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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on April 28, 2011, 11:43:52 PM

Title: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 28, 2011, 11:43:52 PM
This thread is for you, people who registered and made one post and then never came back again. Brevity is the soul of wit, and none knew that better than you You entered our lives ever so briefly, and yet they were never the same again. Our hearts forever changed by your single shot of insight. We salute you, Evilbore's One Hit Wonders. Goodnight, you princes of Maine, you kings of New England.  :'(  :'(

Some jackass keeps stealing my pop and sports drinks. After the the 3rd time I
just went ahead and bought a mini fridge to keep all my food and drinks in.  Sits
right next to my toolbox.

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fuck that juvenile shithole

I like this place already.

This forum is niiiice....
It's also great to see you guys are alive and well!

hey guys

hey

Drinky Crow likes green eggs and ham
Drinky Crow likes to do handstands
Drinky Crow is a member of Phi Slamma Jamma
Drinky Crow whores for the camera

But most of all:

When the going gets tough
When Ron Paul Supporters are out on the Prowl looking to kill and plunder
Drinky Crow always wonders
What happens when there are 2 girls and only 1 cup.

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Heh, I'm still up for a 3 month ban on GAF for absolutely nothing. Sweet.

I just shat myself.

Hi, Internet people.  I'm the infamous Erica P, Willco's girlfriend, and let me tell you, he's just as hot as he looks in Superbad.  Message boards aren't usually my game but he told me to post, so...

1. The first half of Wall-E - A+
2. The Incredibles - A+-
3. Up! - A
4. Toy Story - A-+
5. Toy Story 3 - A -+-
6. Toy Story 2 - A--+
7. Monsters Inc - A-
8. The second half of Wall-E A--
9. A Bug's Life B+
10. Ratatouille B+-
11. Finding Nemo B
12. Cars - X (unknown.)
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: The Sceneman on April 28, 2011, 11:44:51 PM
im giving this shit the thumbs up
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: Mandark on April 28, 2011, 11:52:08 PM
Popopop posted here?  Awwwwwww I missed it.
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: Boogie on April 28, 2011, 11:53:44 PM
If they made one post, they cannot possibly claim any title of "best ever"....
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 28, 2011, 11:58:15 PM
If they made one post, they cannot possibly claim any title of "best ever"....

At first I was going to make a Greatest Posters Who Never Made a Single Post thread, but I'll save that one for a rainy day.
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 29, 2011, 12:01:14 AM
>:(

:bow
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 30, 2011, 04:59:42 PM
Popopop posted here?  Awwwwwww I missed it.

No you didn't. (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=16299.msg390488#msg390488)
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: Bacchus7 on April 30, 2011, 05:02:40 PM
Annihilated.
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: Mandark on April 30, 2011, 05:17:05 PM
I've got the Memento disease.   :'(

I was pretty clever there, though.
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: pilonv1 on April 30, 2011, 09:12:58 PM
>:(

:bow

:lol
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 05, 2011, 05:28:46 PM
Erica P should be disqualified from this list for claiming Toy Story 2 is anything other than a regular A-minus-minus.
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: Groogrux on May 06, 2011, 03:54:22 PM
Erica P should be disqualified from this list for claiming Toy Story 2 is anything other than a regular A-minus-minus. being associated with Willco.

I agree!
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 06, 2011, 03:58:47 PM
Erica P should be disqualified from this list for claiming Toy Story 2 is anything other than a regular A-minus-minus.

I wonder if an A--+- simplifies out to an A--, do you think? Or not? I'm not really sure how it works.
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: Robo on May 06, 2011, 06:00:19 PM
This is my favorite:

Quote from: DCX
DCX gaf



DCX

Never has a single post summarized a particular poster quite so well.  :bow
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 06, 2011, 06:01:06 PM
hahahah
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: The Sceneman on May 06, 2011, 07:25:27 PM
This is my favorite:

Quote from: DCX
DCX gaf



DCX

Never has a single post summarized a particular poster quite so well.  :bow

:rofl
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 07, 2011, 09:06:28 PM
This is my favorite:

Quote from: DCX
DCX gaf



DCX

Never has a single post summarized a particular poster quite so well.  :bow

That cracked me up
Title: Re: All-Time Greatest Evilbore Posters That Made One Post And Then Left FOREVER
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 10, 2011, 07:02:01 PM
Erica P should be disqualified from this list for claiming Toy Story 2 is anything other than a regular A-minus-minus.

I wonder if an A--+- simplifies out to an A--, do you think? Or not? I'm not really sure how it works.

I would assume it's using a balanced ternary (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balanced_ternary) system wherein each succeeding minus/plus is worth ⅓ of the preceding one. So on a GPA scale

A   -          -          +           -          =
4.0 -⅓^1  -⅓^2      +⅓^3     -⅓^4    =
4.0 -1/3     -1/9      +1/27     -1/81    =
4.0 -27/81  -9/81    +3/81     -1/81    =
4.0 -34/81  ≈ 3.58