:29:07 PM
The final boss should have been

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Animal King!
[close]

It would be impossible to win.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: tehjaybo on April 20, 2011, 12:54:14 AM
Just finished it, 8 hours.  Absolutely loved it!  Definitely worth getting day one.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 20, 2011, 12:57:30 AM
I have to be the slowest gamer ever.  I'm still on chapter
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7
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although I did 2 levels of co op today and omfg cum on my titties it was so good.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Bebpo on April 20, 2011, 12:57:37 AM
I played the first 15 mins on PS3 and then on PC.  Why do I want to play this on my PS3??

The PS3 version has this really nice motion blur that makes it look CG-ish like GoW.  My PC version has no blur at all that I can find.  The PS3 version also has better sound on my setup.  The PC version runs at a WAY better framerate (60fps vs. 20-30fps) and sharper textures.

Might play this on PS3.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 20, 2011, 12:58:36 AM
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The PC version runs at a WAY better framerate (60fps vs. 20-30fps) and sharper textures.

Quote
Might play this on PS3.

???
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 20, 2011, 01:02:42 AM
I played co op with a friend who had the PS3 version and it worked perfectly.  I was surprised to see voice chat actually work between the two platforms.  Valve put in a ton of effort on this game.  :bow2
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 20, 2011, 02:30:00 AM
I really don't know how you could do some of the last co-op missions on a console. They took pinpoint accuracy and without text chat or voice caht I'd say it's impossible
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: brob on April 20, 2011, 04:57:49 AM
played about 40 minutes on my macbook pro this morning. It runs surprisingly well, much better than the original or TF2, and it looks better than both as well. funfunfun.

Is it heresy if I don't fall over myself with laughter whenever GlaDOS speaks? This overt snarkyness she's got going on in the early parts of the game is a little eye rolling. I did enjoy Stephen Merchant's character though - but I am a bit of a stan.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 20, 2011, 08:45:39 AM
Made it to stage 7. Didn't like the middle to end of stage 6 that much.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The surprise was awesome, made even better when Glados says later they used fake confetti
[close]
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 20, 2011, 08:59:48 AM
I really don't know how you could do some of the last co-op missions on a console. They took pinpoint accuracy and without text chat or voice caht I'd say it's impossible

You're also one nudge close from having downs so dont address us normal folk
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 20, 2011, 10:05:30 AM
I got a flag for doing a co op mission.  :omg
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 20, 2011, 01:56:13 PM
I really don't know how you could do some of the last co-op missions on a console. They took pinpoint accuracy and without text chat or voice caht I'd say it's impossible

You're also one nudge close from having downs so dont address us normal folk

im sorry im a better gamer than u

with single player cooop and the section 8 demo I did 9 hours and that beat everything
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 20, 2011, 04:25:49 PM
Portal 2 was like having a 6 hour orgasm.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 20, 2011, 05:06:55 PM
I got home early and have been playing the game. Maybe about an hour or two in. I enjoy the game but as I've said before I sort of don't really wet myself over this game like a lot of people do. Not meant as a diss.

I mean I like it. It's a fun puzzle game and there is nothing wrong with that but my mind isn't blown by the puzzles nor do I cry with laughter everytime Glados insults me. Good game though so far. It feels like a big budget extension of the first game although I'm not necessarily sure I needed a big budget puzzle game. Whenever I play portal it sorts of feels like watching an art house movie that I think is enjoyable but everybody else thinks is life altering. But then I have the same feeling with a lot of pixar movies which somebody mentioned earlier. But to be fair like I said I'm only a couple of hours in.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 20, 2011, 05:32:14 PM
Portal 2 doesn't start to get really great until you pass the halfway point, which you'll recognize when you get there.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 20, 2011, 05:46:26 PM
finished it in just over 7 hrs.

pretty great but unless things turn out real bad for some of the other games coming out this year, it won't be my goty - probably not even in my top 3
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 20, 2011, 05:51:59 PM
finished it in just over 7 hrs.

pretty great but unless things turn out real bad for some of the other games coming out this year, it won't be my goty - probably not even in my top 3

Not really a slight on Portal 2 though, this year is just looking really, really good all around.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 20, 2011, 06:06:48 PM
yup, i still can't get over how many potential goty candidates we're getting this year
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 20, 2011, 08:31:27 PM
Going to spoiler this because it's vague yet spoilerish at the same time.

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I started to miss the sterile, white settings of the original test chambers about 2 hours in, thinking the new chambers were just too dark and lacked character. Then when you I was put in the undamaged chamber, it made me miss the new ones and all their moving parts.

I was also thinking during stage 4 and 5 there had been less emphasis on using momentum with portals, and then it comes in spades in stage 6.
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 20, 2011, 09:08:30 PM
Going to spoiler this because it's vague yet spoilerish at the same time.

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I started to miss the sterile, white settings of the original test chambers about 2 hours in, thinking the new chambers were just too dark and lacked character. Then when you I was put in the undamaged chamber, it made me miss the new ones and all their moving parts.

I was also thinking during stage 4 and 5 there had been less emphasis on using momentum with portals, and then it comes in spades in stage 6.
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I think that's one of the game's strongest points, that it's constantly shifting the tone, look, and feel of the test chambers
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 20, 2011, 09:20:06 PM
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I missed the test chambers too and was pleasantly surprised when they returned after Wheatly turned evil
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Big plot spoilers, just as an FYI.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 20, 2011, 10:00:16 PM
Going to spoiler this because it's vague yet spoilerish at the same time.

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I started to miss the sterile, white settings of the original test chambers about 2 hours in, thinking the new chambers were just too dark and lacked character. Then when you I was put in the undamaged chamber, it made me miss the new ones and all their moving parts.

I was also thinking during stage 4 and 5 there had been less emphasis on using momentum with portals, and then it comes in spades in stage 6.
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I think that's one of the game's strongest points, that it's constantly shifting the tone, look, and feel of the test chambers
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Completely agree. Things never get boring and as soon as you start thinking about something it seems to show up.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 20, 2011, 10:02:19 PM
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the worst part about the game aws the 1950's section, boring to look at and not fun puzzles. the white gel mechanic was the worst
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 20, 2011, 10:11:53 PM
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the worst part about the game aws the 1950's section, boring to look at and not fun puzzles. the white gel mechanic was the worst
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I liked the look of them but I agree the older puzzles weren't that fun. Maybe that was by design? I'm not a big fan of the press a button LOL YOU'VE ONLY GOT 4 SECONDS TO DO SOMETHING puzzles, I don't play Portal for twitch gaming.
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 20, 2011, 10:12:45 PM
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the worst part about the game aws the 1950's section, boring to look at and not fun puzzles. the white gel mechanic was the worst
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That was the best part.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: tehjaybo on April 20, 2011, 10:58:51 PM
Hey look, a reason Methodis was changed to The Worst Poster Ever.

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Because the 1950s parts were fucking amazing.  And the first time I heard the name "Caroline", I flipped my shit.  I would venture to say most people did this, but when you're on the conveyor belt of scrapped turrets, you can pick up one that's says "I'm different" and rescue it, and it will say some things to you.  One of those things is "Her name is Caroline.  Remember that."  So when I heard someone with that name that sounded similar to GLADoS, I spazzed.  I was so excited.  The only way that could have gotten better for me was if there was actually a video sequence or projector or something set up of Cave Johnson and Caroline, maybe an easter egg or something.
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Big spoilers under the tag.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 20, 2011, 11:22:19 PM
Took a few screenshots:

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(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595809294184665405/13F7EA60BD9A9ADE4FEF85C44532AB3C2E107A84/)

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595809294184662232/061C1F15F3A0CF9B586184DED1609CC63FEC7406/)

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595809294184664321/3D8A439FC7854E42BFF4835AC83E7635AB29D582/)
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 20, 2011, 11:27:42 PM
Portal 2 doesn't start to get really great until you pass the halfway point, which you'll recognize when you get there.

I've reached this point now. I'll probably beat it tomorrow evening.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 20, 2011, 11:31:26 PM
Hey look, a reason Methodis was changed to The Worst Poster Ever.

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Because the 1950s parts were fucking amazing.  And the first time I heard the name "Caroline", I flipped my shit.  I would venture to say most people did this, but when you're on the conveyor belt of scrapped turrets, you can pick up one that's says "I'm different" and rescue it, and it will say some things to you.  One of those things is "Her name is Caroline.  Remember that."  So when I heard someone with that name that sounded similar to GLADoS, I spazzed.  I was so excited.  The only way that could have gotten better for me was if there was actually a video sequence or projector or something set up of Cave Johnson and Caroline, maybe an easter egg or something.
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Big spoilers under the tag.

there is a secret photo of the two of them together
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glados in human form (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/en/images/0/00/CJ_and_Caroline.png)
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also I thought it was bad because I didn't like the mechanics introduced. Can you honestly say you had fun in that one room where you have to paint the ground with white portal paste?
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: tehjaybo on April 21, 2011, 01:41:54 AM
Yes, as it so happens, there was not one single bit of the game that I did not enjoy.  I can say that 100% honestly.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: FatalT on April 21, 2011, 02:22:58 AM
I just beat it and had a blast! I'm ready for co-op now. I'm thinking about trading in my PS3 version and picking up Mortal Kombat or something.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 21, 2011, 08:45:06 AM
Sorry but I'm going to have to agree with methodis slightly

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Found the gel and the movement wave levels to be really weak. Now in the escape levels the gel worked a bit better, and still they did some great stuff with the lasers and light bridge levels.
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Really enjoyed it in the end after getting slightly frustrated with the number of needless test chambers at the end.

I'll probably wait a week or so before trying co-op, I've had enough of test chambers for now.

also

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At first I wanted you dead, now I only want you gone
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:rofl
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 21, 2011, 10:51:52 AM
who wants to coop right now?
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 21, 2011, 01:03:10 PM
Co-op levels are great. They focus a lot more on puzzle-solving and all that than the main game does, and adds the dynamic of being able to field two sets of portals at once. Definitely worth playing, as long as you can find someone who knows what they're doing.

Fortunately, InfectedGib is one such person.  :)
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 21, 2011, 01:08:57 PM
Co-op levels are great. They focus a lot more on puzzle-solving and all that than the main game does, and adds the dynamic of being able to field two sets of portals at once. Definitely worth playing, as long as you can find someone who knows what they're doing.

Fortunately, InfectedGib is one such person.  :)

haha now way! I only bumbled my way thru cos you were showing me what to do most the time.  :lol

Co-op levels are a blast. Just make sure your partner knows how to play the game.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 21, 2011, 01:20:42 PM
if any of u want portal conservation society achevement i can guide u through it takes like 5 minutes
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 21, 2011, 02:01:21 PM
Co-op levels are great. They focus a lot more on puzzle-solving and all that than the main game does, and adds the dynamic of being able to field two sets of portals at once. Definitely worth playing, as long as you can find someone who knows what they're doing.

Fortunately, InfectedGib is one such person.  :)

haha now way! I only bumbled my way thru cos you were showing me what to do most the time.  :lol

Nah, you definitely helped me out on a few of those.

We made it to the third set of level and already came across a good amount of levels where we just stood around for several minutes trying to think of what to do.  :lol
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 21, 2011, 03:24:12 PM
We made it to the third set of level and already came across a good amount of levels where we just stood around for several minutes trying to think of what to do.  :lol

I imagine the time spent looking around in new test chambers going  "hmmm..." will only increase further in the game. Some really clever puzzles already - it's great that they don't just recycle puzzle ideas from the single-player.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 21, 2011, 06:32:23 PM
Had a couple of brain fart moments in co-op. Like, I'm thinking too hard and trying to make a jump from light bridge to light bridge and dying a couple of time instead of just walking through the portal to get to the second bridge.

Lots of moments where I think too hard and miss the obvious. :lol

Fortunately Great Rumbler was always there to show me the right way.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 21, 2011, 07:00:05 PM
Haha, yeah, all you had to do was walk through the portal!  :lol
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 21, 2011, 10:53:48 PM
Wheatley's grating British mannerisms and GlaDOS's newfound "personality" are off-putting, but the most important change to this is how Aperture feels like a real place, instead of a series of tunnels.

Also, 360 version has ava awards, COOOOOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 21, 2011, 11:14:16 PM
Best playthrough EVER:

[youtube=560,345]6hYOi-DfqlU[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]AfnS596Uimo[/youtube]

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Take some solace, Gib, in knowing that there ARE people worse at Portal 2 than you. :lol
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: The Sceneman on April 21, 2011, 11:29:58 PM
what a stupid fucking bitch
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 21, 2011, 11:36:12 PM
I think one of the Youtube comments said it best with "I caught autism from this."

Except an autistic person would probably have a lot easier time than her.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: The Sceneman on April 21, 2011, 11:54:02 PM
girl + videogames = NERBO BONAS
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 21, 2011, 11:58:36 PM
girl + videogames = NERBO BONAS


I think watching those two videos has rendered me permanently impotent.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: tehjaybo on April 22, 2011, 01:02:50 AM
I JUST WANT TO PUNCH HER IN THE FACE.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 22, 2011, 01:06:28 AM
portal 2 is aweosme got all the co op achievements i feel bad for console plebians that will prob be impossible
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 22, 2011, 06:24:28 AM
Haha, yeah, all you had to do was walk through the portal!  :lol

Portal 2 :bow2 — making even seasoned gamers feel dumb.

More triple-A games should require this much mental rumination
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 22, 2011, 06:33:00 AM
ugh, i hate walkthrough videos where the "host" feels the need to be talking every. single. second.

Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 22, 2011, 12:18:43 PM
[youtube=560,345]sJhftGotces[/youtube]
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: etiolate on April 22, 2011, 04:24:17 PM
she's like female wheatley
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 22, 2011, 04:36:32 PM
It just keeps getting the worse. THERE ARE TWO BUTTONS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU PUSH THEM, but no she keeps pressing the first button over which does nothing but disintegrate the block she already had in the right spot. She's never going to beat this game.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 22, 2011, 04:59:10 PM
Yay! Gib and I finally beat the co-op! *internet high-five*

With singleplayer and co-op, my final time was 12 hours.

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(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595809294211574818/1DC90743831C3EF45FEC843C60EA16FFBBAF30E2/)
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 22, 2011, 05:10:00 PM
 :lol nice screengrab

last area wasn't so bad except we made a meal of the first section

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you could say the sliding crate was a sort of new mechanic, and we didn't know the bridges would stay up if you blocked the lasers for even a second, so I think we can blame the puzzle designers a little for that one lol
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: etiolate on April 22, 2011, 05:55:23 PM
Game is full of false endings. I keep thinking I'm on the final segment just to have the whole process reboot. Haven't beaten it yet, but its Friday and I want to get outside. I think I got one chapter left, so I should finish it tonight.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 22, 2011, 07:36:47 PM
Probably finish it up late this weekend or early next week. When I tried to put in a good number of hours on the second day I found I was burning out on the game. So it's better if I take it in smaller chunks.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 22, 2011, 07:42:32 PM
Game is full of false endings. I keep thinking I'm on the final segment just to have the whole process reboot.

Eh, there's really only one false ending and that's basically the halfway marker.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 22, 2011, 07:59:25 PM
The parts that arent "Portal" are way better than actual Portal. The whole escape bit (with GlaDOS offer for the final test) was better than everything else leading up to it.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 22, 2011, 08:03:51 PM
I agree demi, the test chambers in the second half of the game were rather weak while the escape was really fun,
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 22, 2011, 08:06:01 PM
I thought the first half was a little weak, except for a few parts like the escape. Second half was great though with

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A journey through the history of Aperture and the introduction of the gel mechanic. Also, Wheatly's twisted test chambers were nice as well.
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: etiolate on April 23, 2011, 03:37:12 AM
Finished it. Need to find some co-op.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 23, 2011, 09:38:38 AM
The entire Cave Johnson oart was complete crap.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 23, 2011, 09:46:32 AM
:bow Cave Johnson :bow2
:bow Gel :bow2
:bow 60's look :bow2
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: pilonv1 on April 23, 2011, 10:10:50 AM
Oh I thought of something I really didn't like with this game

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:-\
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 23, 2011, 10:15:43 AM
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Lack of advanced chambers and challenge rooms
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One puzzle in chapter 7 where you have to fill the entire room with white gel that I hated
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Otherwise, it is one of the best games I have ever played.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 23, 2011, 10:26:55 AM
It's a Source engine game, so load screens are a given, unfortunately.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 23, 2011, 11:03:15 AM
The entire Cave Johnson oart was complete crap.

the first smart thing demi has said since approving my membership back in 07 :bow
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 23, 2011, 11:28:16 AM
Portal 2 in a nutshell:

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intro -> boring portal rooms -> ESCAPE -> explore mysterious area -> learn about aperture -> boring cave johnson rooms -> come back up -> more boring portal rooms -> ESCAPE -> awesome boss and end sequence
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anything thats not "portal" = ace
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 23, 2011, 11:31:42 AM
A lot of the puzzles had the same "solution" as well. Did you notice that? It was funny cause I'd be kinda stumped then I'd be like OH DURRRRRRR and just re-do the same thing I did in the previous room.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: bachikarn on April 23, 2011, 11:40:15 AM
:bow Cave Johnson :bow2
:bow Gel :bow2
:bow 60's look :bow2

Apparently the game was originally a prequel set in the 60s and Cave Johnson was the main component of the storyline. No portals, and no Glados either.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 23, 2011, 11:42:18 AM
Why would there be no portals? He even mentions it in the first instance of white goo.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: bachikarn on April 23, 2011, 11:55:41 AM
The background story would have been completed different (something about Johnson leading a robot revolution) and they had a completely different game play mechanic. They decided to scrap it for whatever reason.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 23, 2011, 12:04:37 PM
Sounds like we have info on Valve's next project that will further delay Half-Life 3.  :bow2
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: brob on April 23, 2011, 12:41:21 PM
I wouldn't mind - don't really care for HL2 and it's spawns...


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:tomato
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 24, 2011, 04:47:41 PM
The co-op mode is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than the entirety of Single Player.

Does anyone else here have 360 ver or just me and Stoney? Need to look for someone for Professor Portal (do calibration course with someone who hasnt played co-op, and you have beaten co-op yourself) or Friends With Benefits (hug 3 people on friends list)
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 25, 2011, 03:11:25 AM
Confused as to when the game takes place --

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Portal 1 takes place in 1999. Chell is put in stasis for an indeterminate amount of time and wakes up ??? years later. I am wondering whether or not this takes place AFTER the events of HL3 because she emerges into a cornfield and the sun is shining and everything looks a-ok and not at all post-Combine'y
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: TEEEPO on April 25, 2011, 04:15:44 AM
i'm done with X360 single player, will get myself on for some coop when i can (though this morning i was playing 5am-7am)

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so Chel is the second player in coop Half life 3 then?
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that would be not only be incredibly stupid

but it would entirely defeat the importance that was placed on Alyx throughout the episodes, especially the final part of the last one... you know, with the whole unforseen consequences.

and there is still a question as to whether halflife 3 will feature coop. can't imagine it being very cinematic and engaging if so. having two mutes would be distinguished mentally-challenged.
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 25, 2011, 04:17:17 PM
i'm done with X360 single player, will get myself on for some coop when i can (though this morning i was playing 5am-7am)

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so Chel is the second player in coop Half life 3 then?
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that would be not only be incredibly stupid

but it would entirely defeat the importance that was placed on Alyx throughout the episodes, especially the final part of the last one... you know, with the whole unforseen consequences.

and there is still a question as to whether halflife 3 will feature coop. can't imagine it being very cinematic and engaging if so. having two mutes would be distinguished mentally-challenged.
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Gordon dies, Chell/Alyx co-op (with lesbian subtext). Problem solved.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: tehjaybo on April 25, 2011, 04:41:07 PM
i'm done with X360 single player, will get myself on for some coop when i can (though this morning i was playing 5am-7am)

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so Chel is the second player in coop Half life 3 then?
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that would be not only be incredibly stupid

but it would entirely defeat the importance that was placed on Alyx throughout the episodes, especially the final part of the last one... you know, with the whole unforseen consequences.

and there is still a question as to whether halflife 3 will feature coop. can't imagine it being very cinematic and engaging if so. having two mutes would be distinguished mentally-challenged.
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Gordon dies, Chell/Alyx co-op (with lesbian subtext). Problem solved.

Mmm.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 27, 2011, 02:06:44 PM
by the way

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as the paper and wood had not degraded in the relaxation chamber (theory is the 9999..99 is a glitch and it means 27 years), it turns out that this almost exactly puts Chell [REDACTED] (Cave and Carolines daughter unless you like ignoring the obvious) on the almost EXACT same time line as the return of Freeman
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Why do...

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people say Chell is Cave and Caroline's daughter? Are there hidden game files or levels or ARG data to substantiate this? Or is this "Rinoa is Ultimecia" fanwank all over again?
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 27, 2011, 02:29:16 PM
by the way

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as the paper and wood had not degraded in the relaxation chamber (theory is the 9999..99 is a glitch and it means 27 years), it turns out that this almost exactly puts Chell [REDACTED] (Cave and Carolines daughter unless you like ignoring the obvious) on the almost EXACT same time line as the return of Freeman
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Why do...

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people say Chell is Cave and Caroline's daughter? Are there hidden game files or levels or ARG data to substantiate this? Or is this "Rinoa is Ultimecia" fanwank all over again?
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It's broad speculation based on the fact that Chell's last name is redacted on her form in the motion comic that comes with Portal 2. The only other bit of evidence is the fact that Chell was apparently the daughter of a male Aperture employee.
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: TEEEPO on April 27, 2011, 02:39:12 PM
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that would be not only be incredibly stupid

why would it be stupid?

because Chell's character is a mute who would add nothing to the Half Life universe? while both games loosely coexist within the same "universe", they exist entirely independently from one another. having Chell and Gordon interacting would validate the existence of GLaDOS/Aperture Science and Cave Johnson--an advanced r&d firm that has an incredibly smart, self-aware AI that killed everyone on "bring your mother to work day" which resulted in her single handily running an impossibly large space where everything they do makes no fucking sense which is all the result of a man who funded the company through becoming a billionaire selling shower curtains to everyone except the navy. do i need to spell it out any more clearly? there is a very thin line Valve has created and if they cross it, everything they had worked for would literally become this

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs[/youtube]

if they wanted to simply tie the two games together, they would've given more context to what's inside the Borealis instead of giving us a ton of easter eggs, which is basically what the entire game is, a fucking joke.

Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 27, 2011, 02:39:49 PM
OH NO

TEEPO IS HEADCRAB ZOMBIE
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 27, 2011, 03:01:22 PM
Yeah, I really don't see Valve crossing that line and pairing the two games together. Hints in both games that the other game world exists is fine, it's one of those little things that makes fans all giddy, but it's pretty obvious that the two games are completely different in tone and style and throwing them together just won't work.

Half-Life 3 may have some sort of portal technology, but you're not going to see Gordon fighting against GLaDOS with a wise-cracking British AI by his side.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 28, 2011, 10:28:55 AM
Mmmm...Rule 34...

(http://i.imgur.com/e8QFk.gif)

:drool
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 28, 2011, 11:10:12 AM
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Yeah, I really don't see Valve crossing that line and pairing the two games together. Hints in both games that the other game world exists is fine, it's one of those little things that makes fans all giddy, but it's pretty obvious that the two games are completely different in tone and style and throwing them together just won't work.

it now seems pretty straight forward that the ending of P2 coincides with the arrival of Gordon at City 17.

Really?

The Final Days of Portal app suggests that

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the developers feel the game takes places tens of thousands of years after the first Portal
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 28, 2011, 11:54:33 AM
well, as long as we're spinning theories...

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I'm rather convinced Chell is a multiply cloned Aperture Science employee, especially after the Portal 2 intro with all the Relaxation Chambers. I don't think the Chell of Portal 1 and the Chell of Portal 2 are the same person, and I think it's entirely possible that the Chell of Portal 1 could still end up in HL3.
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 28, 2011, 03:51:54 PM
well, as long as we're spinning theories...

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I'm rather convinced Chell is a multiply cloned Aperture Science employee, especially after the Portal 2 intro with all the Relaxation Chambers. I don't think the Chell of Portal 1 and the Chell of Portal 2 are the same person, and I think it's entirely possible that the Chell of Portal 1 could still end up in HL3.
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Eric Wolpaw pretty much discounted the clone theory in the giantbomb P2 spoilercast. I believe he said he didn't see any way that it would make a compelling story arc for Chell.
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 28, 2011, 06:02:49 PM
well, as long as we're spinning theories...

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I'm rather convinced Chell is a multiply cloned Aperture Science employee, especially after the Portal 2 intro with all the Relaxation Chambers. I don't think the Chell of Portal 1 and the Chell of Portal 2 are the same person, and I think it's entirely possible that the Chell of Portal 1 could still end up in HL3.
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Eric Wolpaw pretty much discounted the clone theory in the giantbomb P2 spoilercast. I believe he said he didn't see any way that it would make a compelling story arc for Chell.
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look at all the misinformation we're correcting!

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I assumed at the end of Portal 1 repatch, when the robot came and gathered up Chell, that is was from Gordon Freeman's group. I guess based on Eric Wolpaw's statements we can assume it was them salvaging Chell back into a relaxation chamber
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 28, 2011, 06:05:10 PM
I thought the "comic" answers what happened at the end of Portal 1.

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Some "Ratman" guy watched Chell get dragged back into Aperture.
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 28, 2011, 06:25:45 PM
yeah, I didn't read the comic yet but

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I believe Chell was dragged back into Aperture by an automated military bot that GlaDos mentions at one point in P1.


[youtube=560,345]Fvp0UR0M4ww[/youtube]


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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 28, 2011, 06:42:29 PM
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Yeah, I really don't see Valve crossing that line and pairing the two games together. Hints in both games that the other game world exists is fine, it's one of those little things that makes fans all giddy, but it's pretty obvious that the two games are completely different in tone and style and throwing them together just won't work.

it now seems pretty straight forward that the ending of P2 coincides with the arrival of Gordon at City 17.

It might be that the two are going to be left independent but they've certainly put it out there now that they -could- marry the two if they wanted to.

I could see this. Co-op Ep3.

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One player, as Gordon, uses the gravity gun, whereas player 2, Chell uses the portal gun. They could design a pretty neat co-op experience around intertwining those two mechanics, I think.

Another idea is that in Ep3 you take control of Chell and Gordon at different junctures of the game.

The fact that GlaDos is finally able to let go of Chell suggests that she may be destined for greater things outside of Aperture in the HL universe.
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 28, 2011, 07:19:00 PM
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Another idea is that in Ep3 you take control of Chell and Gordon at different junctures of the game.

yeah, that's where i see it going - right now Gordon is somewhere in Europe whilst Chell is in the middle of a field in the US. It at least opens up a different location too. But yeah - i don't forsee HL3/Ep3 getting Gordon into the Portal world, meeting glados or -anything- like that. Hell, i don't even think Chell will have the portal gun if she makes it in - she'll be trading off the fact she's an 'abnormal specimin' who is too dangerous to test (as per the Ratman comic) and, possibly, psychotically diven. "Go and start a new disaster" "you want your freedom take it" - "that's what i'm counting on" still makes me think that GlaDos is using Chell for something - potentially something against what the Combine are doing outside. Or maybe the Gman is the person for whom Chell is "someone elses problem". I guess it's so stupidly open you could pretty much justify almost any jump -if- valve wanted to make it. :) 

Also - in the shaft on the way out - you see a glimpse of something - 3 turrets and they are looking over something that looks alien. It looks like a strider...  Or is it a massive overgrown potato?
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yeah, the fact is, Gordon isn't a clean slate anymore. If they need to justify player actions that contradicts Gordon's modus operandi, why not?
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 29, 2011, 03:10:55 PM
April 29, 2011 - Valve, creators of best-selling game franchises (such as Half-Life, Left 4 Dead, Team Fortress, and Counter-Strike) and leading technologies (such as Steam and Source), today announced the first game add-on for the year's highest rated multiplatform game, Portal 2, is in development and targeted for this summer.
Portal 2 DLC #1 will offer new test chambers for players, leaderboards, challenge mode for single and multiplayer modes, and more.
Targeted for release this summer, Portal 2 DLC #1 will be offered free of charge for the PC, Mac, Xbox 360, and PS3.

Portal 2 was released April 19 and currently holds a Metacritic score of 95%, making it the top rated multiplatform game of 2011. Portal also captured the number 1 chart position in the UK, Germany, and the Nordic countries during its first week of availability, making it the fastest-selling Valve release since Half-Life 2.
A hilariously mind-bending adventure that challenges you to use wits over weaponry in a funhouse of diabolical science, Portal 2 features expansive single and cooperative multiplayer game modes.

:bow Valve :bow2
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 29, 2011, 03:15:42 PM
:bow Free updates :bow2
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 29, 2011, 03:31:19 PM
as a PSN user I am disappointed in this day one DLC trend
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 29, 2011, 03:35:30 PM
as a PSN user I am disappointed in this day one DLC trend

This update looks like it's still a month or two away.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 29, 2011, 03:37:39 PM
I got my 1000 this morning, sent it off to GameFly. Enjoy your crappy free rooms :lol
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 29, 2011, 03:43:45 PM
Still haven't beat it although I'm very close. I can only play the game in stretches.

While I've enjoyed it, I'm portaled out for at least a few years and I'm not even really done with the game yet. The extra dlc doesn't really do anything for me although if you absolutely love Portal I'm sure its cool and free content is always nice.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 29, 2011, 03:47:02 PM
Enjoy your crappy free rooms :lol

Thanks, I will.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 29, 2011, 03:49:59 PM
significant additions for free,  you say

and here I was acceptant of the fact that content be cut from my games and sold to me piecemeal.

thanks for that bioware
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Post by: demi on April 29, 2011, 03:50:47 PM
Wow, more easy to solve rooms. How "significant"
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 29, 2011, 03:51:20 PM
:rock More easy rooms to solve for free :rock
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on April 29, 2011, 04:01:58 PM
They already made you pay for some... :lol

This whole "game" could have been a free update and they would be none the wiser.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 29, 2011, 04:05:51 PM
I only paid $20.  8)
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Post by: demi on April 29, 2011, 04:09:25 PM
u paid for a $20 map pack... lol
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Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 29, 2011, 04:17:59 PM
it was worth it    ;c

can't wait for the next batch of maps

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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 29, 2011, 04:24:46 PM
it was worth it    ;c


Yeah, well worth it. Lived up to my expectations of what the sequel should be like, so don't have any regrets at all. Even less so now that we're getting even more content handed down for free.

I've certainly paid more for far less entertainment.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 29, 2011, 04:25:07 PM
as a PSN user I am disappointed in this day one DLC trend

This update looks like it's still a month or two away.

THAT'S THE JOKE
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 29, 2011, 04:30:17 PM
as a PSN user I am disappointed in this day one DLC trend

This update looks like it's still a month or two away.

THAT'S THE JOKE

Sorry.  :'(
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on April 29, 2011, 04:37:40 PM
Modders are already doing proof of concept maps and the SDK isn't even out yet.  I can't wait to have dozens of free levels to play.  :rock
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 29, 2011, 04:39:47 PM
enjoy your 1 time free DLC xbots, from here on out u payin  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 29, 2011, 05:15:33 PM
i herd for our convenience sony has set up a direct debit plan that auto charges your card for all future dlc

only caveat seems to be that you get charged at random intervals without warning for large bulk orders that you didn't make for dlc that may not exist
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 29, 2011, 09:48:04 PM
Just beat the game. Very enjoyable overall. Wheatley is a great character and sort of made the game for me because Stephen Merchant is just a funny dude.

There were some parts that kind of just dragged for me. I'm not sure I need a puzzle game to be that long. But overall good experience. 
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Post by: archie4208 on April 30, 2011, 08:59:01 AM
[youtube=560,345]2RMgEKLeLvc&[/youtube]

And the SDK isn't even out yet.  :omg
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 01, 2011, 07:53:23 AM
This thread :lol

Portal is one of my favorite games and I had no idea the main character even had a name :lol
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Post by: cool breeze on May 01, 2011, 09:28:42 PM
just got around to playing this.  don't know how far I'm in, steam says 2 hours.

so far, two things:
-this game looks really, really nice.  it's not shoving effects up your ass like other games, but it all looks classy.  some of the scenes where the world is changing, breaking and morphing around have this unusually natural look about it.

-there are too many loading screens and it has already become obnoxious.  it wouldn't be so bad if the game wasn't trying to have this coherent path you were following in the game.  and sometimes it's load -> narrative scene -> load.  it feels worse than HL2 because time between loads is so brief.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: cool breeze on May 02, 2011, 02:09:12 AM
game was great

at points I was kinda wishing they took out some of the puzzles for a separate mode because the pacing got sloooow but when they surprise you in the middle of a test, it's genuinely surprising.  that said, the puzzles were a bit too easy, neither relying on quick reflexes or planning past one or two steps.  I'm guessing co-op has the challenging puzzles?
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Post by: Stoney Mason on May 02, 2011, 08:20:35 AM
neither relying on quick reflexes or planning past one or two steps. 

I honestly think that's a good thing.
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Post by: pilonv1 on May 02, 2011, 08:44:05 AM
I checked day one and it was 99k max players.

neither relying on quick reflexes or planning past one or two steps.

I honestly think that's a good thing.

Yep, as I said a few pages back I don't play Portal to get my twitch gaming fix.
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Post by: cool breeze on May 02, 2011, 10:00:47 AM
neither relying on quick reflexes or planning past one or two steps. 

I honestly think that's a good thing.

actually, I agree with you and pilonv1 about the twitch levels.  I was just drawing a comparison to some Portal 1 puzzles.

But I would have liked more puzzles that required ingenuity or creativity or just took some time to think about.  A lot of the times you step in the room, instantly solve it and just go through the motions.  It made the game work better as a narrative showpiece or whatever.  The puzzles didn't exactly steadily rise in difficulty, it was like a wiggly line.  And part of the line had white paint on it and wasn't a good idea.  But the rest of the line was really fun, even if it was easy to follow.

I guess that's what DLC and co-op are for.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Bebpo on May 02, 2011, 05:34:17 PM
Just finished the SP

Game was great.  It was Portal except bigger and better.  Very satisfying puzzles, great graphics, really top-notch writing and acting; very funny.  Good music too.


Only thing keeping it from GoTY type title in my mind is that it was still just Portal.  I kind of figured they'd take it to the next level and have real world areas like cities and jungles with the portal gun to solve puzzles to continue on the path.  But I guess they're saving real world usage of portal gun for Half-life 3.  So instead it's solving puzzles in trial rooms and machinery areas like the original game, and it does that very well.  Just seems less ambitious than I would have expected from Valve.  Also expected more Half-life story being developed through Portal 2 as I see the Portal series as a Half-life spinoff now. 

Still I'd give it max stars rating as for what it is, it's pretty much perfect.  Will hit up the coop mode this weekend.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 04, 2011, 12:46:22 AM
should i go through sp or co-op first?
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 04, 2011, 12:55:53 AM
You can play it whatever order you want although from a story perspective the co-op campaign comes after the single player campaign.
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Post by: Himu on May 06, 2011, 12:06:53 PM
I like Portal 2 so far but it really feels been there done that. It takes the core concept of the original and does cool things with it, but ultimately, I liken it to Super Mario Galaxy 2: a well-made sequel to one of the most innovative and inventive games of this generation that really just feels like an expansion pack.

A lot of people complained about Portal 1's length, but I felt that the game benefited from its short length. I feel like I'm already halfway through where I would have been in Portal, comparatively, and I'm already getting bored because I have done this already in Portal 1. Portal 1 had a sweet spot; it was short but highly replayable, and going anywhere past its original length would have made the game have length fatigue due to its core idea.

I think Portal 2 is proof that not all games need sequels. This feels completely unnecessary as fun as it is a Half Life Episode 3 with portal guns would have been preferable.

Of course I'm saying this with the opinion that the original Portal is one of the few games that I consider to be perfect with no flaw nor blemish. This has carried over into the sequel, but I'm not feeling it as much this time.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 06, 2011, 01:14:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4scs5.jpg

sick 70s style movie poster
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: cool breeze on May 07, 2011, 10:03:43 PM
Reading about the original premise for Portal 2 is a bit of a shame.  I kinda wish they had two campaigns (not including co-op).  The main one with the F-stop thing and another that was the Portal 1 sequel stuff.  Sounds like everything
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in the middle of Portal 2 with Cave Johnson and exploring the ruins of Aperture Science was adapted from original idea of no portals and minor connections to the first game.  Almost all the great lines from Portal 2 are from J.K. Simmons (the Lemon bit is hilarious).
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Though, after finishing Portal 2
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I'm glad that it wasn't pandering to Portal 1 fans by attempting to recapture the same feeling.  Good on Valve for betraying some expectations.  Valve managed to surprise me with a musical ending when I was totally expecting it.

The song is great too
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Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 10, 2011, 02:51:44 PM
Beat Portal 2.

Overall, I'd say the entire package is fantastic but I have one grievance and that is pacing and length. Portal 1 had great pacing because it was novel and an experimental game thrown in as a bundle in the Orange Box. It was three hours long and was far too short for the formula to tire out and get boring. As a result, I have played through Portal at least 5-7 different times, on varying modes and difficulties. So I'm used to that.

And that's probably why I felt bored with half of Portal 2. As someone who really didn't pay any attention to Portal 2 news or hype, I only bought this game because it had the name "Portal 2" on the box. So I went in knowing absolutely nothing. My expectations of the game was a game without tests, Half Life with portals, basically. And the game delivered on that front in some ways.

I felt that every time I was in a test chamber I groaned because it felt been here, done that, especially given how many times I have played Portal 1. But any time the game stepped outside of its comfort zone and gave you non-linear puzzles in a more open environment, portal jumping and platforming through decaying lab walls rather than a closed in portal test chamber, the game's potential was fully realized for me.

The game would flip between test chamber and open area over and over, and I'd find my enjoyment of the game swing back and forth. Portal 1's benefit was that it was far too short to get boring, but Portal felt like a solid 12 hours with the test chamber grown tired by the sheer number of times I've completed Portal 1's various modes.

The game is fantastic, one of the best games I've played. The funny thing is that every single test, every single chamber is tip top shape, wonderful game design and yet I still found myself bored with those areas due to the similar environments.

I find that I prefer Valve's shorter offerings (HL2 ep 1, ep 2, Portal 1, HL1) far more than their more lengthy games (HL2, Portal 2). For some reason, their games shine best when you can beat the games in like 5 hours to me.

Still, the writing, the comedy, the sheer wit, and game design are unparalleled. Valve hits another home run out the park and comes away with a (near) perfect game.

Finally, that finale was fantastic.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 10, 2011, 03:14:45 PM
Who has this on 360 so we can co-op
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 10, 2011, 03:22:33 PM
I think it only took me about 7-8 hours to do the singleplayer in Portal 2.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 10, 2011, 03:23:01 PM
Well it felt like forever. Like Stoney I became all portal'd out. The test chambers were completely unnecessary to me and I tried to get past that part for like three days.
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Post by: Stoney Mason on May 10, 2011, 03:41:35 PM
The game is fantastic, one of the best games I've played. The funny thing is that every single test, every single chamber is tip top shape, wonderful game design and yet I still found myself bored with those areas due to the similar environments.

I felt the same. Like I could intellectually appreciate the challenge and design of the game and I always felt a sense of accomplishment when I beat the puzzles but I would be lying if I said I also wasn't quite bored at some times. At some times it just felt like one big never ending room or something. That's why it took me awhile to finish. Because I could only play it in bursts before I would burn out.

I just kind of think the games needs some more mechanics or I just wanted it to be shorter. But maybe that's just me.

I still have it and could play co-op with Himuro but the reality is I just don't want to. I'm going to send it back.

Good game. I think I just like my Portal in small doses.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on May 10, 2011, 07:55:56 PM
The beta SDK was released today (http://www.thinkwithportals.com/blog.php?id=5443&p=1).  Expect user generated content in the upcoming weeks.  :bow2
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 10, 2011, 10:02:12 PM
no one ever plays user generated content. don't care. dlc, day one.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: archie4208 on May 10, 2011, 10:08:11 PM
It's not like you will have an option with the 360 version anyway.  :teehee
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2011, 04:20:31 AM
The ending is fantastic
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2011, 09:49:55 AM
But Portal has always kinda been a Half Life spin off. The prof goes off about Aperture in HL2.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2011, 09:54:38 AM
I don't think Freeman will ever meet GlaDOS or even Chell.

I think they're clearly a part of the same universe, but I see them as different "episodes": HL as canon eps, and Portal as fun filler eps.

If Freeman met Chell, there'd be another mute. You can't have another mute in HL. And besides, Chell in HL would take away from her own fucking games. What would be the point?
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2011, 10:05:32 AM
Well the doc said that Aperture went too far, if only to compete with Black Mesa for military contracts. And by playing Portal 2 we can definitely see that. So if you consider the portal gun and its possibilities, it's certainly reasonable that they based the testing of the gun around a series of tests to gain military approval. Hence, all the turrets (to simulate a military like setting).

I don't think of it much.

How were you disappointed? I originally thought that Chell had escaped the facility in Portal 1. I didn't see Portal 1's updated ending.

I think I'd enjoy the game far more on second run.
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Post by: Himu on May 12, 2011, 10:10:27 AM
Same here. I expected Portal 2 to be an adventure game as well. When
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wheatley kept doing tests
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i was getting so bored that it took me a few days to finish that section.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2011, 10:24:31 AM
Haha.

Escape one lab to enter another. Thankfully the design of the old labs was amazing.
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Post by: Himu on May 12, 2011, 10:48:38 AM
Cave Johnson was hilarious so I preferred those labs more.
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Post by: Himu on May 12, 2011, 11:00:14 AM
Wheatley owns, I agree.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 12, 2011, 11:07:11 AM
[youtube=560,345]xcs4klrjlwE[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]AGxj3cxYWYY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2011, 11:55:58 AM
Adventure Core > Space Core
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 12, 2011, 12:01:07 PM
:bow Adventure Theme Song :bow2
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2011, 12:14:07 PM
I'm liking Only Want You Gone more than Still Alive.
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Post by: pilonv1 on May 12, 2011, 10:58:40 PM
I still need to play co-op :(
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2011, 11:09:44 PM
Mojo let's co-op tomorrow if possible
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Post by: Himu on May 12, 2011, 11:52:26 PM
muladhadra
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2011, 10:44:06 AM
what the fuck, being jobless has changed my internal clock. I thought yesterday was wednesday. :(
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 15, 2011, 12:48:05 AM
have you beaten single player?
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on May 15, 2011, 08:36:21 PM
Jesus Christ co-op is so much harder than single player. I was playing like an idiot with mojo because I was always expecting a simple solution.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: The Sceneman on September 05, 2011, 02:18:19 AM
just started this. Game seems like dogshit so far, we'll see

edit: I am being a dick, but all the bad meme memories from fat loser Portal nerbos came flooding back once Glados turns up. I am very bitter about all this btw
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 05, 2011, 02:41:03 AM
[youtube=560,345]5lICcfdftF0&NR=1[/youtube]
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Post by: Raban on September 05, 2011, 03:50:52 AM
I didn't like this game very much. I played Mirror's Edge right before it, may have been too good to follow with this.
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Post by: The Sceneman on September 05, 2011, 04:09:23 AM
[youtube=560,345]5lICcfdftF0&NR=1[/youtube]

 :lol man, that would have such a better characterisation for that robot, rather than some pommie tosspot
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2011, 02:37:28 PM
I didn't like this game very much. I played Mirror's Edge right before it, may have been too good to follow with this.

???

Mirror's Edge is flawed as shit compared to Portal 2.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Raban on September 05, 2011, 04:17:44 PM
I beg to differ. At least I can enjoy Mirror's Edge on multiple playthroughs :-X
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Post by: naff on September 05, 2011, 06:08:41 PM
Lent Sceneman Deus Ex in exchange for this :rock
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2011, 12:33:44 AM
I beg to differ. At least I can enjoy Mirror's Edge on multiple playthroughs :-X

At least Portal 2 isn't half good half dog shit the first run :-X
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on September 06, 2011, 12:35:34 AM
I'm pretty sure it was. The entire underground areas were wack.
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Post by: Himu on September 06, 2011, 12:44:05 AM
at least it doesn't have dudes shooting at you and crappy fight mechanics
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Post by: Raban on September 06, 2011, 01:24:06 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: demi on September 06, 2011, 11:55:29 AM
at least it doesn't have dudes shooting at you and crappy fight mechanics

I'm pretty sure it did. Those turrets and that GlaDoS fight was sure fun
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Post by: archie4208 on October 01, 2011, 09:57:06 AM
DLC hits Tuesday.  New co-op maps and challenge rooms.  :hyper
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Post by: Great Rumbler on October 04, 2011, 02:20:46 PM
New DLC is out now.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 04, 2011, 02:24:22 PM
New DLC is out now.

Auto update for consoles or do you have to download it from the store?
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on October 04, 2011, 02:27:58 PM
Download, it's over a gig

any cheevos?
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: The Sceneman on December 06, 2011, 02:01:35 AM
okay I finally got around to playing this proper, I posted in "What are you playing" thread but I thought I would bump this thread too.

Wanted to say: I havent touched co-op yet, so if anyone has beaten co-op and needs the "Professor Portal" achievement (help a new player do co-op tutorial if you have finished the game), hit me up for an easy 75 gamerscore. (I'm playing on 360, of course).

Almost done with SP now. Is there a chapter select so I can mop up the cheevs easy?
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on December 06, 2011, 02:18:05 AM
okay I finally got around to playing this proper, I posted in "What are you playing" thread but I thought I would bump this thread too.

Wanted to say: I havent touched co-op yet, so if anyone has beaten co-op and needs the "Professor Portal" achievement (help a new player do co-op tutorial if you have finished the game), hit me up for an easy 75 gamerscore. (I'm playing on 360, of course).

Almost done with SP now. Is there a chapter select so I can mop up the cheevs easy?

Chapter select yes. After you get professor portal cheev, please help me get it.
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Post by: The Sceneman on December 06, 2011, 02:25:33 AM
have you beaten co-op?

If so, help me do co-op tutorial and you'll get Professor Portal
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Himu on December 06, 2011, 02:36:10 AM
haven't beaten co-op
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: The Sceneman on December 06, 2011, 04:32:49 AM
ending was pretty cool. Best ending of 2011. I liked Core 1
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Post by: The Sceneman on December 06, 2011, 04:33:44 AM
I'm liking Only Want You Gone more than Still Alive.

both songs are pretty crappy imo
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: The Sceneman on December 06, 2011, 04:48:39 AM
Quote
that would be not only be incredibly stupid

why would it be stupid?

because Chell's character is a mute who would add nothing to the Half Life universe?

reading older posts in this thread, and man I had to LOL/comment on this.

Gordon Freeman's character is a mute who adds nothing to Half Life universe. You could be controlling a dirty toilet with arms and a crowbar who works at a research facility, and be none the wiser.
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Post by: chronovore on December 06, 2011, 05:35:01 AM
Isn't he just a lab technician in the first one? It always struck me as strange that he's greeted as a savior in HL2, when only the man in black knew about his role in the first installment.
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: brob on December 06, 2011, 09:00:06 AM
hl2 doesn't have a good story, gordon freeman isn't a good character any more than a goatee is a good person. Just a series of well tested shooting segments with lots of novel little twists here and there dragged down by needless exposition.

Portal 2 suffered a lot of the same missteps that HL2 did, in that they added far too much narrative and flashy stuff. running through rooms puzzlin with the occasional joke over the PA was a better formula. Should have just cranked the difficulty up to 11 for the runback. co-op stuff was real great tho'. 
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Post by: Don Flamenco on December 06, 2011, 11:26:46 AM
after this game, Valve is feeling more like a circle jerk that I'm not involved in.  then again, i think i was on reddit too much around Portal 2's release and now know how people felt about Portal 1 after seeing forums get taken over by it hours after its release. 
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: brob on December 06, 2011, 11:56:20 AM
I'm excited for Dota2. never played one of those games and watching videos I can't comprehend how they work. I'm hoping Valve is making a game that has some sort of learning curve to it so I can at least try to get into it to the point where I understand how they work. I'm not that big on team based competitive games, so I doubt I'll stick with it - but maybe I can learn enough to where watching pro streams will be enjoyable.
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Post by: The Sceneman on December 07, 2011, 07:27:01 PM
best line in the whole game

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwwjdJ_5gJg
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Post by: Great Rumbler on December 07, 2011, 10:01:34 PM
This one's my favorite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjGOtXEm7Wk
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: The Sceneman on December 07, 2011, 11:01:38 PM
yeah adventure core was awesome too. Factoid core was also good. Just a sweet game all round!
Title: Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 08, 2011, 12:30:45 AM
Nolan North is pretty awesome when he's not playing the same character over and over.