Author Topic: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2? (Read 18379 times)

Raban · « **Reply #60 on:** April 15, 2011, 11:42:31 AM »

Just did a run-through of Portal in hopes that Portal 2 is unlocking in 19 minutes...

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #61 on:** April 15, 2011, 11:49:38 AM »

I think retail would be pretty pissed if they released it this early.

Raban · « **Reply #62 on:** April 15, 2011, 11:57:08 AM »

I think Steam is a pretty cool guy. eh releases games early and doesn't afraid of anything.

Raban · « **Reply #63 on:** April 15, 2011, 12:01:36 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #64 on:** April 15, 2011, 12:01:56 PM »

Curse you, GAAAAAAAABE!

archie4208 · « **Reply #65 on:** April 15, 2011, 12:02:10 PM »

VALVE TROLLED US

FUCK THIS SHIT

Raban · « **Reply #66 on:** April 15, 2011, 12:04:37 PM »

Definitely makes me wanna buy the Potato Sack now, tho.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #67 on:** April 15, 2011, 12:08:18 PM »

Epic troll.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #68 on:** April 15, 2011, 12:13:37 PM »

But, wait, if you buy the Potato Sack and find all the potatoes, Portal 2 might unlock early!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #69 on:** April 15, 2011, 12:34:47 PM »

Quote from: Raban on April 15, 2011, 11:42:31 AM

Just did a run-through of Portal in hopes that Portal 2 is unlocking in 19 minutes...

me too

Valve + Gabe, master trolls

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #70 on:** April 15, 2011, 12:43:06 PM »

/knocks over magazine rack

Raban · « **Reply #71 on:** April 15, 2011, 12:45:21 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on April 15, 2011, 12:34:47 PM

Quote from: Raban on April 15, 2011, 11:42:31 AM
Just did a run-through of Portal in hopes that Portal 2 is unlocking in 19 minutes...

me too

Valve + Gabe, master trolls

qft

see you guys on Tuesday at 00:00

cool breeze · « **Reply #72 on:** April 15, 2011, 01:39:32 PM »

EA: "if we get X number of likes on facebook, we will release a trailer"
you goddamn fucking assholes! I'm not a market swine!

Valve: "buy and play unrelated games for X amount of time and we might release Portal 2 early...maybe

"
GUYS WE HAVE TO BUY/PLAY THESE GAMES! Gotta go fast!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #73 on:** April 15, 2011, 01:40:33 PM »

We need a Gabe dealwithit.gif

Robo · « **Reply #74 on:** April 15, 2011, 01:57:53 PM »

Except instead of sunglasses, he covers his eyes with chicken tenders.

HA HA FAT JOKE

huckleberry · « **Reply #75 on:** April 15, 2011, 01:58:15 PM »

stolen from CAG but fuck it.

Best Buy has the PC version of Portal 2 for 35.00 (360 and PS3 for 45). If you pre-order you also get 500 reward zone points good for a $10 gift certificate after 35 days or however long it is to post to your reward zone account. Seems like a great deal.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #76 on:** April 15, 2011, 02:05:12 PM »

son of a bitch

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #77 on:** April 15, 2011, 02:17:34 PM »

I'm just gonna get around to playing some more Defense Grid. Don't think you need to buy anything.

Raban · « **Reply #78 on:** April 15, 2011, 02:22:14 PM »

Quote from: Robo on April 15, 2011, 01:57:53 PM

Except instead of sunglasses, he covers his eyes with chicken tenders.

HA HA FAT JOKE

Episode 3 delayed another year.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #79 on:** April 15, 2011, 03:02:03 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on April 15, 2011, 01:39:32 PM

EA: "if we get X number of likes on facebook, we will release a trailer"
you goddamn fucking assholes! I'm not a market swine!

Valve: "buy and play unrelated games for X amount of time and we might release Portal 2 early...maybe "
GUYS WE HAVE TO BUY/PLAY THESE GAMES! Gotta go fast!

Valve love is pretty disgusting, especially on reddit. EA's attempt was shameless and direct. Valve does well-disguised, complex experimental marketing that seems to be designed to see how much brand loyalty they've acquired and how long they can lead on a large group of nerds.

At least with EA, there was no pretense. Valve fans seem to think the company is doing this out of love or something.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #80 on:** April 15, 2011, 07:19:34 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on April 15, 2011, 03:02:03 PM

Quote from: Linkzg on April 15, 2011, 01:39:32 PM
EA: "if we get X number of likes on facebook, we will release a trailer"
you goddamn fucking assholes! I'm not a market swine!

Valve: "buy and play unrelated games for X amount of time and we might release Portal 2 early...maybe "
GUYS WE HAVE TO BUY/PLAY THESE GAMES! Gotta go fast!

Valve love is pretty disgusting, especially on reddit. EA's attempt was shameless and direct. Valve does well-disguised, complex experimental marketing that seems to be designed to see how much brand loyalty they've acquired and how long they can lead on a large group of nerds.

At least with EA, there was no pretense. Valve fans seem to think the company is doing this out of love or something.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #81 on:** April 15, 2011, 08:55:05 PM »

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/04/15/glados-countdown-is-almost-up/

Quote

“Remember the Potato Sack? GlaDOS is apparently drawing “power” from computers playing games in the potato sack. For every collective 48 hours for one particular game, that game’s “power bar” goes up by 1%. And Steam needs to record you actually playing the game – just leaving something idling in the background does not contribute.

The potatoes we all frantically collected can still be collected – in fact, you are a major contributor if you even collect one potato in one game. Potatoes multiply that game’s particular power, so if, say, you gathered 5 potatoes in Audiosurf and one in Bit.TRIP BEAT, you’d be multiplying EVERYONE’s efforts in Audiosurf by 6x and BIT.TRIP BEAT by 2x.

Some people seem to think that launching multiple games is a good idea. This is in fact, not helping at all, because Steam only records keyboard activity in games launched through Steam, not through external launching.”

GABE

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #82 on:** April 15, 2011, 09:18:37 PM »

LOL this is never unlocking early. Fun experiment tho

demi · « **Reply #83 on:** April 15, 2011, 10:48:49 PM »

I'm gettin dat trey nasty ver. Coop with me.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #84 on:** April 15, 2011, 10:54:19 PM »

Steam preorders get a TF2 unlock: A little portal spitting a companion cube out of your chest, it would seem.

Huh.

Raban · « **Reply #85 on:** April 16, 2011, 02:56:08 AM »

$:-\$

Valve, cut the shit.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #86 on:** April 16, 2011, 03:38:55 AM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on April 15, 2011, 10:54:19 PM

Steam preorders get a TF2 unlock: A little portal spitting a companion cube out of your chest, it would seem.

Huh.

where is this I must see it

edit: I see it on the TF2 page

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #87 on:** April 16, 2011, 08:27:39 AM »

i personally have no problem with all this at all. i think it's incredibly clever and a great way to promote smaller games and portal 2 at the same time.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #88 on:** April 16, 2011, 09:41:37 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 16, 2011, 08:27:39 AM

i personally have no problem with all this at all. i think it's incredibly clever and a great way to promote smaller games and portal 2 at the same time.

The only problem I have is that I was pumped to play Portal 2 several days early but now it looks like it may only be a few hours early, if at all.

Otherwise, eh, I can live with it.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #89 on:** April 16, 2011, 04:33:48 PM »

Assuming people keep playing like they do, we might get Portal 2 early Monday morning.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #90 on:** April 16, 2011, 04:39:21 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on April 16, 2011, 04:36:26 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 16, 2011, 04:33:48 PM
Assuming people keep playing like they do, we might get Portal 2 early Monday morning.

This whole thing is bullshit, tho.

Well, the alternative is that it releases Monday night at midnight, but LOL VALVE TIME, and it ends up being like 3am before it unlocks

archie4208 · « **Reply #91 on:** April 16, 2011, 04:45:51 PM »

The ending was anticlimatic and the progress rate should be doubled, but otherwise it was a pretty successful marketing stunt by Valve. Portal 2 got alot more exposure and a bunch of hipster devs made bank.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #92 on:** April 16, 2011, 07:36:14 PM »

The whole thing made me finally play Defense Grid, so I'm pretty happy right now. Game's awesome.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #93 on:** April 16, 2011, 11:04:59 PM »

Broke down and preordered it on Steam. I guess I'll move my 360 reserve at GameStop to something else..

Raban · « **Reply #94 on:** April 16, 2011, 11:16:30 PM »

You did the right thing.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #95 on:** April 17, 2011, 01:20:38 AM »

so what does getting these potatos give you?

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #96 on:** April 17, 2011, 01:59:00 AM »

Was reading about this on my lunch break on Friday. People are actually upset over being tricked into playing some non-game and not being rewarded for pissing away their time with a semi-early unlock? BOO FUCKING HOOOOOOOO kill yourselves

JEsus CHRIST why are all of my hobbies filled with whiny dipshits

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 16, 2011, 08:27:39 AM

i personally have no problem with all this at all. i think it's incredibly clever and a great way to promote smaller games and portal 2 at the same time.

Pretty much. Bend over and take it, losers

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #97 on:** April 17, 2011, 12:54:59 PM »

looks like spoilers are everywhere. around every corner.

Raban · « **Reply #98 on:** April 17, 2011, 12:57:53 PM »

welp time to stop using the internet

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #99 on:** April 17, 2011, 03:57:26 PM »

derpa

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #100 on:** April 17, 2011, 08:15:42 PM »

WTF is the deal with the Potatoes, once they hit a certain number is something going to happen

Not that I give a shit about this game unlocking early. Today I'm drinking spiked coffee, watching last week's Wrestlemania, and playing New Vegas and that sounds pretty fucking good to me

pilonv1 · « **Reply #101 on:** April 17, 2011, 08:49:10 PM »

I have NFI what the deal is with the potatoes, just seems like another obsessive compulsive magnet.

Quote from: Sho Nuff on April 17, 2011, 08:15:42 PM

watching last week's Wrestlemania,

Quote

that sounds pretty fucking good to me

uhhhh

Quote

and playing New Vegas

Well thats ok then.

naff · « **Reply #102 on:** April 17, 2011, 09:19:31 PM »

They said something about how when you collect potatoes it multiplies the computing power recorded for said game potatoes are collected in...

iconoclast · « **Reply #103 on:** April 17, 2011, 09:32:48 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on April 17, 2011, 08:15:42 PM

Today I'm drinking spiked coffee, watching last week's Wrestlemania, and playing New Vegas and that sounds pretty fucking good to me

Just watch Undertaker/HHH, Cody Rhodes/Mysterio, and Orton/CM Punk. That way you'll get the three good matches minus all of the suck. Saves a lot of time.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #104 on:** April 17, 2011, 09:35:05 PM »

Watch the awesome Miz video before the main event as well. Then turn it off and pretend it was a good match

chronovore · « **Reply #105 on:** April 17, 2011, 09:51:24 PM »

Quote from: Robo on April 15, 2011, 01:57:53 PM

Except instead of sunglasses, he covers his eyes with chicken tenders.

HA HA FAT JOKE

But a good one...

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #106 on:** April 17, 2011, 09:52:39 PM »

Quote from: iconoclast on April 17, 2011, 09:32:48 PM

Quote from: Sho Nuff on April 17, 2011, 08:15:42 PM
Today I'm drinking spiked coffee, watching last week's Wrestlemania, and playing New Vegas and that sounds pretty fucking good to me

Just watch Undertaker/HHH, Cody Rhodes/Mysterio, and Orton/CM Punk. That way you'll get the three good matches minus all of the suck. Saves a lot of time.

You're right, there are some horrendous matches here. Yeeeeeesh. Maybe I SHOULD be grinding indie games

GilloD · « **Reply #107 on:** April 17, 2011, 10:38:07 PM »

I dont really like ARGs, but I kind of respect the work and creativity that goes into them.

That said, this latest phase of the Portal 2 ARG is kind of burning through their stock of goodwill. It violates a lot of 101 Good Game Design principles (Hiding the rules, not providing any feedback) and also manages not to provide any real reward- Despite the thousands of man hours poured into the ARG, we're looking at a release smack in the middle of a workday, about 12 hours ahead of time.

I understand why they can't release the game early, but then why even hint at it? It feels cruel and manipulative and very un-Valve.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #108 on:** April 17, 2011, 11:34:44 PM »

12 hours early means I can play Tuesday night, harden up yankees

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #109 on:** April 18, 2011, 02:12:09 PM »

I was surprised to see this as shipped in my gamefly queue especially since I didn't put it in there until this morning.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #110 on:** April 18, 2011, 02:29:54 PM »

http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

the fuckin potatoes are counting down

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #111 on:** April 18, 2011, 02:39:41 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 18, 2011, 02:29:54 PM

http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

the fuckin potatoes are counting down

But not very fast.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #112 on:** April 18, 2011, 02:43:33 PM »

it's getting faster.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #113 on:** April 18, 2011, 02:47:02 PM »

Looks like about 9 and half hours until the potatoes counter reaches 0.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #114 on:** April 18, 2011, 02:52:17 PM »

but the countdown rate is not constant

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #115 on:** April 18, 2011, 03:10:04 PM »

Still looks the same to me.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #116 on:** April 18, 2011, 04:06:57 PM »

No one trolls like valve

FatalT · « **Reply #117 on:** April 18, 2011, 05:21:54 PM »

I traded in some games at Best Buy and I'm gonna pick up the PS3 version tomorrow. Fuck this releasing early bullshit that's not going to happen. I'll take 2 versions of the game for the price of 1 please.

demi · « **Reply #118 on:** April 18, 2011, 07:16:09 PM »

GF comes through and sends that trey nasty version, saweet

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #119 on:** April 18, 2011, 07:43:45 PM »

After I beat the single player part if somebody wants to play the co-op campaign together on the 360 let me know. One caveat is that I'm a dumb ass when it comes to puzzle games so if that bothers you or you don't have any patience for my dumb ass forget about it.

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Author Topic: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2? (Read 18379 times)