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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2011, 09:42:54 AM

Title: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2011, 09:42:54 AM
(http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/rappers_have_feelings.jpg)
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Diunx on April 30, 2011, 10:00:12 AM
Is that Thor?
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: The Sceneman on April 30, 2011, 11:07:46 AM
best album cover ever?
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: The Sceneman on April 30, 2011, 11:11:51 AM
the trees, the wolf, the fact that his name is filled with BEER, the pregnant chinese woman... this works on SO many levels
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Corporal on May 02, 2011, 10:28:02 AM
Fuck yes, a howling wolf. So gonna get this.  :o
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 04, 2011, 12:20:32 PM
the trees, the wolf, the fact that his name is filled with BEER, the pregnant chinese woman... this works on SO many levels

And is that microscopic pictures of sperm in the lettering of the title? :lol
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Brehvolution on May 04, 2011, 02:05:07 PM
looks like beer and froth
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 04, 2011, 04:34:41 PM
No, I mean on the "Bustin' Nutz".
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 04, 2011, 04:39:29 PM
No, I mean on the "Bustin' Nutz".

Yep, you're right.
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Brehvolution on May 04, 2011, 04:53:21 PM
No, I mean on the "Bustin' Nutz".
:rofl

Totally missed that. :duh
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Himu on May 04, 2011, 04:57:09 PM
Amazing
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 04, 2011, 05:01:57 PM
This is like the Cristal of shitty rap album covers.
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 04, 2011, 05:03:57 PM
I'm fond of Doin' Thangs, but yeah, this is pretty brilliant.

I shared it with my friends in our email thread entitled AWESOME... here's what one of them had to say about it.

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Wow.  Let’s dissect this a bit… Hip Hop or Crap (country rap)

 

·         $ = Hip Hop.

·         Beer/Beer Mug Letters= Crap (Hip Hop is more hard liquor)

·         Forest = Crap (you know a brother don’t hang out in the trees)

·         Douche hat = Hip Hop

·         Lone Wolf = Crap

·         Pregnant White Chick = Crap

·         Pregnant Asian Chick = Hip Hop

·         Multiple Pregnant Chicks = Hip Hop

·         Jeep = Crap

·         8 Auxillary Lights on Jeep = Crap

·         Graffiti Style Sub Title = Hip Hop

·         Spelling Nuts with a Z = tie.

·         Lack of tattoos on chest/arms = Crap

·         Marijuana growing at base of tree = Crap (don’t think rappers grow their own)

 

Score thus far:

 

Hip Hop = 5

 

Crap = 8

 

 

However, the game come down to the interpretation of the 26 highlight points throughout… are they:

 

(1)    Signs of Bling?  [Hip Hop]

(2)    Gun Sights? [Crap]

(3)    Stars of Bethlehem? [Oh… didn’t see that one coming… it’s a three-way now with Christian Country Hip Rap (CChrap) sneaking in and taking the game in a last minute ‘Hail Mary & Joseph Photoshop’.

 

Final score:

 

Hip Hop 5, Crap 8, CChrap 26
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Diunx on May 05, 2011, 01:35:40 AM
No, I mean on the "Bustin' Nutz".

:rofl
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: naff on May 05, 2011, 10:19:38 AM
the trees, the wolf, the fact that his name is filled with BEER, the pregnant chinese woman... this works on SO many levels

And is that microscopic pictures of sperm in the lettering of the title? :lol

Didn't notice that before, that's so good. The gift that keeps on giving :lol
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Beezy on May 05, 2011, 10:24:30 AM
:rofl
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Post by: rodi on May 05, 2011, 02:42:21 PM
I've seen that Chinese pregnant woman on posters around base for some family advocacy program...
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 05, 2011, 03:05:02 PM
I've seen that Chinese pregnant woman on posters around base for some family advocacy program...

Yeah, those two are almost certainly from some clip art gallery.
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 05, 2011, 04:21:49 PM
I bet that not even his Jeep Wrangler or his pet wolf either. Illusion shattered.
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Beezy on May 05, 2011, 06:56:42 PM
I can't tell if its chest hair or foliage.
or both
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: naff on May 05, 2011, 07:43:55 PM
Why the hell can't I find any music by Stewmac?

:lol
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: The Sceneman on May 05, 2011, 11:17:33 PM
Why the hell can't I find any music by Stewmac?

maybe its because the image in the OP is a "target render"?
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 09, 2011, 01:52:24 PM
(http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/sheek-louch-donnie-g-don-gorilla-album-cover.jpg)

:teehee
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Diunx on May 09, 2011, 02:00:50 PM
Is that Obama?
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 09, 2011, 04:23:50 PM
Is that Obama?

They all look alike.
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 11, 2011, 10:01:28 PM
Can we put the cover for the new Lady Gaga album in here?
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Trent Dole on May 12, 2011, 12:08:37 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51p6qd9xzFL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Eric P on May 16, 2011, 08:46:49 PM
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llb7fmh4101qbl8lgo1_500.jpg)

ugh
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Mandark on May 16, 2011, 08:49:44 PM
There are three "A & B" things on that cover and I have no idea which one is meant to be the artist or album name or what.
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Brehvolution on May 16, 2011, 09:02:44 PM
:rofl Horse Laid :rofl
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Positive Touch on May 20, 2011, 08:09:20 AM
the polo is a nice touch
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Eric P on May 21, 2011, 09:55:39 PM
(http://cdn.hmvdigital.ca/static/img/sleeveart/00/002/379/0000237930_500.jpg)

i can't tell if this is bad or awesome
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 21, 2011, 10:17:23 PM
Just want to say there's nothing about any of these covers I don't like.
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 21, 2011, 11:20:20 PM
(http://media.heavy.com/post_assets/2010/01/2516/1264454601_ap9-the-grinch.jpg)
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: The Sceneman on May 22, 2011, 12:24:11 AM
(http://cdn.hmvdigital.ca/static/img/sleeveart/00/002/379/0000237930_500.jpg)

i can't tell if this is bad or awesome

I would say "awesome"
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Akala on May 22, 2011, 03:16:01 AM
(http://media.heavy.com/post_assets/2010/01/2516/1264454601_ap9-the-grinch.jpg)

the grinch is actually pretty fly for a white guy...or so I'm told.
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: OptimoPeach on May 22, 2011, 03:31:25 AM
:bow Mac Mall :bow2
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Akala on May 22, 2011, 11:51:22 AM
oh wow, was more swerved than I thought last night...that SONG is called the grinch. an it's not that good!

[youtube=560,345]RVj9YHdz00o[/youtube]

was too lazy to look last night, but my brother-in-law is really into hip hop...and has recommended someone called the grinch a few times.

can't even find what I think he's talking about...all the dr seuss stuff is making it difficult.

he may be talking about this guy, http://www.myspace.com/grinchrhyma but he ain't white, and doesn't seem very good.

hope to god it's not this...

[youtube=560,345]mg7a5EDhbNM&feature=related[/youtube]

I am giving up my search, may call him later, but it's not even important. oh god I have wasted like 20 minutes. this is the last thing I found before giving up my search.

[youtube=560,345]UyKQOlTtJy4[/youtube]

OG grinc of the WA STATE SUSPECTS...I wonder if the shat pack knows these guys...  ???
Title: Re: We haven't had a "terrible rap album cover art" thread in a while...
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 17, 2011, 04:31:44 AM
(http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/lilb_6.jpg)